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2017

11

Aug

Demi Lovato Thick and Proud of the Day

Demi Lovato is really committed to her whole “don’t wear make up”….”don’t fit into a size, gender, religion, social media platform”….the whole “don’t mind watching your boyfriend fuck other girls because you’re actually a lesbian”…but her favorite hustle besides no make-up monday, is her thickness…it’s like she makes some positive statement about fat chicks and my fat uber driver listening to her interview goes nuts because she can relate and fat is the masses…..so tread as ligthtly as you can…with those thick thighs…

She just loves pandering, she’s bread for this shit, clearly another stage kids with solid parents who knew how to exploit…gotta dig it, even if you’d rather dick it, but you’re not allowed because of her weirdo “i don’t work out, my legs are fat” storyline…

WE GET IT, YOU HAVE THICK LEGS, and it’s easier to just embrace the thick legs, and celebrate the thick legs, than to starve yourself and try to combat the thick legs, since it’s trendy and marketable to be thick…the fans fucking love it because they are thick too and need a person on stage to tell them – it’s OK to be thick…
nonsense

She works out, does fitness, watches her diet, is on meds, and sexualizes the fuck out of herself. This is Demi Lovato fit as she can get, skinny as she can get, because she’s THICK AND PROUD, but is really meant to be OBESE and proud, so I don’t know, if a girl is at her skinniest and can’t get skinnier, no matter how hard she starves herself and tries, is that still considered empowerment and body positivity, I thought that was for people who just let themselves GO.

SO MANY QUESTIONS….where is Bruce Jenner with the answers.

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2017

11

Aug

Katy Perry Unfortunately Not Dead in W Magazine


Katy Perry may not agree with this “this would be better if she was dead in the pics and not because I am a necro, but because she’s the worst”…..

You see, she’s won at life with her trolling and people actually took her serious as an “artist” or celebrity…and after a troll works, you end up embracing it as truth and your ego inflates and you think you are a contribution to society…

Even when you perform your shit music, or hear your shit music, you hear cold, and not the shit that it actually is….

We get it, but she’s not even hot, big tits or not..not hot…but people are brain washed to like her – so here she is in W magazine doing media promoting nonsense that we hope dont’ get celebrated as if they are quality contributions to the arts…

She is garbage..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

11

Aug

Jamie Lynn Sigler’s SHorts of the Day

I never even watched the Sopranos, yet I am compelled to post Meadow Soprano in her shorts, rocking some Italian or Jewish Booty, lookin’ nice and lazy yet erotic, because I think I have a middled aged mom fetish, at least that is what I assume is going now that I look at 40 year olds and think “I’d fuck that”….something very foreign to me, but I guess something that happens when you’ve been exposed to too many hot young chicks, it becomes the norm and average middle aged chicks become the new freaky fetish..>WHO KNOWS<- We can all agree that we'd like her better if she was Jamie Lynn Spears... MOM EROTICA - MY FAVORITE.. [gallery ids="547497,547498,547499"] TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

11

Aug

Madison Beer Tight Body of the Day

Madison Beer is some Justin Bieber found object, that we can assume her parents put together and sold off to Bieber, because I can tell by looking at her and her tight 18 year old body, that she’s been cultivated to get social media hits, like it was her child youtube star youtube channel…only she’s all older and more sophisticated now…but more importantly…her tits are massive on her tiny frame…the way WOMEN are supposed to be built…if the stars align properly…like they did for this winning at life girl…while other girls go to college and worm menial jobs…all this one has to do is look cunty on the phone…and win….

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Here are some videos….from her social media…rockin’ teeth as big as her tits…

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW|Videos

2017

10

Aug

Julianne Hough Picking her Ass of the Day

Julianne Hough got married to some Canadian Athlete, because I guess it’s illegal to marry your gay brother you have sex with, but you can still have sex with him, if it is part of who you are and it is a family thing, I can’t imagine a husband getting jealous, especially when it’s just played off as a new dance move their are choreographing like they did when they were kids with creepy stage parents…

That said, she’s at a party picking her ass, in what I think is erotic enough to me thanks to her fit dancer body, as dancers, for the most part have awesome bodies…all fit and able to ride dick for hours…to a rhythm….

