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2017

27

Jul

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

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I read that this is for Vogue, but I am having a hard time believing that based on Hailey Baldwin being some lowest of the low level model who only models because her dad is a Baldwin…and sure she’s think but so basic and boring..whether Beiber fucked her when she was underage or the Kardashians cart her around or not..she is bootleg….

Also, Vogue doesn’t really take “butt shots” like they are an instagram shout out page featuring slutty girls, but the whole world is scrambling and upside down so maybe they are doing instagram photoshoots too…everyone else is..and there is no real brand loyalty, or quality anymore, at least not based on the garbage people getting paid…it’s all so crazy

But I can handle young girls in bikinis in photos…I get the appeal…it is really the only think I like in the world…and I don’t even really like it…it makes me mad…but I keep staring..even if she’s the bottom wrung on a ladder of rich trashy girls I hate…

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2017

27

Jul

Brooke Burke Wild On the Retirement Years of the Day

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Brooke Burke was not really that big of a deal ever in her career as a plastic surgery looking playboy looking chick of the 90s who all looked like this…but I know she has a really insane fan base that spam me when I do posts on her mocking her 15 kids she’s had with at least one rich guy to support her existence…knowing she was a fetish to some mid 40 year olds back when she mattered…all fake tits, fake face, traveling the world having a good time…before ending up a mom who looks like a porn chick on Dancing with the stars, which turned into whatever the fuck it is she does now..

But I do find it interesting to watch her plastic surgery age, it’s like that science experiment in elementary school where you put a sandwich in a jar and watch it rot…the human slut version…exciting.

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2017

27

Jul

Pixie Lott has a Hot Bikini Body of the Day

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Something that I have learned about myself, probably the one thing I’ve really learned about myself as a man in this world, in our society…is that…I really like staring at hot bodies in bikinis…

They don’t have to be the hottest of bodies, or the hottest of faces, but thin girls, with some skinny legs and a decent round ass, all half naked…often times with suits jacked up their asses, are a magical thing for me…the one true passion I have in life…or the one thing I know is real…making me wonder why I don’t just become a homeless busker or bum in a beach town..I think I’d be at my happiest..

So I don’t care or know what a Pixie Lott is, I just know she’s doing something I like, and that’s more than I can say about any of you assholes..

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Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2017

27

Jul

Alyssa Milano Cleavage of the Day

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I hate Alyssa Milano because she’s caved into society’s expectations of her. We bullied her for having hairy fucking arms, and she’s reacted by getting laser hair removal on the shit, like a fucking pussy, insecure bitch, who lets bullies push her around, instead of embracing her hairy fucking destiny…

But I don’t mind when insecure bitches post up pics of their cleavage cuz I like tits, and when women, even old ones, feel the need to share them because I assume they think they look hot…I’m into it..

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is EVERYTHING and MORE….or at least Eating Everying and MORE of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan may not work out. She may not be the healthiest of people. She may be sloppy as fuck, with a belly hanging out of her one piece bathing suit…all while being medicated on whatever it is she medicates herself with….but at least she’s still alive, because for the longest time we all assumed she would just give into her inner demons, brought on by evil parents, and off herself…but instead she’s living and that in and of itself…even when not tight bodied…is a gift…

Her pasty white skin may look like it is smeared with dog shit, but those are just her freckles…but she is wonderful and a gift…

Her hard nipples on her great big, now for a reason because she’s taken up eating…is more than just erotic…it is everything…like they can feed a nation of starving babies….babies that her uterus look like she’s filled with….they give me hope…of a better tomorrow.

Her ass melting away…but she’s 30…and thanks to her wrecked from surgeries and filler face…it’s just acting 46 and haggard like the rest of her…

She’s like a hot wife we married getting old…without having brought your children to the world…so you don’t have that same respect for the getting old…but you still don’t mind it since you get to jerk off to other girls…even though you know it your heart…that this is home…a very broken down and battered home…one that brings out repressed memories but still home…

Lohan..is all that is good in the world…the OG Bella Thorne…and I still feel connected at the soul with her..

