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2018

28

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Titties in a Red Dress of the Day

Bella Thorne brought out some titty in a red dress because Bella Thorne has titties…I am not sure if her titties are real, people say they aren’t but whether they are or not, they have been a good marketing tool, and if anything it’s nice to see that tits, fake or real are a good marketing tool…it’s nice to know that even with this MeToo movement and feminists and fat girls getting loud about being people too…which I am not sure if they genetically are….a set of tits can still be used as a marketing too…and in a lot of ways…I hope her tits are fake because it will mean that girls still think they need big tits to prosper and are getting tits to make their dreams come true…like the 90s….because you can change the conversation about tits, and women rights, but ultimately, we are still primates and love tits.

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2018

28

Feb

Miley Cyrus Tits for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Here’s our girl Miley Cyrus, and by our girl, I mean America’s girl Miley Cyrus, even though I am not American, I can still reference her as all that is America, because I believe her lie that she’s from the heartland, or the south, and really represents what America is about, like all country music acts….

When really, she’s just a pop star, shameless Disney trained attention seeker, who basically sprawled her vagina out as often as she could be be as controversial in her quest of exploring sexuality to sell product…

Which is the real American dream, or best represents America, if you look at anything American, despite the Christian mask of the country, it’s where every one is a dirty sexed up whore for money, and can still spin being a good Christian…

In Miley’s case, she just talks about her country roots, and not her daughter of new money Billy Ray, raised in Cali, working for Disney, living in mansion, being rich as fuck….so fucking country….but people buy in….

While I stare at her legs mad there’s no vagina lips like there used to be…

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2018

28

Feb

Maitland Ward Made 30k of the Day

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The other day I was laughing about how disgusting Maitland Ward looks, and how ridiculous her whole instagram / social media tactics are, while knowing from my STATS that she’s the most popular person I post, so popular I’ve tried to recruit her into doing sex tapes that I broker, because I truly believe her fans will pay….

I guess I was right, because she put up her PATREON link, something I should do, or would do if I was a chick who got half naked seducing my male fans with my sloppy old lady tits, and as expected she made 30k….a number I am sure she’s shocked about, and that she will continue to work hard to get…I mean 30k is legit money for someone who just posts a pic, not even a well shot pic, in her underwear…I’d be doing it all fucking day.

So 1800 people gave her 30,000 dollars….maybe my dreams of the sex tape with her are over….sex tapes not starring me…because sex tapes are so impersonal…while tipping a chick feels real for the desperate men she’s found…and I gotta give her props…30k is a new car, rent, some new lingerie, food…it’s legit money…good job for someone who found her niche.

I like to think I helped make it happen, in all my support I’ve given her by questioning what the fuck she is…I mean just 2 years ago – she was offering to let dudes fuck her up the ass!

Let this inspire other girls with a dream, because apparently if you believe in yourself, no matter how many people point and laugh, it will work out for you…it happened for Rita Ora…and now it’s happened for Maitland Ward…it’s a valuable lesson…dreams do come true…

I am going to start charging her for promoting her.

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2018

28

Feb

Niykee Heaton’s Doing Good Things of the DAy

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Niykee Heaton is some shameless internet celebrity – who apparently has a record deal – along with her massive following of dudes who like a girl with a thick ass…

I stopped paying attention to her, because it got boring seeing her show off that thick ass – trying to get recognition in the hip hop world…remember she had a record deal (with Justin Timberlake I think)….

Since then, she’s jacked up her face hard, and her getting naked for views involves NIPPLES IN MES TOPS ON INSTAGRAM…cuz she’s more than just an ass, she’s also tits with a playdoh looking face….and remember an artist with a record deal…

Who am I to discourage that kind of behavior…I love it!!

I must give thanks and celebrate that the world, and women in general have come to this point…

I am sure that my entire life I’ve wished “what if girls were more easy going, or at least more like the strippers I get lap dances from, instead of so uptight and annoying”…

I know I have begged for nudes when it wasn’t a thing and now I don’t even want to see the nudes, because it’s a fucking thing…a think they post on social media…

Dreams Came Fucking True…but it’s just funny…because they are more annoying about their FEMINISM…while reducing them more to being the sex objects they pretend they aren’t…empowering…SURE IT IS…

Super weird looking though….

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2018

27

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Nip Slip of the Day

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I wasn’t paying attention to the internet today, because it’s pretty fucking boring, but apparently, Jennifer Lawrence brought out her nipples to her premiere of the movie she makes a fool of herself in with a shitty Russian accent, because she’s addicted to showing her tits…

ALL GIRLS, especially attention seeking actresses, are filling a void…and when they have their nudes out there, the ice is broken, and all they want to do is bring their tits out more and more, no matter how they pretend it is exploitative or them being robbed of their dignity, and that they are taking charge of their nipples..