And the amazing thing about her is really that she’s been able to be a professionally trained dancer and not end up a stripper…tragic really…but I guess she can get her exhibitionist slut she was trained to be…out in other ways….like this ASS picking..

She’s so cheesy, mainstream, lame…but I don’t mind the ass picking…

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

10

Aug

Digging Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day

I realize that these PAM ANDERSON POST HEP C pics are from the other day, I’ve already done at least one post on this already…but like all things Pam Anderson…I can keep milking the fake tits that probably don’t lactate anymore thanks to all the surgeries she’ s had in the validating herself as being nothing but a set of tits and devoting a life to shaping the tits to be the best they can be…inspiring a generation of trashy girls now in their late 30s and 40s to get tits…since it worked for Pam Anderson….it can work for them…but the funny thing is that no matter how hard you try to get the perfect tis, you can never quite master it because you’re working against the clock, it’s not a gets better with age situation, great tits on a rotting body….situation….

But I can’t stop staring…but not at her tits…at the no longer contaminated from Hep, but possibly from other magical viruses, ass…and something more than just magical rockstar fucking viruses is going on here…and I love it.

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2017

10

Aug

Ashley Tisdale VS Vanessa Hudgens at an Event of the Day

Some High School Musical Shit Has Gone Down…

Some Ashley Tisdale the mangled face that was marketed as hot, and that really isn’t all that bad, despite being weird and rocking a fucked up nose job, like the only girl in the game who actually lost work because of a nose job, besides Jennifer Gray, but no one cares about Jennifer Gray, this is about some other dancing idiot…lookin racy with that CLEAVAGE

VS

Some Vanessa Hudgens, all hippie and down to earth acting ,despite being a vapid Disney chick who has been sold to the industry by her family at a young age, where nothing she can do is down to earch…but instead calculated bullshit…even her nude leaks from when cell phone nudes were rare…rocking a bush…something I fucking love….she was still some contrived garbage…

ALL AT THE SAME EVENT…so exciting…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

10

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day

I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina…

She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos…

These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

10

Aug

Nicola Peltz Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire, it’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dudes’ in his 80s and that would make her a product of his later in life marriage / sex….good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way…all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper…

Some Warren Buffet shit…

She’s got some new lips, all the girls have the lips, and she’s on a yacht in Europe because that’s what rich people do…they hang out in their bikinis, spending their daddy’s money, only in this case it’s her legit dad…

I assume she’s still got dreams of making it as an actress…but really why bother, she did one movie once, that’s enough for a rich kid to have some level of creditibility, being more than just a trust fund earner who looks like an instagram slut….

But that body is so hot..it deserves so much more attention / sex tapes…I just wish she was a dirtier daddy issue broken slut…but I’ll take these bot bikini pics…looks good.

The world needs more rich girls living the rich girl life in rich people places to make the rest of the world feel like shit about their poor, pathetic, selves…because one thing I’ll say about social media is that I don’t see enough models and hot chicks spending the day by the pool at mansions…and yachts…and 5 star hotels…you know…

Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW

2017

10

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day

Doutzen Kroe is topless, in a thong and thankful that at 32, her husband hasn’t officially left her for all the other young hot girls who DJ slut out for him, because he’s a DJ….even though she quit Victoria’s Secret to tour with him, police him, and convince him it was for the kids to spend more time with their touring dad…at least that’s what she tells people…because no one wants to admit they were fired, especially not after being owned by the brand for what must have been a decade…

That said, she’s a mom of two…and butt looks fine…I mean fine as in fine…not as in 90s Black Sitcom fine….because she’s a tall model who isn’t fat even if she’s old …she’s rich and well rested from not working… well taken care of…because she doesn’t want to give her man more reason to leave her….and she can afford all those fancy lotions and creams that make her asshole smell angelic despite what you’d assume is some USHER herpes…thanks to all the EDM loving DJ whores being fucking hot little dirty pussies….who don’t use condoms…since no one uses condom…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW