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2017

12

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Tits and an Old Lady of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence brought her tits, that are great tits, I’ve seen em, you’ve seen em, we’ve all seen them in her strategic leaked nudes, that made her a more interesting character, who was still overrated and annoying, overly celebrated and awarded, hired for too many jobs, but the nudes, made her more tolerable…for every irritating thing she did, or Oscar she was nominated for for playing herself…in every role, just different costumes…I could look to the nudes and say…OK..It’s ok…great tits.

She’s at an event with a 90 year old French movie director woman, who I guess broke down boundaries and is now promoting her documentary on traveling through france painting portraits of people….

I guess it’s a PR move for her, support women in the industry, act like she cares, maybe her weirdo boyfriend made her go…who knows…but she’s there and all she has to say for herself is “look how much taller I am than this old bitch”…because ultimately, she’s an old lady mocking cunt.

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2017

12

Oct

You Can See Elle Fanning’s Bra on Set of the Day

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Elle Fanning is working on a Woody Allen movie…where she wore a white blouse and a floral printed bra that you can see through said blouse….and the rumor is that Woody chose her outfit himself…he likes them young, usually his adopted daughter, but a hired version who is less asian, but still young enough to pull off what he needs for his art…you know because that’s how male run hollywood works…it’s just one big porno masked with Disney level marketability…

It’s one of those “he’s a genius but he’s Roman Polanski, but he’s a genius does it matter that he’s Roman Polanski..”….

People who aren’t creepy don’t get into Hollywood to become power players….

The world is about finding ways to get laid…even the Rolling Stones started the band to get pussy…it’s the number 1 motivator…and when you’re a neurotic Jewish man like Woody ALlen, you need an angle to get pussy…so you best excel at whatever it is you do…to get pussy…even if the adopted daughter pussy was almost like shooting a fish in a barrel… you know what I mean..

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Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2017

12

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Fat Girl Workout Video of the Day

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Everyday, Ariel Winter posts a workout video, yet she’s still fat….in a time when her metabolism is at its highest…which makes no sense other than that she can’t fight the inevitable…or that you can’t workout enough if you’re destined to be 400 pounds…and that if you eat the all you can eat buffet every night cuz you’re rich…you can workout all day it aint gonna do shit…

I assume, she’s doing this fitness thing as it is in contract with the TV SHOW that she can’t become a fat fuck…even though she is a fat fuck…and this is her proving her work so she doesn’t get pay cut or killed off the show…

Or maybe she’s polarizing her size as muscle mass, body positivity, or whatever lie she’s doing.

I just know there is nothing hot in this workout, this is not the workout I’d be on the eliptical jerking off in my sweatpants to…

But it happened…and she wants you to see it….it’s like “I’m not fat, I work out”…and at least she’s not just posting pics of her eating cake..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW|Videos

2017

12

Oct

Sia Titty Flash of the Day

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Sia has a Good Tit…that she should be using for her videos rather than some dance mom’s dance TV show…reality star 12 year old she used in all her videos that we all know at least one dude jerked off to…that leotard…even if it has innocent intentions…it shouldn’t have happened…there are too many creeps out there and it was irresponsible of her…

Especially since she has the good tit…that could be used instead…

Posted in:SFW|SIA

2017

11

Oct

Lea Michele’s Topless in Bed of the Day

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I don’t know if Lea Michele topless in bed is considered erotica…or if it is even seen as hot to anyone with a penis who isn’t into things with a penis…but it is National Coming Out day, so what better way to ease into your homosexuality that by looking at this trans woman, who was cultivated into being a woman by her stage parents thanks to her voice…they knew there was more money in it this way…good old fashioned enterprising people…right…RIGHT.

