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2017

17

Aug

Ashley Benson’s Thighs Be Rubbing Together of the Day

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Ashley Benson, who you may know as some teen starlet from some TV show that mattered enough to make her hugely famous on social media by a bunch of 14 year olds who have no business being on social media but that are babysat by social media because their parents are too busy doing whatever they can to have their kids get the fuck out of their hair….so they just get them face injections for their birthdays and they give them their privacy to fuck themselves on snapchat hoping they one day become a Kardashian…or find a rich guy to give them the life they deserve..

I digress…Ashley Benson..Busty…big tits in an era people dont care about tits…who is also fat…because that comes with most big tits…and you can really see that in these pics of her thighs rubbing together….thighs she’s trying to hide with her purse…but thighs nevertheless.

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2017

17

Aug

Ariel Winter Huffing Darts of the Day

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Here’s some pics of Ariel Winter, achubby, object of health, mental sanity, if you find overeating, cutting off your tits, reverting to dressing like an exhibitionist broken girl on social media, and object of health….all while having had made it with a 9 year career at the age of 18…like most people don’t have 9 year careers at 40….

I find it nice to see the young starlet being eaten up by the media that created her, that made her a young star, who at one time, 9 years ago, was on a huge TV show, before TV fucking died a horrible death…..take up smoking…while showing off her newly built tits set ti her boxy body…

I am most amazed that she was able to get the cowboy boots over her fat calves….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in Ibiza Policing her Husband of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is old, her career as a Victoria’s Secret model dropped off quick and with it her stock price…but when she was rocking out the prestigious promo model job, she got knocked up by a DJ, who still works in Ibiza DJing to slutty tourists, and for that reason alone, Doutzen Kroes has moved to Ibiza to police the motherfucker so that he doesn’t fuck those slutty tourists….because that’s how you control your man…who likely has lost interest in you…because you’re old…still looks good…but old…and no one likes old…when you have so much influx of new…because you’re still relevant, and the excitement of getting a relevant girl when you were first coming up, is long over now that she’s irrelevant….you know…

Nice Diddle…

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2017

17

Aug

Mel B Crazy Outfit of the Day

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Mel B is in some crazy outift, that is semi see through, but not really that see through,because I can’t see her twat, but people seem to be exctied about it, laughing about it, posting about it, talking about it like it actual matters, or like it’s totally insane….and I am not one of those people…

But then again, I am posting it to say how I am not into posting it or celebrating it…because ultimately…It’s Scary Spice…I stopped jerking off to her in 1997 when I got bored of her hard nipple in the first Spice Girl video….a video I remember.because I am old as fuck.

Either way, this outfit is fucking weird.

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2017

17

Aug

Danica Patrick Bikini Splits of the Day

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I always forget that Nascar doesn’t only exist, it is fucking huge, I just don’t fuck with it, probably because I don’t live in a trailer park, or some shitty middle of the road, blue collar subdivision, that just writing about depresses me, knowing exactly what Nascar fans and their wives look like…

You know, I’m ghetto, I’m broke, I don’t crave the finer things in life, but I know I’m a degenerate, it’s these white folk, who think they are living the dream in their folding lawn chairs eating corn meal casserole, drinking cheap beer they got on sale at Walmart..where the lowest price is the law…

But Nascar does exist, and Danica Patrick is the pussy driver with a pussy in the sport that all you trash can jerk off to as she posts shameless pictures doing poses in a bikini because she thinks she has a hot body…and she knows that you will too…better than any of the strippers you get lap dances from after a long day at the mill…right.

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2017

16

Aug

Anastasia Ashley Does Naked and Afraid of the Day

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This is amazing….

Pro surfer and instagram babe with the rocking surf fit ass, who is one of the earlier asses to get instagram famous, you know before every hooker and her friends were taking beach photos sprawling out in bikinis, because they realized they could buy fake followers…and become “Influencers” or “Bloggers”…back when natural fit ass in skimpy bikini that could surf actually MATTERED….but I guess in AA’s case..it will always matter….

Anastasia Ashley, the girl with a reason to be half naked, unlike all the other naked chicks on the internet, is on this week’s episode of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid…and I am all for girls getting naked, especially on survivalist TV shows, where they are left without food and water, in desperate need for someone like me to save them…it’s just too bad no one watches TV anymore because we can assume this is going to be LOLz….

I like to see Discovery making efforts to take the half naked from the internet, put then full naked on their show, don’t feed them, even though we all know girls from the internet don’t eat, they have selfies to take, in what can’t be Facetuned, and that you know will be unflattering…and thus HOT because it’s real…you know like an Instagram photographer getting all them girls naked and locked in his Dubai basement…

I know saying “TV is Real” is hilarious, but in this generation, Dicovery Channel is far more legit than that social media shit, that’s the real clickbait, fantasy, lies…photoshopped and curated to give off illusions…

I don’t have cable, so I won’t be watching this, but the trailer’s pretty good….girl’s got a nice ass though…

Here’s some of her social.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Botox Face and Under Tit for Modern Family Season 9 of the Day

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I find it interesting that when I post a video like my SFW Cam Girl Clips, of girls just trying to make a living, create a personal brand, use the internet and social media for good, and not evil, making a job out of it, rather than just doing it for likes, like an actual smart and empowered woman….that features “UNDERBOOB”….I get my video deleted from Youtube saying it breaches their community guidelines, even after I flag the video 18+ because they are hot chicks half naked….

Yet, Ariel Winter posts her pants jacked up to her neck to give her boxy troll body a waistline, a crop top with sloppy rebuilt tits hanging out over her gut, and a face that looks so jacked up with fillers that she’s a low self esteem Kardashian…is just news? Or relevant, because she’s on an actual TV show no one watches…

I don’t get it…one bit…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Botox Face and Under Tit for Modern Family Season 9 of the Day

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I find it interesting that when I post a video like my SFW Cam Girl Clips, of girls just trying to make a living, create a personal brand, use the internet and social media for good, and not evil, making a job out of it, rather than just doing it for likes, like an actual smart and empowered woman….that features “UNDERBOOB”….I get my video deleted from Youtube saying it breaches their community guidelines, even after I flag the video 18+ because they are hot chicks half naked….

Yet, Ariel Winter posts her pants jacked up to her neck to give her boxy troll body a waistline, a crop top with sloppy rebuilt tits hanging out over her gut, and a face that looks so jacked up with fillers that she’s a low self esteem Kardashian…is just news? Or relevant, because she’s on an actual TV show no one watches…

I don’t get it…one bit…I think it’s racism, singling me out….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Cara Delevingne in Mexico in a Bikini of the Day

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Cara Delevingne Model and "Actress" celebrated her Birthday in Tulum With Friends

Cara Delevingne was in Mexico with a bunch of other scenester rich kids turned models because they had the right connections…including my personal favorite Georgia May Jagger, who I won’t hold hanging out with lame people like Cara Delevingne against her, because as you know and don’t care, Cara Delevingne is a tactical, manipulative, social climbing, How to Win Friends and Influence People, psycho behavior, being the big personality at the party of boring people, acting like she doesn’t give a fuck, and that alone appeals to people who have no confidence or personality of their own, attach to the weirdo…..as well as Suki Waterhouse, Cara’s Sister Poppy, and other bitches we’ll call groupie opportunists leeching…

I don’t dislike, care, or even bother figuring out how she made it…even though it seems like I do, there’s no rhyme or reason to any of these rich kids and their success, or why the world is drawn to them… I don’t care or hate that she’s writing books, starring in movies, playing the lesbian card, pretending to be edgy or unique, while clearly being a mooch suck up tactical…

I just look at them in bikinis…or naked…being silly…having fun…winning at life…and unfortunately not dying in their sky diving portion of their Mexico trip…

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Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Fergie’s Weird New Project of the Day

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Fergie is up to no good.

Unfortunately, it is not her revisiting her crackden where she snorts and smokes all the METH in the room now that she can afford it without having to hooker herself or sell her TV at the Pawn Shop…you know child star bullshit before becoming a black eyed pea, rather than a black eyed girl just trying to get another hit…SAD STORIES SOMETIMES END HAPPY…

She is probably promoting a solo album or other useless things the world doesn’t need and she’s doing it in a slutty way, trying to be provocative, trying to matter, and I guess it’s working because here we are.

Posted in:Fergie|Gemma Atkinson|SFW