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2019

27

Nov

Wish Our TikTok Girl a Happy Birthday of the Day

We all know that despite CHINA using TIKTOK to follow your every single move as they plot the world domination that American Consumerism allowed to happen….let’s make all our products in a country and expect them to not become richer than us….good one greed.

That said, TikTok is an amazing platform where people aren’t annoying and political like on Twitter and Facebook, where girls aren’t curated, or calling themselves influencers, despite having no real influencer like on instagram. You know filtering and photoshopping themselves in their soulless content of them posing. It is not a porn platform like Snapchat where perverts are paying sluts to masturbate for them and their audience thanks to monthly fees.

It is where people have personality, where they do shit, where they produce comedy and weirdness, and pranks, and it is just interesting content. It is not as contrived or lame or useless. It actually has some substance. There’s a level of clever, hot, voyeurism, it is more than just dance.

I totally understand why it will overthrow the evil that is Facebook/Instagram and I welcome it with open arms because it’s got so much good on it…like this…our girl on her birthday.

Look at this hotness…

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2019

26

Nov

Sofia Richie and Alexa Dellanos Tits in Bikinis of the Day

Sofia Richie Alexa Dellanos Tits in Bikinis

Sofia Richie is with Alexa Dellanos on a boat with their tits out, does ANYONE CARE?

Garbage fucking people running the LA scene while being cheesy and lame as fuck. The people who buy into any of this shit is the issue with the world. If you’ve seen Alec Monopoly’s shit art he sells to rich idiots, you’ll know it’s as fake as his girlfriend (Alexa Dellanos) tits….or as fake as his friendship with Scott Disick and Sofia Richie who motherfucker is mooching off to help increase the price of his shit art….that looked better when he wore a mask…instagram artists…hanging with instagram sluts…and Kardashians…all to troll the world and make more money being dog shit….that idiots don’t realize is dog shit.

The good news is Lionel’s baby girl his sperm actually made, despite being a loser with losers basically winning is pretty hot…thanks to her cosmetic procedures…sure…but that’s what all these whores are about…

The world is a terrible place…but tits in bikinis exist…so there’s that.

Sofia Richie Alexa Dellanos Tits in Bikinis

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2019

26

Nov

Adriana Lima Sweat Erotica of the Day

Adriana Lima Sweat Erotica

Model Adriana Lima is looking hot, literally.

Her face covered in what looks like caked on weak incel semen that is more like piss than cum due to a lack of testosterone….but I could be wrong…I am not a doctor…

This is probably not a throwback to the EPSTEIN BUKAKE that got her a Victoria’s Secret career that’s made her millions and that has an ironclad Non-Disclosure Agreement…that at 400 is forced to find new ways to sexualize herself to monetize herself as Victoria’s Secret slowly dies off like Epstein during his suicide…and I guess as her sexuality dies off….with menopause…

She is the reason the brand didn’t stay current or hip to the new generation of genderless freaks…they use women who their mom’s remember watching in the catalogs back when they were in high school…THAT FUCKING OLD..

Weird amateur porn angles though…I bet you like this. Sick fuck.


Here is her ass in a bikini
Adriana Lima Sweat Erotica Bikini Booty

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2019

26

Nov

Kelly Brook Reconnects with Her Long Lost Mother of the Day

Kelly Brook Reconnects With Mother Pig

It is the holiday season, you know Thanksgiving then Christmas…and all the decorations are out, the Christmas music is playing in stores, the brands are trying to seduce us into buying shit we don’t need, the streaming sites are trying to touch our hearts with nostalgia, good old fashion feel good American values, you know the illusion of what Christmas is supposed to be and not the dysfunction that it actually is…especially with all you social media bandits with all your knowledge and debate skills you’ve mastered thanks to reading fake news, finding like minded idiots, an taking your anger to twitter…or Facebook…or whatever…

But the most important thing about the Holiday Season is Family….it is ignoring all the bullshit, and letting bygones be bygones, and not going at each other’s throats…it is not the time to rehash old fights, old memories, old mistakes…it is a time to forgive, to move on, to heal..

So it is nice to see that Kelly Brook and her mom who I guess has retired down in the Bahamas working out their shit, that I assume Kelly Brook’s mom will later roll around in as she does…

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2019

26

Nov

Iskra Lawrence Pregnant and Naked of the Day

Iskra Lawrence is some fat model who got a lot of hype when she decided to mooch off the whole body empowerment fat shaming movement by becoming a fat chick who could pretend to be empowered….you know an angle cuz the internet needs angles to perpetuate its lies…

I always say she’s in FAT FACE, despite clearly being fat, because I know she was one of those trying to make it as a model skinny girls who saw opportunity, ran with it, produced a shameless video of her on the subway in her undewear and the rest is history…and by history I mean a multi million dollar brand cuz people need leaders in the fat merchandise that targets fat people since over 50 percent of America is fat and they need to buy shit for the fatness…and need people they can relate to to sell them that shit…it’s all a commercial / materialistic scam…and this one totally saw the opportunity, postured and positioned and won…

Well, she’s apparently pregnant, cuz dudes fuck fat girls who pretend they are empowered fat girls, when really it is just a performance or a role she’s cast herself for, but no one can tell she’s pregnant cuz she’s a fat chick…or pretending to be a fat chick while real fat chicks are sick and too lazy to have this level of fun with being fat cuz they aren’t fat ironically..

ANYWAY…it’s all very irresponsible, there shouldn’t be fat leaders or fat empowerment, there should be fucking institutions set up, fat camps if you will, to work with fat people on not being fat, cuz as a fat person I know being fat kills and empowering that is like empowering opiates or empowering suicidal people..some things shouldn’t be empowered and should be seen as a “hey you need help, let’s walk through this and figure out how to change your life for the better”….not some “GIVE ME MORE CAKE IT MAKES ME MONEY – FEEDER FETISH SHIT”…..if you know what I mean.

Iskra Lawrence Pregnant Bikini

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2019

26

Nov

Ashley James Underboob Bikini of the Day

Ashley James Underboob

Ashley James looks like a fat girl that lost the weight but kept the tits and that’s the only kind of fat girl we like…however any fat girl that gets fit, whether she keeps the tits or not, is annoying with her new found confidence, but I guess that’s not a gender specific issue, I just don’t pay attention to the fat guys on keto diet who found crossfit because I’m not as interested in their tits…like I am with fat girls who you know had a hot chick in them…and not because they ate them after getting lost on a hike…but if they just stopped eating…and started working out…and got all their excess skin amputed and their sloppy fat tits lifted..and why not some muppet face injections while they are at it…they’d look good…



Ashley James Underboob

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2019

26

Nov

Idiot Instagrammer Looking for Some Shine by Suntanning her Anus of the Day

Some ugly chick named Metaphysical Meagan is on instagram promoting bullshit health and wellness trends to get some attention to herself and become that influencer she wants to be…and it’s gone viral…cuz it’s so dumb.

The “health and wellness” trend that went viral is sunning her asshole…for energy or whatever cuz humans are meant to be naked.

There was a time when losers were wearing ED HARDY and getting bottle service, but for some reason the internet made everyone a health and wellness guru with snakeoil claims from a variety of natural things that idiots bought into and perpetuated cuz why the fuck not….it makes them feel more in touch with the world, their bodies, and the earth or some nonsense…

It amazes me that people believe their own bullshit to the point of trying to heal others without any creditentials…but even more amazing is that people buy into these idiots who claim to be healers…it’s insanity really.

I am not saying being naked is bad for you, I know all the Dot Com idiots into Tim Ferris, Joe Rogan, Wim Hoff get hardons for every health and wellness trend and I know one of those things they say to do is “be outdoors naked daily”…which sounds like some hippie hogwash being repackaged as “primal animal needs”….but this girl takes that angle and targets her butthole.

So as the world laughs at her, cuz they ain’t jerking off to her, she’s basically a parody….with captions like this:


I reclaim my INNOCENCE. Our sexuality is the most playful and innocent part of ourselves!
We are all offspring of the most high. We are all Sacred beings. We are all children of mother/father god & The Universe. Unfortunately, our sexuality has been distorted and manipulated to keep us in a state of control, disempowerment, and shame. There is so much programming and shame around our sexuality and our experience of pleasure.

If we can remember & reconnect with our experience as children- we remember and see how children so purely radiate their sexual energy with such innocence. What was our relation to our sexual energy before we were programmed & before our understanding of it was distorted? The antidote to shame is the reclaimation of our pure INNOCENCE! One of the reasons we chose to take on these bodies was so we could experience EXTRAORDINARY BLISS. Bliss and pleasure are our Divine BIRTHRIGHT. Our sexuality is sacred. It is the gateway to superconsciousness and our Divinity. Sex, along with harnessing & cultivating our sexual energy in a balanced way, is as close to ourselves as we can get. Reclaim your innocence, your utter bliss and pleasure… for this is your Divine essence & birthright. Home is returning to our innocence.

