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2018

23

Jan

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

Last week or whenever I did the last Elsa Hosk Post – I brought up a very important fact about her that I pulled from her WIKIPEDIA:

Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

In 2013, the world didn’t know who the fuck Elsa Hosk was, except maybe a few agents and photographers she was sucking off because she knew she was hot enough to be a model….back when she was getting naked for photoshoots…because apparently…she is hot enough to be a model.

She’s just exceptionally lucky that at 28 or 29 she still gets work as a model, thanks to not being knocked up like her clone sister Candice Swanepoel….as we all know there is no way this billion dollar corporation isn’t building women in a lab somewhere…ones that don’t complain or get their periods.

STEPFORD WIFE the PROMO MODEL EDITION..

Here are her VS shots for Valentines Day – If this is her, I cant tell.

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2018

23

Jan

Caroline Corinth Tits for Love & Lemons of the Day

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I don’t know who model Caroline Corinth is, but she’s doing some half naked bathing suit campaign for the very trendy and luxurious brand Love & Lemons….a brand all the instagram girls love for their underwear, dresses and I guess bathing suits….a brand I appreciate because they take piss colored photos of hot half naked chicks….you know like we’re in the 60s and shit is shot on film….or like some instagram filter called “High concept vintage modern hipster texture to give a feeling of nostalgia”…or whatever it is that inspires piss colored photos…a technique that’s also being applied to mainstream movies now…I accidentally just watched the I,Tonya trailer and realized that they piss colored the film to look like archive TV footage to make us really feel the era….we’re just surrounded by piss colored everything but unfortunately not drowning is PISS….because no girls ever pee on me.

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2018

23

Jan

Jasmine Tookes in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is a model from Australia who once dated Tyson Beckford, despite the world thinking he was gay, a male model who has been known to post up pics of his boner in tight underwear on his social media, a penis that likely destroyed a few pussies, in a way that forced her to continue dating the black men…and she is now engaged to a dude named DJ RUKUS, whatever the fuck that is…I don’t pay attention to things…ever.

She’s having a bachelorette party or some bullshit, where model Jasmine TOOKES attended and posted the butt shots, which is all we really care about in this story of love and romance….

It is a reminder of how hot back women are and more importantly how I’ve never had sex with a black women because I guess they are racist towards me.

Here are some pics from the social media…

Shanina Shaik the Bride to Be’s ass..because whatever…

THe other guest, look at their color coded bathing suits – so clever and tacky….but ASS!

Posted in:Jasmine Tookes|SFW

2018

23

Jan

Bella Hadid Basic Instagram Bra Porn of the Day

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Rat Faced Bella Hadid, who is rocking out at Paris Fashion Week pretending to be an actual model and not just a girl on instagram with a large following who happens to be skinny enough to use as a model so that the brands in question get more coverage than if they just used a model with no followers….

Reminded us all that girl’s just an instagram model…being used….

And she did it with an INSTAGRAM friendly, behind the scenes, slutty video of her in a bra humping a chair like a stripper….all happy she’s fooled the world into thinking she’s hot..when she’s not…

The good news is…at least she’s not a Jenner, even if she’s pretty much as bad as a jenner…she’s not one…and we appreciate it.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF THIS TRASH CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

22

Jan

Bella Thorne Mid Breakdown of the Day

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Bella Thorne has fallen off… since getting that weirdo K-Fed boyfriend…..and I’m not saying that like

There was a period of time, not a very long time, where she was shamelessly posting nudes and half nudes, anything for attention, with her rocking body and massive, likely fake tits….doing fitness and other typical instagram whore things…which ended up getting the Disney Kid exploited by her parents, even before she was famous apparently, as she was sexualized at a young age by whoever used to molest her, a story she announced over the last few weeks and that would explain why she’s some broken down sex worker….

She looked hot, she seemed like a dumb Hollywood Vine star type person, totally annoying, but overall good energy and tits…

But she decided to become some raver, date some crackhead, and try to be extra weird to make up for being so fucking commercial, mainstream, basic, and boring…except for the tits…

And now, she’s just garbage, acting exceptionally weird, confused for being profound or interesting and it’s all so candy coated nonsene..but I’m ready for the real breakdown / the real overdose / the real end. It’s more interesting.

