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2018

17

Jan

Lily Rose Depp The Topless Shoot of the Day

Lily Rose Depp poses topless in jean shorts

Lily Rose Depp is a bit of a “hipster” if that term even exists anymore, I mean everyone is doing the whole half naked, act like an artist, wear vintage clothes, mixed with designer clothes, look like you smoke cigarettes at coffee shops drinking pretentious cocktails, in trying to find your place and purpose….

And I am a fan of all she does…

Likely, a terrible spoiled brat, likely this independent weirdo thanks to her parents encouraging her to follow her dreams, because they were too busy getting drunk and beating up Amber Heard for being a cunt…making her neglected, but connected, appreciated by the masses because of her last name…and for whatever reason, a reason I call, she’s got a good look…I am a fan.

This is her topless shoot for no reason, I like the tear…nice reference to Cry Baby, or showcase of her inner torment and ability to cry on demand to get what she wants like most spoiled girls…

I am sure there will be more..

This is what the identity crisis entitled girl had to say…I didn’t read it…

I’ve been thinking a lot about the idea of intimacy. It’s an important element in my work and a feeling I often try to convey in my films and photographs. I believe intimacy is developed the same way as a relationship – through mutual trust & respect, and over time. True intimacy cannot be forced and it’s not a one way street. It is so powerful because it takes a real connection to exist, and real connections take work, patience, and love. With this in mind, my friend Lily Rose Depp and I decided to start a new series of photographs together. We shared references over the course of weeks, many of them of her mother — obviously a very personal process for Lily. We went and bought a wig inspired by a shoot her mother had done decades before, and spent a couple days hanging out and taking photos together at home. It was just the two of us and our friend Walker, no crew whatsoever. The images of her in bed and crying especially move me because they are so honest. This experience was so inspiring because it reminded me how rewarding it is to collaborate with friends, and how meaningful it is to create authentic trust and intimacy.

Here are some pics of her and her friends on vacation at the Dad’s private Island in Exuma Bahamas..

She’s good.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

17

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens in Spandex of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens In Tight Black Spandex

I was thinking the other day – while perusing some Vanessa Hudgens Paparazzzi pics, wondering if I should bother posting them, or if they were worthy of me getting sued by the paparazzi company, only to take me for all I’m worth, in a court case I’d have to represent myself in, where I’d likely win, because I am that clever, but that’s not the point, is one post of a celebrity no one cares about worth my time..and the answer was no…

But I did think to myself “damn, she looks fat or pregnant, when is that story gonna hit”…as I also noticed the pregnancy before the pregnancy is announced, probably because I’m not looking….and not caring…

ANd today, she’s posted up some video of her in some Spandex speed skater’s outfit or greco-roman wrestling leotard that I don’t quite understand, doing some deep stretch, deep squat, Pilates….and I figure maybe girl’s just fat…because even with a fabric sucking all of it in…it’s not so cute.

DEEP STRETCH…DEEP SQUAT….High School Musical.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2018

17

Jan

Jojo in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Jojo in her Blue Bathing Suit in the Ocean

Jojo posted up some bathing suit pics to her social media platform of choice for the people who care about Jojo and what she is up to…..

Which amazes me, because even at her peak, doing the Avril Lavigne underage teen girl with angst thing, no one really cared about her…

Then she took time off to spend all her money on her boyfriend…in what was referred to as an interracial relationship before race disappeared and we became all one color…..then came back…to do whatever she does…and people are into it. They go to her shows, she tours, it’s so weird….

I only pay attention for the tits, or the various ways she attempts to seduce by not seducing in slutty outfits, or doing workouts…becuase I am a pervert and that’s what perverts do.

Jojo in cleavage in her bathing suit

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

17

Jan

January Jones Bra in Overalls of the Day

January Jones cleavagein overalls

Older than Mount Rushmore, South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough – will have..

I don’t know how famous she is but famous enough to assume she fucked her way to the top because the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director….don’t get anywhere in hollywood…unless they suck that dick…

Or in January’s case…TURKEY BASED THAT DICK UP INSIDE YOU TO CREATE AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT LIKELY CAME WITH A BUY OUT PLAN FROM THE RICH GUY WHO PENETRATED THE CERVIX WITH HIS SEED..so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered…

She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can.

This isn’t real tits, but the country bumpkin in the overalls, is almost believable…if we didn’t all know she was a social manipulating heathen.

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2018

17

Jan

Sistine Stallone Tits in a Pushup Bra of the Day

Sistine Stallone Tits in a Crochet Top

Sistine Stallone, who based on her face is a little too Stallone for my liking, you know when it comes to looking at women, it’s nice that they have womanly features, but who is still a Stallone heir, meaning she’s got that trust fund, making that money and doing whatever it is that she does, likely nothing…..to feel some sense of purpose or relevance…

The fact is that she’s got a better life than any of us, but she’s also probably more miserable than any of us, and not in a lets hate on rich people, they can’t be happy they are rich kind of way, but in a she’s gotta go through life with that face, no bank account balance, or luxury vacation will ever change that…

But at least she’s skinny…

So skinny that she’s maximizing hte little tits as hard as she can in her push up bra…but skinny…is good, worth celebrating, and redeeming….because a face doesn’t matter especially in doggy style position…

So that long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag…is worth noticing, at least that’s what she wants you to believe. Tits Out.

Posted in:SFW|Sistine Stallone

2018

17

Jan

Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day

Sarah Hyland In bed with her Glasses on

Sarah Hyland got a boyfriend – who I assume is a gay dude trying to climb the ranks of the LA social ladder – because his girlfriend is a big TV star or some shit….it’s what gay dudes do to get ahead…

So I guess she finally feels hot…because now someone is going down on her…and I assume no one has really gone down on her before…because she’s really fucking weird looking ….then I remember rich girls can be as weird looking as weird gets – it don’t matter – dudes will still get up in it cuz we are perverts..

But as it turns out, she’s also pretty fucking annoying.

I don’t know why every woman out there demanding equality and respect is a selfie pornographer. But they are.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

17

Jan

Alexandra Daddario Sociological Study of the Tits of the Day

Here’s a sociological study that none of us needed to be exposed to, part of, run through….involving Alexandra Daddario, the tits from True Detective and whatever other scams she’s pulled with her tits….doing a stupid dance and sing along for some asshole who is filming her, laughing at her, pandering to her, thinking she’s funny, encouraging her to keep up the funny, all while pretty much humilating herself…unless people actually like this humor, in which case I’ll understand why I am obscure…

You watch this and think…god this is bad…who is this woman…she’s trash, she’s garbage, get rid of her…

But then you cross reference it to some photoshoot from whenever for whatever, wherever…of her tits…and it’s like…keep acting like an idiot Mariah…you can do no wrong…

Men are but a simple creature.

Alexandra Daddario GQ Ass and Tits in a Red Swimsuit

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|SFW

2018

17

Jan

Pia Mia Insta-Thot of the Day

Pia Mia Long Body in a Blue Bikini

Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…which was convenient for moving to the mainland to make it in America……jailbait who was…that had and probably still has a huge social media following, thanks to strategic parents who want so much that she became famous…

She’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..that I assume never hit…but that I also assume is far more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry…

BUT WHO NEEDS MOVIES…when you have social media to carry you, to get a recording career, to become the hot video vixen with the fake tits and tight asian body that is likely under 5 feet tall…

You can do it yourself, by posting provocative pics…and that alone can help you become the next MILEY…

She’s 21…and this is what she’s up to .

Here’s a good posing pic for you…

Posted in:Pia Mia|Pia Mia Perez|SFW

2018

17

Jan

Posh Spice/ Victoria Beckham in Vogue Spain of the DAy

Victoria Beckham Cover of Vogue Spain

Robot Sex Doll woman from the Spice Girls still looks good, skinny, and worthy of looking at….which I could have predicted when the Spice Girls happened, because the skinny ones usually age the best, as the ones with the tits usually grow into sloppy messes…

She looks pretty good for someone who is old and who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, back when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…

I don’t understand what the reason Posh is so well maintained…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…

Maybe it’s a money thing, poor bitches are disgusting and eat garbage, they have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days laying down to conserve energet so that you can do all you can to not eat…. Who can be too sure, is she an eating disorder, or just lovely, or is she lovely regardless…

As much as I’m disgusted by women aging, I support aging well…you sort of have to.

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Beckham

2018

17

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Better a Dancer in the Dark for Marie Claire of the Day

Hailey Baldwin in Lace Pants and A Bra

Hailey Baldwin is on the rise, finally, she’s been working hard at it, leveraging from every angle, because I guess she thinks she’s hot and deserves celebrity as a model, or maybe she just knows her friends are ugly and got celebrity as models, so it’s not unlikely that it will happen for her, even if it takes her a little longer to get there..she’ll get there…thanks to not actually having to work because I guess Stephen Baldwin has money from the handful of shitty movies he’s been in…

THAT SAID….

My theory on this is that each of these little rich kids that don’t deserve to be models, and who never worked a day in their life, other than taking handouts, get tired of the hype once they get the hype and fade away to only work on project that are close to their attention seeking hearts – or that pay a ton of money..

So Kendall Dropped, Kylie Dropped, GIGI Dropped…and soon Bella will drop…when bored…making room for this one…and it’s starting..she’s getting magazine covers..

Sure Marie Claire Italy isn’t Vogue, but it’ll get there…the clickbait is real…she’s doing it..

In these photos you can see her dancer body, in dancer poses, because I guess she trained as a dancer growing up…that’s where all her discipline comes…that and the Jesus here weirdo recovering addict who found god father shoved down her throat like it was one of her sexual conquests, like Bieber.

Here is her uneven lip enjection that should be a meme but I’m not influential..

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW