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2017

28

Jul

Bella Thorne Looking at Foliage in her Boxers and Other Important Things of the Day

Here’s a totally casually picture of Bella Thorne in her underwear, all white and pure, all young and innocent, all hot bodied and exhibitionist, to remind you all that she’s just a product of the times, and bad parenting, but also the times…dialed in exhibitionism, something I wish girls were doing back when I was 20, because it makes for a more interesting life, filled with less calls to the cops against you, when you would, like the opportunistic adventuring prospector that you were, would hide in closets to get this same type of content…these girls are doing the work for you, which is interesting, since none of them actually work, but rather get paid to document their “living”…

I’m into it.

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2017

27

Jul

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

Bella Thorne wore a bra out to some bullshit – where you can see her nipples on her perky young tits…that don’t really matter, but that are young, famous, attention seeking, succeeding at whatever she’s doing and that in and of itself is enough…

She’s got a great body…and she’s trying really fucking hard and I’m okay with that…

AND….That’s all I have to say about that.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS SHE WANTS YOU TO SEE THAT IS WHY SHE WORE THE TOP CICK HERE

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2017

27

Jul

Rachel Bilson Pics up the Pace on her Insta Slutty of the Day

A few weeks ago Rachel Bilson, who I assume is a mom by now, you know she was with her handler or captor or whatever you want to call that guy for a while now, and it only makes sense that at 30 something she’d get knocked up, and breed…it’s the American and I guess every culture way to run pussy so that men get fixate on younger and fresher pussy..

That said, she dabbled in some bikini or bathing suit pics on her IG, you know she’s an actress and thus an attention seeking whore, but that doesn’t mean she’s a content producer too, so it takes time to warm up…and a few weeks later…her bikini selfie finally involves cleavage and cleavage is apparently the thing that makes a shitty or boring self indulgent social media pic better…seee we are learning here with Bilson…it feels nice being in this together.

Either way, proof that tits make everything better…

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2017

27

Jul

Britney Spears Boudoir Pic of the Day

I don’t know what this cheesy as fuck underwear being pulled up into her mom pussy, angelic and weirdly lit, made up like a sex doll, Britney Spears photo is for, apparently some kind of fragrance ad, or some other cheesy fucking product she is trying to unload…or that her handler parents re trying to unload by using her to carry their hopes and dreams on her broken girl back….and I don’t know who signed off on it..but it looks like some photoshopped boudoir Sears portrait studio after dark…where the Sears portrait studio sneaks people into Sears for sexy shoots they can sell the prints of at the Flea Market or that can save their cheesy white trash marriage by adding some spice to it…I saw it on an episode of Roseanne..it is a thing…not that I believe I could ever add life to my marriage, when all I crave is her death…

But you get what I’m saying ,and that is that despite being bad, this is good…so good…Britney is everything…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

27

Jul

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

I read that this is for Vogue, but I am having a hard time believing that based on Hailey Baldwin being some lowest of the low level model who only models because her dad is a Baldwin…and sure she’s think but so basic and boring..whether Beiber fucked her when she was underage or the Kardashians cart her around or not..she is bootleg….

Also, Vogue doesn’t really take “butt shots” like they are an instagram shout out page featuring slutty girls, but the whole world is scrambling and upside down so maybe they are doing instagram photoshoots too…everyone else is..and there is no real brand loyalty, or quality anymore, at least not based on the garbage people getting paid…it’s all so crazy

But I can handle young girls in bikinis in photos…I get the appeal…it is really the only think I like in the world…and I don’t even really like it…it makes me mad…but I keep staring..even if she’s the bottom wrung on a ladder of rich trashy girls I hate…

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2017

27

Jul

Brooke Burke Wild On the Retirement Years of the Day

Brooke Burke was not really that big of a deal ever in her career as a plastic surgery looking playboy looking chick of the 90s who all looked like this…but I know she has a really insane fan base that spam me when I do posts on her mocking her 15 kids she’s had with at least one rich guy to support her existence…knowing she was a fetish to some mid 40 year olds back when she mattered…all fake tits, fake face, traveling the world having a good time…before ending up a mom who looks like a porn chick on Dancing with the stars, which turned into whatever the fuck it is she does now..

