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2019

18

Oct

Britney Spears Slutty Workout of the Day

I did a quick google search to see what Britney Spears is up to. You know to give you some great insight int to her doing the splits in her workout gear.

As it turns out, according to google, the Ocean is her healer…good to know…and she recently went back to blonde..as she tries to get fit after the most recent mental breakdown of the abducted in plain sight, popstar working for her family, through vegas shows and other Britney Spears thing…

So if you’re looking for Britney News…she’s gone Blonde….and her captors have loosened the shackles on her…

If you’re looking for popstar ass doing splits cuz she’s got decades of training for the perverts….we got that…

I see her as a beacon of hope….as she gives us losers hope that we too could get a rich woman pregnant like K-Fed and live that life of luxury…cuz he was a loser….and still cashing in…

Or you could just accept that it’s Britney Fucking Spears at 40 doing the fucking splits in skimpy workout shorts…and that may be all it needs to be…more than enough..

Video:

Some slutty on a yacht action…ass out on her handler as crazy ladies do…

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2019

18

Oct

Lisa Rinna Pussy Dance of the Day

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Some video of Teen Mom Kylie Jenner singing the words “rise and shine” to her baby went viral, got turned into a remix and now Lisa Rinna is doing her pussy dance to it…

I’ve posted this video before, it’s from when she was at her Canadian cottage in Northern Ontario, the same lake where Shark Tank producer/hosts have drunken boat accidents that kill people and blame on their sober at the time wives…who I doubt was driving the boat….but she took the fall, the way nature intended. What’s the point of marriage if she won’t take the fall for you…after all that nice things you’ve bought her…and now this throwback SMUT from Lisa Rinna at the same lake is dripping out the internet….

You may wonder why Lisa Rinna does vagina dancing set to KYLIE JENNER’s remixed voice, but I think it’s some voodoo famewhore ritual…if you’ve seen her daughters…you’ll know that the KYLIE JENNER is the life their mom really fucking wants for them…and maybe whoring out to it is the only way she knows how to will it into fruition…it worked in other aspects of her career…

Here’s her slut daughter…

Here’s her slut self…

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2019

17

Oct

Help Phoebe Price and her Top 20 Hottest of All Time Nudes of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a fucking legend. She’s someone who trolled the media, got herself in tabloids, became a star, a legend, with a legacy…not sure what legacy but a legacy nevertheless….wearing crazy outfits where the celebs go. Shameless and attention seeking but clever and well executed.

I enjoy her hustle and I have been watching it, documenting it, for as long as she’s been doing it. She’s amazing and a friend….

She reached out today, because her dying mother got dooped by her daughter ( Phoebe Price’s sister, who we can assume ain’t shit compared to Phoebe and not just because everyone is shit compared to Phoebe)…and they are trying to raise funds for her because I guess tabloids don’t pay you.

I like to think of myself as a stepACTIVIST – a stepANTHROpist – but only for things that immediately interest me, and luckily for Phoebe Price, she interests me…

So if you are like me, and you’re not, but we can asume you are….Help Phoebe’s Mom CLICK HERE

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2019

17

Oct

Shelley Hennig Naked Bride of the Day

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Shelley Hennig is a former Miss Teen USA (Huge accomplishment, something to really be proud of, you’re not Miss Teen USA, you’ve never even fucked a pageant winner, not any winner, not even the best hog at the county fair ribbon holder, so by default she’s better than all you’ve fucked, assuming you’ve fucked, which I don’t, you incel fucks.

She now she’s an actress apparently on Teen Wolf if that’s still a show….at 32 she’s old enough to be in the original Michael J Fox, pre shakes, movie….and I guess she’s getting married…at 32 that’s marriage age…and I guess felt the need to throw one very last minute slutty pic as a memento to her single life….a tribute to all the men who she’s been half naked for…but who weren’t good or rich enough to marry.

HOWEVER…this could be for a role or shoot and nothing to do with getting married….

Maybe it is a promo for her new HULU show and now a “getting married” like she’s not some kind of whore when all celebrity women are wholes based on the JOB description alone.

It’s asking too much of me to figure all that out about something so stupid…like she’s not even actually naked. Do better….this is exactly why she’s not more famous. It’s a different era 32 year old dinosaur..you gotta get more graphic to compete…

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2019

17

Oct

Hilary Duff Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Hilary Duff is one of those child stars who will always have creeper fans committed to her cause…whatever that cause is..

They are the weirdo perverts out there thinking that she can do no wrong, as they’ve loved her for so long, her entire fucking life that has been spent in front of the camera and they’ve watched her go from young teen body, to thick mom of two with a crossfit body, all while fucked, sometimes getting pregnant from various men a few times along the way. I heard she even fucked a Hockey Team….cuz her last husband was a billionaire, but also an NFL player who got off to team initiation tactics and donating his Wife’s cunt to the cause.

