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2018

01

Jan

Selana Gomez in Cabo with Bieber and Her Future Organ Donors of the Day

The big internet gossip is that Selena Gomez is in Cabo – and with very clever paparazzi and social media detective work – they have figured out that Bieber is there also – because Bieber and Gomez are fucking each other again – in some TRUE love lives forever even with vapid, egotistical, spoiled, entitled, rich kids exploited by their parents at a young age…growing up to be the shittiest humans around…that people for some reason worship….

I am more interested in her bikini wearing friends, who you’ve probably never heard of, but who are being harvested by Gomez for their organs “Hang with me, come to cabo, we’re bffs, I may need your liver, you will give it to be when I need it, sign this contract”…kinda of way.

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2018

01

Jan

Rita Ora Nude on Instagram of the Day

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Rita Ora is posting some slutty posts on social media, which you probably saw on social media, because social media made the blogs irrelevant, because no one needs to hear my commentary on Rita Ora, or her tits, or how she’s been trying to get famous for many years, yet no one actually knows what she does. Is she a reality star, is she a TV show host, is she a girl who gets naked on Instagram, is she a lingerie model, why is she in America? Does she have a music career, why don’t we know any of her songs, is it thanks to her tits carrying her through all this…and will continue into 2018…

I believe that 2018 will be the year Rita Ora officially breaks through all the noise and we hear one of her songs and realize why she’s been lurking like a pervert in the bushes all these years…

Or maybe she’ll just keep posting tits…probably an easier option.

Maybe she’ll post her butt shot…

Here she is on NEW YEARS EVE.

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2018

01

Jan

Charlotte McKinney Fake Topless of the Day

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I guess her sugar daddy dumped her…because Charlotte McKinney who hasn’t posted any slutty pics of herself for her fans that I cant’ imagine actually exist – but that may exist because they like tits – in what is some really table scraps, last week’s kitchen garbage level of creative direction – because these bitches are just fucking lazy – they know that they are just clickbait tits – they know they can put the most effort possible into what they really want to produce, to get that message out there, but the people on the social media just want to see the tits – so take the titty selfie – exist – contribute basically zero to the world – but exist…and that’s what this rich girl is doing….making efforts for whatever the fuck reason – mainly ego probably, why else would a girl put half naked pics of herself out there…right…right.

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2018

01

Jan

Demi Lovato Butt Shot of the Day

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I don’t know why I posted the wrong picture of the Demi Lovato bikini selfies, but I did….because it’s all about her fat ass in the bathing suit…not her fat tits…in what is overall a very weird marketing strategy….because girl was all about being “inclusive” and “not shaming” and “Body Positive”…yet positioning herself like an instagram thot with them tits and ass out…a few months later – because what it comes down to is that the whorish pics are the best pics and the whorish pics are what people want to see and the whorish pics gives the girl the feedback she likes…because she’s been working out…you know all to piss off her boyfriend…or ex boyfriend in a “look at me I’m hot”…way…and as much as I hate it, that ass looks good bro….

Here she is on New Years getting paid….with them titties out…like a stripper…

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2018

01

Jan

J.Lo Fat Ass Workout of the Day

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J.Lo wrote some inspirational bullshit about not giving up in 2018, despite being 100 years old, because she makes so much fucking money and her ego makes her want to strive for more…

To all of the fans and to all my partners who I was so very fortunate to work with this year… Thank you so much!!! Here’s to scaling new heights and surpassing even our wildest dreams…To an amazing 2018!!! You know I’m ready!!
…

So be prepared for more J.Lo….

She’s even working out her fat ass for the paparazzi to be strong enough, hot enough, tight bodied enough to take on the new year…

Big Ass Up in the Air…in spandex…porn to someone, likely A.Rod, who jerked off to her when he was in College and now gets to jerk off on her, cuz he’s rich as fuck too.

Getting a head start on her NEW YEAR NEW ME because she’s an over achiever.

