Olivia Munn is so bunk…She’s just been clickbait her entire career. A manipulative troll who thanks to a series of strategic lies became rich and relatively famous…
She is the prime example of a girl telling people she’s hot and in demand, only for them to believe her and give her work because they are too lazy to do the background check, it’s an “if she says it, it must be true”…
Targeting virgin losers through hosting GAMER TV shows…to trying to get into their super hero movies…all while being AVERAGE looking.
So good on her, she’s won…and winners should be celebrated…even when they are losers…
Here she is Butt on a Balcony Clickbaiting of the Day
Big Titty Dylan Penn…..is in some sports bra bikini top on the beach in Hawaii during her very important vacation, even though her life is a vacation…because big titty girls use the sports bra squish them tits down and flatten them out…terrible…
So without the tits, the actual Dylan Penn may be an average looking girl…But thanks to her family and last name, she’s celebrated, spoiled, entitled, and connected…a rich kid with a trust fund and all the connections in the world because her dad is Sean Penn and her mom Robin Wright…so she’ll do just fine…
Genetics, nepotism, rich parents…big tits..a bikini..a hawaiian home is all anyone really needs…
I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…it’s just not as good looking as it was, not that Nina was ever that good looking, I have consistently said how mentally retarded she has looked, with what I call FULL DOWNS…but maybe just Danish…who can really tell, these big foreheads sort of blend into each other…
So the best years are behind her, she’s old now, and her attempt to do the Irina Shayk with Leo not Brad Cooper, while not bing Irina Shayk, but a drunken Florida based party girl in her 30s, has left her just fading away…still able to get rich guys who liked that he fucked Leo..but not able to get the Hollywood dream she wanted…
She’ll be ok sure, but she’s looking terrible, for sure, but dudes are perverts and will fuck anything…so she’s not looking “THAT” terrible…I mean she’s pretty much hacked life, not a cocktail waitress…but an actual known and followed person…pretty much retired….it’s a win..even if it looks like a lose.
Rosie Huntington-Whitely was a big deal…she was one of the hottest models to walk the earth, she was British, she was classy, she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers, she was probably a total bitch to anyone around her, she gave hope to bald guys that if they are rich as fuck and famous as fuck, they too can get a hot model….
And now her ass is doughy and square…it’s Aging. It Happens…and she’s still better looking than anything you’ve ever fucked…funny how that happens…being a loser and all.
Charlotte McKinney, Florida Trash rich girl thanks to her dad being legally Bahamian and able to live in the Bahamas half the year to avoid USA taxation, allowing him to send cash to finance his big titty daughter’s life because she’s not making the money getting brand deals or TV deals or movie deals, in fact, she’s probably just on the rich guy program, because rich guys like big titty chicks who were on Dancing with the Stars, especially in LA, when those chicks are rich in their own right…from one daddy to another…
She’s got comfortable, even cocky by not very gratuitous with the tits, but I guess starting to make efforts to make that titty comeback…with a good excuse…vacation…bikini…you know it’s always hard when you’re reduced to your tits, but remain just tits, this denial or hope that you’re more than just tits happens, until you realize, nope…you’re just tits.
Lottie Moss has a white bikini on and by default, with all white bikinis, comes a very important thing called fully exposed pussy…
Sure, you can only see a bit of cameltoe on this Lottie Moss reality star who is milking that she’s Kate Moss’ sister, and that people are buying into because of that reason alone, knowing she’s not quite as hot as Kate Moss, but she’s doing the bikini, vacation, summer in Ibiza, winter in Florida or the Caribbean hustle that trashy rich Brits do….because her sister or half sister is Kate Moss, and like a Vegan – she wants you to KNOW it…
But I remember when I first saw a white bikini properly used by my friend’s sister, who was a year younger than us, during a pool day we spent at their house, pussy in my fucking face without her even realizing it…from bush, to labia to clit size…I saw it all and that is the reason White bikinis speak to my heart…
So seeing Lottie Moss clickbaiting, in a white bikini, speaks to my heart, in what I’d call a “current” trendy body, tits and ass and thighs, skinny enough but not that skinny, doing the social media hustle because that’s where the money is, and that’s where the fun is, and that’s where the depression is, because all we see is people having a better life than us….garbage.
When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, it is important to call the one paparazzi you know, to get him to capture you in a very important moment, when you are wearing white tight leggings, that are jacked up your fucking cunt so hard people can still see the remnants of Joe Jonas or whoever the Jonas Brother who used to fuck her, left behind…
You know, so people like me, not me specifically, I’m insignificant, but an amalgamation of people like me, to collectively elevate her to a place where that she matters…on a level more than just a CamelToe..
Look Rebecca Gayheart is on the beach, in her designer bikini, looking old, but not overly fat and disgusting….even though she is relatively irrelevant.
The kid she ran over when talking on her cell phone that she got off for murder because kid was Jay Walking – making her terrible driving not a criminal act – even if it was….
I was trying the Amazon affiliate program to see if I could make some extra money for my addictions…and it lasted 2 weeks…I generated tens of thousands of dollars in sales for them…IN TWO WEEKS and all of a sudden, like a Christmas miracle they cancel my account and hijack my earnings saying that I am a PORN site…
THEY WILL NOT PAY ME WHAT I MADE…because they think this is PORN…even though they all watch throat rape movies…
FUCKING LIES!!
Maybe it’s because I link to Porn in the StepLINKS…or maybe it’s because I’ve never censored content I find on the internet – because I find the world a ridiculous lie…
Because you are not in compliance with the Operating Agreement, Amazon will not pay you any outstanding fees related to your account. Amazon exercises its right under the terms of the Operating Agreement to withhold fees based on violations, which include the following:
-Your Site contains sexually explicit material. Sites are considered unsuitable for inclusion in the Associates Program if they contain sexually explicit, violent, libelous/defamatory materials or promote discriminatory or illegal activities.
I started in 2004 and it was fucking annoying seeing censorship on the internet…and now there’s pussy on Instagram / Facebook / Youtube / Google and all the big players…making my nipples obsolete…
BUT I am the fucking porn site, posting contnet I find, that’s pop culture and celebrity and not even Gaping Ass, or Weird Fetish videos, the real human experience I am more into that the lie that is pop culture…
Yet Love Magazine can put out a video of a bikini model, who is barely a bikini model, but who is trying to be a fashion model, thanks to being a bikini model…in lingerie fucking beating up another chick wrestling…in provocative poses and Youtube’s like “DOPE CLICKBAIT TO RUN ADS ON THAT ISN’T PORN”…even if it’s more porn than ANYTHING I’ve ever posted.
Lindsay Lohan is in Phuket in Thailand, which is where she goes to unwind, you know because she’s so stressed being an emotionally unstable child star who has denounced her American citizenship and sold herself to rich arab men, that have contributed to her weird new accent…
While on a hike, she got bit by a snake, which in and of itself is gnarly as fuck, terrifying really, the most deadly snakes are in Thailand…and girl survived, I assume due to being so medicated and her ability to metabolize drugs, the venom just made her feel a little light headed and now it’s her new drug of choice….while most people would have died…
The reality is..Lohan can’t die….she lives forever….and is in a bikini…HOT….all mangled and shit.
