2019
11
Oct
Tinashe is floating in the water pussy first, which is a nice metaphor for how all you trans fucks and I guess women should go through life….pussy first. It’s a lead with your soul, you know the core of who you are and how you get things…and I find it inspiring. I just don’t know who the fuck TINASHE is…
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2019
11
Oct
Charli XCX is some useless popstar that doesn’t matter, because apparently we don’t have enough of those. It is one of the really garbage things that social media has created. You know talentless idiots now get to have long lasting careers because their followers don’t unfollow them. It’s like old porno sites back in the day, once they got your credit card, you were fucking screwed, just billing over and over and over with no way to cancel it, so you just sort of accept it as your new normal, and give into it, and jerk off to it, cuz you’re paying for it.
Long gone are the one hit wonders, even if they have one hit, cuz they are never fucking forgotten, like Charli XCX who posts weird sleazy shit she finds funny, quirky, or hot….when she should have been put out to popstar who barely was pasture long ago…
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2019
11
Oct
And I don’t know if that’ a good thing or not.
On one hand – tits are great. Fun to look at and all that other shit that has allowed women with tits to be celebrated. We are dudes and we are drawn to them…and the reality is…so are women…it’s obviously some instinct shit that happened when we were children and that we are coded to feel…so next time a girl says “my eyes are up here” walk her through your genetic coding and how you need to crave tits as a child to survive as a species…and you don’t ever grow out of that. It’s in our DNA…
On the other hand – it is Mary J Blige
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2019
11
Oct
Elsie Hewitt is the enterprising host body for a huge set of tits, that is now an inspiration to instagram sluts trying to make it, because bitch just got fucking paid.
The story is basic, and obvious, an instagram girl gets a following because of her big tits. The instagram girl follows a celeb she thinks is hot. The celeb being an idiot celeb, sees the tits and realizes how easy it is to get girls to fuck with social media, before he’d have to leave the house, now he can vet them on the IG and send a driver…
So dude gets sucked in by the tits, girl makes him lose his mind, when he realizes she’s not a real human, but rather an instagram girl opportunistically moving ahead in the world…in the laziest of ways…tits first..
Anyway, she stages a fight, gets in his shit, calls the cops cuz girls are ruthless and she knows everyone will be on her side. Dude denies it. That means nothing it today’s climate….
So before it goes to court, he settles with her, to keep the exposure as low as possible, so that he doesn’t lose his career, and go back to being paid alimony by Reese Witherspoon like some kind of K-Fed…cuz I guess she was a good choice in girls to knock up….while Elsie was the wrong whore from the internet to fuck with. She backed you into the corner bro.
So another garbage girl, with garbage intentions, doing garbage things, and being rewarded for it. Awesome….
Willing to sign off an NDA for money. You know cuz she doesn’t care if he’s actually abusive, she knows he’s not. She cares about the money.
So be warned all you out there. Beware of the eager tits coming for you. They are up to no good.
Posted in:Elsie Hewitt|SFW
2019
10
Oct
Monkey Looking Sarah Hyland in a Bikini to with her tits being squeezed out from every angle, which is weird, since she’s barely got tits, but which is great because it distracts from her face…
I don’t discriminate against small tits, cuz they almost always come with hotter body, so I don’t do the whole “flat as a board” shit and I don’t think I ever did. From a young age, I remember liking all tits, perky and small included….so long as they had female nips, I was sold.
So I’m not here to hate on her tits, they actually look good, swollen, maybe on her period or tiny implants, she is a celeb afterall.
I am here to laugh at her face…her neck looks likes she’s sucking in some weird way, her profile looks neanderthal, I don’t know if it’s all part of the genetic disorder that got her two kidneys, but she’s always had a weird look, so we can assume it is.
But we shouldn’t let that stop her from loving the attention she gets on social, when bikini tops this small get worn, actual nudes are just around the corner. I am pretty sure she’s had at least one nude leak so the nudes are literally a google away….but I like nudes to be freshly shot…none of that recycled old content, so maybe this will inspire her to bring it….better than she’s just brought it.
Either way, I’ve spent too much time thinking Sarah Hyland nude strategy….I’ll move onto better things now…which isn’t saying much…since this is hardly that good and most things would be considered better things than this.
