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2017

29

Aug

Ariel Winter Pig in a Sports Bra of the Day

Ariel Winter is so innovating and interesting as a celebrity child star who was used by her parents, then turned 18, and used by herself, as she protested in a teen angst rebellion, by slutting the fuck out for social media, pissing everyone around her off, but the execs at Modern Family, because the more scandal she gets the higher the ratings…from cutting off her tits pervs jerked off to while she was under 18, only for them to grown back shaped better at 18…in what I assume was designed to offset her gut because she’s fat, not too fat yet, but will be….even if she’s trying to pretend she’s not in her tight clothes, squeezing into pants too small for her, wearing fitness gear, all while being a pig..

It’s fascinating how far delusions can go when you’re a kid with a lot of money who has been coddled your whole life..the haters don’t phase you because you’re so built up…you know…crazy person…

But then again, at least she’s trying to turn this chubby around and get fit, that’s more than the body positive porkers are doing, this one knows – she knows – fit is better and may pull through…there’s still hope for her…just hope they can give neck extensions to make her less neckless and creepy like some kind of fisher price toys...

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2017

29

Aug

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid has hard nipples as she walks down the streets for the paparazzi that she obviously called on herself – because she is part of the movement of shameless rich cunt who just wants fame and an audience of her own – to sell product or to push product to – for a lot of money – because they are rich – and like money – while other people clearly like giving them money…in this new era of model – that is less about the poor immigrant cultivated by the modeling agency and exploited and more about the instagram personality everyone wants to be featured by – even if she’s not hot, traditional looking, or a model..

I just don’t understand why anyone is paying these idiots to do anything, they have money, don’t need money, and would do it for free just to be part of something bigger than just being a trust fund baby…

This one looks weirder and weirder everyday – but has great tits and hard nipples – which along with an IG Following – makes people like Victoria’s Secret excited to use to leverage and to try to get as much publicity as they can from her…

TITS.

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2017

29

Aug

Alice Ripley See Through of the Day

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Alice Ripley is wearing the see through dress you didn’t want to see today…but then again it’s less about the dress…and more about the person wearing the dress that makes the dress unworthy of being looked at…so stop blaming the dress and instead blame the woman, who is rumored to be an actress, who is clearly shameless and a weirdo who thinks it’s ok for her to wear something see through, despite looking like she’s about to explode, in this body POS, age POS, everyone is a sexual being because everyone is a pervert world we live in…and I actually don’t hate this, it’s just not hot in a traditional way, just hot in my pervert watching her way..

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2017

29

Aug

Katharine McPhee in a Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee, or a chubby version of Katharine McPhee, made her way out in a bikini to either continue riding the leaked nudes scandal of last week, because she likes the attention and all it took was a little pussy pictures, that she basically admitted were her pussy when she had her lawyers come at all our sites that posted the nudes…something she would have been better off just letting live on the internet, and simmer on the internet, because if you didn’t see the images, they were of her pussy reduction surgery, we’re talking labia with open sores, panties with blood stains, I guess documenting the healing process of the extra lip chop…and it was fucking disturbing…not to mention, even with the scabbed up cunt, she did look better than she does in these pics, so she clearly needs a new strategist working on her team helping her out with her tactics…I would apply, but I prefer pussy that hasn’t been sawed off violently….even if it is done with laser….you can make a pussy less meaty through surgery…but that doesn’t change the meaty pussy DNA.or the “phantom” labia the kind of girl willing to get vagina surgery deals with …it’s on a pyschological level…you know crying in her bed holding her knees looking at her cunt in a mirror saying “I feel it flapping, I feel it flapping”…even if there’s nothing left to flap, just leather, scarred up beef jerky…you know..

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2017

29

Aug

Jennifer Connelly Yellow Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Connelly is in a Yellow bikini and despite being in her late 40s, she’s still not fat, still has tits, and although her not being fat requires working out, and her tits aren’t as substantial as they once were, it’s the aging process, she looks better than most aging women I see at the park doing yoga or fitness, even the hard bodied ones, because I guess those ones aren’t rich hollywood trash who have never actually worked, besides some movies they were overpaid doing, allowing the life of lazy and life of luxury, where the one thing they have to do is not get too old in case they need to act again to get paid again to pay for bullshit mansions again…

Not to mention, she’s probably married and has kids with some rich dudes, furthering the retired at 25 life she’s lived the last 20 years…because it’s good or lucrative to be a woman who has mainstream stamp of approval..it makes you hotter, more desirable, and makes men pay more for you…so that you can vacation everyday..you know.

