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2018

25

Feb

Rita Ora Photoshopped of the DAy

Rita Ora’s finally made it, I mean at least that’s the direction it seems her career is finally taking, after years of trying every fucking angle possible, including but not limited to fucking a Kardashian to get into the American mainstream….back when she wanted to be the next Rihanna, probably 10 years ago at this point…but thrown roadblock after roadblock, mainly that she really wasn’t a compelling celebrity, but a bootleg try hard, scrambling hard….with only one thing consistent…and that is her big tits….and I guess her always being around, at all the events, talked about, mooching…

Well, she got a job as a back up singer for some One Direction kid for a 50 Shades of Grey song, because they knew she had a following and it could help promote the song on social media, as it’s not about the most talented, just the loudest, proven by every instagram whore making her millions of dollars…

And that song…probably because 50 Shades of Grey is behind it, and mainly because a One Direction guy is behind it, has hit number 1 on the GERMAN charts, like she was David Hasselhoff or some SCAT porn, and I’m sure that’s exciting for a girl who has wanted nothing more than this her entire life…and what better way to celebrate that some fetish pic.

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2018

23

Feb

Selena Gomez Ass in Jamaica of the Day

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Selena Gomez busted out her fat dumpy ass at Bieber’s dad’s Jamaican wedding…because she keeps running back to Bieber’s cock like some kind of emotionally stunted, pathetic, weak bitch with no soul…easy to manipulate because she’s so fragile…but who cares about her in and out of rehab, poor little rich girl, we can’t feel sorry for you….

We’re more interested in her new tits and now sloppy ass on her midget body….that is possibly pregnant, like the good Christians these idiots are, or maybe just getting fat now that she’s got a functional Kidney, or maybe lazy, because she knows she’s got a terminal disease and is about to die…

I don’t know why she’s as famous as she is, but it’s boring, especially when paparazzi pics look like this…we need more shamelessness and attention seeking..she’s just too famous to bother putting effort it…release the Bieber sex tape like you’re Kim Kardashian and Ray J…make some porno noise already….because I haven’t seen Selena Gomez pussy yet, and that’s against the trends of young starlets this era….since we’ve seen all their cunts at least once at this point…

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2018

23

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Gets a Modeling Job From Sucking Dick of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney got a modeling job for a brand called Wildfox, that is owned by a dude named Jimmy Sommers, who is known as a party animal LA rich kid, who loves hanging out with the models, but more interestingly back in 2013, before the whole #METOO movement destroying people, back when people would overlooked it, the good days for rich perverts….SOMMERS apparently put up a model in his guest house who was underage, and pressured her into sex….clever…

Since Charlotte McKinney is a virtual no one who no one cares about, I’ll assume that she is in on the SOMMERS hustle, the party, giving him the tits, pretending to be a teen model in his guest house like it is his fetish and it may be….

But I guess, it’s good for her to get them tits in front of the camera like she was a model she always wanted to be, and that Dancing with the Stars somehow thought she was famous enough, even though she never shot one campaign at the time….lucky rich girl….good timing…straight scamming….

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2018

23

Feb

Nina Agdal in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is garbage, she’s this monster of a woman with a monster head, who I guess is proportionate so in photos looks hot, but her shoulders are that of a linebacker…

That said, I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…a person Nina Agdal at the tail end of her SI Swim career took a shot on, like she was the hot one from Russia who landed Brad Cooper, the Hollywood life, a good one….but it just didn’t work like that because our friend Leo is a homo, and even if he’s not he can do better…

Either way, her and her waterhead have found new cock to fill her in the form of Christie Brinkley’s rich as fuck son, because after Billy Joel, she had kids with a billionaire, and he’s just getting up in this harder than a pervert orderly at the retard home being given the night shift diaper duty on a MUTE retard…

I once knew an actual retard girl who would always disappear for weeks at a time, and come home pregant…it happened 4 times….and I figure Nina Agdal is like that..

