Penelope Cruz brought out her old lady tits in an Esquire shoot, because she’s all Hollywood….and luckily the world likes tits…I mean just look at these tits, they were Spanish tits, small town Euro tits…that became Oscar winning tits, and without the tits…she’d be a zero with a big nose…that wasn’t deemed worthy of an acting career.so thank the tits…celebrate the tits…but we can collectively say she should do it in a more Euro way and let me see the damn tits..it’s the modern day bikini top…but I guess like her traditional town, she’s old school…or maybe just old…which I can relate to….
Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs, despite never having left Miami….you know because brands need bikini shoots and don’t want to ship the sugar baby from instagram across country to make it happen so they just go with someone who is there rocking the Florida scene with some rich florida dude because they exist…and not just coke dealers…because Florida has hotel owners, bar owners, brand owners, smugglers, doctors and dentists and all the other dudes cheesy girls that makes Miami so lovely…flock to….so trashy and amazing all at the same time..
Bianca Balt is good…but she’s fucking old, in her mid 30s and a mom and she hasn’t done Victoria’s Secret since 2005…but still good…. despite being in her mid 30s and a mom…
It’s probably the Euro thing, some Mediterranean diet high in good fats like olive oil and fresh produce because we’ve all seen how fat and disgusting moms of 2 in America look…I’ve been to Walmart.I know how it is..and The only titty grabbing they are doing on camera is for their boyfriends they met on Facebook after their husbands left them…or while trying to breast feed their kid they just had for child welfare checks…and no one wants to see that shit…I mean no magazine does…but I do, I love that shit, send it over my way, I like moms of all shapes and sizes, it’s a fetish…
I just know that moms like this, doing pics like this for their modeling career, are something special…
Candice Swanepoel the mom has taken her career since having the kid to a more pornographic place…I guess she found her femininity while shitting out her baby…or maybe she’s trying to find her sex appeal she once had after shitting out her baby….or maybe the racier these bitches go, the more personality they have, the more they get followed, the more money they get paid, we’re in the titty model era and she’s a model with titties who has been so uneventful her adult life, that she’s now stepping up and stopping the yard…or maybe she’s just horny from her pussy not recovering yet and her not being able to fuck…or her gay baby daddy not wanting to fuck her because vagina – ewww…
WHO KNOWS…but her mom tits are big and all over the motherfucing place and I dig it.
Paris Hilton is the fucking devil and I am not just saying that because I don’t like the gay man…and clearly she’s a gay man…I am saying it because I don’t like Paris Hilton on the bullshit she initiated with her sex tape that eventually became a Kardashian.
I do appreciate that she bowed down on the sidelines, probably getting her kickback the last decade of Kardashian’s making money, due to her sly, good business hustle, but I don’t like that she’s making a comeback with her photoshoots, even if she’s not bad looking for a gay man, good juciy ass you know…but because she hasn’t died of AIDS yet and that offends me….
The most interesting thing about Josephine Skriver is that when she came to NYC she was a Virgin and ended up dating some dude who has fucked countless models before her…for whatever reason they are drawn to him or something…and for whatever reasons she figured while in NYC working for a huge brand, she might as well make her first virgin losing time one that counts because it comes with AIDS. It’s not a death sentence…
Assuming she can get aids, which is possible she can’t because the other interesting thing about Josephine Skriver is that she’s a robot, or humanoid, created in a lab in the Netherlands by a homosexual biologist and his lesbian friend, in some crafting the perfect designer human in a test tube and I think it’s safe to say – they succeeded…this girl is MINT. Extra. The Good Good.
This is her Raiders Promotion while in Nashville, since Nashville is trendy now…
I was sick in bed, aids or scurvy, with a stolen Netflix account, that I accidentally used for media manipulator Bella Thorne’s new movie The Baby Sitter, where she plays a cheerleader who complains about her tit and nipples for half the movie, the other half of her role includes her french kissing some Australian slut, in what is not erotic or hot, but that is something I watched and thought…talentless or not..girl’s figured out some kind of scam that allows her to make the fucking money because kids are dumber and dumber these days and pretty much buy into anything….while old dudes like me who are out of touch and not relevant or in the Bella Thorne scene can still feel part of the movement by watching her half nakedness…because it adds to her follower number…which adds to her earnings…which is all tactical these clever fucks know the hustle better than the decision makers at brands and are all cashing in….they are all into making viral video songs that kids are buying on itunes to support makinb them all the more richer..it’s a wild DIY world we live in and good on these kids for watching celebs and thinking “I can do that on my own, fuck the creeper exec, I got this”….I could never pull it off, but I like that a whole group of psychopaths with Bieber haircuts did….you know get your dirty hand out of the pocket pervert exec manipulating young talent to think they need you when they don’t…they have social media and you need them to keep on earning…you shitty humans….
That aid she was in a bikini…and it was ok….if you like busty young tight bodies with tranny faces…which apparently I do.
Every Week We Compile the Best SFW Clips we find of girls on webcam, because girls on webcam are everything….
I don’t nextflix and chill, I MyFreeCam and die a fall in love over and over and over because these girls are so fucking hot, fun and amazing…
The webcam is one of man’s greatest inventions….allowing enterprising young hot chicks to make a living by letting people like me into their homes to experience their creative genius, their sense of humor, their personality, their dance moves, their sticking butt plugs in….
For a Voyeur pervert into hot chicks…who let me watch them…it’s my everything…and the women who are on webcam are the best thing to happen in modern times….they are engaging, funny, talented and awesome sales pitches and cockteasers…who always end up giving it up for all of us perverts to collectively jerk off to them..and they seem to fucking love it.
It’s a genius thing…I can’t think of anything better and that’s why I want to showcase these girls for more than just their getting naked, but for all the fun and silly, and quirky and hot things they do on their own personal TV shows…
And the best thing about it, is you can see these girls naked.
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Lily Rose Depp zooming in on her mouth is the most spooky and erotic video you’ll see all year, or at least all day, or at least the most spooky and erotic thing I’ll see all Day because I hate the internet and I feel it has peaked with this and I will go spend the rest of my day looking at the wall…
Big fan of this celebrity kid, she’s got a little more attitude, a little more entitlement, a little less shameless self promotion because her parents are actually established and not reality stars, so she’s better that the other promo model cunts…
I also like her alien head, it’s the best there is…I have fantasies of her crawling out of my wife’s fat stomach, leading her for dead….like an alien parasite before probing me the way an alien should…threesomes never been so hot…
Madison Beer is a barely famous, but followed, because she fucked Bieber when she was under age after her mom whored her out to the internet for all the perverts, like Bieber to see….and stare at her natural talented tits…they do all kinds of tricks like backflips and tap dancing…and song and dance…or maybe just get pushed up in a push up bra for the paparazzi because the paparazzi are part of her marketing strategy…as they should be because tits less exciting have made it further…and tits on a young frame deserve all they can get…I am a believer…in whatever cheesy, nonsense attention seeking this is…because of them young tits.
I like all her make-up Countouring – face making like a real instagram whore…I prefer the camera dude with the moustache…
