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2019

29

Nov

Salma Hayek No Panties of the Day

Salma Hayek’s husbands family just bought Tiffany & Co for 16 billion dollars and this is a celebration of her divorce settlement provided she ever leaves him….

No wait, I googled it, her husband’s family owns another LUXURY BRAND EMPIRE FROM FRANCE worth billions, but not the one that bought Tiffany & Co, but let’s assume that they probably bid on it and lost out to LVMH, so they sent the daughter-in-law / Trophy Wife the empire was able to import from MEXICO for the son of the empire….to post this shot of what could be her asshole if only that dumb dress she’s in was pulled over to the side the way the Hollywood producers used to position her panties back when they were casting her in their movies for her tits…and to prove that they weren’t racist…cuz she was lurking around thanks to being rich in Mexico and able to buy her way into America instead of digging a tunnel or climbing a fence / wall or buying a plane ticket and not ever leaving until the agencies finally sign you for your tits and get you that work visa…NOT THAT IT MATTERS….

What matters is that Selma Hayek despite being old is still slutty, despite being rich as fuck on her own, and even richer as fuck through marriage….she does it for the love of being jerked off to…it is just the wrong kind of slutty, since this isn’t her tits.

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2019

29

Nov

Sofia Richie Taking her Pants Off of the Day

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Sofia Richie is the new or next or current “It” girl who doesn’t do anything good, inspiring, interesting, intelligent, impressive because she’s a rich LA brat who produces slutty content for social media to a large following thanks to being amplified by being the other woman in the Scott Disick storyline for Keeping Up with the Kardashians…because the masses, or a large amount of people care..

I don’t think she’s that bad, I mean she’s Lionel’s official kid after his test run with Nicole that fetus found in the dumpster outside his show he raised before SOFIA …

I figure what the fuck else is a girl to do when she’s rich as shit, has no need to work thanks to the trust fund, has been raised amongst the other vapid idiots who want to break free from their parents that luckily came out when isntagram happened so that people can follow anything even remotely affiliated to wealth and fame…

There are 1000s of celebrity children pre-social media who never had a chance to just pull their tits out and find following based on their parents and instead killed themselves off in sucides and overdoses from being in their parent’s shadow…but now, thanks to Zuckerberg that Pervert…they can build careers, personal brands, etc…and make their own money…cuz the general public are dumb as shit.

I don’t think Sofia Richie is ugly, I like her slutty bikini pics, so I’m all about this hustle…if you’re gonna be a vapid, useless, slut living that life of travel luxury…do it thanks to your family money…and not cuz you’re a straight whore like the rest of these people doing this same thing.

I am not against vapid sex workers sucking rich dick, I just prefer when the vapid sluts start rich and semi-famous because it’s less desperate….and more “real” to how they live…even if it’s social media and all bullshit…

How about them titties:

How about what she’s reading to add depth to her bullshit vapid life…

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2019

29

Nov

Sarah Ramos Hard Nipple Titty Bounce of the Day

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Sarah Ramos is some ugly actress you’ve never heard of…I ran through that WIKIPEDIA link and didn’t see anything I recognized…then I stared at her forehead in the last video on this post and felt it was a bit terrifying, on some KLINGON Level of tap into the nerds with that according looking shit, you’re only 28 why is your head doing that, kind of good to jerk off on to mimic your elementary school project on hydro electricity cuz you lived in Quebec Canada where Hydro Electricity is their thing….you know…you probably don’t know…but I do and that matters…

I guess it is safe to say that the 1/4 Filipino / Jewish starlet that is too unaccomplished to be called a starlet, doesn’t use BOTOX like all the other girls…but also does really boring titty fetish videos with hard nipples in puke or giardiasis diarrhea colored shirts…FUN….if you’re into that kind of thing.

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2019

28

Nov

Alessandra Amborsio Bikini Cum Shot of the Day

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ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is demonstrating her squirt…or what is basically what squirting in porn is…just a whole lot of water drank before peeing all over the place while faking an orgasm…you know how it is…and if you don’t believe me…give a bitch you’re planning on making squirt cuz you bought an ebook on how to make a girl squirt some coffee before you pull your push on her bladder and call it her g-spot…and tell me what you smell..coffee piss…

Anyway, at Ambrosio’s age, this is likely the only lubrication her leathery, old, tired, should be retired pussy gets…from a bottle…menopause empowerment that should never happen…not thankful for that…I’m all for the new pussy, out with the pussy that should have retired 10 years ago and it’s at a point of depressing…even if you still find her hot…which you do…cuz you’re a pervert…and I am thankful for your perversion it gives me somthing to do for 15 mins a day.

