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2017

11

Jul

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ugly face Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini and she’s looking a little thicker than she used to look because I guess she’s decided that thick is in, working out is boring, and no one is giving her work, yet she still has a pile of money from when she did once work, that why bother trying…she’s done, she’s retired, why not make her life a fucking bikini clad vacation where she celebrates her bigger tits than she’s ever had…which is an accomplishment when you’ve always been the broken down faced girl…who people marketed as a babe…

But the tits look good though…

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2017

11

Jul

Lais Ribeiro Tits of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is some mom who magically became a model despite being a mom because not all teen moms need to become sex tape stars in their low level whoring…some can used their bounced back body and stretched out pussy to sex work their way into a Victoria’s Secret contract because they are Brazilian and the dude who owns the brand fucking LOVES Brazilians…

This is her modeling for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but probably company owned by Victoria’s Secret, because you know the evil empire wouldn’t let their people stray from the brand too far…it’s a conflict of interest…and they can’t have that…I mean she’s a single mother and they can easily throw her back to the strip club…where most single mothers work…

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2017

11

Jul

Madison Beer YUNG TITS of the Day

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YUNG TITS are everywhere I look because the YUNG YUNGs who I follow on Instagram all call themselves YUNG even though a lot of the YUNGS are pushing 30…it was probably a thing when they were YUNG and now they are just washed up – borderline sex workers – who are out there trying to find a sugar daddy to make babies inside them.

That said, Madison Beer, the kind of beer you want to keg / have peg you…is rocking her big young tits that Beiber signed into a contract when he saw her YOUTUBE when she was underage and her parents were whoring her…and that alone…is magic….not the Beiber buying pussy to own….but parents whoring…as I generally like the uterus that made the uterus I fuck to be the one cashing in…not some creepy pimp taking advantage of insecure girs…it feels more whoresome…

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2017

11

Jul

Julianne Hough in a Bathing Suit for her Wedding of the Day

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Julianne Hough is getting married, probably to some Disney Kid-like Hollywood person, because Hollywood is an interesting, but not that interesting place, where half the people are degenerate rich kid drug addicts and the other half are these fluffy half retards with perfect hair and whitened teeth, out of a fucking horror movie…and clearly this Julianne Hough chick falls into the latter category of garbage…lame…fluffy puppet retard…sex with Ryan Seacrest….lame as fuck piece of shit…

But with all these candy coated pieces of shit…is a body worth fucking…and that body is in a bathing suit…and we like bathing suits because degenerates who aren’t in hollywood, living the real degenerate life, like staring at these idiots, and really all pussy in bathing suits…It’s a good use of my brain.

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2017

10

Jul

Alexis Ren is Ridiculous of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a good time…she’s a model who is barely a model, an influencer who is ins’t really that influential, a girl with a huge amount of followers and a set of fake tits, that together with her willingness to get naked, has led to magical experiences, and she’s not even that hot….but that body is fucking amazing…so keep it coming….

These are her social media pics:

This is her MAXIM shoot….that looks straight from 1995…but still worth looking at…

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2017

10

Jul

Katy Perry is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

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Katy Perry is probably my least favorite celebrity. I even feel sick to my stomach with rage, or confusion, or an urge to shit on her vile fucking face calling her a celebrity, because I know she was just trolling with some viral video type song before the audience was sophisticated enough to keep the fat bitch on YOUTUBE and instead gave her a fucking career that has made her so much money and taken her around the world…over and over again…releasing more songs people are brain washed into listening to…and the whole thing…fucking annoys me…ultimately…because she’s not hot…but she’s also not very cool either…

She’s just gross, shes always been gross, everything about her is gross, and it’s too bad these pics aren’t of her drowning.

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2017

10

Jul

Brie Larson Nipple Slip of the Day

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Apparently you can see Brie Larson’s nipple in this picture…I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing because I think Brie Larson is shit…

I don’t think she’s hot and I really don’t like when people around me, whether on the internet or otherwise say that she’s hot…

I don’t like that she’s walking around like she’s finally made it, like some it girl, or that the industry is treating her as such…all because she won an oscar for being a raped and abuse victim who could have been played by anyone, it was a guaranteed Oscar…

I don’t care if she was walking around tits out, I wouldn’t believe in her lie…I know all she wanted was fame and she got it..and is milking it…only shitty people act…and sometimes they aren’t even hot people…making them worth hating more.

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2017

10

Jul

Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

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Bella Thorne has nipples and it may not be that magical since we’ve seen her nipples before but that are still magical because her young body is fucking wonderful…

From Disney kid to nipples exposed for the paparazzi, in a world where nipples are everywhere you look, so it’s not a big deal, unless you’re a dude, or a pervert like me, who fucking loves nipples, and you are…we all are…our penises are coded for this shit…

I have seen her shitty acting in shitty movies and I can say…she looks fucking great on camera, her ass looks great, her tits look great, making her great…even though she’s a social media influencer weirdo…who now makes EDM…milking all that money from every fucking angle…

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2017

10

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is posing hard at 100 fucking years old to remind us all that not all 100 fucking year old women are worth fucking sometimes, partially because they can’t get pregnant, and pregnancy scares are terrible if you’re not a deadbeat dad who has no interest in stepping up in her stupid decision to have the damn baby…

That said….from sugar baby to actress to old lady with great tits in a bikini posing….she’s done good…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

10

Jul

Olivia Munn in Montreal of the Day

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Despite always hating on Olivia Munn for being a scammer….when really I should be celebrating her being a scammer…because I like scammers and trolling motherfuckers…who get what they want before it’s too late…while still looking hot…because she knew to milk the nerds of the world…amazing…

For some reason I defended the nerds, when really I should have been siding with the hot pussy manipulating and scamming the nerds…because who gives a fuck about nerds…not OLIVIA MUNN, unless they are paying her or financing her movies…

I should always side with the narcissitic girl…winning at life…

She’s in Montreal…filming a movie…and I am in montreal sitting on a soiled couch…together but apart….something I find comfort in….unless she calls the police on me for harassment….because there are probably laws against shit talking pussy you never met….that happens to be in the same town as you and is richer and more connected than you….

Meaning, I’ll just keep sitting on my couch and let her IG feed talk to my peeping tom needs…cuz I’m not a good paparazzi….spy cam in toilet bowls kind of guy…cuz I actually don’t give a fuck about any of this, but I will watch her kick…for her Xmen role…fetish.

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