Shut the fuck up…Ban this pervert bitch and her negligent / insane claims…It is safe to say that despite being a parody, 30+ year old women everywhere will be doing this, lets just hope it hits so mainstream, it happens in the part outside my house…

The fact she’s going viral, will end up with millions of followers, for some OBVIOUSLY DUMB shit…is proof the internet is a huge fucking LOL.

Here are some pics of the butt sunner…the things people need to do to get ahead amongst all the noise is crazy..people so bored, so desperate. Go away…

Posted in:INFLUENCERS|SFW

2019

26

Nov

Julianne Hough Nipple Slip of the Day

They say that this is Julianne Hough’s nipple busting out of her dress…in efforts to get some attention to herself because she’s just been the star of Episode 1 of Dolly Parton’s Heartstrings Series…that I watched EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF this past weekend because I am a huge Dolly Parton fan, I like American Heartland Stories, even when they include gay and trans shit to be current….and Hough’s character was “Jolene” inspired by her song about a harlot with tits out that seduce married men…and what I learned was that Mormon slut that Ryan Seacrest used to have cocaine fueled anal sex with, possible both as a top and bottom, lessons Hough’s brother taught her growing up dancing for sexual assaulting dance teachers….is that Julianne Hough, in the right push up bra with the right cutlet inserts…has huge cleavage…

I wouldn’t go so far as to say she was hot in the episode because I really don’t find her to be “hot” in the first place…she’s weird and Mormom and if anything it just sucks she’s given up on what professional dance always meant to me – a career as a stripper – and instead she made a career in Hollywood through song, acting and dance…..none very good, but all very over-hyped…

But I would say the tits were hot in the episode…and here they are, possibly with nipple, as a tribute to CHRISTMAS TIME / HOLIDAY TIME / DOLLY PARTON CHEESY FEELGOOD TIME on this very important Thanksgiving week…

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2019

26

Nov

Cameron Diaz Big Girl Busting Out of Jeans of the Day

Cameron Diaz Big Girl Busting Out of Jeans of the Day

Cameron Diaz is a 47 year old legend who was spotted fatter, bustier and really challenging the integrity of her mom jeans…how strong is that fucking button…I guess we’ll find out cuz she’s not ready to admit to her menopause and size up…

What I like about Cameron Diaz, besides being one of the hottest models turned romantic comedy actresses of the last 20 years, who I am sure is an awful person…

I have little to no confidence in her. I mean she’s married to the GOOD CHARLOTTE sister, they may even have a kid, I don’t pay attention, but that dude is embarrassing…a 1990s mall brand the human version….I guess being lame made him a ton of money and got him Cameron Diaz pussy along with all the other pussy…including but not limited to Paris Hilton pussy…

I appreciate that she was vain enough to bow out and take a break from acting, unlike that cunt Jen Aniston who keeps riding being the “hot chick” into her 60s…Diaz made her fortunes, lives her good life, probably has investments in all kinds of things…who needs acting…not Cameron Diaz…it’s not worth watching herself get fat on screen.

I don’t know what brought her out of hiding in her mansions, but I can assume it was a favor to Elizabeth Banks to keep the conversation around Charlie’s Angles no one Asked for bombing, in efforts for them all to recoup their investment in shit…but maybe she’s planning her comeback…now that her tits have caught up to her mom gut…but what do I know beyond thinking Cameron Diaz is great (enough) compared to what else is out there…and I encourage more old lady bigger titty excursions.

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Cameron Diaz|Olga Kurylenko|SFW

2019

25

Nov

Selena Gomez New Face Big Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez got a new face and new tits when she was out in REHAB cuz she’s an ungrateful and unstable overhyped pile of shit that Disney ejaculated all over popculture….the kind of girl with all kinds of money, but who can’t power through Justin Bieber, the guy she molested when he was underage and she was of age, having mental breakdowns consistently cuz of him….cuz that’s how little bratty babies act…

Maybe she’s trying to make the most out dying a premature death thanks to her terminal autoimmune illness that will eventually kill her….you know we are all dying…everyday a day closer to death..but her death is actually outlined for her…luckily she’s got all the money in the world to treat it while more important people in the world, who do more than just shitty entitled bratty rich celebrity things, are dying off cuz of it….but this one will never run out of host bodies to donate their organs to her cuz people even if it means they can die doing it because people are so brainwashed by celebs that they like hooking up those celebrities to have a piece of the action…even if it kills them…

POINT BEING…Selena Gomez is garbage, but her new face and new tits are an improvement…since she wasnt’ that good looking to begin with but she’s Selena Gomez and doesn’t need to be anything more than Selena Gomez, that’s what celebrity is, so her getting the tits is just “bonus”…


Here she is at the AMA’s

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