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2017

28

Dec

Faces of Meth Steph Tanner in a Bikini of the Day

Faces of Meth childstar Jodie Sweetin, who you probably remember as Stephanie Tanner on Full House during your TGIF ABC jerk off sessions….who I never found that cute, and apparently either did the industry because post Full House she fell into meth, marrying civil servants, doing the total opposite of what you’d expect of a child star…that show, whether it deserved it or not, was fucking huge…

Well, now she’s older, a mom, off Meth, divorced, back to acting on the remix of Full House that sucks, but that is the only work she gets, and she’s in a bikini…

Not as fun as a once famous girl trying to get a hit with her big tits…but still a child star, re-invented as an adult star of some real shit…half naked…

I’d watch the sex tape, even if I still don’t find her that cute, I’m more into the Jesus Freak one…at last now that this one is off meth…I am not satisfied unless the woman in question is addicted to something…

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2017

28

Dec

Elle Fanning Titties in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the sister of a child star, who may also be a child star, but who I think the parents cultivated to be an adult star, because statistically they knew the one they used to open the doors as the child star was not the cute one who had a chance to continue as an adult star, not to mention child stars get all fucked up and can’t carry on the career even if they try… and that they needed this one as the safety to continue the family legacy or family business…

She’s in a sports bra. It looks good.

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2017

28

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Slutty Old Model in a Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is looking old in her face, maybe it’s that South African sun beating the fuck out of her, maybe it’s the fact that she’s old as fuck, I mean she’s been in the getting half naked game for a long time….meaning she’s seen some shit…but more importantly..she’s old as shit…

But she’s still got a body and willingness to shamelessly post her bikini wearing tits to social media – for clicks – because I guess they get bonuses for that by their pimp – Victoria’s Secret and the good news is I like sluts.

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2017

28

Dec

Kate Bosworth is Porn to Me of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is porn to me…

I think she’s wonderful….she’s skinny and she’s hot and I never really understood why her career never really took off…she was a surfer chick in Blue Crush, hot sure, but memorable or relevant or a real talent that deserves academy awards…not so much…

She’s got two different colored eyes, which is creepy and hot in and of itself…and she’s gone onto model and do brand deals for fashion rather than work in the movies…and now at 40…she still looks amazing…and deserves more acting work…get her on the screen instead of the trolls we’re forced to watch over and over…I’m talking to you J.Law, Kendrick, Fanning and whoever the fuck else is played the fuck out…

Kate Bosworth is the future, I mean statistically, not so much…she’s done…but NEVER done to me.

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|SFW

2017

28

Dec

Ana Braga Pantsless In Front of her Dirty Sheet of the Day

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Ana Braga is a friend of the site, I mean at least she’s been friendly enough with me and I didn’t even have to pay her for lap dances, because she had an understanding of how she needed to get some following on social media, because its easy and increases her celebrity, her hooker rates, and all that other good stuff….and what better way to do that than to work with IMPORTANT sites like this, taking over my snapchat – or more interestingly, taking on the clickbait – thematic shoots – like this one for New Years – knowing that people need content for their sites to celebrate any given holiday – so clever really…clever…

The amazing thing in all this is that she’s LEGIT 50 years old…a magcial creature really.

Posted in:Ana Braga|SFW

2017

28

Dec

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato took a bikini selfie, because Demi Lovato is no longer a fat sloppy chick celebrating equality and inclusiveness, and protesting body shaming…she’s taken the vapid Kardashian route of trying to look as plastic and slutty as possible….it makes you more money and gets you more positive feedback from dudes in an time when you’re recently single…that whole fat chick in no make-up thing…sloppily dancing on stage for her fans who connected to her thanks to her fans being fat slobs too..

I always wondered about her fan base, because I had never met a Demi Lovato fan in my life, yet I knew she existed..but then I took an UBER and the woman driver, who was likely 300 lbs was super pumped because a new Demi Lovato song dropped that day….girl in all her weird social awkwardness…pretty much these disney obesessed weirdos you seen in Florida with Mickey Mouse dolls on their dashboard….who moved to Florida to be closer to Disney…because it’s just them and their cats….what the fuck else are they to do….wait out winter too? That’s crazy talk.

Here are more slutty pics of the fat chick turned clickbait chick…who’s always been bullshit chick.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

27

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in Vogue Portugal of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as fuck – but she’s still getting half naked for money and I guess as much as we can point and call her desperate, holding onto the dream, like when you run into someone you used to work with at the Grocery Store when you were down on your luck and took a bagging job and they are still working at the Grocery store 20 years later…some Ground Hog Day shit, only much more exclusive, luxurious and filled with multimillion dollar deals that lead to other multi million dollar deals…allowing her to have kids, raise kids, and a family, while still being a slutty half naked model….in a world where people think it’s so hard to be a woman…seems pretty fucking easy to me…all you gotta do is look good and good things happen for you.

This is a shoot for some Vogue shit…

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bathing suit for instagram…

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2017

27

Dec

Lea Michelle Shows Legs on Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know why all women think they have the right, or the duty to pose slutty on the internet, but EVERY single girl, even those you don’t want to see in slutty poses, are self producing slutty content for the internet…

I know that Lea Michelle can’t be slutty, because she’s a dude, and there’s a double standard, if a man fucks all kinds of people, he’s a stud…if a girl does the same…she’s a slut….so unfair…such a dark time we live in…the patriarchy and misogyny is everywhere…but I guess for Lea Michele it works out nicely, because with this uprising of women rights, sexual liberty and most importantly, gender ambiguity or gender fluidity, or people with dicks aren’t necessarily considered dudes unless they want to be…gender is a choice or something…allowing her and her weirdo stage parented legs to tuck the testes in, pretend she gets her period and is a desirable sex object for men to fuck even though she doesn’t release those child bearing pheromones actual women do when ovulating…you know…TO SUCK US IN…

But she does have legs she’s showing off on Instagram.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

27

Dec

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Tom Brady fans masturbated to a video of him baking carb-loaded biscuits for his family Christmas, because Christmas is about the cheat day, not that he ate any of them….his wife wouldn’t allow it…she needs him in top form earning money to pay for their stupid rich life….Tom Brady fans are weird, but then again, I think all sports fans are weird, sports in and of themselves are the most homosexual thing you can be into…man on man kicking a ball perversion…

But now they can jerk off to his lingerie model Brazilian wife in an issue of Vogue…in her underwear like a good little Catholic Brazilian…who I am pretty sure was born with a dick, but who was at least decent enough to semi retire yet still earn more money than any other model…thanks to being married to a football star in America, which is like being married to a god.

A homo tranny loving, tight pants, humping dudes after showering with dudes, while other dudes look on…GOD.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2017

27

Dec

Alexis Ren Christmas Tits of the Day

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Like all whores, Alexis Ren celebrated some Christmas, only her own variation of whoring involved her bolt on titties in a tank top…which is pretty subtle whoring, she must be one of those religious type of whores, who doesn’t realize she’s a whore, but rather an artist doing the work of Jesus through the use of her tits, you know spreading the message of the lord, like she was spreading her legs for brand deals a few months earlier, only…it’s Christmas time and that’s about baking and being with family…and other wholesome shit…but Christmas is over, New Years is near and the WHORING will be back…in full force because it is all she knows…

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