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2019

21

Oct

Josephine Skriver Still Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver is hot in Bathing Suits cuz she was created in a lab…as a reverse abortion…make life from nothing, instead of ending life from sluts who like cum in them while not on Birth Control….

I am not a religious man, so I don’t know if jerking off requires an end goal to Christians, but I figure it must be confusing for a religious person who is taught that a man should not masturbate.

I guess they see it as a wasted load, since no attempts at breeding are in the mix as you violate yourself to reruns of the Golden Girls or whatever it is that weird religious freaks jerk off to.…

It is spilling your seed for the sole purpose of personal pleasure, which I guess isn’t very Christian at all. There is not SelfCare Sunday in Church motherfuckers…that’s just for instagram..which is arguably the new generations couch…what they all live by….but that isn’t really a church..

So I am guessing the religious folk, tempted by all the porn they see are out there making life out of their jerking off, so they give it to lesbians on Craigslist… creating a new fetish of knocking bitches up while creating new life. Masturbate with purpose….for God…

In Josephine Skriver’s case, her dad jerked off and created her, a designer baby thanks to biology…he was a marine biologist…which is way weirder than what you do with your cum…you know smearing it on your chest and/or eating it…but I guess some people are more motivated at jacking off.

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2019

21

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Panty Flash of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some pussy that was Josh Duhamel’s new pussy after years of being married to Fergie who is likely without a pussy, because those Meth Addicts are always the mentally unstable ones who may or may not be trans…..

Before trans was a preschool issue, you know tell your kid who just stopped wetting the bed that he can live his life as a girl, all he needs to do is take these hormones, so that the family can feel progressive and part of the narrative of social media….and before trans was a high school issue for the weird kids trying to find a community to be a part of…it was a thing of drug addict prostitutes like Fergie..

Not that this is about Fergie, just about her husband’s comeback to pussy, his pussy homecoming, unless of course this one is trans too…can’t tell cuz panties are in the way

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2019

21

Oct

Bella Thorne Slutty Cheerleader of the Day

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My computer broke down this weekend, so I had to pull up an old one that I had retired long ago, because it also broke, but figured a little wipe down with some rubbing alcohol would help with the AIDS I’m sure I literally gave it…you know…your computer…your masturbation station….your access to such weird and sexy darkness….wall while a front facing camera films you.

Anyway, this isn’t some nerd computer tech post, it is to say that in 2015 or 2016 when my old now current computer was last used had a bunch of Bella Thorne starting her slutty antics for social media…it was fresh, a Disney Star with daddy issues who you could tell was molested just by how she carried herself….

But in the last 3-4 years of incessantly feeding us this shit, she’s an old pile of last week’s kitchen garbage trash….and anything she does is just fucking boring, try hard and shit…

So this is as shit as I’d expect it to be…she is not even hot…in pool being annoying, or in costume being annoying, she is just annoying…

Here she is topless…

Here she is having a pool party by herself, until her crack dealer shows up.

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2019

21

Oct

Ashanti Erotica of the Day

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ASHANTI just turned 39, and stripped down for the celebration of almost being 40…last year of her 30s…let’s do this as slutty as we can…because soon it will be too late…

As it turns out – it has also been 39 years since Ashanti has done anything memorable in music or acting….since her Ja Rule hit…it’s been a dud of a career….but 8 million people did watch her play Dorothy in The Muppet Wizard of Oz…so there’s that…I just don’t know what “that” is…Fuck off.

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2019

21

Oct

Katy Perry Photoshopped and Wet of the Day

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Somebody call PETA cause this PIG in a BIKINI is animal ABUSE.

She so clearly photoshopped her gunt out of this picture.

The whole #MeToo thing really didn’t cover real rape, like the rape from Katy Perry through her perverse music no one asked for. Why do we know her top 10 hits by heart after Never listening to her.

We’ve established that rape doesn’t need to be penetration from a man, it can be anything, like jerking off in a hotel room or on the phone….but for some reason No One has said “by putting lyrics in your mind without consent”…

We should do what we do to all rapists…and have her exiled…

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2019

21

Oct

Demi Moore Dancing in a Leotard For Old Lady Pervs of the Day

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Demi Moore has done more thank just breed some pretty ugly children, who have carried on her ex husband Bruce’s nam, and neither of their legacies of being big in the 90s actors, because they were raised rich, and as Demi and Bruce’s kids, with no need to want a legacy, but rather just a coast through life being as useless as possible….and nothing wrong with that. If anything, they are the celeb kids I like best, because despite some level of shamelessness, like when the hip one does nude content with the middle one, or when Rumer pretends to be as singer, we know…they just do that for jokes, and not for any real ambition…

Not that it matters, this is about 66 year old Mom Demi, not doing Whippets like she did the night that dude died in her pool, but then again this dance may be what Whippets make an old bitch do when trying to find energy to do a shoot…like she did when she was 30 years younger – before all the plastic surgery….