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2019

28

Nov

Dua Lipa Erotica of the Day

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Dua Lipa is thankful for youtuube because it allowed her to perpetuate or amplify her lie that she’s a “singer” but accumulating followers with her tits….or cuz she was fun and relatable to dumb people on youtube…which forced the legit labels to assume they needed to attach themselves to her for their success…you know it is what the kids want to see and that’s without huge marketing budgets put into her…it is what they consider “ORGANIC”….but as it turns out, it doesn’t mean that the youtube bitch who scammed youtube and is now a Celebrity thanks to Youtube has any real talent, or ability to put out good music…because being good content creator on youtube that lures the eyeballs is not the same thing as being good…but the world only cares about followers….and that allows us to stare at her ass in a bikini like she matters…which is pretty much the only thing I am interested in when it comes to this new gen of celebs who are bigger than actual celebs with a fraction of the talent, personality, struggle, story, experience…cuz having to struggle to the top rather than fall into it cuz your youtubes are liked gives people a bit more depth but who needs depth in this world…SMOKE AND MIRRORS MOTHERFUCKERS SMOKE AND MIRRRORS….

Here she is in some see through shit

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2019

28

Nov

Elsa Hosk Still Hot In a Hard Nipple Bikini of the Day

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I am thankful that ELSA HOSK photoshopped pics are our version of Elsa Hosk…because Elsa Hosk in the morning unfiltered, not made-up, could go either way.

The dramatic posing sluttiest of the VS models, who despite being the same age as CANDICE SWANEPOEL feels like the new whiteness to their dated business model….and I think she’s one of the hottest…but I have a feeling the Real Elsa Hosk…is a disappointment…so keep on the photoshopped lie…it’s the best thing the internet has to offer dudes like us who are just here looking for tits to stare at…uninterested in what is actual “Real” cuz we know “real” is gross…

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2019

28

Nov

Em Rat Cow Naked of the Day

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I know what trash can, bird face, overrated, BORING, lame…uneventful…one trick pony…RAT COW is Thankful for this Thanksgiving….INSTAGRAM…

It is a platform that allows her to do the same boring thing over and over and over because it works…without trying to challenge her content or produce better content..or be interesting, fun, relatable or good…because why bother….she makes that money, banked that money, has a rich Husband…life’s good…all because instagram followers don’t unfollow…even when they should.

She’s such a garbage human who think she’s important…and I don’t think there has ever been a set of tits rewarded as much in the history of society as her great tits….like just having the tits…and showing off the tits…is enough to make her millions..hilarious…

Here are the nerd inhanced versions

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2019

28

Nov

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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Heidi Klum posted a THANKSGIVING titty FROM the back pic, cuz Heidi Klum from the front, despite still being hot, is 75 years old…and basically a walking endorsement for eugenics…you know breed the good looking ones like the plantation owners bred their big slaves….to make superhumans…but instead of working the field…this one works the penises of America for what must be 30 fucking years at this point…

I haven’t decided if I am thankful for modern science keeping hot chicks hotter for a longer period of time. It’s good to make the girls her age who follow her feel like shit about themselves, so they either try harder or are willing to fuck guys like us cuz they know they are shit…that unrealistic body goals thing still affects the 35 year olds and older crowd who don’t believe in PLUS size models or retards and rejects being empowering…and still like to look at what they can’t have…so we need things like this posing their naked back to trigger bitches to starve themselves out this holiday season….

Who cares.

Heidi Klum

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2019

28

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Leg Spread Weirdness of the Day

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I am not thankful for Kate Beckinsale spreading her legs like we were Pete Davidson back when she was cradle robbing a few months ago, before dude was like “I can fuck young hot chicks, I don’t need this vampire shit, now that I’ve had this vampire shit, cuz a 50 year old pussy, even packaged in the best possible package, is still a 50 year old pussy”….you can wrap a rotten meat sandwich in a fucking GOLD PLATED box…but it’s still a rotten meat sandwich….that is being held together with FITNESS WEAR / ACTIVE WEAR…the biggest asset to grocery store moms I’ve seen…even if it’s all a fucking lie once it’s peeled off the bitch…

I am sure you fanboys who can’t get enough of Kate Beckinsale…..and are actually thankful for her for other perverted reasons…like you’ve been jerking off to her for 20 years, why stop now…it’s as familiar and nostalgic as THANKSGIVING.

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2019

28

Nov

Zoey Deutch Titty Grab of the Day

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When you’re a young slut trying to make it in America thanks to your parents being famous and connected in the film / entertainment industry, making it becomes far more accessible…

You don’t need to officially suck dick to pay your rent on your quest to get wherever you’re trying to go, that is clearly an insignificant and self-indulgent place, cuz there’s nothing more self involved and useless than being an “actor”..

In a just cuz your career is handed to you by your family friends, that doesn’t mean you can’t pull out your tit, just for the fun of it, to feel like you’re trying to market yourself like an instagrammer…an easy thing to pull off if you’re a chick.

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