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2017

20

Oct

Tara Reid’s Panties of the DAy

Tara Reid's Panties

I think it’s safe to say that the highlight of all of our lives – is this picture of zombie Tara Reid’s panties…because Tara Reid is the living dead who was once the hot chick in movies…but years of partying and a set of Wonky tits later, this is what we’re left with…some crackhead looking legs…all starved and perfect to this pervert…she is everything and more…the perfect Halloween decoration to throw cigarette butts at the kids trying to use you for candies…

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2017

20

Oct

Natalie Portman Mom Playing Tennis Badly of the Day

Natalie Portman Mom Playing Tennis

Natalie Portman has a mom of two tit – and it’s hanging out of her shirt while playing tennis, a fetish of mine, my favorite sport, but with tits….being all fancy and white like a good Jewish girl to make the other Jewish girls seem far less hot or interesting to the Jewish men who have to marry them to keep the faith alive….and I guess to the Star Wars nerds who don’t need to be Jewish to appreciate some Natalie Portman..because she was in their creepy virgin world via their religion of their own….Star Wars….

She must be in her 40s by now….with tits spilling all over the place…but they still matter to me…because she’s hot…and because she makes other Jewish girls feel insecure about themselves by setting the bar as something they will never be…I’m talking to you Jewish girl at the grocery store who was a fucking troll bitch rude to the workers because your dad spoiled you and you don’t realize you’re a fucking bratty, entitled monster….that’s about all I have to say about that…oh and that I never saw Black Swan so I don’t know what her

She’s Not Nearly as Hot as she once was…she looks like a midget…

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Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2017

20

Oct

Bella Thorne Trans Raver Weirdness of the Day

Bella Thorne is some mainstream raver chick, who is so Disney about all things, and who is into her raver music, like all these other LA rich kids without a real clue, doing things so contrived and not actually crazy but very LA….because MDMA feels good on a broken soul…and rich kids are prime target for broken souls…

She’s consistently in a bra, or half naked, dancing to shitty commercial EDM….or starting in music videos for these people that make the music her crackhead brain loves so much ….because I guess the DJs all lame and cashing in on a trend are into getting anything with a lot of followers to get half naked in their videos but more importantly to reach the mainstream kids who buy songs on their mom’s iTunes account…it’s the only way to make 100 million a year as a DJ you know…

So milk the disney kid who gets half naked all the time – as hard as you can until she pretty much breaks…

EROTIC really…but I am into her finding anything to fill the emptiness that is her soul…from Penis….to her half naked….put it on your instagram story girl..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

20

Oct

Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty of the Day

Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty

Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire, it’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dudes’ in his 80s and that would make her a product of his later in life marriage / sex….good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way…all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper…

Some Warren Buffet shit…that this little body gets to benefit from…and the ass in jeans is good….and the ass in jeans better be good because she’s rich and her only responsibility in being a vapid, superficial, spoiled brat who was in one movie is to look good…it’s all that matters for that generation of chick…such a waste of billions of dollars really…when girl could be anything but chooses trashy hooker as her spirit animal…

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Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW

2017

20

Oct

Julianne Hough for the Paparazzi of the Day

Julianne Hough for the Paparazzi

Julianne Hough is a Mormon gone bad…she was raised in a Mormon community where there was no sex before marriage, no drinking, no caffeine, no smoking, no swear words, no R-rated movies….but moved to Hollywood and became a half naked chick people jerk off to.

Not only people like you who watch Dancing With the Stars for the boners, but people like Ryan Seacrest, who I know from people I know who have had sex with him, is a tyrant, ass fucking, sleazy fuck who loves cocaine…and I can’t get sued for saying it because it is true…MY sources, girls he has fucked have told me…he even tried to buy one of them bigger tits, and I guess he did buy Sara Underwood tits….crazy

And if you were Ryan Seacrest, you’d probably be a sexual deviant drug addict to..but this isn’t about Seacrest, it’s about Julianne Hough hanging out in that world publicly with a dirty guy, who does dirty things, to dirty sugar baby type girls who think they’ve won the lottery and there’s no way he didn’t do those things to her…

ALSO…I know religious chicks gone bad – and they go real bad…because the religion fucked them up so hard…SO….that should give some perspective while looking at her cameltoe…

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

20

Oct

Dionne Lees the Gymnast with Vitiligo of the Day

Dionne Lees is some Scottish chick who was apparently an international Gymnast with Vitiligo, like she’s some Michael Jackson, only actually white, and who thought her Vitiligo was just a bad tan line, before realizing it was a skin disease, since Scottish people never see the sun and girl was just pasty white her entire life, until catching her first tan and seeing that it was uneven…

Well, like all girls everywhere, she’s embracing her handicap, that isn’t really a handicap and is more of a condition, that I guess isn’t deemed marketable or mainstream, even though there are at least two high fashion models with Vitiligo…and she’s taking ownership on her issue in a “Vitiligo” lives matter…and they do matter…especially when in bikini…

Because Dionne understands clickbait and the importance of a bikini pic, while that bikini pic has a reason, like empowerment for a disorder….and isn’t just shameless..

