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2019

15

Oct

KPop Nip Slip Suicide of the Day

I’ve been seeing alot of the mainstream media pick up a story about a K-pop star named Sulli who killed herself because of Cyberbullying…

Everyone is writing nonsense about the dangers of social media, or the pressure of social media, especially in South Korea where the suicide rate is high…

I mean I didn’t really read all the news on this shit, I was just like “another internet person dead because the internet sucks” who cares…

But then I found out the Cyberbullying happened after she posted a video of her nipple, that looks very staged like an excuse to show nipple, but I guess it was a legit accident….that she didn’t catch while filming or uploading it…and I guess she doesn’t do the whole Free The Nip thing…but instead is dead cuz of the nip slip….death by titties a lifelong dream of mine…but I guess not quite as glamorous when the death is self inflicted and the tits are your own.

I figure the only decent and respectable way to honor her life and bring awareness to how weak all these idiots putting content of themselves up are….is by looking at the VERY nipple video that made her kill herself…to bring attention to a real issue in South Korea…Cyberbullying…

I figure it’s tasteless enough for me to get a kick out of….so here it is.

And here she is in a previous instagram photo with her hard nipples in a shirt.
Sulli nip slip

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Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2019

15

Oct

McKayla Maroney Still Slutty but Rich Now of the Day

McKayla Maroney is the slutty gymnast, who while underage won an Olympic Gold on the backs of actual athletes, not quite sure how she snuck onto the team, because it is highly competitive, but based on her behavior right after the Olympics where she was sexualizing herself and playing it all up, thanks to lessons learned by her team doctor….I have an idea how sh made it work…

Last week we posted her cuz she’s out of exile and back on social media, there was a time when she was slutty and half naked everyday – then it all stopped….

Anyway, one of you wrote in the comments that she got paid out to shut up about the creepy doctor who molested all the girls…I had no idea, but it was over a million dollars to shut the fuck up about the scandal…and she took the money as I would…but that I guess people freaked out on her about cuz it’s a little self preserving and not very team spirited…a little greedy and not very fair to the other girls…and when the victims get paid and sign NDAs, the internet activists get mad…

Luckily, people stop caring….so she can go back to her true calling of showing off her fit, muscular booty on the internet like a little whore, we all know she is, cuz she got paid to get diddled by that team doctor and such…expensive whore but a whore nevertheless.

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Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2019

15

Oct

Maya Hawke Titty Flash of the Day

Maya Hawke Titty Flash

Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke, who I forgot were a thing, had a kid named Maya Hawke and that kid grew a set of tits, and is now leveraging the family name and connections to matter in hollywood, because based on the way the system works, she matters already cuz of who her parents are – but also because she’s got tits.

So remember girls, not all of you will have rich or famous dads, but you’ll all have tits, of varying size, sure…but if used properly you can be relevant too….it’s just alot easier when your mom is Uma Thurman and your dad is Ethan Hawke…doors are easier to open without having to also open your legs…out of respect to your parents…even though they still open their legs…cuz a girl with a fucked up hollywood rich kid brat upbringing’s got needs too you know.

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Posted in:maya hawke|SFW

2019

15

Oct

Sammi Hanratty Stripper Pole Erotica of the Day

Sammi Hanratty is some young actress that some dudes I know think is hot and worth fucking, but the dudes I know find all kinds of things hot, so their opinion doesn’t really matter, and you can come to the conclusion yourself as to whether this young slut training for a back-up job in case acting doesn’t work, by doing that stripper thing that is now mainstream thanks to Cardi B and that J.LO movie, instead of being looked down upon as the trash that it is, you know women getting naked for money, exploiting men for money with their tits, like the suckers we are….not that it is looked down upon here in French Canada, because it’s always been the back-up plan for French Canadian girls…so I understand this Sammi Hanratty pole dance for attention on IG plight….and I also know she’ll never be a stripper but that doesn’t mean she’s not a whore and I find comfort in that.

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Posted in:Sammi Hanratty|SFW

2019

15

Oct

Selena Gomez Crop Top and Newer Face of the Day

Selena Gomez Crop Top

SELENA GOMEZ is slowly turning into Kylie Jenner with that face injected face….