In that process of thickening out and being a mom she’s got tits, and those tits are being pushed up, which isn’t all that hot, exciting, girls fuck on camera for jokes these days, but to Hilary Duff fans…is EVERYTHING…so if you’re a Hilary Duff fan, and you haven’t killed yourself for being a disgrace and embarrassment, here’s her cleavage…but I suggest you move on and find new pussy….better pussy…it’s out there..

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2019

17

Oct

Salma Hayek Nudity of the Day

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I feel like I’ve wronged you fuckers – because I didn’t post this yesterday even though I saw it yesterday.

I like to think of it as sabotaging my success. They call it “Imposter Syndrome” and it’s a term that’s gone viral recently…that means you don’t believe you deserve all the success you’ve had doing your craft….so you fuck it up…only I have no success…that 14 dollars a month this site makes for 6 hours or more of work everyday is the opposite of “Imposter Syndrome”….unless I have “Imposter Syndrome” and the 14 dollars I make is a product of it…maybe I could have been that lame dude from Barstool if I didn’t have “Imposter Syndrome” ….

That said, Salma Hayek posted this acupuncture photo that can double as her getting fucked from behind, near orgasm, eyes rolling back into her head, to the right creep….

I can assume this is what she does when she fakes her orgasms for her lovers, the people casting her or her billionaire husband, when she’s trying to win them over…to lock them in….

I mean she is a Mexican actress who can barely speak English who made it in AMERICA… through Hollywood…when all the other Mexicans are changing soiled sheets in Hotel rooms or farming….I think it’s safe to say that her tits, coupled with her manipulation tactics using those tits saved her from a life of chambermaid-ing.

More Salma being slutty..

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2019

17

Oct

Zoey Deutch Erotica of the Day

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These images of Zoey Deutch are a follow up to the previous shot we posted HERE

She is Lea Thompson’s daughter who she had with some producer. Lea Thompson is probably not a household name because she was on a barely memorable show called Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City without the sex…

I remember it being an annoying fucking sitcom they forced us to watch because cable was the only way we could watch TV…and I didn’t have cable…but I did get all 3 networks on antenna / coat hanger that would conveniently doubled as an abortion device provided girls back then would let me have sex with them unprotected…where I’d pretend to pull out…while no pulling out…cuz I’m romantic and wanted the natural way to fuck….

Anyway, all Lea Thompson needed was a sitcom to matter, and then when she had a kid, she threw her into acting classes at 5 years old, to help her pull off the same scam.

She was just in The politician, is in Zombieland 2, reminding us it pays to have connected parents…and a willingness to strip down for media attention…and as far as I’m concernhe’s looking pretty good here….

Zoey Deutch Lingerie Rollacoaster magazine

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2019

17

Oct

Brielle Biermann With The Tits of the Day

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Brielle Biermann is the daughter of one of the Real Housewives Kim Zoliack, her step daddy ( who is only 12 years older than her) is KROY Biermann, former Atlanta Falcons linebacker. You can bet on his former team HERE – or you can BET ON KANSAS CITY to beat DENVER HERE , because I’m assuming Brielle has fucked most players on both teams so this is relevant.

Anyway here is Brielle with her tits out heading to some event, looking like she’s about 55 years old from all the face injections.

She’s some trash, rich trash from Reality TV hell….

Here’s a look at her face before the alterations..

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2019

17

Oct

Ariel Winter InterRacial Erotica of the Day

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Ariel Winter broke up with her Canadian boyfriend and is now in an interracial situation seen here. We call it doing the Maitland Ward, only Maitland Ward, who is equally disgusting looking, is less about dating the black men romantically, and more about just getting fucked by them while her sleazy husband watches. Not that anyone knows who Maitland Ward is..but there was a time before she was a sex worker, when her and her husband were selling sex with her, that she emailed me to take down the screenshots, because they were “fake”….yet here she is doing hardcore MILF porn…

Again…nothing to do with the recently single, troll looking ABC TV Sitcom starlet with no neck, not even after her switching “anti-depressants” made her lose all that weight and allowed her fitness erotica to be less about being a fat chick dressed inappropriately and more about a less fat chick with her ass in the air using her good form as an excuse to post videos of her on all fours…you know cuz girls like when you look at them like this…

Here she is assaulting a parking enforcement officer, what a bitch.

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2019

17

Oct

Ariana Grande In a Bra of the Day

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Ariana Grande, the pop singer who couldnt take a hint that her career is OVER when her concert got bombed, is back on tour, in her bra. She is 26 years old but dresses and presents herself as a child. A very fucking useless child in some sort of slutty drag costume that makes all the other parents at the park disgusted by her parents…assuming she has parents….because most of this Disney Kids get sold off.

I think she’s a Disgusting little midget looking thing, who was involved in at least one suicide by a man she had sex with…cuz she got that killer pussy….but not in a “that’s a killer pussy”…but in a no shitty popstar has so many fucking casualties.

I also hate her black face everyday that no one calls out, it’s like men do blackface and get fired…girls do blackface and they are just girls who like tans…

But she’s in a bra and dudes jack off to her cuz dudes are fucking weird. So here it is.

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