Here she is in video:

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus in a Bikini Top with her Weird Busty Stage Mom of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is not that she’s some hipster shape shifting weirdo who went off the deep end and became this colorful real life tumblr account thanks to her management…positioning it as her finding herself…when really it was her finding an angle to market herself…because weed doesn’t turn people into NEON loving new-hippies naked and living the MEME life…it’s just weed…but interesting angle…considering how many records it sold, how much money it made, before she scaled the fuck back and turned normal, with just a few weirdo tattoos to remind her of the day she scammed her fans…because she’s a vapid Disney kid and all they know is how to be dancing monkeys that get paid…

The interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is her mom, who looks like a strip club waitress, or stripper, that got knocked up a month or two after Achy Breaky Heart was released and who stuck the fuck around and rode it out as hard as she could with Billy Ray because he brought the good life…and she had commodities to raise…

Hanna Montana yo…she’s got the EARNER money Making Pussy…from getting rich dude cum in it, to making rich girls with that cum…briliant…

Well, they are togetehr in Malibu…Miley in a Bikini top because it’s summer and she’s fit and looking’ good…and Mom in a T-shirt with her fake tits…also looking good because if she didn’t Billy Ray, who likely fucks other trashy girls, it’s the Southern rich trash way….living the AMerican Dream.

Here she is doing YOGA…EROTIC…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Liz Hurly Foot Fetish / Bikini Pics of the Day

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Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a heart throb in America and she took down numbers of all the people he met along the way…so that when the right time hit…she could escort them…get them to invest in her bikini line…and even act in movies on her own…proving acting is pretty easy…before Hugh was caught with a Tranny and her Uterus was filled with rich guy sperm…

She’s still pushing the bikini thing looking good enough for all of us who remember her being the hottest late 90s thing…and the 90s are back…even when the pussy we liked is 90…

Either way, jerk off to her old lady flipper feet…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Reality Show Garbage Audrina Patridge in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

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I guess Audrina Patridge wants you to remember who she is…because in her heart of hearts she doesn’t think of herself in the same way the rest of the world who still remember her think of her…a one hit wonder reality show piece of shit who isn’t even that hot…but who is fit…

She thinks of herself as a mom, a social media personality who was able to leverage her reality show fame back when that shit kind of mattered, she was spoiled, got fake tits at 16, was from one of those households…so accepting that she’s nothing but garbage that won some kind of lottery is probably difficult…

So to get that feeling of mattering, people caring, hoping that the tabloids pick up her post baby body…she’s staged paparazzi pics and they are not hot…but they happened and that is better than nothing…or is it? I don’t know it’s all bullshit to me.

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Posted in:Audrina Partridge|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Bella Hadid VS Gigi Hadid in Black Leggings of the Day

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Here are a couple of pictures of rich trash that are both overrated “it girls” for whatever reason – getting paid by big athletic brands to be caught by the paparazzi leaving their houses in NYC – because it’s good marketing….

Gigi and her cameltoe for Reebok..

Bella and her fake jog that is really a job or part of campaign for Nike…look at how SWEATY and out of breath she looks…REAL fitness…that Nike is pumping millions of dollars into RIGHT here…an athlete…who doesn’t do fitness….idiots.

How are they going to even look at each other at Thanksgiving with this kind of rivalry….

Gigi will throw the Turkey at Bella, calling her a coat tail rider, while neither of them really care because they don’t eat, they just like cigarettes and diet cokes…or is one into pepsi while the other drinks coke…leading to more family feuds…while her dad finger bangs some model on the table…as three others wait their turn…magic wallet fingers…and the mom continues to teach the girls how to whore themselves..but showing them hot to pose in their underwear for their social media….like she did the other day…

The stress these kids go through…so rough….at least you know they think it is…but it’s all for good…not evil..you know…if you consider rich kids who do nothing with their lives or for the world “good”…when really that vapid, garbage materialistic behavior is really just evil…..

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

26

Jul

This is What I Am Masturbating To Right Now of the Day

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I find it interesting, but not really, that people like to tell each other what TV show they are watching, what series they are really into, what book they are reading, what they are doing throughout the day…

But rarely do people share what they masturbate to, I mean sometimes a girl you sext will send you a video she came to, and sometimes a friend will tell you he jerked off to some old high school year books he found at a garage sale, but for the most part…I don’t tell you what I am jerking off to ever…until today because today….I am jerking off to this golden whatever it is…Phoebe Price…my queen..I don’t think she could be any more perfect…

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