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2017

07

Jul

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Outfit of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is some fake stripper turned fake popstar fake female rapper because she was clever enough to pull off some kind of lie and release a video that went viral – establishing her career, her brand, her fans…because it’s just that easy.

Like the girl I follow on IG who made one viral video of her falling hard in public, only to release a new video of her falling hard in public every week, because she feels she has to…her life reduced to that…and it gets her paid..because the public don’t have brains, don’t get bored, and keep encouraging idiots…

Iggy Azalea is a shameless attention seeker and part of her brand is her fat fake ass, that is digusting but dudes like it and I guess she’s crafted some CHAPS, or ASSLESS Pants she saw dudes in the gay bathouses wearing…to wear on stage…to showcase her shitty implants…like they are some kind of museum piece…shipped from town to town…like the freakshow that it is…

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2017

07

Jul

Heidi Klum Tight Skirt of the Day

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Heidi Klum in a tight skirt holding her body in….because she’s old and has been banged out so many times by SEAL huge cock that she has 12 kids to show for it…so when she leaves the house she needs some Nazi Germany style medical devices to keep her all in tact…which is convenient since her genetics were modified by Nazi Germany…thanks to her being German….and pretty fucking hot for a 50 year old…mom of 12…who has been banged out by SEAL dick a lot…

It’s a murder mystery, where the murdered pussy managed to survive and still look good.

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Ellie Goulding Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach…

She’s a little doughy….but in bikini….which is enough for all you perverts because a little doughy on a bitch never stopped any of you from jerking off because you have low standards, low expectations, seriously look away from your screen for a second and take a look at your surroundings and realize…you’re a fucking fail….you don’t want anything good for yourself…not even british popstars in bikinis…you’ll take it all…anything you can get…without any effort…you’re pathetic…

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Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Fat Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio in Mykonos of the Day

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Ana Beatriz Barros is a model from 100 years ago…and I guess she’s friends with Alessandra Ambrosio because both are from BRazil, both started modeling 1000 fucking years ago, but Ana Beatriz Barros’ fat mom belly never quite recovered the way Alessandra’s did, allowing us to see the difference between aged Brazilian women…some fill out…others do everything they can to stay hot so that they keep getting paid the millions a year…and both are probably worth cumming to…since you already have…at least once in their VS model catalog girl careers…

Either way, two Brazilian hookers who made it – all old and fat now – hot.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ana Beatriz Barros|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Bella Hadid for Terry Richardson Who Gives a Fuck of the Day

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The best thing about these shitty Terry Richardson pics of Bella Hadid for Magazine is how dramatic they make her nose job look, all hard edges to match the rest of her hard face, while she jacks her shorts up into her WEEKND battered cunt, because she’s just trying to fill the void left from being a rich kid no one she really wants to care about her, cares about her….and instead she seeks that approval from the world for Fashion and Luxury and social media…

I don’t think she’s all that bad in terms of our options for rich LA kids pretending to be models…but these pics aren’t nearly perverted enough for me to really get behind and appreciate…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

07

Jul

Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day

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I just saw this picture – 24 hours after it was posted – because I do not follow AMy Schumer and for the most part, I pretend she doesn’t exist, but sometimes, when the pig puts on a bikini and spreads her vile legs open for the world, or her fans to see her muff gut / gunt that dudes only fuck for the story….

I guess she has a lot to thank you fat body for, like making men use her for sex at 3 am when they had no other options, we’ve all been on tinder and know how that works, giving her jokes to cope with being the girl no one really wanted….because sometimes making fun of a situation is the only way…and now the joke is on us, because more than just some horny dude on the receiving end of her desperate sexts, we all are…

The real question is – how is this safe for anywhere, turn this trash into bacon…or dog food….or feed her back to the pigs…just get her anywhere but here..

Trashy fucking pile of shit who is just abrasive in all she does….die.

Posted in:Amy Schumer|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Alicia Vikander in a Bikini on a Yacht of the Day

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Alicia Vikander is some scam that Hollywood created. They put her in some movies, gave her an Oscar and now they can cast her in high paying movies that make the executives more and more money and everyone gets rich in the process…

There has to be a story of a high powered dude who she has dirt on, or who really likes her, because her existence makes no sense….she came from no where and now is everywhere..

I do like that she’s skinny in a bikini though, I mean nothing quite as good to look at than a skinny girl, especially when you’re like me and have a skinny girl fetish, since all the pussy around you is fat, sloppy, and fucking disgusting…seeing some toned stomach and little tits is a bit of a treat…and I like treats, not quite as much as the fat women I surround myself with..

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2017

06

Jul

Ashley Wagner Nude Figure Skater for ESPN Body of the Day

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Her name is Ashley Wagner – she’s a naked figure skater…

I am Canadian, so by definition of being Canadian, in what is a right of passage for being a Canadian, at least it was a right of passage back in the days before the internet, when I was too broke to have cable TV, but I got the one local Canadian channel, that would play figure skating every SUNDAY…for my hungover pervert ass to jerk off to…because lets face it….short skirts, panty flashes, athleticism…..that looks better in their creepy Jon Benet outfits..than naked…but this Ashley Wagner chick is naked…NAKED..

Posted in:SFW

2017

06

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Sluts it Up of the DAy

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I am a massive Ireland Baldwin fan and Ireland Baldwin is massive…

She’s making a comeback, back to her original hustle, as the bikini clad butt shot, look at her big tits and round ass, because she’s big….California girl..Something she was doing so well early on in her social media whoring…before she went dark, got all these tattoos, became a lesbian weirdo, and made her way back…all while her cousin, the Kardashian groupie – STOLE her fucking dream…

I am glad to see that despite being rich, privileged, entitled, disgusting, she’s managed to pull through….you know all odds were against her being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s kid…the struggle real…situation

Well…it’s just too bad I’ve been blocked from her social media so that I can’t jerk off to it all day like I am supposed to…but luckily people repost this shit so I can still get my taste of her…in a romantic where there is a will there’s a way….you can’t shun me Ireland…I’m here.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Balla Hadid See Through for Fashion of the Day

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People really believe in this Bella Hadid character…they just cast her for everything and I guess in her defence, it is more rewarding that working at the local ice cream shop, the only job the high school drop out is really qualified for, not that she needs to work. She’s rich kid…so all this is just a way to have fun, feel relevant, and show off her youthful breast implants…

I think she’s garbage…but she looks better than she used to…so I guess face injections isn’t so bad….

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