The Barney Star who is now old and may be the most followed girl on Instagram…who may not have been able to lock in her Bieber man cuz she’s clearly fucking crazy…in and out of rehab…maybe a product of Barney placing his dinosaur cock up in her when she was on the show…or maybe just a variation of that since we’ve learned that not all abuse or rape or assault is from penetration….it can come in the form of emails / text messages or moms that exploit you despite your terminal disease, if anything make you work harder due to the terminal disease because they are on a timeline…get the money when you can so we can live this hollywood dream on your back..basically breaking her….leaving her rich and alone with trust issues but not in the conventional sense of trust issues – you know she can’t trust anyone cuz she can’t even trust her own mom….but trust issues in that she trusts whoever jacks her face up and those on her team who tell her she looks good with that new face…when really she needs to go back to th drawing board to think through the whole strategy…


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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2019

15

Oct

Top 10 Female K9 Handlers of the Day

1 – ISABELNIKE
Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 1

2 – An unknown Member of the IDF
 Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 2

3 – Michelle Palner
Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 3

4 – K9KARMA
Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 4

5 – K9BENNY
Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 5

6 – K9JAX
Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 6

7 – nanabanana
Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 7

8 – Chrissybrown
Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 8

9 – 2mals1dutch
Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 9

10 – Suzette
Top 10 Female K9 Handlers 10

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Posted in:SFW|Top 10

2019

15

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Nipple Reflection of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Nipple Reflection

The biggest news in celeb tits is that Vanessa Hudgens did a clever titty flash like it was old times, always an innovator this one, at least when it comes to tits, since everything else about her is relatively boring, candy coated, Disney shit….but I will always credit her for one of the first nude selfie leaks of all time and now she’s casually posting selfies where her full tits are in her sunglass reflection like an Easter Egg hunt in October….forcing us to find the nude like some kind of ESCApe ROOM but the titty in the pic version…

I think this is the basis of a million dollar business called “find the titty” in the pic featuring girls who like showing their tits, but in less than obvious ways to keep a little mystery. Clever and it can be spun as an accident…pretty exciting even if she isn’t.

Vanessa Hudgens Nipple Reflection

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2019

15

Oct

Emma Rose Kenney Bra Workout of the Day

Emma Rose Kenney is the ugly daughter from Shameless being shameless by working out in some push bra that is probably activewear not underwear cuz activewear is as slutty as underwear and I am thankful for that every time I go to the grocery store and see moms or young girls just finishing yoga buying their organic celery to juice…

She’s not hot, but her tits look huge while she works on getting fit…..and thus should look into being a fitness influencer getting paid by these activewear brands because all of a sudden the ugly girl from Shameless, who doesn’t even have a hot body…but who has huge tits…matters…but maybe I just have a fitness fetish being the fat fuck that I am…you know some Abdul Opposite’s attract or some shit.

Emma Rose Kenney Bra Workout 2

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Posted in:Emma Rose Kenney|SFW

2019

15

Oct

Jojo Big Tits of the Day

Jojo Big Tits

Jojo Big Tits are on the takeover…I don’t know what she’s taking over but I assume there’s some middle of the road mall that is going out of business that is trying to draw in the 35 year old housewives by doing a solid free concert tour like they used to do back in the day…you know center of the mall free show for the kids to sell them records..

Jojo was famous for VERY little time. I thought she was a Canadian act she was so un-famous but 20 years later she’s still around. With tits…that make her better.

Jojo Big Tits

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2019

15

Oct

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

Sofia Richie Tight Jeans Topless

Sofia Richie the low level Kardashian who doesn’t need to be a Kardashian because her dad is Lionel Richie…so she does it by choice…because what I think is disgusting and lame is clearly not what the rest of the world thinks is disgusting and lame….

Whether you think she’s hot or not is irrelevant, whether you think she looks like a silly muppet and that Jim Hanson, like Chris Hanson, and the Simpsons since him was a prophet with a glimpse into the future with GOOGLY eyes and a big dumb mouth… she’s a young rich kid with daddy issues and fans and doesn’t need your observations or analysis on why she fucking sucks…cuz those are all part of the reason why she sucks…dick…you know.

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie