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2018

19

Apr

Elsa Hosk’s Slutty Shoot of the Day

Elsa Hosk doesn’t really interest me, I mean she’s a 29 or 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is I guess the answer to Candice Swanepoel being pregnant for the last 3 years, they needed a replacement, because I guess Candice gave them some warning, and this one had the right look..

I mean she’s hot, and I remember her coming up and establishing herself, despite having a Victoria’s Secret deal, as a nude model, so we’ve seen her naked countless times before even knowing she was a contract girl….

Making pretty much everything she did after being naked so often…like all her catalog work as a promo model for a sweat shop produced product line of overpriced overhyped dog shit panties that American middle of the road women fucking love because they don’t have the mental capacity to understand consumerism, being marketed to, being manipulated by these billion dollar brands…

But I guess overpaid half naked Swedish women, who give women unrealistic body images, making them insecure because they aren’t 6 foot tall and thin, makes for a good contribution to society when we are in an era of everyone being fat…we gotta fight that…if we don’t want to live a life of throwing baby powder or flower on the women we bring home to find the wet spot…and if us commoners who aren’t rich dudes ever want to know what cumming on a toned stomach feels like….since the thin fit woman is a dying breed and may eventually be extinct…..unless more people like Elsa Hosk and her Swedish design like Ikea or Volvo help perpetuate the hotness of skinny…

I don’t dislike Elsa Hosk or her lame posing on a expensive car like a gold digger she likely is…because she can be….

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How about a couple pics from her social media…

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2018

19

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Lingerie of the Day

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The new mom I used to find ridiculously hot, despite knowing she was an uptight British cunt, but she’s old now, a mom now, and this campaign or shoot for her lingerie company is just fucking weird…

She’s doughy, her face mangled in what may be face injections, and I’m just not about this l at all..

There is a time when you are rich enough and can dip out and be forgotten in a classy way, burn out not fade away is a myth from a homosexual attention seeker, the life of the party, a song and dance man…

When really fading away is fine…

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2018

19

Apr

Evangeline Lilly Deep Stretch of the Day

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Evangeline Lilly looks like she’s in some bunker, or maybe it’s a cargo ship, or maybe it’s a military base, or maybe she’s in Space, which would explain what the fuck happened to Evangeline Lilly….bitch disappeared and got old..

But not too old to be proud of her booty, or proud enough of her booty, to post pics of her stretching out her booty – like Some Kind of Pervert Exhibitionist – Stripper….

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2018

19

Apr

Stella Hudgens Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is pretty fucking lazy, even a disappointment to the family, at least as far as I’m concerned, because unlike every other celebrity sister, she didn’t give it a go at being a celebrity, not a real go at least, she sort of just embraced her lazy route of not having to be on TV or hounded, while just being famous for being the person who is on TV and hounded, given all the same access as the one on TV being hounded, thanks to her last name….which I think makes her more appealing, especially since she was the bustier, and hotter sister…

All the other Celeb sisters we know were ugly versions of their sisters and basically humilated themselves in their quest to get some attention or fame riding them coattails…

From Ashley Simpson humiliating herself while being ugly, or Haylie Duff another monster sister, to Jamie Lynn Spears…there have been many of them….but it takes a girl secure in her tits, to say “fuck it, I’ll just ride this wave, and bust my fat tits out on social media every now and then, taking any spillover instagram campaigns I can get, because I have a following thanks to my last name”….pretty fucking easy….

So here’s her ‘bikini top’ big cleavage cuz she got big cleavage selfie…

Stella Hudgens, the sister, hotter than her famous sister, just livin the best life, tits out.

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2018

18

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Spreading Pussy of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is making some serious moves in her career as Alec Baldwin’s daughter he called a pig when she was young and that she carried with her for the rest of her life…making her for a dysfunctional instagrammer, the beach relationship on some Alexis Ren shit, with some surfer kid, because she was all Malibu and California, to the dark, lesbian who was fucking some weird black female rapper, all while getting gutter prison tats along the way, in some weirdo rebellion attempting to make a name for herself, all while being 7 feet tall and 250 lbs, all while us being kinda bummed she wasn’t as hot as her mom Kim Bassinger, all while her cousin Hailey, the Jesus Freak, Bieber loving groupie, Kardashian / Jenner / Hadid mooch he is finally making it, where Ireland wanted to make it….

And now she’s posing in a lot of make-up with a joint for 420…all edgy and alt…and this is clearly the best she’s ever fucking looked…so there is hope..

I won’t be able to watch her come out on top defying all odds, I mean, all odds except actual odds that rich kids with rich parents who are super famous in Hollywood, will manage to pull off something thanks to that fact alone…Because she’s blocked me years ago…her dad actually tweeted at me that he was going to kill me from his Twitter / Charity but I still see you girl….and here she is making those moves…

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2018

18

Apr

Ariel Winter Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a huge star, literally, she’s really fucking big….and not just in her breast reduced tits that keep growing tits, but pretty much across the fucking board.