Nina encouraging Iskra Lawrence to do Fitness with her….SOME FAT CAMP FOR FUCKING MOOCHES

Here are some more shots of Iskra getting wet….BECAUSE ELEPHANTS LOVE PLAYING IN WATER….

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2018

23

Feb

Lais Ribeiro Single Mother Ass of the Day

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Lais Ribiero is a single mom, who looks a lot different than the single moms I see at the Welfare office or the food bank, you know just trying to get some food for their kids, so that they don’t die of starvation or malnourishment because mommy is a fucking failure and doesn’t suck dick well enough to keep their dad around…or to keep food in the fridge…but I’m sure she doesn’t skimp on her shitty Walmart clothing…or SPRAY tans….

Even the drug addict stripper single moms I’ve met don’t look this good….but it’s still a mom ass for a Victoria’s Secret brand, doing her bikini vacation as mandated by her bosses…erotic..except for the whole mom parts…

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2018

23

Feb

Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day

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Elsa Hosk brought the instagram attention seeking instagram model hustle to her instagram feed today….fully naked…

From my perspective, Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being a VS model, but it turns out her only real job was a VS model and getting nude was to solidify her position as a VS model, possibly created in their lab of genetic modifications, despite having a story of being a Swedish pro female basketball player, as if that exists…

But girl knows how to get hits on the social media feed as a social media model, since all girls are social media models now, and the brands insist on social media numbers for bonuses to these girls, and since they work exclusively for the brand, so they don’t have to disclose everything they do is a paid add…SOLID scammin!

Here she is for Harpers Bazaar

And here are her tits covered in gliter

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2018

23

Feb

Pregnant Looking Kate Upton of the Day

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Kate Upton has been pregnant as far as I’ve been concerned since her second week of modeling, as she blew the fuck up, caught up to what I thought was milk filled fat mom in her 40s tits, but that were really just a sloppy 19 year old that everyone who used her ignored her obesity, cuz she got hits and was famous so they pretended she was skinny and busty, which was so weird, but people bought into it – because of her tits, famous for tits, obesity ignored cuz of tits, it was like the whole world was like my friend who used to fuck even the most disgusting fat chick because he loved the big tits….

Gross.

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2018

23

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is pregnant for the 10th time in a year, so these pictures are likely from the 5 minutes she wasn’t pregnant, and they are of her in pictures you’ve likely seen before, because every single VS shoot looks like this, but that involve a 30 year old mom model from South Africa working on her future retirement plan by launching an instagram bikini line for her fans, like she is a bikini expert, and this is the natural brand extension as she gets too old to carry this model thing….all the instagrammers are doing it.

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2018

22

Feb

Jane Seymour Does Playboy of the Day

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Either Playboy knows their demographic, or just how old and outdated they are, or Jane Seymour, DR QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN, who is pushing 70 years old, has some pull at the magazine and figured she could use it for one last publicity stunt before she strokes out and ends up in a home like other 70 year olds….

I don’t think people wanted to see Jane Seymour in Playboy even at her peak of a career, I mean she was never a hot ticket item, even if in her elderly golden years she’s got some tits…

Tits she’s decided to not pull out, despite this being Playboy, who have clearly lost touch…because at least get naked woman..

Jane Seymour? Playboy? What a weird fucking thing…what a weird casting choice…who fucking cares about Jane Seymour….I mean other than Playboy fans in their 70s I guess.

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2018

22

Feb

Katherine Heigl Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Katherine Heigl has a taste of getting naked on social media, something she posted the other day, you know dabbling in trying to be a sex object…and clearly loving it…because she’s posted more.

I think and have always thought that she’s pretty fucking bunk, she’s pretty fucking old, even when she was at her peak of movies and TV, I was like “who’s this 50 year old fat chick”….

I am surprised anyone would really care that she’s putting out SMUT, shameless selfies like a teen girl, but then I remember what we are dealing with, a world of fucking perverts, and I don’t really care to see her naked…but I guess people do, and she’s loving the cocktease…women…are ridiculous.

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