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2018

15

Jan

Elle Fanning’s Workout Erotica of the Day

I don’t know enough about Elle Fanning to write anything interesting or compelling about her. I don’t even think I’ve seen any movies she’s in. I just like that she’s the sister of some Child Star who was exploited hard and earned serious money all before being 14 years old…fascinating – but also convenient for this one who got to just stroll into a career…like she’s strolling in her workout leggings…booty out…all youthful and fit…

I appreciate Hollywood royalty who exist because of the suffering of relatives as no child star comes out of it unscathed…and I appreciate parents who see opportunity with their shitty kids, cuz kids are annoying mooches, make them earn for you and it makes having them not so bad…you know…if anything they make your dreams happen for you..and all it takes is no caring about their mental health…easy to do or justify…especially when seeing how fucked up the world is and how normal high school stundents are…at least theirs will have cash…and if they’re really lucky and it all works, and they have an Elle Fanning of their own, like the back-up daughter who can ride the second wave of success, you’ve sacrificed one you may not have sacrificed, you know you got them the good life…for the benefit of the rest of the family…

Weird dynamic…but we only care about the fitness pants.

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2018

15

Jan

Kelly Rohrbach Topless of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is an official actress now, and in being an official actress, she’s gotta maintain her body, because we all know she’s only getting these acting jobs because movies need hot pussy people want to jerk off to and if you’ve played the scene property, you can be the next Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, you know talentless garbage, decent looking sometimes, but not all that hot girls, who get all the fucking jobs…because movies need pussy…so maintain that hot pussy…

And I guess she’d doing her

PR by showing off her big tits, a lesson she’s learned from her friend Kate Upton, or really any basic logic any half retard who got everything in her life from her tits – knows from a young age – when getting those tits…

Best known for being Pam Anderson in Baywatch movie I hope no one here watched, you depressing humans…BOYCOT that nonsense that should have never got made….but also known as a Sports Illustrated model in one issue, or more importantly Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend because he’s a gay and likes keeping up this Playboy illusion, using these girls, finding one worth promoting….and then starts getting cast in Hollywood…because Weinstein isn’t the only dick that makes careers….it’s just the way it works…as much as everyone wants to fight the world and make it some Sesame Street mutually respect happy place…you still gotta fuck your way to the right meetings…otherwise why the fuck would a dude give you the time of day or help you out….because he wants to see you succeed…get fucking real you dumb fucks dot com.

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2018

15

Jan

Sofia Richie in a Bikini of the Day

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Lionel Richie’s actual daughter -who bangs a 40 year old dude – despite only being 18 – not his clickbait daughter, the adopted one he found in the trash outside one of his concerts in the 80s, who was left there by some crackwhore, making him compelled to make her his own, like a nice guy, only to be forced to deal with some genetically annoying strange kid who mooched off his name years ago, and made a career of her own….can probably do no wrong…because people like their actual kids better than their adopted kids always…

She’s got access to serious bank, but instead of being a positive force in the world, she just travels in luxury with a Kardashian, rocking out on yachts, in bikinis, on private jets, like some obnoxious, over indulgent, cunt who lives a giant carbon footprint, and who likely hates her life, but fucks pretty good thanks to that….

Why why use that evil Kardashian money to do anything but attention seeking on social media and with the paparazzi, just put on that DAMN bikini….and be 18 and a famewhore like all your friends.

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2018

15

Jan

Ariel Winter Sucking It In of the Day

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I assume this Ariel Winter going out with her tits out was the motivation behind her competitor SARAH HYLAND posting those racy bathtub titty flash pics – you know to get a piece of the pie, a piece of the action, a piece of the Modern Family hype…being all like “I may not have tits like Sofia Vergara, or Ariel Winter, but who really does, she’s a freak who cuts off her tits and still has massive tits, how’s that even make sense”…

FEEDING is how that happens, girl just keeps on eating, coupled with hormones being out of sync thanks to being molested, maybe not sexually, but out of sync thanks to being exploited as a child to live out her evil parents dream..

NO child star ends up normal, because it’s not normal to put a kid to work, with a huge audience at a young age…ya know.

But here she is clickbaiting, because child stars love attention….it’s what fuels them, since they have all kinds of money…attention is the most important currency…

Sarah Hyland’s Topless in the Bath Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is doing some celebrating life after having some obscure disease that almost killed her last year, that she won’t identify because it may or may not be real, or it may just be embarrassing, like a drug overdose…or maybe anorexia…or some sort of organ failure from her parents jacking her up with hormone suppressants like a Russian Gymnast so that she didn’t hit puberty, so that she was hireable, so that she could play the kid on a Soap Opera for 20 years and still look like a kid…a modern day Gary Coleman…

Or maybe she’s just off, she’s always looked weird to me…but who cares about that…she’s got a lust for life, a comeback tour, more life in her to give, a sense of being a sex symbol after seeing her fat co-star get famous on social media for slutty, and after being raised by a Hispanic sex worker who pivoted to be the biggest star on TV, rather than a sex worker…and for that reason…she’s posting topless in the bath photos – nipple out obviously…but little tit exposed for the fans…and it’s weird…but a sign of the times…everyone be getting naked everywhere they can….it’s liberating…unless you’re a dude, sending unsolicited dicks pics, in which case it’s sex offense…and the real loser in all this, besides the men, is all the flashers from year gone by, arrested when they were just trying to be free man…

Here’s the weirdness.

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2018

12

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Looking Hot of the Day

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I guess the life lesson is that when you boyfriend dumps your fat, obnoxious, famous and rich ass, after years of being a fucking troll…hit the gym, the surgeon, the botox clinic, the photoshop masters, whoever the fuck you can, and figure out the slutty poses girls are doing, because Demi Lovato…is looking hot…

I still don’t really know much about her, but she pops up all the time over the years and is always pretty shitty looking, but when girl poses like this, ass in the air…I start to care…good hustle girl….I like this marketing, clickbait, instagram influencer attitude.

The more uptight people get about sex assault, rape, the patriarchy, men running business, the sluttier the posing gets…it’s a fucking win.

The most interesting story about her I’ve heard is that her and Miley filmed an underage sex tape in Nashville..lesbians in cowboy boots…it may exist……who knows…who cares…she’s only looking good now…forget the Demi of the past…it’s about the Demi right now.

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2018

12

Jan

Revisiting Britney Getting Salt Water in her Wombat Hole of the Day

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Britney Spears washing her pussy in her bikini, I like to think she’s taking a pee, salt water up in her cooch, probably hoping to feel the burn or the sting, anythimg to feel alive in an other numb life, thanks to being abducted by her own parents – medicated so that she keeps up her earning potential…sad story if you feel for abducted rich women in bikinis, but you don’t….you predator….

This is the highlight of the week….

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2018

12

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sucking Pineapple Dicks of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio has been sucking more than just pineapple dick in efforts to stay fresh and youthful…unless of course there is botox on fillers up in this tropical delight…or maybe the sperm of some obscure Jungle animal…or maybe just the fresh blood of babies she harvests in some tribal ritual…because she’s 100 years old…and looks good…

Must be some kind of witch…

Spooky….

Except for the whole bikini thing…I mean that looks good…

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2018

12

Jan

Lady Gaga’s Saggy Tits of the Day

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Lady Gaga is disgusting, and not just because of her face, but because of everything she represents, embodies…her insecurities from High School for being the loser rich girl who looked like shit…carried into her overcompensation as an adult…trying to be all unique and different, when really just being a hack, stealing ideas from other people, a puppet…who would try so hard to make as much noise as possible…and it worked because the population is crazy and stupid…her songs brainwashing and addictive…penetrating our brains and even when showing her tits…she’s dull…but at least she’s showing her tits…I guess…

I mean there are countless things we could be looking at….

Instead of anything Lady Gaga oriented.

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2018

12

Jan

Emma Roberts Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Prior to Lily Rose Depp, Emma Roberts was my favorite Celebrity child, who is likely a cunt, but who I like regardless of that, because I don”t interact with these people, if they are even people, and not just robots created in a lab designed to manipulate the minds of the general public, creating a social norm that would otherwise never happen if they didn’t have people like this to peddle bullshit into your useless minds…

THAT SAID…

I have no idea why I like Emma Roberts, maybe it’s all the D level movies I’ve seen with her dad, realizing that despite Julia, she comes from a very weird place in Hollywood…yet manages to wear leggings throughout the day…while being skinny…a MODERN day hero.

Emma Roberts in tight Jeans of the Day

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