But I do find it interesting to watch her plastic surgery age, it’s like that science experiment in elementary school where you put a sandwich in a jar and watch it rot…the human slut version…exciting.

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2017

27

Jul

Pixie Lott has a Hot Bikini Body of the Day

Something that I have learned about myself, probably the one thing I’ve really learned about myself as a man in this world, in our society…is that…I really like staring at hot bodies in bikinis…

They don’t have to be the hottest of bodies, or the hottest of faces, but thin girls, with some skinny legs and a decent round ass, all half naked…often times with suits jacked up their asses, are a magical thing for me…the one true passion I have in life…or the one thing I know is real…making me wonder why I don’t just become a homeless busker or bum in a beach town..I think I’d be at my happiest..

So I don’t care or know what a Pixie Lott is, I just know she’s doing something I like, and that’s more than I can say about any of you assholes..

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Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2017

27

Jul

Alyssa Milano Cleavage of the Day

I hate Alyssa Milano because she’s caved into society’s expectations of her. We bullied her for having hairy fucking arms, and she’s reacted by getting laser hair removal on the shit, like a fucking pussy, insecure bitch, who lets bullies push her around, instead of embracing her hairy fucking destiny…

But I don’t mind when insecure bitches post up pics of their cleavage cuz I like tits, and when women, even old ones, feel the need to share them because I assume they think they look hot…I’m into it..

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is EVERYTHING and MORE….or at least Eating Everying and MORE of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may not work out. She may not be the healthiest of people. She may be sloppy as fuck, with a belly hanging out of her one piece bathing suit…all while being medicated on whatever it is she medicates herself with….but at least she’s still alive, because for the longest time we all assumed she would just give into her inner demons, brought on by evil parents, and off herself…but instead she’s living and that in and of itself…even when not tight bodied…is a gift…

Her pasty white skin may look like it is smeared with dog shit, but those are just her freckles…but she is wonderful and a gift…

Her hard nipples on her great big, now for a reason because she’s taken up eating…is more than just erotic…it is everything…like they can feed a nation of starving babies….babies that her uterus look like she’s filled with….they give me hope…of a better tomorrow.

Her ass melting away…but she’s 30…and thanks to her wrecked from surgeries and filler face…it’s just acting 46 and haggard like the rest of her…

She’s like a hot wife we married getting old…without having brought your children to the world…so you don’t have that same respect for the getting old…but you still don’t mind it since you get to jerk off to other girls…even though you know it your heart…that this is home…a very broken down and battered home…one that brings out repressed memories but still home…

Lohan..is all that is good in the world…the OG Bella Thorne…and I still feel connected at the soul with her..

Here she is in video:

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

26

Jul

Miley Cyrus in a Bikini Top with her Weird Busty Stage Mom of the Day

The most interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is not that she’s some hipster shape shifting weirdo who went off the deep end and became this colorful real life tumblr account thanks to her management…positioning it as her finding herself…when really it was her finding an angle to market herself…because weed doesn’t turn people into NEON loving new-hippies naked and living the MEME life…it’s just weed…but interesting angle…considering how many records it sold, how much money it made, before she scaled the fuck back and turned normal, with just a few weirdo tattoos to remind her of the day she scammed her fans…because she’s a vapid Disney kid and all they know is how to be dancing monkeys that get paid…

The interesting thing about Miley Cyrus is her mom, who looks like a strip club waitress, or stripper, that got knocked up a month or two after Achy Breaky Heart was released and who stuck the fuck around and rode it out as hard as she could with Billy Ray because he brought the good life…and she had commodities to raise…

Hanna Montana yo…she’s got the EARNER money Making Pussy…from getting rich dude cum in it, to making rich girls with that cum…briliant…

Well, they are togetehr in Malibu…Miley in a Bikini top because it’s summer and she’s fit and looking’ good…and Mom in a T-shirt with her fake tits…also looking good because if she didn’t Billy Ray, who likely fucks other trashy girls, it’s the Southern rich trash way….living the AMerican Dream.

Here she is doing YOGA…EROTIC…

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