The quirky weirdo, annoying and overpaid starlet, loved realizing that a whole new audience came through after seeing her tits, and she loved it…so she keeps bringing her tits..really all she’s good for as far as I’m concerned…

I accidentally saw her drinking, shoeless on Cobert and I thought to myself, this girl has a fucking ego so big, I can’t wait for it to all end, I hope it all ends, and not just cuz she’s Amy Schumer’s friend, but because she’s the worst….great tits though..

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HEre she is not showing her tits in Vanity Fair…

VIA CLICK HERE

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2018

27

Feb

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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I accidentally saw Demi Lovato doing some public service announcement about her bi-polar disorder, how to live with bi-polar disorder, how she felt debilitated from Bi-Polar disorder, but never successfully killed herself due to her Bi-Polar Disorder, thanks to being rich and famous and having resources to save herself from what some may called being a spoiled, entitled brat, just being a giant baby because they don’t have real responsibilities other than being the dancing monkeys they are…thanks to their parents exploiting them…Needless to say, I didn’t feel sympathy for her, or that she was relatable to anyone with an actual mental illness…but I do like her inconsistency in her messaging, from fat chick, to fitter fat chick with her tits out, sexualizing herself hard….I mean I don’t know what this is promoting, but I know I see tits.

VIDEO:

Here’s DEMI LOVATO Fat in Concert – Because I guess her meds make her swell the fuck up…

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2018

27

Feb

Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

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The nice thing about the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, is that they make real whores out of these women…

The male CEO – Billionaire – Les Wexner – the 80 year old who made Victoria’s Secret what it is today….really knows how to recruit and strip down these women like the old days…he doesn’t fold to the pressures of the #METOO #TIMESUP movement…and girls don’t give a fuck if they get assaulted on set, or if they are sexualized to sell panties, they CRAVE it, they throw their nudes at it, tits and pussy out in a “PICK ME PICK ME” dying to be a VS Angel….on an international level…which is hilarious, all these whores are so selective and hypocritical about their whoring….

The terrible thing about the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, is that they probably exploit Chinese and other third world countries running sweatshops to keep margins high enough to cover the costs of whores, in their overpriced garbage product…

All while they give women unrealistic body goals…which shouldn’t be that unrealisitc…since these girl have these bodies….and are seemingly human…in an era where fat chicks are unfortunately prevailing.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

27

Feb

Bella Thorne Makes Her Own Music Videos of the Day

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Bella Thorne realized from dating her bootleg mooch rapper boyfriend who no one ever heard of, except maybe a bunch of new generation scene kids, that don’t like real music, but prefer idiotic stupidities with catch phrases that they can hashtag and make viral, you know a product of the chemicals in the water making the fish gay….and making everyone genderless….that she could be a social media / vine star / with a soundcloud or whatever app the kids are making music on too…cash in from every angle…from TV, NETFLIX, Movies and SOCIAL MEDIA…

So she’s producing music videos in her bikini set to her own songs that are horrible..because this is what the scamming is all about…young kids cashing in off nonsense other young retards buy into.

I am old and don’t care about the content they are producing in their scamming, I just like that they do it in bikinis, underwear, topless…because that’s what matters.

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2018

27

Feb

Ireland Baldwin in Her Underwear of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is disgusting…

One would say she’s a “rude thoughtless pig”…and by one, I mean her dad…back when she was 11 years old…because he knew she was a failure early on…

While I would just say she a very large monster of a woman and I don’t really understand why she’s trying to do this model thing, maybe it’s cultural, or generational, all the young rich girls want it, and some are getting it…including her cousin, who unlike Ireland, still looks like a girl…while this one looks like a gutter sex worker with a drug addiction, all tormeted and tattooed, ready to promote a vape on instagram for 100 dollars, rather than actual brands…

For that reason alone, I think she’s great, I’d like to manage her, but she’s blocked me on social media and I can’t reach out, I like that she’s the anti Jenner / Hadid group….and I relate to that, but I still find her posting her panty pics odd…I mean she’s rich and doesn’t need to post panty pics..yet she does.

So Weird!

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2018

27

Feb

Katharine McPhee Got Them Titties on of the Day

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According the Katharine McPhee leaked nudes from a few months ago…she has cut off her excess labia…something I am sure her 75 year old boyfriend David Foster, the record exec and one time stepfather to Brody Jenner and the Hadids at different times, doesn’t actually care about…because old people will fuck any young pussy no matter how mangled it is…maybe those leaked nude pics of her pussy scabbed and bloody after surgery were for her doctor…but also for herself to try to feel sexy in a pair of tight bikini bottoms…WHO KNOWS..

What I do know is that she’s kept them tits, and she’s showcasing them in whatever this is….we call it “From American Idol, to Labiaplasty, to fucking Geriatrics to CLeavage”…the Katharine McPhee story…

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