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2017

06

Jul

Rat Cow Showcasing Her Big Tits on Instagram of the Day

Rat Cow is bullshit, nothing she says can be taken seriously, everything she says is polarizing her slutty behavior and her big tits, and that’s just the end of the story…

There’s no depth to her, she’s a body that got naked in a music video, the world may want to think there is more to her, more talent, more intelligence, and more than just tits…and she probably wants to believe she’s more than just tits and she probably tries to polarize the fuck out of everything she’s done because she has an audience and some celebrity, that she has monetized and can continue to monetize, because people believe what they are told…and what they want to believe…

SO last week a magazine actually did a feature on her where she said her tits are a liability, what kind of attention seeking bullshit is that..seriously….her tits are the only reason she’s in a magazine or followed…but maybe if she says it’s a handicap…the world will follow..especially when the content she produces of herself…is about the tits…but if she says she can’t help them from being there….and she celebrates them…it becomes empowerment…and not some slut sexualizing herself for attention.

Here is her nipple flash cuz she’s a shameless whore:

Here are some paparazzi pics of her – because she’s a whore CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Elsa Hosk Topless on Instagram of the Day

ELsa Hosk is a titty model who got a job as a Victoria’s Secret model and now she’s posting strategic topless pics on her social media for her fans who have either seen her naked or half naked before as a reminder that she’s willing to get naked to get ahead because getting naked got her ahead and let that be a lesson to all the YOUTHS of today, looking for a better tomorrow…SEX work is the answer…it pays…and it gives me shit to jerk off to…but the low level strategic sampler of that sex work…is nothing but a shitty cocktease that makes me wish she was hit by a Tsunami when taking this pic as punishment for being a cocktease…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Ass Shot of the Day

Kristen Stewart’s lesbian ass is about as eventful as her lesbianism…because this girl…no matter what she does…is fucking dull as hell…so like all dick hating lesbians before her…I don’t really see anything hot about this…

I can’t imagine her sex with Stella Maxwell to be anything but anti-climatic, even though Stella Maxwell is a manipulative twat trying to fuck her way to the top by trapping easy to influence confused celebrities into her bedroom on some Anne Heche shit…that works for her because if you date an A-Lister….your day rate as a model goes up..smart moves..

You know there’s probably some pussy eating, but it’s probably more about complaining about life, and fame, and sexuality, because I’ve never met a lesbian who doesn’t fucking complain all day….so angry…and here’s her angry ass in some outfit…

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini is alright, I mean she gets paid millions a year to be in a bikini and she’s been paid millions a year to be in a bikini for what must be 20 years, making for a lot of money, a lot of great memories and experiences, meeting a lot of great connected people, and I guess she refuses to let go of that and keeps trying…to maintain because the day it ends for her, is the day she ceases to exist and I guess you can’t have that, so keep proving to your pimps that you’re an earner who matters and they’ll keep her on payroll or whatever it is that is going on here….I call it reaching and hoping the fun never ends….

That said, her ass is still lovely enough for an old lady in a world where so many girls are hotter than her…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Team USA Lindsey Vonn in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Here is Lindsey Vonn cropping her face out of her bikini selfie because she knows that her fit athlete body is more magical when her aging face doesn’t get in the fucking way of things…and I like staring at her crotch as her one piece jacks up in what looks like a barbie doll mound, no camel toe, it must be her fit as fuck pelvic floor, from all that squeezing her pussy together that we all know is hardly a EMPTY Holeless mound, because she only fucks black dudes…they hit the SPOT….

She is USA, she is the AMmerican Dream…and this is her body.

