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2019

05

Sep

Reese Witherspoon Wetsuit Porno of the Day

Reese Witherspoon surfing in Malibu…nothing hotter than seeing an old lady in an oversized, thick as fuck wet suit, to not taint our souls…all women who are over 30 year olds should ALL be obligated to wear this bathing suit style.

We call it…the rebellion to the old ladies in bikinis, to focus on thick as fuck wet suits to cover up the fact that you’re old as fuck in a respectful way to the audience…embrace being an old dumpy mom…stop the other ladies and their LYING.

LET THIS BE YOU INSPIRATION….old bitches.

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2019

05

Sep

Kelley O’Hara Naked of the Day

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Kelley O’Hara and the ESPN naked edition is a reminder of how unsexy 99 percent of female atheletes and their musculature is.

Sure they can achieve fitness feats that are impressive. They are strong, they are powerful, they have endurance and thus can probably fuck the shit out of anyone they choose. Elite athleticism that comes with obsession for a sport….but they aren’t gonna be using that athleticism to fuck you silly, so you can ignore that benefit of fitness and focus on their muscles that may turn you gay if you stare too long…cuz nothing feminine about a thick core….center of power…gross.

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2019

05

Sep

Jennifer Aniston Boring Erotica of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston reminds me of the importance of retirement.

This woman makes millions a year off residuals from FRIENDS….seriously, it was that big of a show.

She doesn’t need to ever work again, and yet, her ego forces her to continue to exist, instead of taking a break, focusing on her childless life, because the real narcissism isn’t coming out confident in your tits at an old age, it is saying “fuck being seen, fuck the audience and fans, I’m going to fuck off and do something for myself”….open a store, move to a small town, go off the grid, buy a hotel in some tropical location…LIVE a fucking dream..

But instead they do the actor hustle, fighting for that OSCAR or some other shit, because acting may not be actual work, but it is STILL work…that leads to polluting us with images of her oldness. No one needs to see her oldness…her oldness is why Friends residuals pay out…her fans are turning to that to see the nips…not this old lady shit.

These celebs never retire, sure they barely work, it’s a joke of a job that pays way too much, but they should still go OFF camera when they look like their pussy smells like mothballs.

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2019

05

Sep

Charli XCX See Through of the Day

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Charli XCX is a dick sucker…and these are her tits she uses to get the dick sucking done right.

Funny enough I saw her leaving dick sucker comments on HALSEY’s comment on some EUPHORIA stars slutty fat girl who pole dancing BECAUSE dick sucking is what she’s done to get as relevant as she is, which isn’t that relevant, but is more relevant than any of us….

Even funnier, I have seen her performing at some random event and no one cared, this is back when she was being talked about more often cuz of her fat tits…that she liked to play up like EVERY single girl who has tits.

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2019

05

Sep

Fiona Barron Lingerie of the Day

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Fiona Barron is some Instagram slut with 1 million followers. You have never heard of her cuz you are old and because her followers are all fake.

Her feed is so fucking BORING. It is just her making the same dopey muppet face with very little facial expression, or soul, or personality….showcasing her tits…in various locations.

Every single pic the exact fucking same….the backdrop barely visible to see that they are in a different location.

It reminds me of my favorite instagram account OWEN WILSON EVERYDAY only far less clever, or interesting ,but there are the whole tits thing.

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2019

05

Sep

Demi Rose Nudity of the Day

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Here is Demi Rose Mawby posing naked in a bathtub, which is totally shocking to see a full blown prostitute show nudity…I’m assuming this shoot is for her Backpages ad. Not that she needs to do Backpages anymore, or maybe she never did backpages, but instead had what it took to use Instagram DMs to broker deals with her vagina…or would it be brokering deals FOR her vagina…as she was just a conduit for the pussy….a lifeline, a host body, you know what I mean…

I find her muppet approach to beauty typical of the times, over the top, something Jim Henson from the Muppets not from Catch a Predator, would be proud he inspired or paved the way for.

This is some Kardashian trickle down effect….they were ugly girls, who figured out a way to look like sex dolls, released sex tapes, and all of a sudden became the highest paid and most influential people…all while being the least compelling people..and shit like DEMI ROSE followed their lead and carved their own little niche of sex work. You see cuz she’s a known hooker, but that doesn’t get her banned from the USA. It gets her celebrated.

Weird.

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2019

05

Sep

Gabrielle Union Wet Bikini of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is great at 45 or however old she is…as she gets on all fours in a bikini….even though I like to write off women when they turn 30..aging women are the worst…even when they commit to fitness, starvation, face injections, and manage to have hot round fit ass in leggings at the grocery store, I am not fooled by a round ass…I know what is actually going on…the ROT…and organ failure including the pussy organ because I understand biology.

Gabrielle Union is out there taking ownership on her old lady body, because as a rape survivor, you know reclaiming her power, not letting the rapist control her all these years later, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing..but no…instead she simulates doggy style sex.

She was raped in a time when you had to actually be raped to say you were raped. You know after work at the mall when some creep who had been watching you that day, or week, decides to go through with it. She was raped at the store she worked at and got a cash settlement for their wrong doing…back when rape didn’t really make the news…and things didn’t get cancelled….before rape became a culture and everyone wanted to have a rape story to fit into that culture.

I think that makes her a more compelling person than victims of today…you know cuz she surived and doesn’t whine about it like all the college girls and Weinstein victims….because I guess when you’ve ACTUALLY been raped, you have a different approach to moving on with your life..than trying to make it your being, your claim to fame, your dialog, you personal brand…

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2019

05

Sep

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora who obviously was not detained at her GYNAECOLOGISTS for her rare strain of STDS, attended the GQ Men of the Year awards to suck all the dick that helped get her a career….because a lot of cock was sucked. It is an empowering thing to do.

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Here she is with the tits out getting ready..

She was also in Marie Claire magazine.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2019

05

Sep

Stevie Lynn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Stevie Lynn Jones is some 23 year old. Her wikipedia is pretty vague and for some reason coming up in some other country language that I don’t understand but apparently she was on the show SCREAM…which I watched all of…because teen dramadies make me relive a high school life I never had…or maybe I am just a pervert into 23 year olds pretending to be 16 year olds…..while watching bullshit storylines unfold…in a mindless who-done-it without any real twist and turns but enough for me to half retard out when watching so that I don’t lose the storyline….as I look at nudes on my phone…

Here is her weight loss..and it’s further proof that a fit body is a hotter body…so girls…break up with food and start getting hot again…

Here are her nipples..cuz that completes the circle of life of a young slutty actress on social media.

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2019

04

Sep

Doutzen Kroes Naked of the Day

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I read that full ass is banned from instagram, but when I scroll instagram all I see is full ass.

Whether it is some porn chick finding news ways to connect with her fans, some model or celebrity who is feeling frisky craving some attention, some low level sex worker looking for a client, some influencer in training who knows nudes gets more likes and it’s all about the likes…or Doutzen Kroes, mom who quit modeling to be able to live in IBIZA policing her husband who would otherwise be fucking hot young girls into the party at IBIZA…he’s a DJ…and he didn’t realize at the time that he sign up to some stalker bitch who would go from hot young Victoria’s Secret model, to old bitch fucking up his shit…it’s his job to party and fuck girls, I mean DJing isn’t really much more in depth than that, and to have a wife carry your records to fend off all the DJ whores, is a level of desperate that I guess morphs into full butt shots on IG while in its 30s….identity crisis maybe, but where’s the labia…if you’re gonna go so far to post an ass shot, you’re going to have better engagement and results if it’s spread…

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