To SEE HER AND HER MOOCH TRYING TO BE WEIRD BOYFRIEND LOVING THE ATTENTION HE GETS FROM HER IN AN OBVIOUS AND RIDICULOUS CLICKBAIT WAY – CLICK HERE

TO SEE MORE OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

22

Jan

Kate Moss and Gigi Hadid in Panties of the Day

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Old legend, who I’ve liked for a long time, and still like Kate Moss, cashed in on yet another campaign with social media star, who likes to think of herself as a new Legend, named GIGI HADID, who is now at a point in her fake purchased modeling career where that she can select the jobs she does instead of doing everything…which has been nice, because it means we are exposed to less of her retard face nonsense everyone buys into and sucks up to..

Well, they are in their panties….

The highlight of this campaign is the picture that Kate Moss decided to post from it, she did tag the ever important GIGI HADID, because I guess she doesn’t want to offend the new / new….even though she knows as much as we know the the new/new is trash, garbage, rich kids who bought their fame and celebrity via instagram…and dont actually matter….but she does the fuck off in a passive aggressive way…by putting up pics with the light blocking her out…which may not be intentional, but it is hilarious…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2018

22

Jan

Bella Hadid in a Bra of the Day

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Bella Hadid is in France for Fashion Week, with all the social media influencers, trying to assert themselves as Fashion Bloggers, or Fashionistas, so that they book Fashion jobs – which are lucrative, thanks to fashion being the most polluting, elitist, disgusting, industry in the World, where companies prey on people’s insecurities, make them feel like they need to have designer clothes, making them save for the clothes, or turn tricks as sugar babies for the clothes, even though they are just clothes….It’s like I’ll suck dick to be in the “Gucci Gang” to fit in with everyone else…and it may not be damaging to all, especially not the rich, but it’s definitely a whole lot of superficial, bullshit….that is partially what is wrong with the world, yet never gets resolved because these idiots just blame men…

Bella Hadid may not realize this, but her “friends” in the industry only use her because of her social media following, and not because she’s a compelling or charismatic person…she is being used…and tricked…and being a rich spoiled brat, doesn’t realize it…

But I guess ignorance is bliss and here’s her bra.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

22

Jan

Sofia Richie in Leggings of the Day

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Sofia Richie is working aggressively on becoming clickbait, you know carving her own place in the social media world, or really the only world that really matters, all you need to do is get the following up, get paid based on that…it’s the Kardashian lessons that are being taught in private tutoring sessions by the Kardashian husband who was involved with the Kardashian storyline from before they were paving the way of social media influencers everywhere…..

I am sure the lessons involve being in luxurious places with your trust fund, being at the relevant events every year, and bikini pics, shameless paparazzi pics, dick sucking and taking it up the ass….that ass….young Lionel Richie ass….in leggings…who has already won at least in her house, because she’s not the adopted one…

I’m sure she’s a miserable pile of shit.

Here are her bikini pics….

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

22

Jan

Tinashe Slutty for Wonderland of the Day

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Tinashe girl trying to make it, who reminds me that I am a basic racist, because I did a post on her and said that as been in the LA music scene for at least 7 years, yet that people only know about her because she dated Chris Brown….but as it turns out with my investigative journalism, sometimes I need to google these people, because my brain doesn’t really care about these people…I found out that was a lie.

She is trying to be the next Rihanna maybe, but she’s not trying to be the next Rihanna the same way Rihanna got famous…or more famous…from being beat up by Chris Brown….I guess…when you’re a popstar or attempting to be a popstar…you have options…

Likd doing shoots that don’t matter for Wonderland Magazine…

Posted in:SFW|Tinashe

2018

22

Jan

Betty and Veronica being Slutty of the Day

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Their names are Betty and Veronica and they are on Riverdale, the worst show on TV, brought to you by the geniuses at CW Network, who are smart enough to post it the next day on NETFLIX….so that everyone in the world can get sucked into this garbage, over dramatic, over written, stupidity..

I guess they are in their second or third season by now, and up until recently, they didn’t sexualize the main girls at all, there was no marketing around them, there was no turning them into sex symbols you want to fuck, despite Veronica having no neck and looking like a troll….but they’ve figured they best go back to the basics, what people, not just men respond to, and that’s turn these girls into sexual fetishes….for everyone, make us think they are hot by telling us they are hot…and now…the show will do better and better….because the world is bullshit, totally bullshit…what they tell us and what they do…doesn’t change the fact that we are all human and are drawn to things we think are hot.

Either way, this Entertainment Weekly shoot, totally empowering.

Posted in:Camila Mendes|Lili Reinhart|SFW

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