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2018

26

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger Ass for Instagram of the Day

I thought Nicole Scherzinger was a man…

I was really convinced that Nicole Scherzinger was a man…

I know TRANNIES, I have seen drag queens and trannies..at least once… in the men’s bathroom at gay bar on BEAR night…where fat hairy men get cheap drinks and being as disgusting as I am dudes wouldn’t even hit on me…which hurt a little, not cuz I want gay sex, but I know dudes will fuck anything, and I was too ugly to fuck, I was the too fat fat chick at 3 am with my tits out…rejected…and alone…but drunk…

But as it turns out the sex ring that was the Pussy Cat Dolls is likely not a tranny sex ring, and the ringleader who had a solid career, with her rock hard body….has a pussy….and a fit ass…that she’s showcasing….in leggings…

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2018

26

Feb

Elle Fanning Leggings Cameltoe of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the Fanning that Dakota Fanning’s childhood died for…I mean or that her childhood was murdered by her family for….because it put the Fannings on the map, made connections for them, increased their profile, and guaranteed pay and work for any Fanning that comes along….Dakota sold her fucking soul to the devil so that this one could exist…

People are very into her, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time, the paparazzi follow her, she attends events, she is in the media, she gets jobs as an actress, she exists and lives her best life…

I don’t find her all that hot, but when she jacks her pants into her vagina and walks around with her youthful ass, it’s hard to not encourage her to leak some nudes, sex tapes, or other strategies people like Jennifer Lawrence used before her..because I’m left wanting more…I mean sure we see the pussy definition, but that’s hardly seeing the pussy….and that leaves me empty inside…as I like to reduce all women to their genitals, especially actors in movies getting paid a lot of money, as I truly feel they are interchangeable…because they are.

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2018

26

Feb

Jessica Alba’s Nip Slip of the Day

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This is hardly a nip slip…but apparently it’s a nip slip…pulled directly from Jessica Alba’s youtube feed, which is interesting because she’s never been topless in a movie, even though at one time she was the one girl who people wanted to see naked in a movie, the token hot chick, that didn’t matter if she could act or not, what mattered was that guys wanted to jerk off to her…so she got the job…..a celebrity she leveraged into a billion dollar brand of household mom products, because I guess her fans grew with her, got knocked up with her, and wanted to buy household products endorsed and sold by her, even if they are a lie or a scam….

Maybe Alba is reclaiming her tits, like she was Jennifer Lawrence trying to explain why she’s topless in her new movie, and making it about the leaked / hacked nudes, to get sympathy from the fact that she got off to people getting off to her tits and she actually wanted to give them more….there is NO doubt in my mind that any celebrity, who pretends they are in it for the art of pretending to be someone else, is not actually there for the guys jerking off to her, and the money, you know…

Or maybe it’s an accident…

Or maybe these aren’t her nipples, and this free the nipple shit, isn’t even nipples, but shadows….who knows what these breast feeding moms are up to….not me. I don’t have the answers.

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2018

25

Feb

Rita Ora Photoshopped of the DAy

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Rita Ora’s finally made it, I mean at least that’s the direction it seems her career is finally taking, after years of trying every fucking angle possible, including but not limited to fucking a Kardashian to get into the American mainstream….back when she wanted to be the next Rihanna, probably 10 years ago at this point…but thrown roadblock after roadblock, mainly that she really wasn’t a compelling celebrity, but a bootleg try hard, scrambling hard….with only one thing consistent…and that is her big tits….and I guess her always being around, at all the events, talked about, mooching…

Well, she got a job as a back up singer for some One Direction kid for a 50 Shades of Grey song, because they knew she had a following and it could help promote the song on social media, as it’s not about the most talented, just the loudest, proven by every instagram whore making her millions of dollars…

And that song…probably because 50 Shades of Grey is behind it, and mainly because a One Direction guy is behind it, has hit number 1 on the GERMAN charts, like she was David Hasselhoff or some SCAT porn, and I’m sure that’s exciting for a girl who has wanted nothing more than this her entire life…and what better way to celebrate that some fetish pic.

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2018

23

Feb

Selena Gomez Ass in Jamaica of the Day

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Selena Gomez busted out her fat dumpy ass at Bieber’s dad’s Jamaican wedding…because she keeps running back to Bieber’s cock like some kind of emotionally stunted, pathetic, weak bitch with no soul…easy to manipulate because she’s so fragile…but who cares about her in and out of rehab, poor little rich girl, we can’t feel sorry for you….