I am assuming someone may like this, I’m just more into seeing the genitals to see what’s actually going on here, I mean she’s actingall excited, like she’s finally got her period, you know to prove she’s transitioned…

It’s weird…but those face fillers won’t fool me..but you can see nipple…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

11

Oct

Julianne Hough For Health Magazine of the Day

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Julianne Hough is in Health magazine, because of course she is, she’s a fucking dancer, a professional fucking dancer, who dances all fucking day, and with that comes fitness…

She’s irritating, all Disney-like, cheesy as fuck, and I know she’s dirtier than she lets on…

But I find her a disappointment, not because she’s not naked in this shoot, which is disappointing, but because she’s not naked in her public life….because to me… all professionally trained dancers I support or appreciate are the ones who haven’t been able to find mainstream success as a dancer, which is most of them, there aren’t that many jobs in the space…

She banged Seacrest, another fake fuck who is a coke loving anal fucking pervert…so I assume she’s naughty…but not as naughty as she should be…as she was destined to be…entitled brat really…and here are the pics from that shoot..

SHE ALSO LEFT SOMETHING SOMEWHERE IN FITNESS GEAR…

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

11

Oct

Minka Kelly’s Workout Booty of the Day

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Minka Kelly is parts unknown, I really can’t place her, I am assuming she’s some actress pushing 40 trying to prove she’s still got hotness in her leggings, thanks to extreme squatting because whatever we’re looking at is muscular, perky, round and lovely…and I guess knowing who Minka Kelly is doesn’t matter, when you can stare at her ass…which may not matter either but it’s better than other parts of her…so like fucking a fat girl with big tits, focus on the good she has to offer…that’s what she wants you to do..otherwise she wouldn’t be posing like this.

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2017

11

Oct

Madelaine Petsch in Cosmo of the Day

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She’s the new generation’s Bella Thorne…because Bella Thorne is dead in a raver drug filled pool of piss and the world needs a new sexually charged redhead to take on all the redhead fetishes that most people don’t actually have, unless the redhead is this kind of redhead and not terrifying GINGER redhead, the fire crotch that contrasts with the pink pussy in an aggressive and disgusting way.

She’s Cheryl Blossom on Riverdale, one of the worst shows ever, but what it comes down to is that I would fuck Madelaine Petsch. She s RILF…a redhead I would like to fuck, rather than the redhead I would assume is a demon spawn of the devil and that should be left in the woods to fend for herself like Willow…that is what happened to Willow isn’t it? I don’t remember, I just know Redheads are terrible unless they are the good kind…the RILFs…like Madelaine Petsch…

Posted in:Madelaine Petsch|SFW

2017

11

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld Piano Erotica of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld posted this Piano erotica, you know playing her piano she probably doesn’t know how to play with her feet, for the foot fetishists, because she’s been in the industry her entire life, she’s totally dialed into the industry, and knows that creepy men with creepy fetishes are the reason a girl makes it in the industry…so show leg girl..a leaned up version of what she was…because I guess she also knows that being fat, although marketable today, it’s trendy today, is disgusting and no one actually likes it…so she got fit, looks good, play me more music with your feet girl…from movies to popstar to proving it’s not that hard to lure people once you’re there…in a hiked up skirt..good job.

Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2017

11

Oct

Kate Upton Sloppy Tit Comeback Tour of the Day

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Kate Upton is an overrated sloppy titted over exposed, played out, old, washed up, but still sloppy titted, pile of bullshit…but that doesn’t stop Sports Illustrated from making clickbait videos of her…

The footage could be old, who knows, it’s not that complex of a video, a video that works out nicely for everyone involved, it gets SI back on the map, Kate Upton talked about, and that’s really all they are here for..

She may just be some rich kid with a big titty dream of using her family money to make that big titty dream a reality, by showing off the big titty…

A dream that thanks to her big titty turned out to be an attainable dream, and all it took was some sloppy natural tits and the right angling with the right magazine at the right time to get that fan base locked in…

Locked in thanks to people being perverts blinded by the tits.

She’s now in movies, an actual celebrity, and all it took was big tits, that even when the rest of her caught up to the tits, and made her a big sloppy mess, and her tits were big enough to tuck into her boxers…she still gets people watching because we are all big titty loving perverts and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

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