But then again, maybe she’s the earner on the pile of money and her man is her K-Fed..it happens, just not to me…who cares..bikini

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2017

29

Aug

Demi Rose – Who the Fuck Is That – in a Bikini of the Day

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Demi Rose is some UK Kardashian from instagram, reminding the world that the UK is capable of producing big titty piles of trashy shit, that they can put into bikinis and pawn off to their soccer stars, it’s really their expertise…because when you think of UK babes from the last two decades, they’ve all been trashy Glamour girls who get half naked and celebrated by the tabloids….she’s just more modern and Kardashian than a Katie Price Jordan and her money went into her comical fake ass…something that I guess would be comical fake tits a decade ago…but the British are so sophisticated, refined and evolved…or some shit..

I never post on this girl, but I see her all the time in the media now, and it’s like WHY…who cares…but then I remember the UK have a weird thing with woman, into tranny, all because they are all a bunch of fags, you can tell by their accents…

Disgusting.

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2017

29

Aug

Sarah Hyland Bikini Top of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is less weird looking than I normally think she is….when she’s in a bikini….

That logic applies to all girls…

Always…

Fact….

I should write a book on this research.

BEST SELLER LIKE A KARDASHIAN…right…

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2017

29

Aug

Courtney Stodden is 23 Now of the Day

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Lol.

Apparently the “teen bride” who was 40 at the time, is officially 23 years old today…because it is her birthday, so everyone….praise one of the most important people who has entered our lives…through tabloids…being ultimately irrelevant.

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2017

28

Aug

Claudia Schiffer in a Bikini on a Yacht of the DAy

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Claudia Schiffer is in a bikin on a yacht – because she is and will forever be Claudia Schiffer. A german, possibly another experiment in eugenics, a product of the aryan race program Hitler initiated, but still looking good at 100, because growing up, she was the one I was into…not that Cindy Crawford all america with a gross mole bullshit, I liked the more perfect, interesting looking one…who you can’t argue isn’t hotter than Cindy Crawford, even in their old lady years…

Maybe we should do a Mayweather McGreggor style mud wrestle to see who comes out on top – for old times – cuz apparently people like bitch fights…you know a little “ballet” dance for the fools willing to pay

All this to say, was a fan, still a fan, even if she’s looking a little ZOMBIE…as most woman pushing 100 do…But this Throwback to what was…20 fucking years ago…makes it better.

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2017

28

Aug

The VMAs Happened and No One Cared of the Day

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There was a time I would have at least considered live-tweeting the VMAs, not because I was ever into the VMAs but because you, the people are…

But we live in an era of no cable, proven this past weekend when the overhyped Mayweather fight happened and at least 50 people I follow on instagram streamed it from wherever they were…

It made for an almost inspirational moment where I realized that together we could really put all these big businesses out of business, I mean not facebook, but everyone else, if we just worked together…instead of hating each other…I mean we should all pay into one cable bill, 200 dollars divided by 350 million people per month, a fraction of a cent a year each…and just have one channel streaming at a time…you know working together for a utopia we don’t need to ever work or pay bills in…

But instead we see assholes making 700 million dollars in some comedy act that they knew they were trolling….and people buy into it…like taxes…because people are morons…

I realize I am ranting here, but the point of the story is that cable TV is useless, produced content useless, live events celebrating useless people in useless things, promoting uselessness, in what is just a mastabatory pile of shit, even just a promo tour to get idiots to buy into this bullshit entertainment industry they created to distract us…is just garbage I don’t like to participate in. It’s blockbuster. I am just more into watching the women who live this famous life, love this famous life, want more attention, fight for attention, and attempt to get more attention because attention makes them thrive…

It’s all so stupid…but lets see who was there…who showed up…and if they are worthy of jerking off to….the whole amazing post by resident goddess can be seen HERE

I can assure you – nothing of importance happened here….

Heidi Klum was there with some rockin’ old lady tits and body that make no sense – must be eugenics….