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2017

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day

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These Lindsay Lohan old in a one piece rocking some iconic round tits, tits so good Em Rat Cow went to the same surgeon, are pornographic to me….

They are also a week old, but I am just seeing them now, since there’s a lot going on in the world that I barely pay attention to, and some expired goddess I’ve been tracking for decades is just too time consuming for me…I am a lazy Lohan Stalker, but remain a fan because I am emotionally attached to this barely living legend…and her round tits…

Her pasty skin, her mangled face, her freckles I once wanted to connect with a marker / my semen / to make art….is all I’d want it to be all these years later….

Her ass non existent in her shorts, her life is as luxurious as Tara Reids….

Brilliant….and a reminder that the world is a wonderful fucking place…whiler he upper thigh bruise is a reminder that she’s still a good time….

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2017

05

Jul

Alexis Ren Fucks the Haters and the Hackers of the Day

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Alexis Ren has a ridiculous fucking body.

Whether she matters or ACTUALLY exists despite her massive amount of followers on social media which is actually where people exist nowadays and not in person…you see she could be a russian spam bot or someone’s cleaver 3D digital art and not even real…that’s the kind of social media influencer I want to see run around in a bikini for attention – or in this case topless by the pool as she lives the good life, probably on someone else’s dime, because where there is a woman with followers on social media who looks like this, fake tits and all, there’s a line-up of creepy dudes willing to fuck em at any cost….ROMANCE IS NOT DEAD..

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2017

05

Jul

Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the DAy

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Pixie Lott is some UK popster and she’s got an amazing ass….and that’s all I have to say about that…because sometimes a picture of a great ass is more interesting than me writing words no one reads about my relationship with Pixie Lott, her songs I can’t think of or feel like I’ve never heard, and the fact that her name reminds me of a french hooker who I met in a lap dance booth at a strip club who gave me Chlamydia thanks to putting my dick in her rancid mouth, because just because she called herself a Pixie didn’t mean she wasn’t a dirty fucking whore…

You know…stick to the ass pics…

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2017

05

Jul

Bella Thorne Bathing Suit Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne fucking irritates me. Her low level slutty behavior is boring and the kind of cockteasing shit that gets a bitch raped…

Girls hate when you blame raping them on cockteasing, you know the pay with fire, push us to our limit, make us break so that all reason is out the window, causing us to react in a pull their panties down and shove our dick in them like the CAVEMEN we are actually coded to be, not this refined moral code, sophistication we pretend to be, because we are fucking primates..

I am not saying it’s OK to rape girls who cocktease or that it’s an excuse, but I’m not about to lock myself in a basement with a serial killer with a weapon and a thirst for blood..it is just irresponsible…

Not that Bella Thorne needs to be responsible, she’s got money and people who look out for her to make sure her cockteasing doesn’t go too far positioning her as too sleazy for the youth, even though the youth are exposed to so much sleaze everyday.

Her stripper dance…boring…her raver hipster look…disgusting..but her tits on her fit young body are ok….

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2017

05

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if watching Nicole Scherzinger age in a bikini is all that amazing..

She’s a Pussy Cat Doll who went onto have her own career because the world was easier to manipulate back then, and they’d follow you anywhere you went if you had low level song and dance talent…and you released easy to digest fast food music that made a lot of people rich off the low level of expectations society has as a whole.

I do now that she’s in a bikini aging and that I am not convinced she’s not actually a man.

Good ass though, I mean older or not, she’s a dancer and dancers have muscle memory, strong legs and ass, that make it ok to jerk off to, even if they have testicles they tuck strategically into their pink bikini, that is pink of a reason, you know to drive home that she’s actually feminine to the same retards who listen to her music….I mean if she was a man she’d totally be in a blue bikini…DIVERSION….masterful…

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2017

05

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood for the Fourth of July Slutting of the DAy

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Sara Jean Underwood is a good time….

She’s a girl who knows her place and who can keep on milking it despite being old and washed up – it’s wonderful…

Her body at 35, even after being destroyed by SEACREST, just keeps on bringing the goods, in a she’s been doing this for 10 years, the 10,000 hour rule of slut, and is a fucking pro, in all ways you’d expect….and I fucking love her ass…I mean..it’s great…and I love her branding…also great…keep up the good work, doing instagram low level, shameless and RIGHT…

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2017

05

Jul

Christina Aguilera’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

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I forgot Christina Aguilera existed even though she’s the biggest thing ever….I don’t follow her on social media…even though she was my favorite of the 90s poptarts…

She’s not as fat as she used to be, but her tits are still fat and above all she’s Christina Aguilera and even though her voice was grating on my fucking nerves like some nails on the chalkboard shit…she still mattered…her little frame…her broken childhood….her implants…her edgy slutty phase…

I was convinced that I would fuck her in my lifetime, I even made a bet with a friend that before I die – I will bang Christina Aguilera….I am not dead now, but like everything in life, I never really pursued that dream that really faded quick, because who the fuck cares about Christina Aguilera, except for the people getting paid by Christina Aguilera, like the men she owns and marries….

But it’s nice to see she’s whoring out on her social media I don’t even follow….because I am nostalgic…

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2017

05

Jul

Ashley TIsdale’s Aggressive Butt Shot of the Day

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The great thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she’s got a busted face. She knows that she’s not cute and that this whole acting thing where she played the hot chick was all a scam and just a testament to how bad writing and bad acting can divert people’s attention from the fact that a solid 6 is playing a 10….

She’s tried to get surgery, she probably fills her face, she sits in the gym all day because she knows body is better than face because you can always put a bitch on all fours and she knows…if you take a butt shot….your face becomes invisible…magical…and invisible….best magic trick ever….well not quite as good as hiding the cured meat in your cunt…but in the same realm of lovely…

GOOD job Tisdale.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

05

Jul

January Jones Single Mother Tits of the Day

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January Jones posted some pics of her single mom tits in a bathing suit – that is properly suited for bathing suit for an old bitch like January Jones….in a world where old ladies seem to think the Two Pieces are the answer…when really one pieces can be just as hot if the torso is long enough and jacks up into their cunts…cunts that in January Jones case have been cummed inside by a rich guy who remained anonymous but who probably pays his child support because as you know Hollywood is a place where creepy married rich dudes get to fuck the tits they cast in movies…it’s just how it works…

People are apparently into her tits…so here it is…

Call me modern, updated, new age, innovative, ahead of the curve, into young slutty chicks…where cleavage doesn’t quite excite me…you see I wasn’t raised mormon, in the church or as an arab, I was not raised in the 1940s and 1950s where people were conservative…I’m the throat fucking generation…and like my whores to whore….call me crazy…because I am crazy…

Either way, some shameless fourth of july good excuse to post tits tits….

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Sarah Hyland Crotch Shot for Instagram of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the weird looking, skinny version of Ariel Winter who looks nothing like Ariel Winter, but is equally shameless because I guess the execs of their very expensive TV show put a seminar together on how to generate some buzz online, so that people fall into their trap and tune into their show, even though no one watches TV anymore….otherwise why would both be on the shameless slutty mission…could it be that the sex worker who plays their mom on the show taught them her tricks at winning at life? I guess we’ll never know..

But we do know that Ariel Winter, like most fat sisters, is clearly eating all the craft services food off Sarah Hyland’s plate…that or this one’s just some premature freak who is aging super strange, like her parents put her on hormone therapy to keep her young…

WHO knows..this Bud’s for you…

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