Emma Roberts is one of the better celebrity kids who made a career of her own – because her celebrity parent was the best Oscar Winner turned washed up B-List celebrity trying to make drug money in the worst straight to DVD pieces of shit….something I wish happened to most Oscar Winners like Jennifer Lawrence, but she wouldn’t have executed it as cool…
I find her cute, or fun, or funny, or I don’t fucking know…skinny maybe, it’s probably that she’s skinny, and appreciate that she’s made it, despite her aunt being Julia Roberts, making making it pretty easy, but I also appreciate her flexbility.
Jojo is here teaching all you girls a VERY valuable lesson and that is that if you say “I’m such a fame whore attention seeker looking to seduce on the social media”…or “I’m so basic”…which is the scaled down version of that…you know the “sarcasm, or calling herself out tactic of attention seeking, while being a fame whore attention seeker, trying to show off her body….it makes it all ok….even though it was all ok when she was doing the fame whoring…without justification, or calling herself out.
Keep up the good work ghetto child star turned whatever she is.. fame whore with less fame whoring…
Rumer Willis went to the waterpark and no one drowned her for being a sea monster they assumed was there to eat the kids….so they took a pic to celebrate…and she’s in a bikini…reminding me and I guess you because you’re here with me…that plastic surgery can save a bitch, or at least make her a solid fuckable, not that Rumer Willis was ever not fuckable, sure she had a bit of a potato head, but her parents are famous and rich and a enough reason to want to K-Fed her…
The plastic surgery just makes her a little less disgusting, or sea creature at the waterpark you try to drown.
Lily Rose Depp is my favorite of the young celebrity daughters and I have no issue with her using her celebrity name, parents, access, trust fund, for shameless self promotion, because all these girls are bred the same, and really all girls her age and generation are bread the same, they are out there for the IG fame, hot bodied they are willing to show off, and in some cases, not in Lily Rose Depp’s case, not even hot bodied and still willing to show off…
I am not a Johnny Depp fan, but Edward scissor hands is good times, but not nearly as good of a time as this Lily Rose Depp looks…
I mean…how is she even real….I am not overly excited about any girl ever, but this face, this body, it’s just on another level..
KEEP IT COMING SO WE CAN KEEP IT COMING – GIRL…
She is obviously the next big thing…all little and hot…
Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH…
Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her.
Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits.
I love that we live in an era where all girls, including big and famous creepy but still kinda hot despite looking like they were on hormone therapy and malformed, like Sarah Hyland, can turn to their social media channels for some male attention, and post their massive box…
It’s like “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BOX”…something all the girls do, but Sarah Hyland is just a little more literal, I guess since she’s a rich and famous chick she doesn’t need to post up her labia and can stick to the cardboard version.
Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone…
I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim…
It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis…
She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn.
Here’s some Mariah Carey in some weird photoshoot that makes her face look a little like a bull dog, but I guess that is what happens when you’re an over the top rich woman with an ego so huge she likely thinks she’s god…which probably makes for interesting sex….and not just because she’s got monster tits that go with her middle aged weight gain issues she tries to barely hide…but because she’s a fucking crazy person…
This reminds me of a boudoir set a fat wife gets her truck driving husband at the small town strip mall in the early 90s…you know…trashy…but maybe everything reminds me of that….because I missed the glory days of women trying to save marriages through semi professional slutty photoshoots with middle aged failed photographer perverts who once worked at sears doing portraits but always wanted to experience the woman form…and the art that comes with it…like most instagram photographers today…
It’s just that a spread pussy selfie on the toilet is wonderful to me, but it doesn’t take nearly the same level of thought or effort, especially in an era where slutty shoots weren’t an all day everyday thing…
Jennifer Lopez doesn’t look like Jennifer Lopez in this photoshoot for Paper magazine, thanks to being hold, photoshopped, re-built with face fillers to keep her taught hispanic skin aging nicely, you know combined with all her expensive creams and baby fetuses she orders from the mother country to bathe in, girl will keep on going…and her fans will fucking celebrate accordingly…because they are loyal, she is their beacon of hope, and despite being average at best of a performer, even patronizing, but pandering, brainwashing and manipulating…she can’t do wrong…they are committed to her and she’s just keep cashing in…
You can tell it’s Jennifer Lopez because it’s so fucking flashy, loud and all things she is, that’s how people notice her..
I just don’t know where she’s hiding her 50 but fit ass…that’s what made her, that’s what you want to make it you want to jerk off to her, it’s like all the pics should be of her ass…it has worked for her, and continues to work for her, but only one pic…seems like a rip off, probably something anyone who bought ticket to a J.Lo show probably feel.
Tommy Lee is dating some instagrammer named Brittany Furlan, who I actually follow, yet feel like I’ve never heard of her, because I guess IG doesn’t feed me every whore I follow on the regular, and I guess my brain doesn’t register random sluts I follow when I was drunk, but I do follow her, and I guess that makes her my friend, one sided friend, since she doesn’t follow me back and since I am just 1 of her millions of followers reminding me how insignificant I am…
That said, the honeymood sex tape, cure of hepatitis, rocker Tommy Lee who must be hundred, and who must have fucked thousands of women at this point in the game, was traveling with her and they both left the commercial airline bathroom, because it is assumed they fucked, her got sucked off, they did a line of coke together….who really cares, we’ve seen dude fuck Pam Anderson 20 years ago…this is not shocking, life changing, or that interesting…
I see regular girls who are horny little monsters all fucking day, every fucking day, everyday girls fucking in bushes in the park, jerking off in cars, it’s out of control – porn generation shit…that just seems logical when the girl involved looks like a porn chick and the dude involved is already a seasoned pornstar in his spare, rich as fuck, rockstar time off…I mean…that’s the whole point of being a rockstar…
Amazing the places social media can take you…I mean…without it..she’d probably still be working the strip club somewhere, not fucking rockstars…
