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2019

02

Dec

Tinashe Street Slut of the Day

I still don’t know who Tinashe is, but I assume she’s one of Chris Brown’s girlfriends who was not scared off from his woman beating, and used it for her own personal gain….a singing career like she was Rihanna…because along with making black eyes from hits, Chris Brown also makes traditional music hits…just look at what happened to Rihanna after he was done with her…shit went EXPONENTIALLY BIGGER…and now we’re here talking about TINASHE like she’s someone only because I assume she’s one of Chris Brown’s girls…getting hits….both literally and figuratively…HOWEVER that could just be me being totally misinformed cuz I don’t bother with google…and the Chris Brown girl I was talking about is actually named Tarruche….I can only process a certain number of weird fucking names that start with T and end in SHE/CHE…due to head injuries, drinking and not giving a fuck about any of this nonsense..

Here she is in lingerie that I didn’t post last week because I don’t know who TINASHE is.

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2019

02

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Cameltoe of the Day

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Charlotte Mckinney may be a great set of monster sized tits on a small frame who once Danced with the Stars but was wrongfully cast as one of the stars since no one knew who she was at the time and I assume a lot of people probably still don’t…

But she’s also a cameltoe..a cameltoe on the beaches of Miami for her IG selfie…and I think pussy definition is the definition of LIFE….literally…and for jerk off purposes…so keep up the creative content that the fans can jerk off to…because we are perverts.

This picture would only be better if she was peeing.

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2019

02

Dec

LeeAnn Rimes Hitchiking Homewrecking Slut of the Day

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LeeAnn Rimes is fake hitc hiking half naked to draw attention to herself and I guess to her CHRISTMAS TOUR, because like clockwork, every year, LeeAnn Rimes is a home wrecking slut, but more importantly, is cashing the fuck in on the lowest common denominator on Christmas…

You see the LeeAnn Rimes win was launching her career in Country Music, because Country fans are God Fearing, Wholesome and American…and in that, their morals and values lie in forgiveness. They are coded to forgive people for their wrong doings…like being a homewrecking slut…and more importantly, they fucking love Christmas…the celebration of their lord…

So while in the Christmas spirit and looking for some Christmas Cheer, from an iconic country voice who does Christmas cash grabs well, LeeAnn Rimes is able to sell out shows, that add to her royalties she makes, cuz she’s already rich as fuck…you know a nice bonus…and all she has to do is 13 days of work a year to make it…great fucking scam…and interesting choice in wholesome marketing of the tour…cuz nothing says Christmas like some fake tits and a groin tattoo in a one piece on the side of the road like she was just raped and left to die…and is trying to find someone to help her get to the hospital / police station for a rape kit….right.

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2019

02

Dec

Serinda Swan Bathing Suit Ass of the Day

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Serinda Swan is some CANADIAN from WEST VANCOUVER which is where rich people live and where people like SHAY MITCHELL are from…

Her dad is some weirdo theatre director who got her into the Vancouver acting scene, which is a good place for Canadians in acting to be, because all the bootleg productions get filmed there, as it is a 3 hour flight from home for the Hollywood types, and the labor is cheaper, and the exchange rate is favorable…

So things like Smallville, where she was one twice and she was able to break out of that Hollywood North, and end up in HOLLYWOOD official by being on a series of shows…from BALLERS to something on a CBS show called CORONORS that I am sure no one under 55 knows exists but gets her paid…

She’s not that interesting, but she’s got an ass in a bathing suit and that’s enough.

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2019

02

Dec

Ariel Winter Reunited with True Love – FOOD- of the Day

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Ariel Winter has irresponsibly told her retard fans that the key to her weight loss was due to changing her anti-depressants, instead of admitting to lipo….because I guess after years of doing fitness and failing due to her overeating, destroying her or at least the chairs she would sit on….cuz she was that fat…she couldn’t admit to defeat after a life of winning, at least in terms of “acting” because girls who look like this are better suited to work the cash at Walmart and not grace our televisions on a hit sitcom I’ve never seen cuz I don’t fuck with shit content like that…but AMERICA does..and that is what matters…

This is obviously a fucking fat slob – even if she’s skinny right now – reuniting with her true love – FOOD….and this is probably a fucking ad…because everything is an ad…Look how happy she is to get her food.

But if a pantsless in a t-shirt Ariel Winter troll legs is your thing…this is for you…but I like to hope you’re not into anything about this trash so that she can go to the cave where ex child stars go to kill themselves with drug overdoses like they were Dana Plato….or Jonathan Brandis…or that kid from Glee…or Gary Coleman…you get what I am saying…these exploited by their parents motherfuckers have no chance. So if you are a fan, take it in, it won’t be here very long.

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2019

02

Dec

Molly Quinn Bikini Body of the Day

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Look at them thighs rubbing together the way no one likes it…but we can’t shame the “NO THIGH GAP”…or give girls unrealistic expectations about “THIGH GAP”…we are better than that as a people and we’ve fucked way fatter….but they weren’t aspiring celebs..

She’s 26 and creepy as fuck, but that could jsut be the whole being a light skinned ginger thing, something that to this day, even with all the exposure to gingers, even after seeing some gingers get all famous like Carrot Top, I still seee a fiery orange bush against and overly pink, almost repulsive cunt…the CONTRAST to hard for me to want to dive in there for a mouth swim…if you know what I mean..and that is that I am a fucking pervert but not that perverted.

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2019

02

Dec

Maia Mitchell Bathing Suit of the Day

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Maia Mitchell is an Australian child star who is 26 years old…and has over 6 million followers on IG so she KNOWS she matters.

I’ve never heard of her, but that doesn’t mean I can’t stare at her bathing suit pics for social media like she wants us to, otherwise she wouldn’t post it.

Everyone, even the most tech retarded retard knows that tits get hits, sex sells, nudity and half nudity get more likes than clothed pics, since we’re all perverts and half naked is what we want to see…even if we didn’t know we wanted to see it…because we never heard of Maia Mitchell because we don’t fuck with Australia, the land built on criminals…that has created countless hot slutty girls..and Crocodile Hunters….but that’s not the point…the point is…Maia Mitchell…

If you like her GOOGLE her cuz I’m not.

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2019

29

Nov

Sarah Fucking Snyder Spreading Legs in a Bikini of the Day

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“It Girl” who used to fuck Will Smith’s trans son, and got semi-famous for it, at least in the street wear community, because street wear is so fucking queer people like Will Smiths’ son inspire the models they use to promote their shit, which is just shit, over priced, over hyped, aggressively marketed and limited editon shit, for nerds to collect and buy into because they have no real coolness or style…allowing people like Kanye and Hypebeast to dictate what is cool to their loyal followers of nerds looking for the latest lame pair of sneakers to put in their sneaker room with their 500 pairs…

Since Hip Hop marketing accounts for 75 percent of trends in white people, it’s smart to be dialed in as the white girl who supports that, cuz the white people following the lies, will inturn decide you’re the hot one…and as big fashion brings more of the streetwear people into their mix…everyone gets more high profile…and less core, underground, or interesting…

I used to fuck with streetwear in the 90s…and all that shit is over now….but Sarah Fucking Snyder looks Like she wants to lay there and get Stuffed Like a Turkey by any black dick she can without filming it as she balances that fine line of porn girl and girl channeling porn

Posted in:Sarah Fucking Snyder|SFW

2019

29

Nov

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Fitness Erotica of the Day

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NINA AGDAL still hasn’t found her lost chromosome…but she’s trying….

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2019

29

Nov

Caylee Cowan Got Her Ass Out of the Day

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Caylee COwan is some slut trying to be the next big thing by sexualizing herself…good strategy for my needs as a pervert voyeur…

You can see her PREVIOUS SLUTTY SHOOTS where I confuse her with the girl from EUPHORIA with the great tits, when really she’s hasn’t done much, despite having been around for a while…

I think the most interesting or relevant fact about her is that she’s estranged from her father, which could explain this hustle…daddy issues…yes.

They say she lived at Chateau Marmont, which is expensive and where Lohan lived probably around the time that this one was born, seeing as Lohan is old as shit, so I assume, based on her resume, that she either sucks rich dick or is rich…and who cares…that’s what all girls are about…look at her smut.

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