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2017

26

Jul

Liz Hurly Foot Fetish / Bikini Pics of the Day

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Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a heart throb in America and she took down numbers of all the people he met along the way…so that when the right time hit…she could escort them…get them to invest in her bikini line…and even act in movies on her own…proving acting is pretty easy…before Hugh was caught with a Tranny and her Uterus was filled with rich guy sperm…

She’s still pushing the bikini thing looking good enough for all of us who remember her being the hottest late 90s thing…and the 90s are back…even when the pussy we liked is 90…

Either way, jerk off to her old lady flipper feet…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Reality Show Garbage Audrina Patridge in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

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I guess Audrina Patridge wants you to remember who she is…because in her heart of hearts she doesn’t think of herself in the same way the rest of the world who still remember her think of her…a one hit wonder reality show piece of shit who isn’t even that hot…but who is fit…

She thinks of herself as a mom, a social media personality who was able to leverage her reality show fame back when that shit kind of mattered, she was spoiled, got fake tits at 16, was from one of those households…so accepting that she’s nothing but garbage that won some kind of lottery is probably difficult…

So to get that feeling of mattering, people caring, hoping that the tabloids pick up her post baby body…she’s staged paparazzi pics and they are not hot…but they happened and that is better than nothing…or is it? I don’t know it’s all bullshit to me.

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2017

26

Jul

Bella Hadid VS Gigi Hadid in Black Leggings of the Day

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Here are a couple of pictures of rich trash that are both overrated “it girls” for whatever reason – getting paid by big athletic brands to be caught by the paparazzi leaving their houses in NYC – because it’s good marketing….

Gigi and her cameltoe for Reebok..

Bella and her fake jog that is really a job or part of campaign for Nike…look at how SWEATY and out of breath she looks…REAL fitness…that Nike is pumping millions of dollars into RIGHT here…an athlete…who doesn’t do fitness….idiots.

How are they going to even look at each other at Thanksgiving with this kind of rivalry….

Gigi will throw the Turkey at Bella, calling her a coat tail rider, while neither of them really care because they don’t eat, they just like cigarettes and diet cokes…or is one into pepsi while the other drinks coke…leading to more family feuds…while her dad finger bangs some model on the table…as three others wait their turn…magic wallet fingers…and the mom continues to teach the girls how to whore themselves..but showing them hot to pose in their underwear for their social media….like she did the other day…

The stress these kids go through…so rough….at least you know they think it is…but it’s all for good…not evil..you know…if you consider rich kids who do nothing with their lives or for the world “good”…when really that vapid, garbage materialistic behavior is really just evil…..

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

26

Jul

This is What I Am Masturbating To Right Now of the Day

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I find it interesting, but not really, that people like to tell each other what TV show they are watching, what series they are really into, what book they are reading, what they are doing throughout the day…

But rarely do people share what they masturbate to, I mean sometimes a girl you sext will send you a video she came to, and sometimes a friend will tell you he jerked off to some old high school year books he found at a garage sale, but for the most part…I don’t tell you what I am jerking off to ever…until today because today….I am jerking off to this golden whatever it is…Phoebe Price…my queen..I don’t think she could be any more perfect…

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW|Videos

2017

26

Jul

Taylor Hill Overrated White Girl with hot Daphne Groeneveld Models on Yachts of the Day

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Taylor Hill is a little boring…but she’s with Daphne Groeneveld who is hot…and I guess their rich and dialed in older boyfriends…because these yachts don’t come free…unless some shit got swindled hard in the negotiations that made the yacht company absorb the yacht cost to have two hot models on the yacht…but either way…whether rich dudes they fuck pay, or rich dudes who own the yacht are gifting cuz they want hot pussy on bikinis on the yacht…they are still hookers to me…and I guess my oopinion is the only one that matters since I am the only one here reading this…but not actually… it’s more being shat out of my mouth than anything really…

But this Daphne Groeneveld…she’s pretty amazing….I am that round ass…is amazing…and I love young girls with round assese…there just seem to be so many around..and I want to be best friends with ALL of them.

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW|Taylor Hill

2017

26

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Weird Face Butt Shorts of the Day

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I think we can all agree that despite Ashley Tisdale’s weird, barely famous or relevant in her fame thanks to High School Musical pretty much dying and her not really moving on, ugly, botched Plastic Surgery face….doesn’t really matter and isn’t all that bad when she’s wearing shorts that show her ass cheeks…a trend most 30 somethings don’t follow – but that I am fine with them following when they aren’t fat – because ass cheek exposing shorts are everything..

Earlier today, I spent 10 minutes watching a group of young girls taking selfies and social media pics of each other, and all were in ass cheek exposing shorts, reminding me that you can never have too much ass cheek exposing shorts, be happy it’s a trend, because it’s hot enough to eliminate ugly faces…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Doughy in a Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a little Doughy..

Looking soft in her stomach….

Do we really care whether Charlotte McKinney in Maimi for some face paparazzi bullshit is happenigf, despite her big tits…even if she looks like she’s a bit of a fat fuck dot com….and will calling her a fat fuck dot com really go over well in a world where people can’t appreciate a good anorexic chick with big tits, and instead go for the barrel shaped women like the ones they find in WALMART…it’s a sat world we live in…real sad…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Georgia Fowler Titties of the Day

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Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing…

She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…you know when some creepy predator promises her the world in a coke fueled industry, and her parents sign up for it, paving the way for her to produce tit pics….like this for GQ…

Her claim to fame is working for Victoria’s Secret in 2016, which is a big deal, what little girls abducted by her parents to be fashion models / sex workers for rich guys dream about, because it allows them to command a higher day rate…

I don’t know what these photos are all about, what they are telling me, what the story is…but I see nipple and that’s really the only thing I need any story to tell me, I am ADD and Reading takes too much effort anyway…pics…nip pics…tell many words…

Posted in:Georgia Fowler|SFW

2017

25

Jul

Bella Thorne’s See Through “Enough” Outfit of the Day

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There was a time when you had to cut out the nipples or crotches of a girl you wanted to see naked’s clothing, in order to see what you wanted to see, like her nipples and crotches when she was wearing said clothing…

Or you’d be crafty and spill water on her white t-shirt, or will a rainstorm, or push her into a creek, brook, or river….just to get that level of sheer you needed..

I remember being even more clever about this shit, using something I learned that watching Bob Vila…I’d get a fine grain sand paper and slowly sand away the nipples or crotch or ass of a girl’s clothing so that when it was pulled on over her, the fabric would be thinned out and sheer..

Now bitches are doing it for us…they just wear the sheer clothing…knowingly, willingly, and I guess it makes for a lazy group of men who don’t need to drill holes in walls, or pry mouldings open to see through to the shower, or crawl in crawl spaces to get a vantage point through a vent in the floor or ceiling…it’s just being handed out like Candy on Halloween, and I love Halloween….despite the reward being less work, the reward is still there, because we all love Halloween…excessiveness…greed…laziness…so that you girls like Bella Thorne…feeding us what we want.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

25

Jul

ALba Thick Ass Mom to Be in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba is pregnant, but not overly pregnant yet, you know the right amount of pregnant where her body just thickens up in a weird fat ass way, and where you can’t knock her up no matter how much you cum in her, which in and of itself is a highlight…if you’re into getting her well documented herpes…and if you’re into a girl well past her prime, but still pretty good, because she’s a vapid LA person and that’s all part of what they are about, I mean she was a celeb before the face of a billion dollar brand…manipulating us all…but that round ass..it’s good to look at, so juicy and delicious…that even if you hate Alba and all she represents..like you were her husband demanding a paternity test cuz you can’t trust bitches these days….

I don’t know where I’m going with this…other than JUICY…and worth thinking about sticking your fingers up inside…..you know to help massage her pregnancy from the inside out…

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