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Olivia Munn in a Swimsuit of the Day

Olivia Munn is such a scammer…she’s got this self promotion thing all figured out…she started from the bottom, scammed her way as the hot enough chick in a nerd show, only to become the hot enough chick in the nerd movies, that happen to be billion dollar grossing movies…it’s a WHAT THE FUCK…maybe she follows THE SECRET or maybe the secret is to find the rich nerds who are still the nerds she was marketing herself to…but that made it…because that’s what happens to some nerds do…the ones who don’t sit inside jerking off to Olivia Munn all day, but rather the ones who invent some science or tech shit and end up on the cover of FORBES…because not all nerds live with their moms scared of the world…some are socially awkward in a way that allows them to ZUCKERBERG the shit and control the information of the world…and those are the nerds she fucks with..because that’s how VAPID hollywood sluts work…and here she is…posting bikini selfies for attention because she gets it.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Chloe Bennet in a Bikini with her Vine Star of the Day

Chloe Bennet is some girl on some Agent of SHIELD show…

I don’t think I’ve heard of her, but I’m not some cheesy Disney Kid living in LA going to all the same lame parties where I pretend to be overly excited to be part of this pop culture that should be taken out back and shot…

I’ve been to LA at least once in the last 40 years, and it’s been like this forever, these lame fucking people who think they are at the important parties and who all jerk each other off….figuratively…and literally…

I know how it is….but I guess the times are a shifting and social media presence counts as fame…the era of interent being for HERBS AND NERDS is over…because this working actress is making out with her new boyfriend, a VINE star with millions of followers for really basic and lame comedy clips that I guess get him laid…even though he walks around with a selfie stick like some kind of faggot…even though all these dudes are kinda fucking gay in what they do….but at least smart enough to keep the hot bitches around in bikinis…to contribute to their scam.

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Posted in:Chloe Bennet|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Michelle Monaghan in a Bikini of the Day

She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit that probably doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but that the media will make you think matters to distract you from real issues, and to keep you fucking dumb……

She’s in a bikini, not just in a bikini, she’s taking pics of herself in a bikini and uploading them to her social media to show off her bikini because she’s got a hot body amd it is a hot body…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….

Making Michelle Monaghan some kind of freak…but not too freakish to shamelessly self promote her half nakedness..

Posted in:Michelle Monaghan|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Bella Thorne Ass in her USA Bathing Suit of the Day

I guess I should have posted this Bella Thorne for America bathing suit butt shot picture yesterday or the day before, you know to be fucking current and on top of these idiots like I actually care, when really I just post this shit for you ….the last of the losers too retarded to hunt through social media to find shit to jerk off to on your own….

Using me as some kind of fluffer who finds this shit eventually and posts it with a useless commentary on mainstream idiots that are totally uninteresting, not even that hot, all while getting paid heavy….

It’s pretty fucking dull, but just think how pathetic I must feel taking time, not much time, but time to put this nonsense together when all we care about is ass…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence in Men’s Underwear VS Natalie Portman Cleavage for Fashion of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is rumored to have herpes that she got from Chris Martin, which means that Gwyneth Paltrow has herpes, and really everyone in Hollywood has herpes because they are all vapid narcissists with too much time on their hands, money in their banks, who choose to fuck unprotected because condoms are for pussies, and sick people and take away from the romance…

I would have assumed she had herpes long before, maybe from being friends with SCHUMER, or while dating the countless old dudes she’s dated….

She’s out in men’s underwear, a big deal for weirdos with women in men’s underwear fetishes…it’s FASHION people and you can see her uneventful over paid ass…

I would say she’s an awkward, uninteresting, garbage celebrity, but her nudes force me to like her for her tits and level of exhibitionism….but I will say, she’s not a great actress, just a lot of hype and proof that Hollywood is a scam that chooses some people to keep budgets high, as there is no way people are drawn into seats to see this bitch…it’s not like she’s THE ROCK….or something….

Either way she’s so fashionable in her designer pervert wear…as her super important ass lives it up as a celebrity…exciting.

She also has nipples and no bra – like most girls….at an event…

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Natalie Portman was also at the same event for Fashion week, probably getting paid…rocking some titty so I’ll just throw it into this post cuz who cares about doing another post….I mean that’s too much effort…for such insignificant dog shit..

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW