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2018

04

Jan

Tallulah Willis in Weird Underwear Pretty Much Pussy Flashing of the Day

Why the long face Tallulah Willis?

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I mean this bitch’s face is built like a snowboard….it’s ski season up here and I guess in Montana or Wyoming or wherever it is they are from..these Willis kids raised in the woods with extreme wealth but still bratt rich celebrity kids who think they are down to earth.

I like it…

Now back to the snowboard looking face that reminds us that Demi and Bruce didn’t have compatible DNA, this thing is long with curved edges, ready to be ridden / jumped on….because it’s flashing her underwear that is pretty see through underwear, an invite really to have you enter her realm of that Demi Moore and Bruce Willis built “GINA”…

Because if that’s not an INVITE…I don’t know what is…but then again I’ve never been invited to parties ever…I’m that kid no one likes around because I smell and I offer no compelling conversation, insight, good times….so I dont get invited places…but it looks like an invite I’ve read about on fetish porn sites….

But this is the Social Justice Feminist era, so if girls you know do this, as if you know girls, and you take them up on it….you’re at risk of being charged as a sex offender because with empowerment means a girl can show you her underwear, panties, and wear a short skirt with no panties to a club, where she dances pussy out and spread doing some kind of drunken pussy show….but you can’t use that as an assumption she wants your disgusting pervert fingers up in her…

In this era, a woman must sign the consent form because as a woman she can show her vagina to the world like a little kid with behavioral issues due to bad parents and childhood trauma…like their mom is a hooker they are forced to watch fuck in their one bedroom home….and the world must embrace it and not masturbate or sexualize it….which is easy in Tallulah’s case…even though I find her hot…like a cartoon character…..who can’t keep her damn pants on…not for Instagram…that’d be crazy…to think a woman or man really keeps her genitals to her damn sense…what’s empowering about being classy like that…

I guess what I am trying to say is this bullshit is so crazy, this feminist so crazy, no one asked to see Tallulah’s panties, yet I’ve seen them….and if I comment on them…I’m the predator…well…she’s baiting…wanting you to be masturbating…why the fuck else would she flash her panties…and really the REAL question in all this is why the fuck is she wearing panties anyway…boy panties or not…I thought part of feminism was not wearing panties…it’s all so confusing…and let’s just call a spade…a long streteched out spade a fucking spade…she’s clickbaiting…not a feminist…but an exhibitionist…and she likes attention.

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2018

04

Jan

Lady Gaga Got that Thong On of the Day

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I wonder who told Lady Gaga that because she’s able to sing, and manipulate the human race with her song, like some kind of computer program that knows exactly what rhythms or sequences of sounds the brain responds to, because I have never actively listened to a lady gaga song but could probably sing ever single one of her songs – which in and of itself is terrifying…I was watching some bullshit gameshow the other day and the question was to name Taylor Swift songs, I couldn’t do it, but if that was Lady Gaga – I’d be the fucking winner….which is clearly some kind of sorcery, that makes sense, because when you look at her mangled face, it’s obvious she’s a fucking witch but that said….I have no idea why she thinks she should be sexual object, in her sexually liberated, sexual exhibitionist, bullshit…busting out her thong bikini and showing her ass, which I would say is her best feature, an ass I’ve personally grabbed in an era before the Weinsteins and the grabbing a girl’s ass when uninvited was ok…she didn’t even feel my aggressive grabs and the security didn’t notice…because it was minutes before Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am had a fist fight…weird times…but her ass was good then…10 fucking years ago…and she’s still promoting it now…but in no way is Lady Gaga something to ever jerk off to unless you’re weird…she’s an ugly woman, with shameless and stupid tactics that got her seen, noticed, rich…when bitch should just focus on her damn brainwashing songs…

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2018

03

Jan

Taylor Hill’s Racy Skimpy Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Hill is some All-American looking Victoria’s Secret model, who like all the other Victoria’s Secret models, is tall and skinny the way a woman who gets paid to showcase her body should be…I mean she’s getting paid to be hot, that’s the single thing she’s being paid to do, to be a fat lazy pig about it, would be the equivalent of being some middle of the road call center girl, who hates the idea of working…but loves her cats, ice cream and the idea of a romantic getaway one day….

What I am saying is that unrealistic expectations aren’t that unrealistic, when you can clearly see it exists, and if girl wants that million a year to just be herself in images, she sure as hell better have a million dollar body…that she works on…

These fat girls move in, like fat girls trying to get a piece of every fucking pie, hence why they are fat…and they try to overthrow what we are into…because they aren’t part of it…cuz they are too lazy to eat well and exercise….

So seeing Taylor Hill in her bikini is great, especially since it’s a skimpy, tight fitting, one size too small even bikini jacked up in her twat that showcases her pussy

I dig it…but wish I was digging it out with my teeth..

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2018

03

Jan

Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

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The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is:

Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns…

The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do…

I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps…

I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream.

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2018

03

Jan

Selma Hayek – Massive Tits – For a Film Festival of the Day

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Selma Hayek was at a film festival, because she’s a famous Mexican actress who made it in America based on her talents alone, I mean that and her ability to be sexually harassed until she has to rat out her pervert aggressors after the money has long been in the bank, because these tits, that she’s very liberal with, and has been her whole career because she knew they were key tools in Mattering…..are seductive…but as we’ve learned…just cuz a ho is a ho is a ho – doesn’t mean we’re allowed to offer them career advancement for sex…even after they accept…but decide 10 years later it was a bad choice cuz it’s too far gone to go back on and take away from her..

All these people – nuts.

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Posted in:Selma Hayek|SFW

2018

03

Jan

Selena Gomez New Face For Coach of the Day

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Selena Gomez is some real fucking bullshit…but I do like that she’s actually had a Kidney Transplant, even if she was destined to die, but too rich to die, which in and of itself is unfair…but at least she had that Kidney Transplant so that we know her disease is actually real…prior to that, I just assumed she was angling it to get sympathy from people, like she did with her

She’s been cast for this campaign with COACH, paid a lot of fucking money she likely doesn’t actually deserve, but that she gets thanks to a series of events, or lies, from a mother who whored her to Disney as a kid, to having a lot of followers on social media after sucking Zuckerberg dick to getting sympathy from all for a disease and now an Organ transplant…it’s just a good management team, PR Team, and hustle, while she sits back and lets it all happen…..

All you need is thatbasic marketing team that go for the easy solution, thanks to laziness…with lots of budget who are like “let’s choose Selena Gomez”…when no one ever actually cares about Selena Gomez…..except maybe the people she houses for their organs like a crazy person she likely is…she was raised in Hollywood you know.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

03

Jan

Charlotte McKinney’s Butt is Not her Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney decided to start posting titty pics, bikini pics, slutty pics on her social media the last couple of days, in what I can assume is her New Years Resolution, in attempt to get her 2018 started right, maybe to try to get some attention to herself, maybe to try to make some money, or maybe to make some rich boyfriend jealous, reminding him what she’s capable of and what she’s all about, even though she doesn’t post on the regular, that requires too much effort to take a slutty selfie…you know cuz these instagram girls, for the most part, are just that fucking lazy…

Well, it turns out that one of her posts involved her ass, where you will see, is not quite as impressive as her tits…but I guess is still better than her bunk face.

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2018

03

Jan

Bella Hadid for Vogue Korea of the DAy

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Here are some pictures of Bella Hadid that will remind all of you that Bella Hadid’s face is fucking creepy, even terrifying, and that will hopefully remind Bella Hadid to keep her focus on her body and not her face, because despite all the attention she’s getting, the hype that’s around her, it’s just fake news and marketing….she isn’t actually hot, not even with all her face injections, she is just an average at best, overrated, but at least she’s not fat trying to make it as a fat chick because there’s nothing more offensive than that…not even a rich kid making it in the world of fashion thanks to being rich and having a sister pave the way for her and a dad pay the bills to get her famous for her…without any of that, she’d likely be none of this…but she’s still work a fuck, provided her pussy isn’t banged out too hard by all the black cock she’s taken…you know for you micro cock…not that that would happen, we’re talking hypotheticals here.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

03

Jan

Halsey Rippin’ Lines in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey’s got a pretty good ass…I mean she’s 23 but as we can learn from other 23 year olds…not all have good asses…just as Ariel Winter and other fat chicks…

She’s in a bikini, in Miami, being lame as fuck on a boat for the paparazzi, dancing around like an idiot – because like all girls her age…she loves the attention…

So Halsey is the voice you’ve probably heard on at least on shitty radio song that she’s not the star of….you know the featured vocal playing the girl part, because she networked with a couple of dudes who created a viral music, that EDM shit….making videogame music for half retard ADD kids that are now the mainstream….

I used to go to raves because I would drink all night and it was the only place to go – and those raver kids were fucking odd in the late 90s…computer coders, weird awkward girls, all in costumes….but in the 2017s…it’s a bro filled instagram cesspool of shit party….that make girls like Halsey and I guess street drug vendors money..

The world is too weird for me….but here she is in a bikini raging…

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2018

03

Jan

Girl in Bikinis Jumping in Snow of the Day

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It’s still cold as fuck, so here’s little bikini snow jump…. a video masterly shot starring two aspiring instagram girls, who unlike most instagram girls, have a bit of a personality and don’t mind looking a little fun and silly and wild, by jumping into the snow in a bikini, because the snow doesn’t phase them, or maybe the level of plastic surgery they have in their faces, asses and tits, have fucked up their nerve endings making them not feel heat or cold…them receptors got turned off from the fillers..

Or maybe I’m just an asshole….who can enjoy girls in bikinis, one with an awesome ass, jumping in snow.

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