I like her thinking….and her big spotty titties..

Posted in:Dionne Lees|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Haley Baldwin’s Leather Pants of the Day

Haley Baldwin Leather Pants

Haley Baldwin is such a worthless pile of D-List celebrity shit…

But she’s wearing Leather pants and whenever I see leather pants I think to myself…”WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT SMELL LIKE AFTER A LONG DAY OF DOING NOTHING BEAUSE YOU ARE A NOTHING BUT YOUR DAD WAS IN SOME MOVIES AND YOUR TRUST FUND EXISTS BECAUSE OF THAT”….

I like to see thing brewing…but prefer when it drips down her inner thigh…but really dig whatever shit it probably smells like…you know from all the shit she ate being a Kardashian and Hadid groupie..

She’s not hot, but she’s skinny with a jacked up face, and I guess that makes her CURRENT….

Garbage though….

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Posted in:Haley Baldwin|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Bella Thorne Puffy Nipple of the Day

Bella Thorne Puffy Nipple

Bella Thorne and her puffy nipples were out being crachead, E-Tard, Raver attention seekers because she’s a media manipulator, like all those vine-stars, who ended up getting very famous because they figured out how to manipulate young people into buying into their shit, and in turn they get all the execs trying to reach those young kids to buy into them, motherfuckers getting bought from every angle like a discount fresh to the agency escort who doesn’t realize that 50 dollars a fuck isn’t a lot of money for a fuck…because she’s 18 and her last job was working at SUBWAY…

I know three girls, hot girls, one who is a pornstar now, I don’t know her porn name….but before she was in porn, she was fucking 10 dudes for 100 bucks a dude making 1000 dollars a day…instead of realizing that she could have pulled off that 1000 dollars from just one dude…because she didn’t care that she was just a vehicle to have dicks shoved in her, she also felt she was empowered and the last porn I saw her in was Stepfather themed and I felt a part of something wonderful….and what I am getting at is girls know how to whore out to creepy dudes…to get what they want..it’s hard coded into them…some animal survivalist shit..

That has nothing to do with Bella’s hard nipples, but it’s gotta do with something..I’m just not sure what…

Hot tits though…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Chloe Moretz in a Bikini in “I Love You Daddy” of the Day

Chloe Moretz in a Bikini in "I Love You Daddy"

Chloe Moretz is fat but confident…because she’s getting paid a lot of money to be in her bikini in this movie, or maybe she’s doing it for her career, to seem like a thoughtful talented actress in challenging roles, I have no idea what this movie is about, I just know that she’s fat in a bikini in it and it’s not hot…big isn’t beautiful…I like skinny and tight bodied with some musculature, you know…..toned bikini body…not big and flat chested..

But her fans are pervert weirdos into comic books, and they’ve likely already jerked off to this, and I figure I’ll revisit it…because this Hollywood done gone fat, where hotter chicks are in our everyday lives, is not giving the hotter chicks in our lives the insecurity and unrealistic expectations we need them to have..they are all like “these celebs aren’t as hot as me”…making them think they are hotter than they are….it’s a terrible dynamic…

Fat isn’t hot in bikini

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2017

19

Oct

Ariel Winter Hard Nipple of the Day

Ariel Winter Hard Nipple

This is a good start, cover that face, neckless creature from TV hell I fear will climb out of my screen and eat all my food…..

Ariel Winter is a dumpy pig, it’s a look, it’s trendy, she’ll act like she doesn’t care, yet she’s in the gym everyday trying to not be dumpy pig, even though it’s trendy, because fat girls, despite acting empowered, hate being fat, I mean all fat people hate being fat, that’s why they starve themselves, just not very well, because they end up eating 3 times as much after they do, all humiliated and crying into the baked goods..and if you go to any gym, you’ll see that most of the people there are fat, trying to not be fat, but still fat.

Doesn’t matter, her selfie has a hard nipple and people, I am assuming people with no taste, but who watched her grow up on the internet and are creeps, really dig it….or maybe that’s just what the marketing people brainwashed the fans of the show to think…sexualize the youngin…even though she’s not hot…who know…the world is weird…

Ariel Winter Hard Nipple

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW