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2018

18

Jan

Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna are Victoria’s Secret Answer to Inclusion of the Day

Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s idea of inclusion…

They’ve got a Afro-Brazilian single teen mother Lais Ribeiro and her awesome ass….and their new blood named Cindy Bruna who is a 23 year old half Congolese model…

Which almost offsets the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they make – to keep costs down, margins high, to pay people like this to prance around half naked…and I guess afford the rent on all the mall locations because you can’t have a mall brand without a mall store you know….

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Posted in:Cindy Bruna|Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Jaime King for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Jaime King is the new face/body of Love and Lemons, probably a friend deal, you know LA girls all know each other if they are at a certain echelon of success….because why else would a brand want some 38 year old to be their model…it just doesn’t make any logical or scientific sense…it’s gotta be a friend thing…

Everyone who knows who Jaime King is, knows that before she was on whtever TV show she’s on, thanks to acting being a joke of a career that anyone can do..

She was a top NYC model with a huge heroin addiction in the late 90s….so deep into heroin her boyfriend died of an overdose on her…real deal shit…

Far more interesting than this stylized shit that she’s obviously doing to try to still look hot…and I guess the good news is she’s still got that skinny heroin model body…because this fat would be terrible…

Posted in:Jaime King|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Selena New Face Gomez in Leggings of the Day

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PUMA is paying Selena Gomez a lot of money to promote their bullshit like she was Rihanna – or a Kardashian – because she pretty much is. You know the most followed person on social media no one actually gives a fuck about.

The Bieber Pussy he keeps going back to because it’s either familiar or just that good…or maybe because she’s a fucking lunatic and it makes for a good laugh…or maybe the media converage itself is worth the headaches…

The new kidney because she is an ego and rich and can harvest organs in her mansion – because she’s rich….a new Kidney that allows her to defy science and allow her to survive even though genetically she’s not supposed to….what happened to Darwin’s survival of the fittest what is this hacking nature’s way…as a religious person she pretends to be when not being a sinner, devil, heathen, false idol…this time for PUMA…is against God’s way….

The new face that is botoxed the fuck up because it’s an instagram face now…that happens to have been on Disney – has a pop career – and has a lot of followers on social media because she gives zuckerberg handjobs…

Now being relevant in lifestyle shoots….for big brands….that aren’t hot…but that happened….

The rich keep lying to us and to marketers to think they matter….like this SELENA GOMEZ garbage.

She was out in public looking weird too..

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato has partnered up with Kate Hudson to promote slutty fitness gear to the world, because non slutty fitness gear doesn’t allow the world or women to feel at their best amongst each other and the men at the gym…you know if you can’t look and feel sexy, is it even worth doing fitness…who knows….

But I guess the life lesson in these pics is that all women want to look hot, be hot or feel hot, because Demi Lovato pretended to be confortable when she was fat and sloppy in a relationship, but the second her boyfriend dumped her fat, obnoxious, famous and rich ass, after years of being a fucking dumpy troll…justifying her troll look…she hit the gym, the surgeon, the botox clinic, the photoshop whoever the fuck you could…

And now she looks hot…

It’s very confusing.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Bella Hadid Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid wanted to show you all that she still cares enough about you to wear slutty enough – provocative enough outfits out in public for the paparazzi – in an era where tits are just tits….but she doesn’t need to show off her tits because she’s famous and getting work and doesn’t need to walk around tits out in public because it won’t increase her personal profile…she’s already peaked…

She’s dong it because she wants to…not because she has to…a totally different breast exposure…Or maybe, she’s just so self involved, so egotistical, that walking around tits out in public is like her walking around her apartment topless, you know she doesn’t realize there are people around her….Or maybe she thinks her big tits are perfect and iconic…great to expose, worth exposing, they make her feel proper and appreciated, and she doesn’t feel complete without showing off them tits…because deep down she knows that’s all anyone likes..and that it’s a great distraction from her rat face…

WHO knows…but way too much analysis of a top that doesn’t even show off nipples….

brought her

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about Vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick, or harder than I like to milk crackwhores who happen to be lactacting thanks to not being able to afford the abortion….you know money better spent on the drugs and likelihood of miscarriage is high under the stress they are under….

Speaking of milking, I’d like to milk the #metoo movement, you know cash in on it like Rupert Murdoch is cashing in on it, and really how all the accusers and women as a whole are cashing in on it, but I’m not some conduit to get girls to that place they all want to go…relevance…but that doesn’t mean I tell the girls licking my ass that…

Not that that has anything to do with Nina Dobrev, who cares who she is….what she does…just notice the fit body in a bikini…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Lottie Moss Instagram Lingerie Show of the Day

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I think it was Kate Moss’ birthday the other day, I saw all these idiots giving tributes to her like she was dead, even though she’s only partially dead, but always alive in my heart because she’s Kate Moss…

I guess her half sister, Lottie, who gets press for being her half sister, and who owns that shit hard…even calls herself a model because of it, even though you don’t have to be a model to be a model these days…

But she has been able to get herself onto reality tv, and hang with reality tv trash, and most importantly, create an instagram account where she can clickbait her way to her fans…in what looks like lingerie pics…racy.

I mean you have to get noticed somehow…and sometimes your last name isn’t enough, but your willingness to get naked enough to get noticed…is what carries you..

Looks good to me.

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Kimberley Garner in a Bikini of the Day

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Kim Garner or Kimberley Garner as she prefers to be called is some Reality Star from the UK with an awesome fucking body…

She’s making the move to LA, like every girl from another country who has even a remote amount of success…where she’ll leverage the people she’s met in TV, to break into the American market.

It’s the holy grail of entertainment…because pretty much anyone in these other countries seem to be able to make it…especially in the UK when there are only 12 hot chicks in the whole country…which gives them this arrogance that things will work out for her on a bigger scale…and maybe it will.

I’m more interested in her bikini pics because her body is fucking great and she’s probably found herself enough connected dudes to make all her dreams come true…because that’s how people do things you know.

Girls don’t realize this, but even remotely attractive girls get to live the good life without actually having to work…it’s good time to be a woman…it always has been despite all the whining they do.

Posted in:Kim Garner|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Olivia Munn in a Bra of the Day

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Olivia Munn jumped on the Bandwagon, attaching herself to a cause, trying to destroy the career of someone, all because she likes attention.

We know any job she got was from being a whore….the trade off.

WE ALSO KNOW…

That after the rumored Brett Ratner shit she went after him about….an incident that happened a decade ago….she has auditioned for him 20-30 times…

Because that’s how raped she was, so raped she auditioned for him 20-30 times for a decade….and didn’t get CAST for anything.

But now she’s a victim. Fuck you Olivia Munn…..

My second favorite thing about famewhore who never deserved an acting career…and barely has an acting career…just a asic level TV host on a show that probably had zero to no viewers….on a network that went Bankrupt….who recruited a following of loyal nerds through a lot of hard work that led to some acting work…is that she trolls so hard for jobs.

On the last X-Men Movie – she wasn’t cast in it – despite begging the writer / producer / director – and went so far to fly to montreal, to train with her trainer, to post pics to get buzz so they cast her.

That’s a fucking crazy girl…and here she is in a bra at an event.

Here is a throwback of her doing what she does best – being slutty!

I don’t find her hot.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

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When I look at Elizabeth Hurley trying to promote her bikini like at 50…I think to myself…damn most 50 year olds don’t look like this…

But then I remember that the only reason I know who Elizabeth Hurley is, is because she looked good enough to be a sex worker to celebrities back when the #METOO movement was more under the radar and no one thought the unknown “model” (a job that instagram has taught us, anyone can have)…..was fucking the famous celebrity for any reason beyond trying to get herself famous…It was one of those KNOWN and understood things.

Now people need to make a big deal about it…

But I guess they don’t know that girls who look like Liz Hurley, you know the kind of girl you want to actually fuck, will not be dating some broke ass loser who can’t make their life better….

She dates money…like Liz Hurley…so #MeToo or not…most people are sex workers.