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2019

10

Oct

Bebe Rexha Titty Shake of the Day

Bebe Rexha a recent contrived fat popstar who exists on the radio and other places that lame fucking assholes source out new shitty top 40 tunes.

I have accidentally seen clips of her doing her fat girl performance at some event. I don’t remember what the event was, but the fat awkward dancing made me automatically assume the behind the scenes fat girl had a midlife crisis cuz she’s old, and figured it was now or never for her starlet dreams, because she had been working behind the scenes writing for actual talent all these years, cuz actual talent are more a front, and they need teams to get their hit songs out there….so with her connections and track record insisted on a record deal….because the songs she writes are hers, giving them to other idiots breaks her soul, and performing is her true love…or some shit…

I almost get it, like if I was a ghostwriter on a movie or TV show, getting paid for it is great, but watching others get credit and paid more on your work is shit. Maybe, I’d want the world to praise me through blowjobs, and by world I mean hot girls looking to get on the TV show, I mean if I was some fat girl who felt it was important to get praise because I personally would love being behind the scenes and getting paid off the backs of actual marketable people…but that’s me…I got nothing to prove….

But I think her career was more from the top down. Her label partners who hired her to write songs was like “we need diversity, we need fat, we need ethnic, we have that Albanian chick who writes us hits, let’s hose her down like the elephant in the room that she is and make hollywood magic with her”….

I guess this is that magic…that’s not very impressive…but magic rarely is.

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2019

10

Oct

Bella Hadid Nose Job Turns 10 of the Day

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It was Bella Hadid’s 23 birthday, but her nose / new face is only about 10 years old or maybe less, which I guess makes her appealing to the fairweather pervert who doesn’t like actual underage things, that is illegal, but rather likes girls who rebuilt themselves with things that aren’t that old..

I have no idea what is real or fake on this clown looking rich kid that asked her narcissistic dad for a model career on her bday 5 years ago, despite not being worthy of any model career because she’s fucking ugly, even after the overhaul, reminding us that money really can buy you anything….and that the general public will buy anything the media tells them too. Even ugly girls as models..

As lame as she is, the above outfit is great, I guess being on the forefront of th fashion industry gets her access to weird fetish gear that her big tits can hang out of, which is more what I’d expect her to be producing, you know shameless porn – but instead she’s considered a top model. It seems so backwards…

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2019

10

Oct

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage for Elle of the Day

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Here’s a reminder that Scarlett Johansson is overrated and not very hot. Not to mention any and all of her acting roles were the fucking same. If anyone tells you acting requires any talent or skill. All it requires is an egotistical asshole to believe in themselves, like they are actually acting, and basically shoving that down other people’s throats, like producers and casting agents used to do to her back when they decided to start the marketing lie that she’s some talent or some babe.

Keep in mind that this has nothing to do with her terrifying back tattoo…that I only found out about the other week.

This is all based on years of watching her suck but get hype for sucking…because the industry are fucking liars..

The headline or angle the public relations team is spreading out there is that Scarlett Johansson Is ‘Fulfilled’ With Fiance Colin Jost…

Of course she’s fulfilled, she’s scammed th fucking system all these years, how could she want more when she’s got way more than she deserves…oh right, cunts don’t realize what they have and think they deserve all they have…not once have I heard a woman say she got lucky…it’s always about how great she is at whatever she does…and that’s silly.

Old Lady trying to be hot…

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2019

10

Oct

Kristen Bell in Women’s Health of the Day

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I don’t know why brands have decided that Kristen Bell is the most relatable celebrity mom out there. But this girl is getting campaign after campaign from brands. Obviously related to the revival or reboot of Veronica Mars, a show we can assume the media buyers and marketing people grew up on, or that the marketing people were swindled into thinking was an important thing, because they are fame whores and crave working with celebs, while spending their time sucking AGENT dick, because they want more access to that exclusive Hollywood, and are capable of buying it with brand money so why not..

Either way, we see a lot of Kristen Bell now. From brand shit, to media shit, like this Women’s Health shit, where she acts like she’s fit and not just a BOTOX face basking in the glory of the past, reliving that Hollywood relevance, all with her lame husband, who is totally unfunny by her side…

With every magazine article comes a press release where the magazine tries to highlight the key of the article to get sourced by anyone who posts it. It’s an old school take on original content / exclusive insight, that bores me.

But it’s funny to see how they try to spin boring into interesting…

This one “Kristen Bell addresses her mental health, ‘the shame that prevents’ people from opening up”….with and “I immediately felt irresponsible, because I do care about depression not being taboo, yet I present this bubbly, outgoing girl who seemingly gets through life with a smile on her face”

Shut the fuck up…

Then there is: “Reveals the Biggest Lesson She Learned From Dax Shepard’s Alcoholism Recovery”

Dude drank for 3 weeks and is an “alcoholic” he’s been sober a decade or more and I’ve heard him talk his drunk stories, that were beyond normal drunk stories and I just thought these LA assholes are so fucking insular…they don’t know real alcoholism or what real drinking does to ruin lives….and now we need to know what Kristen Bell Learned from his non alcoholism…fuck off..

I’m mad now, so I’ll move onto the next. I can’t believe millions of people live such pathetic lives that they follow this shit…….seriously…

Oh and she’s not hot…she’s an old bitch…don’t believe the photoshoot – I hate all of this.

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2019

09

Oct

Margot Robbie Overrated Hard Nip of the Day

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I don’t think there is a more overrated celebrity than Margot Robbie…but then I guess there’s Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone and Anna Kendrick who kind of remind us that the highest paid stars are shit.

