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2017

15

Aug

Lea Michele’s Weird Angled Butt Shot of the Day

Lea Michele, possible dude….probably not a dude…maybe just a hard face…but I like to pretend she’s a dude…because of the storyline I’ve written for her in my head…basically bred to be a girl, there are more parts for girls, taught to sing like a girl, hormone therapy to be like a girl, never quite being a girl…no periods in site, just a lot of duct tape, because stage parents take this shit seriously…they are committed to the cause, the dream…and they do what they need to do to make it happen..

Well, she’s in a bathing suit posing in ways that make me kind of want to fuck her – despite her being Lea Michele.

It’s a weird angle butt shot, but it’s less depressing than the rest of her feed, where she comes across as a vapid, lonely, cheesy, mainstream, confused, no personality, pile of shit…we can blame her testicles for that…they keep her edgy.

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2017

14

Aug

Hilary Duff Feeding Pussy of the Day

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How about some clickbait of Hilary Duff feeding a bunch of cats at a cat farm where they milk the cats to make cat milk and cheese because cat milk is cheaper to produce than Dairy Milk and when all mixed together…no dumb consumer knows the fucking difference…they just drink it up, make it into ice cream…whatever they can do to cut costs…it’s the American Capitalistic Way…something Hilary Duff lives by, because she also cut corners to make as much stupid money as she possible could, so that now she sits on a pile of money and can afford the luxury of going to cat dairy farms to feed the cats before they get milked…

In other news, she posted a slutty selfie, because all women are slutty, and want to be sexualized, even when they aren’t hot…but lucky for Hilary Duff…she’s hot…better than ever…thick and juicy…I’d eat it all up…like a boy of cat milk yogurt…

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2017

14

Aug

Nicki Minaj Butt Shot of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is releasing a new song…so she’s taken to her social media to post a picture of her fat fake ass…because I guess like all these other starlets who don’t realize that the world has heard enough from them..she’s gotta keep on producing nonsense…knowing that it will sell because people are easy to brainwash…but more importantly…are easy to clickbait…all it takes is some nude or semi nude pics…

She’s not hot, was never hot, but at least she’s trying to be compelling with her body, something she probably missed out in Drama School before she was famous because she was more of a PRECIOUS than whatever the fuck this is….

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2017

14

Aug

Bella Thorne at Teen Choice Shit of the Day

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I guess the Teen Choice awards happened, but you probably already knew about all of that, you know while sitting in your van outside of the teen choice awards, a trip you make every year at the end of the summer, hoping and praying that you’ll finally get invited in, because it is the only thing that matters in your life, because you had a fucked up childhood, an even more fucked up adolescence, you cystic acne, your awkwardness, your love for bathing in vinegar or lack of showering, chronic masturabtion to girls in your class, anxiety around woman…your no friends, not girlfriends, your family who hated you….leading a life of teen obsession, hoping to one day relive the trauma the right way, not that you have a great job in middle-management…

Well, for those of you who weren’t aware of the teen choice Awards, a award show I doubt teens even watch, since they don’t watch TV, or fuck with award shows, so they don’t actually vote, but the networks do, so it carries on with fake news, fake votes, fake bullshit…fake…

Bella Thorne was there, looking like a raver who got shat on by another raver, because they are so edgy…and EDM….who make EDM…because anyone can apparently…and people like jerking off to her….even though she’s annoying….so here she is…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

I am sure there were a lot of attention seeking, stage parented, broken 20 year olds who play teens on TV shows no one watch there….but I’m too lazy to find them.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

14

Aug

No Body Cares About Ireland Baldwin Nude of the DAy

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When the world is going to shit, from American on America hate over bullshit confederate statue, or America on North Korea hate with stupid threats from stupid people about “FIRE AND FURY”….

You know you can always find solace, happiness, the answers….calm in a picture of Ireland Baldwin climbing out on a ladder naked…

I know what you’re thinking, “Who is Ireland Baldwin”…or “What is this Ireland Baldwin you speak of”….but that’s just because you’re an uncultured fuck and think it’s a pub in ireland where leprechauns get used as dildos…or because you don’t care about Alec Baldwin, his STD that grew into a little monster trying hard to be a model or social media person….and no matter how naked she gets…no one will notice…but me…because I have nothing else to do.