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2018

01

Jan

Sophie Turner Does the Pussy Eating Gang Signs of the Day

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Sophie Turner is some Game of Thrones bitch who is really not that interesting to people like me who don’t do the whole Game of Thrones thing, mainly because it has wizards and dragons in the shit, which in and of itself is too fucking lame as fuck for me to really fully immerse myself in…

She’s just a basic looking girl who won some lottery up on some Kristen Stewart shit…and here she is watching Dick Clark’s AI doing some Dick Clark New Years Eve bullshit…sticking her tongue between her fingers in the international bro wanting to eat pussy, offensiveness, that if a guy was to do, he’d get arrested for sex offense, or at least fired from his job, but this bitch does it and it becomes empowering – like a black dude using the N word…you know making pussy eating her own…

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2017

31

Dec

Chubby Selena Gomez New Kidney Transplant Scar in a One Piece for New Years Eve of the Day

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Selena Gomez is in a one piece – because she’s probably had most of her mid-section hacked the fuck up, I mean look at her upper thigh from the Kidney Transplant that she got thanks to harvesting the organs of her groupies in her guest house – that shit is mangled and not even where the Kidney goes in….which would explain the one-piece…

Her tits look bigger, which would make sense, it’s like while you’re under get them tit implants and face injections, or maybe your tits just get bigger when you got a new Kidney filtering your blood…

I mean she could just be getting fat…who cares, she’s a sheltered a brat…with all kind of in and out of rehab her hard life is hard to deal with issues…but at least she’s got a terminal disease to make her more tolerable…I mean I haven’t had organ transplants, you probably haven’t either, if we needed one we’d just die because we aren’t rich Disney kids / illuminati not ready to die yet….life doesn’t work like that for us…

So she’s almost gangster.

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In other Selena Gomez news, here’s her Weird Tribute to Taylor Swift of the Day

I’m glad you were born. You write all the thoughts some aren’t able to articulate. (ME!) Thank you for giving a voice to this world that is authentic and inspiring. I wish some knew how big your heart actually is.. it’s fierce, bold and freaking wild with light. I’m glad you protect that. Love you

I’ve always had my doubts about broken, sheltered, dancing Disney Monkey, sold by her parents…unstable, diseased, rehab attending, jacked up face thanks to face injections and steroids, fake titty cuz it looks better, Bieber Fucking, The Weeknd Fucking, Selena Gomez, the producer of Springbreakers, who is rich as fuck….

But after reading her tribute to Taylor Swift back in December 13, I know, I’m current…where she said she’s “authentic”…when clearly she’s fast food, pandering to fat people, cliche and basic…we are forced to accept that this sheltered entitled, so entitled she harvests organs in her mansion, because she can…Selena Gomez…is fucking clueless…but a survivor who wants us to pander to her…

SO PANDER.

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2017

31

Dec

Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini Spy Cam Paparazzi of the Day

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Leave it up to the Mexicans to get the job done…whether it’s drug smuggling, gardening for rich people in LA and Texas, working the hotel chambermaid hustle, or doing other work white people won’t do, and will be racist towards mexicans despite them doing it….

Because here’s some traditional hide in the bush spy on the celelebrity, sneak some shots of her in a bikini that she’s likely unaware of, or at least seemingly unaware of – like old times…and good times…before all these fuckers were social media clickbait cuz social media gets paid….

I like my paparazzi out there making celebs scramble, causing brawls, being gangster about shit…hiding in dumpsters..not standing outside trendy spots getting the boring “leaving the venue pics”….

I want some creativity, some risk, some excitement…and sure this isn’t quite hitting the mark, but it’s better than what’s been happening in paparazzi for the last few years, they’ve done got lazy.

Old Lady Aniston – not so exciting in her bikini..but these pics represent a long lost artistry of getting up in a motherfuckers face..

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2017

30

Dec

Bella Thorne is the Queen of 2017 of the Day

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It’s the day before New Years Eve, it’s two Days before 2018, why not celebrate 2017, the year of Bella Throne clickbait, cuz bitch put out slutty pics daily, with a picture of her naked, scared, backed in the corner in some submissive way, for the perverts into girls who are scared and backed into corners, you know like they’ve just been Weinsteined.

Even thought we know she’s just playing up the innocent girl, really a dirtbag, who invites all the Weinsteins she can to her dressing room, so long as it gets her paid…

Here are her legs…

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2017

30

Dec

Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

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Salma Hayek posted a bikini pic to her social media – because she’s a exhibitionist who objectified herself and used her tits to get a career, celebrity, fame, money, everything she ever wanted….

But now that she has it, she’s also the kind of girl who cockteases her way into likes and follows, to maintain her celebrity, even though she’s the first to come to the public and complain to the media about how creepy execs are with her, thanks to her big tits and objectifying herself….you know LIKE A STRIPPER YOU PAY TO TOUCH THE TITS…only much more expensive…now complaining about how things went down because she forgot how they went down and is reaping all the benefits her tits had to offer her….

Who knows, she’s old but still bikini-ing…stare but don’t make inappropriate comments, she’ll turn on you, she turns on all, even those who made her….unappreciative really…but busty.

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