I don’t know how Margot Robbie came into America with her Australian accent she has been very bad at covering up when playing Americans, but I am going to assume it was through other coming into her.

She was a nude character in one movie for one scene and then she existed. I am sure girls out there who were the nude girl in movies, or IG are out there trying to figure out what that nude girl was able to become a high earning super star, while they’re still sucking dick for rent, and I guess we can assume that Robbie’s dick sucking was the right dicks sucked. It is the old adage that if you dig for gold for years and years when there is no gold where you’re digging applies. You need to make sure those decisions you’re making are the right ones cuz you can only suck so many dicks at a time, before you choke…

I know Hollywood needs the high paid escorts to keep budgets high, so maybe she just lucked into that, it is a timing thing, but neither her looks, or her talent can really carry her, but luckily no one cares about quality, and acting is a myth, it’s just idiots being themselves while being pretentious about it….so she can exist…easy formula / hard nipple…

I have facial recognition blindness so I don’t even know if this is even Margot Robbie….

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2019

09

Oct

Bella Thorne Crackhead Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such fucking trash. When she was barely 18 and using her tits for attention, you know following Miley’s lead as a Disney star reinventing herself for the pervert porn watching generation, which as a concept is funny to me, because I remember being 18 and into VHS porn, showing girls scenes every chance I got, a porn site before the internet even existed….and I got nothing but hate. It was the early 90s, and those Gap wearing cunts all refused to reenact my favorite scenes, blowing me off as some kind of pervert creep to avoid, while now, every last one of these 18 year olds is diddling…and they need some Disney Kid celeb to look up to, as she wavejacks their scene, cuz Bella isn’t naturally this creature, she’s a contrived, made in a lab, identity crisis puppet that looks like a muppet, and if it was cool to be some conservative uptight person, that’s what she’d be doing, but for now…slutty on social is in…so do that.

The older and thicker she gets, the grosser she becomes…this manly thick, fake tit, Disney chick is ultimately a waste of all your time, but she’s in a bikini so there’s that….it’s not much..but we make do with what we’ve got.

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2019

09

Oct

Lottie Moss Bolt Ons in a Bikini of the Day

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She’s the fatter Kate Moss, who has nothing interesting like the actual Kate Moss, but luckily shares her last name so that she can ride it to every event she can get to, because the real Kate Moss is busy being the real Kate Moss, while this younger millennial version of her, that looks nothing like her, is doing that whole influencer thing. Face filled, tits filled, stomach sucked. It’s a look they all have so that they look as hot as they can in their bikini pics for brand partners who pay them after mistaking them and their fake followers as someone with influence that people care about…it’s a scam really…a scam that is easier to make happen when you have a famous relative….

So Lottie and her tits go to events, are on Reality TV shows, travel like a travel blogger, shows off slutty outfits like a fashion blogger, all without a blog because blogging has been replaced by sluts who take slutty selfies…and I guess that’s better than reading bad jokes by virgin losers.

She’s looking good, like a porn slut, which I guess is the Instagram look these muppets go for…

Here she is in her thong, to see more of these pictures CLICK HERE

And here she is in some sweaty leather at an event, to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2019

09

Oct

Paige Spiranac Slutty Golf Tits of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is a slutty golfer who I guess is more into posing like a mindless influencer idiot, instead of focusing on producing content around her talent, instead she chooses the tits.

Sure Golf got her followers. The actual GOLFING is what baited a lot of dudes in, what gets them excited on her, made them think she’s cool and I guess she uses that to expand her audience and appeal to loser bros that crave GOLF pussy cuz the pussy they got is only into ruining their fucking vibe….you know a good way to get invited out to hang with rich men….but her content is all tits cuz girls are compelled to show tit at any and all opportunity – even if they have more to them…

I think that’s a valuable lesson for all women out there….who are more into posing sexually to get jerked off to…than doing cool shit that others can’t do…cuz it all comes back to their need to show tits…the want to show tits…and the conversions tits have on selling products for “sponsors”…instead of focusing on something that you can do – that is cool….it’s weird that women view them like this, I mean if all she did was golf, instead of pose we’d still stare at the tits, it would just seem less obvious or desperate…

Either way, some hot golf slit to make you fantasize of dropping your ball in her hole…like it was a birdie…you fucking weirdo.

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2019

09

Oct

Ariel Winter Booty Workout of the Day

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Ariel Winter must be allowed to exercise again after waiting the mandatory recovery time after her liposuction….

She claims it is from changing her anti-depressants cuz all these idiots are overmedicated mental cases who can’t live in reality, even with the constant work, and ridiculous money, she’s on a hit sitcom – she’s good…but not good enough to be sane..

But I like to think the mental health excuse is easy to throw at us so we sympathize with her, not that we would, we know all these assholes are assholes…rather than admit to getting surgeries based on vanity, like she did with her sloppy teen tits when she cut them off to get them a better shape while claiming it was for “back issues”…sure it was fatty….who is less fat but still fat where it counts cuz the rest of her from face to body – even when skinny is kinda shit.

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2019

09

Oct

Rachel Cook Naked Again of the Day

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Someone wrote in the comments something Like “I’ll have what she’s cooking”….because her name is Rachel Cook and she’s hot…and I think that’s about all we need to say about Rachel Cook, because the only thing she does or is capable of, or is known for, but barely known for, besides stealing the Rachel Cook name, is that she gets naked for concept shoots that aren’t high concept shoots, but that are concept shoots regardless…even though you can find thousands of this vibe across every aspiring influencer out there.

No different but I’ll still encourage her.

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