Keep bringing them NUDES.

Here’s what’s going on in America…

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2017

14

Aug

Sistine Stallone Looks Like Rocky’s Speedbag of the Day

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THIS JUST IN….NOT ALL CELEB KIDS ARE CREATED EQUALLY….but they do still have better lives than you…and at least she’s skinny…

That long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag…

That sheer top makes it all ok, becuase it’s the style, she’s got a trust fund and can go through life pretty much doing this…nothing of subsance…thanks to dad…and there’s something leisurely that would be interesting to K-Fed about that.

TO SEE THE Rest of the PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

14

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Mom Ass in Chaps for VS Holiday Campaign of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel and the other Victoria’s Secret on staff hookers ,because if you pay them on a contractual basis to get naked for you, it is not considered prostitution, it’s considered promo model work….and in Candicce’s case the only client she’s ever really had…they created her, she exists because of them, and she can’t escape them, and why would she, they didn’t fire her for having a kid like I would have, the also pay her over a million dollars a year to be their hot ass, and I guess when your ass post kids looks this good, you deserve to be celebrated, because if you’ve ever seen a mom…they don’t generally look this good…this too work…and for that…she’s insta whoring with booty shake videos…something she’s never done pre-kid, because like most women, the whoring gets more aggressive when your pussy has exploded in front of a room full of people, when you shit out your kid, and your baby daddy cheated on you…because he can’t face that blown out pussy anymore, because he had you pre kid..

YOU KNOW.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

11

Aug

Bella Thorne Tight Fit Young Body of the Day

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Bella Thorne has a tight body…that’s all I have to say about that..

I mean it’s on rotation everyday – there’s not much more I have to say about that…

She’s got the hard job of trying to find clever new ways to pose and be interesting looking in her slutty shameless pics…Because of half nude is not just a half nude, you need to make sure it doesn’t look desperate or contrived, too slutty, or low grade, you need it to be natural, organic, just her outfit, authentic, because ultimately, she wants to get that work, to keep her credible, even if we all know she’s just a hot young redheaded body….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

11

Aug

Jessica Simpson Titty Dance of the Day

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Jessica Simpson shook her fat tits for a social media post…because she’s discovered BOOMERANG and it probably entertains what you’d assume was her small mind, if you’re from the era of her reality TV show, or really any public interview, that I’ll assume is just a front to relate to the trash who are into her and who buy her stupid clothing and who made her a billionaire through K-Mart fashions…because it makes her relatable, like one of them, when really she’s some money grubbing celebrity….with big tits, tits she realized long ago allows her some leeway in her prone to fatness size, because they make for a good contrast, offset the gut that Weight Watchers paid her a million dollars to lose when she was a fucking blimp….giving her a second shot at life and mom hotness…and all it took was money and cash because this girl who plays a retard is either a retard with a good team…or calculating…and I can’t figure it out because I am hypnotized by tits…

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A WEIRD HOOKER OUTFIT THAT SHOWCASES HER GUNT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW|Videos

2017

11

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hot Skinny Model Body Fake Jogging to Promote Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I am the girl jogger creeper, I mean I guess I am the girl anything creeper, because girls don’t need to be jogging or doing fitness in public, while wearing skimpy or tight workout gear for me to go “DAMN”….and stare until either it’s uncomfortable for them, or just humiliating and weird for me….

I love seeing girls leaving the gym, getting coffee after the gym, on their way to the gym, while in fitness gear, or really anything for that matter…because girls dress slutty these days…and it’s nice to stare at a body, or multiple bodies…

The only problem with running girls, or biking girls is that I can’t keep up to them, it’s like they run towards me, then past me, in a split second I fall in love, then it is taken away from me….

Pretty romantic really…

Here’s Elsa Hosk, probably not actually jogging, I’m onto you girl….this is clearly just a staged ad for an evil empire of mall brand made in CHina cheap underwear that made this model legit…..

THIS IS AN AD – SHE IS NOT EVEN WORKING OUT – CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS – CAPTIALISM

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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