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2017

31

Jul

Bella Hadid Posts Paparazzi Nipples of the Day

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You gotta be some kind of narcissist who is really into herself to post a picture that the paparazzi that you called on yourself took of you – because you like the way your mangled plastic surgery lips and nose and tits and stomach look….

That’s enough on that.

But check out the nipples…because she wants you to…and if you know anything about influencer marketing, following their lead is the answer to all things vapid, disgusting, and superficial in our pathetic society and existence…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

31

Jul

Britney Spears Slutty Middle Aged Menopausal Mom of Two Workout Content of the Day

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Britney Spears is looking pretty good for a middled-aged menopausal mom of two in her workout gear…because Britney Spears is back, at least as “back” as she can be, thanks to being a middled-aged menopausal mom of two, who thanks to being old can’t have more kids, even though as K-Fed will attest to, knocking her up is a real win….no more…

She’s fit, her body good, her parents working her hard because they still own her…she carries them with her song and dance scam…and while rolling into her high sex drive late 30s..things could get exciting if she just gets off the meds…

I’m starting to get into 40 year olds….there is something about their battle wounds I appreciate…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Tara Reid Wasn’t Showing Nipples of the Day

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In the event you’ve seen the Tara Reid, goddess who reminds me of a corpse, in a see through dress, from some event she was invited to, after years of loving events, throwing her career away for essentially going to events around the world, when she wasn’t getting awful fake tits..

She wants you to know, it’s not her nipples, but “Cutlets”

Just so everyone is aware. I was wearing double cutlets last night

Thanks for clearing that up…Tara…I’m amazed she’s not dead, but even more amazed at how much I like her see through..but not that amazed..

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2017

28

Jul

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid, like every girl under 25, is walking around with some hard nipples, because that’s what happens when you don’t wear a bra and no one wears a bra anymore and that makes it a magical life…for a pervert like me – who likes staring at nipples of girls I don’t know, or really care about, since nipples are magic. They feed the future generation / my need to stare at nipples because my mom never breast fed me….

I sexualize tits…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a thick party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever the fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any DJ Slut groupie….

She was a Victoria’s Secret model at the time, so that was a big deal, with a lot of fame, good enough for the DJ to lock it in and cum in….only for her to be fired, because no one gave a fuck about her, and her baby making bikini model…forcing her to find her way in the world without the big evil empire carrying her on her shoulders…

These are some paparazzi pics of her in a bikini…this isn’t that exciting…but it happened.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Amanda Cerny in a Bikini of the Day

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Look at those thighs rub together…

Amanda Cerny was a playboy chick everyone seemed to forget was a playboy chick the second she started doing vine as the hot chick – despite not being that hot – but rather just good at simple humor with her friends she made who dominated that app with their stupidity….and now she’s an instagram star since vine is no more…and she secures brand deals – hefty brand deals that make her money…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the big tits she made money with because that’s how she got her very important start.

I have seen her pussy…

Now she’s doing bikini shoots, looking doughy, paparazzi caliber, and pretty gross, not worthy of the fame she’s got, but no one watches TV anymore, it’s all internet and if you’ve watched TV you’ll know why kids watch the internet..and I prefer when girls get naked to succeed rather than realize how easy it is to trick dumb kids with dumb jokes…but I guess she got naked to get here and that’s enough of a lesson to teach the YOUTHS…for me…

Here is a social media pic…

Posted in:Amanda Cerny|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Slutty of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is on her knees half naked in Europe for the Leonardo DiCaprio sugar baby convention for the environment, where he brings out all the connected enough sluts for him to use as his next girlfriend if they jump through hoops proper….he brings out dozens of women to compete for his attention amongst themselves…it feeds his ego…and it’s pretty funny that all these sugar baby whores run to to the chance to be with Leo…because ultimately, all women are groupie whores attracted to the celebrity life…especially those like Charlotte McKinney who try so hard to be celebrity life..

Weird. Garbage people…living a better life than any of us…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Pussy of the Day

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Kristen Stewart’s sex toy is a Victoria’s Secret model named Stella Maxwell…who was a legit a tall, thin, weird androgynous model…in the hipster scene…who grew out her hair…and put on a push up bra…and became some hot thing…that Victoria’s Secret team bought into because she was leaching on Barbara Palvin to get Victoria’s Secret, because she was originally known as Barbara Palvin’s friend, banged Miley Cyrus, black widowed Barbara Palvin and basically stole her life, her job, her pay….before moving onto Kristen Stewart some other broken girl…that Stella Maxwell will manipulate into her demon tactics…

These are some of her social media pics….she’s hot.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2017

28

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Armpit Tit Flash of the Day

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I don’t really understand why Vanessa Hudgens is walking around with her hands over her head, but I guess it’s to show the world that she’s not as hairy as she used to be, you know being a little monkey, and the dude staring at her armpit is as amazed as you should be…

I prefer when she shows off her tits in leaked sexting pictures, that happened before it was a trend to be naked all day everyday on social media…when it was still exciting…when something like that kind of scandal dropped…..

This weird armpit / side tit / hands over head like she’s in a hostage taking…is just boring…but I bet at least one of you jerk off to it…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

28

Jul

Elizabeth Olsen Armpit Fetish of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I know people with armpit fetishes…most girls get uncomfortable when you start fucking with their armpits, as I’ve been known to eat their armpits out like it is their pussy, mainly because it’s next to my face while I’m fucking them, and I have limited mobility and just like the idea of flopping my tongue around like a retard trying to solve a puzzle…all dopey and shit…

I like it….I wouldn’t say it’s a fetish, I know a dude who would only cum by pit fucking a girl…he’d try the traditional holes, but could only get off with PIT…While my armpit fetish is less of a fetish, I can live without it, but I like it enough to do it….while girls are generally not into it…so it’s something…on the weird spectrum…just not overly extreme

So seeing Elizabeth Olsen drying her armpits in a bathroom for her social media…is an interesting thing to see…from armpits, to little legs in a squating position, in a mini skirt and heels, while sweaty like a ditch pig…it’s almost too much to handle…

Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen|SFW