We’re more interested in her new tits and now sloppy ass on her midget body….that is possibly pregnant, like the good Christians these idiots are, or maybe just getting fat now that she’s got a functional Kidney, or maybe lazy, because she knows she’s got a terminal disease and is about to die…

I don’t know why she’s as famous as she is, but it’s boring, especially when paparazzi pics look like this…we need more shamelessness and attention seeking..she’s just too famous to bother putting effort it…release the Bieber sex tape like you’re Kim Kardashian and Ray J…make some porno noise already….because I haven’t seen Selena Gomez pussy yet, and that’s against the trends of young starlets this era….since we’ve seen all their cunts at least once at this point…

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2018

23

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Gets a Modeling Job From Sucking Dick of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney got a modeling job for a brand called Wildfox, that is owned by a dude named Jimmy Sommers, who is known as a party animal LA rich kid, who loves hanging out with the models, but more interestingly back in 2013, before the whole #METOO movement destroying people, back when people would overlooked it, the good days for rich perverts….SOMMERS apparently put up a model in his guest house who was underage, and pressured her into sex….clever…

Since Charlotte McKinney is a virtual no one who no one cares about, I’ll assume that she is in on the SOMMERS hustle, the party, giving him the tits, pretending to be a teen model in his guest house like it is his fetish and it may be….

But I guess, it’s good for her to get them tits in front of the camera like she was a model she always wanted to be, and that Dancing with the Stars somehow thought she was famous enough, even though she never shot one campaign at the time….lucky rich girl….good timing…straight scamming….

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2018

23

Feb

Nina Agdal in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is garbage, she’s this monster of a woman with a monster head, who I guess is proportionate so in photos looks hot, but her shoulders are that of a linebacker…

That said, I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…a person Nina Agdal at the tail end of her SI Swim career took a shot on, like she was the hot one from Russia who landed Brad Cooper, the Hollywood life, a good one….but it just didn’t work like that because our friend Leo is a homo, and even if he’s not he can do better…

Either way, her and her waterhead have found new cock to fill her in the form of Christie Brinkley’s rich as fuck son, because after Billy Joel, she had kids with a billionaire, and he’s just getting up in this harder than a pervert orderly at the retard home being given the night shift diaper duty on a MUTE retard…

I once knew an actual retard girl who would always disappear for weeks at a time, and come home pregant…it happened 4 times….and I figure Nina Agdal is like that..

Nina encouraging Iskra Lawrence to do Fitness with her….SOME FAT CAMP FOR FUCKING MOOCHES

Here are some more shots of Iskra getting wet….BECAUSE ELEPHANTS LOVE PLAYING IN WATER….

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2018

23

Feb

Lais Ribeiro Single Mother Ass of the Day

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Lais Ribiero is a single mom, who looks a lot different than the single moms I see at the Welfare office or the food bank, you know just trying to get some food for their kids, so that they don’t die of starvation or malnourishment because mommy is a fucking failure and doesn’t suck dick well enough to keep their dad around…or to keep food in the fridge…but I’m sure she doesn’t skimp on her shitty Walmart clothing…or SPRAY tans….

Even the drug addict stripper single moms I’ve met don’t look this good….but it’s still a mom ass for a Victoria’s Secret brand, doing her bikini vacation as mandated by her bosses…erotic..except for the whole mom parts…

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2018

23

Feb

Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day

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Elsa Hosk brought the instagram attention seeking instagram model hustle to her instagram feed today….fully naked…

From my perspective, Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being a VS model, but it turns out her only real job was a VS model and getting nude was to solidify her position as a VS model, possibly created in their lab of genetic modifications, despite having a story of being a Swedish pro female basketball player, as if that exists…

But girl knows how to get hits on the social media feed as a social media model, since all girls are social media models now, and the brands insist on social media numbers for bonuses to these girls, and since they work exclusively for the brand, so they don’t have to disclose everything they do is a paid add…SOLID scammin!

Here she is for Harpers Bazaar

And here are her tits covered in gliter

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2018

23

Feb

Pregnant Looking Kate Upton of the Day

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Kate Upton has been pregnant as far as I’ve been concerned since her second week of modeling, as she blew the fuck up, caught up to what I thought was milk filled fat mom in her 40s tits, but that were really just a sloppy 19 year old that everyone who used her ignored her obesity, cuz she got hits and was famous so they pretended she was skinny and busty, which was so weird, but people bought into it – because of her tits, famous for tits, obesity ignored cuz of tits, it was like the whole world was like my friend who used to fuck even the most disgusting fat chick because he loved the big tits….

Gross.

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