I guess her lack of a waistline, despite all the plastic surgery, is more about her being the human version of a menopausal dried up bloodless tampon.

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2019

18

Oct

Kaley Cuoco Nudity of the Day

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Fake Titty Kaley Cuoco must be bored now that her show that made her well over 100,000,000 dollars, because it weirdly became a hit show, despite being about annoying Asperger nerds, played by nerds who didn’t have aspergers, in some discrimination for not hiring someone with actual Aspergers, but instead using a non Asperger imposter to do Asperger face..like black face…only the Asperger kids don’t protest it, they are too busy protesting climate change…

In being rich and bored, she’s got some new tits she bought, and now is into showing off her ass in a g-string, cuz she clearly is into her body, and I guess you can be to since she’s showing it, like she did to John Ritter the day he died on set of their show… Simple Rules about Dating Teen Daughters…weird concept of a show….but was a hit in Hollywood, based on Epstein alone, those rich fucks love Dating teens….

I like this “look at what I go through to keep my hair proper”…basically 90% nude..in on her knee dick sucking stance…more girls should be inspired by this….to do their own weird thong videos…fuck the Ice Bucket Challenge do the Cuoco on her knees in slutty underwear challenge…

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2019

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus Nipples of the Day

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I wonder if Miley Cyrus is on PreP while she’s out fucking all these queers.

The unstable, identity crisis, loves getting her pussy filled to fill the void in her soul from being some fucking puppet has a new boyfriend, who happens to be a homosexual, that I assume she’s helping do publicity for, cuz her co-sign makes people notice you…she did it with Brody Jenner’s wife before she re-negotiated The Hills season 2 contract to get her a bigger payout…the pussy eater who helps you better monetize.

I don’t hate Miley or her dumb looking, inbred looking face.

I actually like how the sperm of a trashy one hit wonder singer and the egg of a cocktail waitress with a dream a one hit wonder could bring her…turned out. You know cuz he gave her more than just the tip, it just started with the tip then it became full fledged penetration with creampies that made Miley…because averagely hot Miley is now a huge fucking star and part of her angle is being sexual and half naked which trickles down to her fans and leaves us with all kinds of pussy on the internet to stare at.

So she’s good for something…I guess…

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2019

18

Oct

Chloe Ferry Whole Tit Slip of the Day

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Her name is Chloe Ferry…

I don’t know who this Kardashian influenced muppet is, but I assume hat she’s from the UK and on some Reality show there. I am too busy to google it and no one reads my nonsense posts based on my useless opinion….so…I’ll just base my theories on the fact that th UK has a huge paparazzi scene and that paparazzi scene stage all kinds of trashy girls doing trashy things to fill their tabloids…

I do know that if anyone thinks this look is hot, the fake lips, the injection scars, the wet spot on her pussy in her slut-fit….that’s outfit for sluts…ya’ll are in luck because gutter sex workers have equally bad surgeries so you can live out your frankenstein fetish….and the real question no one is asking is….how fucking bad did she look before, to think looking like this, and spending money to look like this is hot…

Who cares, her tit’s hanging out and that’s all that really matters here…board that ferry, everyone else surely has…

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2019

18

Oct

Cami Mendes Burlesque Weirdness of the Day

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Cami Mendes is on Riverdale…

Riverdale is arguably the worst most popular show on TV, in the history of TV…I mean it fucking sucks.

I don’t have any real quantifiable scientific evidence of that statement, it is mainly based on opinion, plus science can’t be trusted and can be easily manipulated, I mean science just told us that Bella Hadid’s face is the most perfect face in terms of beauty, and we all know that’s not true, we all know she’s only valid cuz of being skinny and having tits….then there’s that whole Global Warming thing they use 13 year old retard children to try to hype up…sometimes your gut, your big, unhealthy cause of your Diabetes GUT is the only thing you trust….and my gut is telling me that Riverdale was alright the first season, then the writers had a stroke, and now shit’s just bad….luckily HBO brought out a real relevant teen show called Euphoria which is really what Riverdale should want to be…but instead the smut on the show is this garbage….a neckless 40 year old Mexican who stars as Veronica doing some 1920s showgirl act…because that’s how in touch these assholes are.

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