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2019
10
Oct
Elsa Hosk is a great find from the evil perverts at Victoria’s Secret. It’s just too bad that she’s almost 30. It’s like she only started modeling at 25 and it’s all down hill from there. We missed out on her golden years…but at least she still looks good.
Take it in, because Victoria’s Secret is fucking struggling hard. They are running out of money, no one is buying their overpriced shit made in china now put it on your cunt products. They got slammed for financing Epstein. Slammed for saying they don’t want trans models. Slammed for saying they don’t want fat models….but guess what…cancel culture one and VS is trying to get uncancelled and they just booked some fat ugly girl as their model and you know the rest of the hires will be fat girls…like a DOVE soap campaign…or a bad parody I wanted to execute before is became actual reality….of fat, mutant, old, ugly, diseased, amputee girls being used as models…
So take it in, she may be last generation of thin, tall, hot…the only thing VS had going onthat was good.
More from IG of her being hot..
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2019
10
Oct
Josephine Skriver is a Raiders Fan…and she consistently puts out Raiders content like she’s on fucking payroll.
She’s from another country, here as a legal alien, work visas thanks to her work being her getting naked…..so I have no idea what her deal or love of the Raiders is. It’s almost weird…but who cares..it is slut content from a slut who is well paid for being a slut despite being created in a lab by a weird gay Biologist…on some Sci/Fi shit…
I don’t give a fuck about sports but you homos do, so be sure to check out our latest partner to BET ON Sports and get fucking paid…which is the only way I think any grown man should fuck with sports…otherwise it is just weird…and queer…I mean unless Skriver got her tits on the job….
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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW
2019
10
Oct
Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ daughter who is set to inherit his billions of dollars.
You may remember her on their reality show when reality shows were a thing – back before every asshole with a smart phone started treating their life like it was a reality show – fuck getting paid or having a team shoot you – do it your fucking self….and if the fans buy in, you’re good.
But even with the reality show Sophie Simmons remained a chubby girl no one actually cared about. She tried to do the instagram model thing, but missed the mark, and now in her 30s, that life is not going to happen, but she can still be slutty on social media with those fat tits, she’s going to inherit a billion dollars, what the fuck does she need instagram clout for, bitch could theoretically finance the devlopment of the next app to take over from IG…where she can be the God / Tom From Myspace will all members…and that’s a better strategy.
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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons
2019
10
Oct
Britney Spears Fat Ass is a nice reminder for all you ladies out there – that beauty is not forever, if anything nature wants to fucking destroy you by 40 cuz your egg count is in the single digits, and they want us dudes to use our sperm on younger and fresher vagina, that tastes better, has less battle wounds, is not jaded and hasn’t given up yet. It’s what nature tells us, we can’t help it, so as you live on past your best before date, your only hope or comfort is knowing that unlike the food in your fridge that is past the expiration rate, you’re not going to be officially trashed, that’ll just happen slowly and quietly…first with your husband, then with all the dudes you try to meet off tinder now that you’re back on the dating scene…
I guess this is also a good lesson in being held captive, girl clearly can’t control her food and fitness, even with a trainer boyfriend, unless she’s heavily policed. A bayou, 600 pound lifer not allowed to live her 600 pound life…..yet…
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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW
2019
10
Oct
Zendaya who has re-invented herself from the Disney kid who was on the same Disney show as Bella Thorne.
Unlike Bella Thorne, she seemingly remaining a celebrity with a strategy to release content that she looks good in….
Where as Bella does this contrived attempt to be overly real, like some Youtuber, who even hangs with youtubers to find that dumb young audience who buys into that shit, to get in on some of that money, when it is just a contrived attempt…shit, I’m talking about Bella Thorne…when this is Zendaya…I guess that’s just how vile Bella Thorne is, like a cancer permeating popculture, you can’t fight it off….only instead of cancer killing you off, this one talks incessantly about her sex, her herpes scars, her rash, her anything in a fun and outrageous way….while half naked….you know like some kind of annoying internet pitchman
While Zendaya does her hot work in acting roles, or media coverage as they are supposed to….
What I am saying is that Zendaya is not as annoying as Bella Thorne….
None of these people have souls…
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