She hits the gym, but proves that despite having trainers, you can out-eat your workout….which I think is a great legacy or message to give her fan base, a fan base I assume includes a bunch of perverts who watch Network TV and saw her grow up in front of their very pervert eyes, because Network TV, despite what Network TV tells you, is something that only old people and white trash fuck with, the rest of us are onto streaming, and Ariel Winter, hasn’t really diverted from her Modern Family existence, it’s probably a good existence to have, while no one is knocking down her door to make her the next big thing in entertainment….she’s pretty much typecast and when this show ends..she’s just live off the fat, the money she’s banked, eventually becoming 400 pounds, dying at 35, forgotten…

But until then, here she is putting out some titty for attention, to sexualize herself and her troll face thanks to us loving tits…it works….even if she doesn’t…but her tits do…they just keep on growin…creepy horror movie plot…attack of the vampire tits…you can cut them off but they keep growing back.

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2018

18

Apr

Halle Berry Tits Out For Instagram of the Day

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Halle Berry brought her tits to instagram because when you’re a shameless celebrity from an era before social media, when celebs weren’t allowed to interact with the people, to keep that wall between them and us, to increase their allure, exclusivity and price, you’re still a shameless celebrity…meaning…if she came up in this era, she’d be the nude shoot girl like Rat Cow, she just didn’t have to be because she had a team and was sitting at the right table, because Hollywood needed a black women they could trust and relate to, because Halle Berry was raised white….

So when she won an Oscar and cried, and the black people celebrated, I thought to myself how racist and pandering the whole thing was, that she may have darker skin than white people, her connection to black people was zero…non existent…other than maybe that she didn’t have a father…you know what I mean…

So their answer to Oscar So White, inclusivity, diversity, the same shit they are pulling now, was using some WHOOPIE, black on the outside, white on the inside…but hot…with hot tits…and I was a fan..

Her at 50, not quite her getting fucked in that Billy Bob movie, but still something…

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2018

18

Apr

Kate Upton Cameltoe of the Day

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I like to think that Kate Upton is one of the first plus sized models who had the balls to pretend that she wasn’t plus sized, possibly because she was getting paid hefty, or maybe because she didn’t realize she was hefty, despite anyone having seen her in a bikini knew that those fat tits at 19, were soon going to be a fat everything, and that her life would be her fighting with being fat, pretending she’s not fat, but if she’s lucky the tits were so big and impressive, despite being sloppy and gross, that they would carry her for a few years in the eyes and heart of the American Man…and I guess it did..

I never found her hot, I always called her fat, people would actually get mad at that and call me a faggot, despite me thinking fucking fat chicks is more of a faggot thing to do, because they don’t know the difference between hot chick or gay chick, they just know they don’t like what they got their dick inside….not to mention this is the internet and I’m not here to look at fucking pigs, big tits or not, I want to top tier pussy in photos, getting paid…it’s part of the fantasy…the same way you perverts have your fetish videos on porn tube sites…my fetish is girls who aren’t fucking pigs…

Either way, fat Kate Upton, trying to not be fat, is so hungry that even her pussy’s getting a mouth full…eat up…yum.

Even her dog’s like “Wtf is this bitch onto”..

HEre’s the monster in lingerie – because that’s what she’s good for…

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2018

18

Apr

Kimberley Garner Tits of the Day

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Kim Garner is some hot UK fame whore who was on some UK Reality Show and got an ego, thinking she was relevant, or important, or capable of making it in America, so she made the move to the USA, got her Work Visa because of her ability to be on a reality show in the UK, and maintain being someone no one gives a fuck about, even though she is half naked all the time and has a hot body….

You know trying to live the USA dream, the make it in America dream….doing things like COACHELLA, fucking rich guys, going to trendy events for the paparazzi…it’s the UK whore dream…just ask Rita Ora…

I mean here’s a caption to a shameless bikini post on social media to generate some buzz, scandal, PR hustle for Kim Garner, who no one gives a fuck about….

For all the gossip, no I have not had a boob job, and no I have not had a butt job! (Which still comes as a very weird concept to me) Woman’s body’s change, sometimes I’m a little chubbier and sometimes too skinny, it’s just natural and so important to love our body’s, whatever the phase – but thanks for all the gossip I have heard over the past year, it has really made me laugh ps I have been learning some butt exercises, will make a video, incase you want a ‘fake’ butt 😉

This girl is trying hard…and she’s not looking as good ass she used to..I guess that happens when they get old…here she is at some event…

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2018

18

Apr

Olivia Wilde Tits Out of the Day

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I used to hate on Olivia Wilde because I thought of her as some entitled rich kid from the UK, some pretentious cunt, who changed her name from Cockburn to Wilde for marketing purposes, but then I saw her in a few movies and her characters didn’t win me over, I generally hate all actors, especially over hyped actors, or people like Olivia Wilde who the media seem to position as hot, despite being some mom aged mom….who is a mom….with that dude Jason Sudeikis who is rumored to be the baby daddy of January Jones’ daddy-less kid, which is just way too much 40 year old, boring Hollywood people, when I’m only here for the tits.

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