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2017

21

Aug

Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lily Beckinsale is 18, but like her mom, Kate Beckinsale, she’s on some vampire shit and looks 20 years younger than she is, and when dealing with an 18 year old, that’s just fucking creepy, yet she posts the bikini pics anyway, because she’s a liberated woman and it is her right to put herself out there however she wants, she is empowered and I’m sure most of you are thankful of that…because of the whole looking 20 years younger than she actually is….this isn’t overly racy, but feels so wrong…then you have to remember that she know what’s she’s doing, her family is pushing her and she’s using her mom’s name because her Dad Charlie Sheen….has AIDS..or something…

All these half naked attention seekers…

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2017

21

Aug

Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney brings the olympic dreams…not quite as well as Lindsey Vonn did in the recent leaked nudes of hers all thick legged and ready to go skiing for her sponsors / black boyfriends who she likes to get banged out by thanks to a larger left labia and an sturdy fucking athletic thigh that can take a beating…but Olympic none the less…you know no longer underage for the creeps, recently turned thick, because that’s the trend in girls these days, all cock teasing as she’s done since day one, because that’s just the kind of attention seeker she is…Olympic gold was just a way to build an audience of men into jerking off to her…and it’s weird because she started that cheeky half naked teasing early on in her underage fame and it always made me feel awkward, but now at 20, fair game big titty you don’t normally seen on gymnasts shamelessness I appreciate…

Looking like Kyle / Bruce Jenner – face injections or whatever…taking the Olympic dream to the now…

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2017

21

Aug

Chloe Bennet Spitting on Herself and Flashing Nipple of the Day

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She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…”But then I realize it’s Comic Book shit…and that makes money…people fucking love Comic Book Shit…for whatever reason, even people who don’t read and never did read comic books love this comic book shit, and I just think the whole thing is ridiculous…mainly because the production budgets of these shows are so bootleg, some Xena Warrior Princess level of shit….worse than most pornos but people still watch. Weird..

Well, the slut of the show is spitting on herself and possibly flashing nipple and that in and of itself should be enough for your pervert Chloe Bennett loving ass…fet life for life you weirdo…

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2017

21

Aug

Britney Spears Tight Body Sings Bonnie Raitt of the Day

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Britney Spears gave the people something to talk about this past weekend in vegas, because her ass looks fucking amazing….and I guess because she sang for the first time in her career, like actually sang into a microphone and people were just so blown away by that fact, that this broken woman in her late 30s, a pawn to her family, still earning money to pay K-Fed the Genius his alimony, set for life motherfucker….because normally she’s too medicated to actually sing, and just does song and dance lip syncing..

I don’t think her singing of Bonnie Raitt’s song is that great, but 100,000 people watched it…and claim that it was some standout Britney performance…which I guess isn’t saying much.

I just think her body is fucking great, that ass, mom of two, with the banged out pussy, so good…

I’d like to give her something to talk about, like “How did I let this K-Fed Situation happen twice, that Jesus Martinez was just so seductive with his back-up dancer limp dick moves”….you know…cuz I like her…or at leat her body…she’s Britney Bitch….

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2017

18

Aug

Helen Hunt Bikini of the Day

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Helen Hunt is an overpaid actress who isn’t hot, but who is definitely old and has probably been jerked off to by people who watched Mad About You, Paul Riser, and other execs who helped give her a career…

Seeing her in a bikini on the beach, not really my dream, but it happened, and check out those big old lady tits….exciting…to no one…but weirdos…like you.

Maybe you’re more into her daughter Martha Hunt in some bullshit camapaign because she’s got thin model legs…and gets paid…but I guess it’s easy when your mom is Helen Hunt…

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2017

18

Aug

Diane Kruger in a Bikini of the Day

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Diane Kruger old lady bikini bro….all 41 years old and still looking hot…

Diane Kruger….is also…German…which seems to be the hub for hot 40 year olds that are hot…I wonder why (eugenics)…

Unless she doesn’t actually look good, and I am just delusional, buying into the hype, blinded by some brain washing…marketing…the same reason people like fast food….and other hyped nonsense…people buy into…like TESLAs…and other Elon Musk scams…

You know what I am saying here, cuz I don’t…

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2017

18

Aug

Claudia Schiffer Slutty in Vogue of the Day

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Claudia Schiffer spread leg bro….

Sure not really but enough for me to remember the early 90s when she was the hottest german thing to happen since Milli Vanilli, you know before he killed himself, something we all should have done if we had realized how life was going to work out for us….but not Claudia Schiffer…built like some Eugenics…genetic modification…nazi strategic breeding…you know….why else does she look like this…

100 years old, or 46 isn’t supposed to be this magical…or maybe it is and I’ve just come to terms with it…or maybe it’s just nostalgia…from an era before this shit was annoying and everywhere…when jerking off to a magazine was just jerking off to a magazine…

Anyway….

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2017

18

Aug

Nicole Eggert Hiking of the Day

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When Baywatch is no more…and all you can see is the all you can eat buffet…

When you quit the speed to stay in shape and hit the bakery…

When you stop working out due to “injury”….and blow the fuck up…but not in the way you’d want your Baywatch career to take you…

When you blame it on your hormones, or your thyroid, but really you’re just drinking every night….because you’re a sad broken girl who looked like this…

AND NOW LIKE THIS…..

Interesting, if you find hot chicks getting obese interesting, and not disgusting….when it is actually disgusting…terrifying….it may not be news that she’s fat…if you follow Nicole Eggert, but I don’t…and whenever I see pics of her, I laugh…reminded of all the hot chicks turned fat before her…

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2017

18

Aug

Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the Day

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I like white bathing suits…

I don’t care who Pixie Lott is or what she’s about…

I like the white bikini….because white bikinis are a fetish…if you’re a pervert…who like see through fabrics on genitals and buttholes..

I’ll never forget every single white bikini I’ve seen because I’ve masturbated to each one..from the first pussy lip and bush seen through the wet white fabric….to this….always supportive of the cause

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2017

18

Aug

Katie Holmes is a Robot of the Day

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I also say that haggard Katie Holmes is a robot who was built in creepy Tom Cruise’s basement…and she’s aging terribly…so she was designed for his Scientology needs…and now no one with upgrade her firmware…and she’s melting…fast…

I used to think I was joking, but then one day I saw her in the park in Montreal filming, and she actually looked better than you see in these pictures, tall, almost good looking, classy, but still old…

I was walking my dog…and she looked at him…the cutest pug ever…and she didn’t even crack a smile..

Maybe the BOTOX, maybe other issues…but ultimately…if you can’t smile at pugs…you are the DEVIL…