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2017

18

Aug

Kaia Gerber in Teen Vogue of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford’s daughter who is now not only the heiress to the GERBER BABY EMPIRE, but also to George Clooney’s Tequila company that they sold for 1 billion dollars 1/3 going into her daddy’s pocket…because it pays to be Cindy Crawford’s husband, and the Heir to the Gerber baby empire, you get in with the right famous people to create silly brands for fun…and make hundreds of millions with them….

Well, despite the money, she’s still being whored out to the industry, cuz she looks good, making her a model feels right for her mom, since modeling did so well for her, and here she is in Teen Vogue…being a Teen.

You like that don’t you? You fucking pervert….

Which brings up an important point….how many subscribers to Teen Vogue are teen girls, and how many are creepy perv men like you? Stats!

From her social media….

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Isabelli Fontana in a Bikini of the Day

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Once an exhibitionist slut, always an exhibitionist slut….Isabelli Fontana, an older model who I think go famous for being a 16 year old lingerie model for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret are fucking creeps, yet no one seems to really get mad at them for their creepy ways…they just buy their panties made in china….

Well, she’s still exhibiting herself for attention and it looks good, all bikini clad…

I like to think she does it so I can just stare at her half naked body and cross reference it o my wife’s nude body…..usually when she’s getting out of her bath….forcing me to try to understand how the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal.

It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married…

The say they are both human woman….but I just can’t believe they can be the same category….it’s some alien shit.

Posted in:Isabelli Fontana|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Kendall Jenner Nudes of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a dumpster….and she’s in some strategic nude photos shot by her sister’s bff…leveraging…even though we have seen her actually nude…she’s bullshit….a product of her sister’s porno and her mom’s pimping…but for some reason she’s “fashion” and not gutter trash…I guess that’s what happens when you’re rich and your dad gets a sex change…you know “ON TREND”…or maybe it’s all some illuminati distracting us with bullshit….bullshit…but the real issue and concern is why hasn’t she released a sex tape too…too good for that, now that one sister did it the others don’t need to, fuck that…I want penetration. It’s only fair…it’s only what’s right….not this posing bullshit.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Jennifer Connelly in a Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Connelly is looking pretty fucking hot at 46 year old….and despite making fun of old women, I am all about old women, even moms…at least when they look like this…because a mature look…and experienced mouth…and tits that have been through a lot…in getting famous through indy films in the 90s…have a far more interesting and relatable story than the 22 year olds Robin Thicke is knocking up…

But most 46 year old women are not Jennifer Connelly, famous and rich from Hollywood, vain and vapid like Hollywood, looking tight bodied, even when old…and busty enough….in her bikini…doing bikini things in Ibiza…because Ibiza isn’t just for 20 year old EDM freaks into clubbing in bikini…it’s also for OLD ladies on very expensive yachts…lookin’ fit, tight and hot…maybe it’s menopause…does that make me gay?

Posted in:Jennifer Connelly|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Katharine McPhee’s Censored Topless Pic of the Day

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Katharine McPhee, whoever the fuck that is….apparently posted this censored topless pic because it’s the internet social media era and this is what all women do…or are supposed to do…to fight feminism…or to be empowered…or to sexualize themselves while saying they are not sexualizing themselves despite being topless…a traditionally sexual thing…at least when a bitch isn’t nursing..and hell..even when she’s nursing..

From American Idol…to this…better than starring in hardcore porn I guess…

I’m just annoyed there is no nipple, when you do a nude, do it right.

Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Elsa Hosk VS Stealla Maxwell in the Morning and Other VS Promo Model Shit of the Day

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TWO victoria’s secret wild cards, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell, both hot in their own model right, one an older washed up titty model who found her way in as a Candice Swanepoel stand in, the other a Lesbian who has dated or fucked with A-Listers to increase her profile and to network through Barbara Palvin to the right people, basically stealing her career:

Posted morning instagram photos….

The first is Stella Maxwell Made Kristen Stewart Breakfast of the Day…you know get up in there and eat like the stray dog you think you are….you fucked up hollywood bitch….

The second is Elsa Hosk being naked in bed…some rich guy’s bed we assume….

Both fresh off their Cowboy Holiday Shoot for the evil made in China Panty line that created them, and that pays them monthly, like the hookers they are….

Romee Strijd had some sexual assault in the workplace, but it’s ok because it’s not from a man…

And Adriana Lima almost showed her old lady anus…

More old timers…

Group Shot:

Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill…With the Creeper Butt SHot..

Josephine Skriver – the Genetically Modified Human

And Lais Ribeiro – Teen Mom Turned VS Model.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Romee Strijid|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2017

17

Aug

Gigi Hadid for Vogue Korea of the Day

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Gigi Hadid took an afternoon off to go to a photo studio, try on outfits, snap off a handful of pics, in what seems really fucking lazy, boring, uninspired, empty, useless, garbage…and it ended up in Vogue Korea, because Korea is trendy, likes America…..except North Korea….but you get what I am saying…they put this girl on the cover of their magazine like she matters, because in her mind she matters, it’s just what happens when you give a spoiled brat confirmation, through jobs, media, a pop star boyfriend, that she’s good, worthy, etc…

I prefer when rich kids don’t get what they want and really fall apart, rather than boring fashion shoots that people celebrate and read like they care what she has to say for her uneducated lazy self..

Like really, what insight could GIGI really offer me or anyone in the world that is of value….she’s a fucking bratty rich kid given a career out of high school…

Sure she can talk about what designers she likes best, or what hotels are the most 5 star, but fuck off with any opinion of anything you worthless bitch…..a statement I think these photos validates…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Demi Lovato Braless in Fat Girl Pajamas of the Day

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Demi Lovato is on some body positive kick, because she’s blown up for whatever reason, since her break-up, that she leaned up aggressively afterwards, I guess she’s been getting into the cookies, cake, tacos, who fucking knows, but she’s a certified bi-polar with all kinds of issues that stem from being a child star…that include excessive eating those feelings….clearly…

Well, she wore some weird 90s looking elastic band waist, pajama outfit out in public, as obese women do, and she put focus on her braless tits with them nipples to offset the terrifying and magic didn’t happen, but I am sure her creepy fans loved it.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Jojo Got Them Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jojo, a personality from a long time ago, who was once pervert jailbait clickbait, who had a following of pervert dudes like Bella Thorne does now, or Hilary Duff did at her prime, or even Miley, because American age of consent in all the boring states is 18, which triggers something weird in dudes from the internet, to think freshly 18 is some magical place, it’s the you can’t have it so it’s good, when really it isn’t because young girls are fucking annoying…just go to Starbucks near a college at lunch time…annoying….slutty dressed…but so annoying…

Well, Jojo isn’t that Avril Lavigne in training she once was, but apparently she still makes music and more interestingly, has hard nipples in selfies.

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2017

17

Aug

Olivia Munn Lookin Rough Ass Flash of the Day

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This is hardly an Olivia Munn ass flash, it’s more of an Olivia Munn in short shorts showing some ass cheek because it’s the style, but more importantly because the paparazzi she hired are there and she wants to give them a pic to take back to the media…

You see…Olivia Munn has been trolling, calculated, and hot enough to pull it off…the whole fake your celebrity, pander to the nerds, get in their movies because you’ve convinced the producer you are their people, because they are loyal and don’t want to see you as the mean girl that you are…exploiting them, their ideologies, their existence, their passion, for her greedy, ego, and gain…

The only reasons she did G4Tv was to get a nerd following, and here she is now, trying to keep riding it, despite looking 40….if you can see past her big tits in a push up bra….

It’s safe to say, this one is one of the fucking worst..

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW