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2018

27

Feb

Kendall Jenner Naked of the Day

Kendall Jenner, a product of her horrible fame whoring family, posted a couple of strategic nude pics on her social media – because of course she did….that’s what she does….

It’s some same same but different, interchangeable between her and her AVON lady, Turkish Market Peddling sisters, just selling crap to morons willing to buy, including their celebrity, making them really fucking rich….people buy into them…

Luckily, she’s not as monstrous as the others, the only tall, thin, athletic one…but she’s still full of shit, her existence full of shit, like she gives a shit about what me or anyone thinks about her….she’s just rolling in her own fantasy world, that luckily rich people still get depressed in, and eventually all the mental issues may surface and girl may become a suicidal self destructive wreck…which we can only hope for…

But for now…she’s a star, who does nothing…but post selfies with zero effort…or substance…but that’s the life we live…

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2018

27

Feb

Sierra Skye Topless Insta Thot of the Day

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Sierra Skye has blocked me on social media – and I don’t even comment on anyone’s shit – because I guess she saw me like her pics and remembered googling herself and seeing me laugh at her and her stripper mom in at least one post I’ve done on them before…

Not that I mind mom and daughter erotica, especially not trashy porn looking mom and daughter, but I guess they have so many followers on social media, they prefer pretending they are a Kardashian….

She is essentially a nobody who photoshops the fuck out of herself, you could have got her to post your skinny tea for 200 dollars about a year ago, but who wised up and increased her hooker rates to 10,000 or more per post, not that anyone is paying that, but they may eventually, she’s got a lot of followers, likely from Russia or wherever she is buying her followers from, but the interesting thing about seeing this real life picture of her, is seeing just how fucking weirdly shaped she is, how mutilated her face is, and how photosopped she is.

I am all for these no names trying to make it and semi-getting there – because idiot media buyers and casting people hire them thinking they actually matter because they matter on instagram even though they don’t matter anywhere…

Good cheesy nude hustle though.

Posted in:SFW|Sierra Skye

2018

27

Feb

Ariel Winter ‘s Pants Are About To Explode of the Day

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I’m sure you’ve seen this before, it’s common practice for fat chicks, whether they are rich or poor, upper crust, or gutter bitches……they can’t admit that they are a XXL, and still buy a small or medium, because leggings – THEY STRETCH – only for their whole ass to be exposed while walking down the street ass out – in denial…and when they hit the gym like that and do squats, really testing the integrity of the leggings, that hold on by the fucking thread, in ways they weren’t designed to do….magic happens, if staring at fat ass is magic to you.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Underwear Like Virgins Do of the Day

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Josephine Skriver posted some panty selfie, because I guess her team at Victoria’s Secret marketing who are puppet mastering her, give her explicit instructions on how to explicitly post pics of herself in explicit positions, like some kind of shameless instagram model, on with a contract worth a Million dollars a year, so not like those shameless instagram models at all, but rather someone just doing her contractually obligated social media work to get that Million dollars a year….it’s all stats…people love slutty mirror selfies…they make the voyeurism feel more authentic than some fabricated, produced shoot, even if it’s all produced…it is about the numbers…

That said…..Josephine Skriver was made in a test tube with Gay Biologist Sperm and a Lesbian’s egg, in what they pretend is them wanting a kid, but in what I think was a funded experiment in genetic modification funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand…

More interestingly, she apparently came to NYC a virgin, an her current boyfriend, who has dated models before popping her…and that in and of itself is the best Josephine Skriver fact ever.

HERE SHE IS FOR H&M SWIM – EVEN THOUGH SHE’S A VS CONTRACT GIRL – MAKING ME THINK THIS IS HOW VS CASHES IN ON H&M AD DOLLLARS

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS: CLICK HERE

Posted in:Josepehine Skriver|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Hailey Baldwin’s Bullshit Christian Ass on the Runway of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is doing the whole instagram model with rich and famous parents who help facilitate her life as a vapid idiot trying to make it in the world as a model, because models live the most fashion and luxurious life, while getting the praise of the world for being hot or like they matter….or like they are revolutionizing the industry….which feels good for the ego when you’re some empty rich kid…when really they are just a fucking lie and they only get cast to walk the Runways, because the brands get free press from the idiots posting it on their overly followed feeds…which perpetuates more idiots getting work doing legit things, robbing the job from people who deserve it, all because they have this perceived value thanks to Instagram…or from the people she hangs with that have done it before her….she’s up next…and it’s weird…

I mean it’s not weird that brands will work with idiots who post their shit to millions of people, I get that, but it is weird because the family, including her, a bunch of Jesus freak Christians, on some “Our God is an Awesome God”…shit…typical ex addict behavior…yet she whores herself on the runway ass out…weird…but not as weird as her dad, Stephen Baldwin, is business partner of the My Pillow Guy, together they produce Jesus freak content….and that alone makes her ass on the runway even more scandalous…but we all know if there was a real god, he’d strike her down for this behavior…you know, for perpetuating all that is anti-god through smut, while inflating her own celebrity…..garbage.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know when Sarah Hyland decided she had tits, but when she did, she did the right thing and started putting them out there….I think it is safe to assume that she learned this on set because fame whores understand how far tits can take you…and those fame whores were Sofia Vergara, who went from zero to fetish on the hit TV show that made this Sarah Hyland, pretty much thanks to her huge tits…and I guess Sarah Hyland realizes something we all know, and that is that small tits, although not big tits, can be just as hot as big tits, because they usually come with a smaller body and hotter ass, and still have hard nipples we can fantasize about sucking on….not that I would fantasize about sucking the tits of this alien who finally figured out social media whoring….she creeps me out and looks like she’s a genetic defect….but I still appreciate this behavior.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Charli XCX Fetish Model of the Day

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Charli XCX is a bootleg Rita Ora, which is funny, since Rita Ora is a bootleg Rihanna, I mean she’s even a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, but she’s trying….which means Charli XCX is just so far down on the ladder of pop star with no hit songs, from the UK, trying to make it in America as some kind of hipster, fashion, edgy set of tits that for her first year consistently produced content of herself showing off her tits…the way any singer who doesn’t have the talent to carry her singing career would do….or should do…cuz we like them tits…

This is a fetish pic of Charli XCX self promoting some nonsense, tits out with a whip and I guess…it’s not as fun as all her previous titty work, but it’s her making some effort to continue to exist in this competitive world of sluts everywhere chasing
a limited number of EYEBALLS …

Here are some more from the archive of her tits..

Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Getting REal Fat and Fatter of the DAy

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Ariel Winter must have a hormonal issue….because she’s a fucking tank…which is funny because she posts workout videos on her social media all the time, and wears workout clothing, probably because they are the only thing she can squeeze into without accepting the fact that she’s a XXL, plus sized, a monster….

Looking at these pics of her walking, is like seeing a fat chick waddle through the grocery store….trying to buy more cake to fill the void that is in her soul from being some exploited by her family dancing monkey…or cow…that’s too fat to dance cuz the thighs rub together…

So judging Ariel Winter by her tits she’s chopped off but that grew back cuz she eats too much, alone feels wrong….We should also judge her by the fat ass

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger Ass for Instagram of the Day

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I thought Nicole Scherzinger was a man…

I was really convinced that Nicole Scherzinger was a man…

I know TRANNIES, I have seen drag queens and trannies..at least once… in the men’s bathroom at gay bar on BEAR night…where fat hairy men get cheap drinks and being as disgusting as I am dudes wouldn’t even hit on me…which hurt a little, not cuz I want gay sex, but I know dudes will fuck anything, and I was too ugly to fuck, I was the too fat fat chick at 3 am with my tits out…rejected…and alone…but drunk…

But as it turns out the sex ring that was the Pussy Cat Dolls is likely not a tranny sex ring, and the ringleader who had a solid career, with her rock hard body….has a pussy….and a fit ass…that she’s showcasing….in leggings…

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Elle Fanning Leggings Cameltoe of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the Fanning that Dakota Fanning’s childhood died for…I mean or that her childhood was murdered by her family for….because it put the Fannings on the map, made connections for them, increased their profile, and guaranteed pay and work for any Fanning that comes along….Dakota sold her fucking soul to the devil so that this one could exist…

People are very into her, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time, the paparazzi follow her, she attends events, she is in the media, she gets jobs as an actress, she exists and lives her best life…

I don’t find her all that hot, but when she jacks her pants into her vagina and walks around with her youthful ass, it’s hard to not encourage her to leak some nudes, sex tapes, or other strategies people like Jennifer Lawrence used before her..because I’m left wanting more…I mean sure we see the pussy definition, but that’s hardly seeing the pussy….and that leaves me empty inside…as I like to reduce all women to their genitals, especially actors in movies getting paid a lot of money, as I truly feel they are interchangeable…because they are.

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