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2019

08

Oct

Jojo Titty Sweat of the Day

Jojo and her nipple pasties all hot and sweaty…

So she’s starting a movement about under breasts sweat by proudly posting up a pic of her under breast sweat…which I didn’t really thing was a thing that girls felt shame about or that girls felt need to be showcased and empowered but any excuse to show you sheer top and nipple pasties…you know to divert from showing the sheer top by talking about a basically non existent insecurity like that bitches sweat under the fatty globulars….which in the event you’re not a fat man…we swear there too. We just aren’t as slutty for attention about it.

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2019

07

Oct

Bella Thorne Lesbian Sex of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her italian boyfriend are now dating another girl so she claims…they call it at THRUPPLE…so I hear..I’ve known people in these and it sounded like a nightmare…two nagging bitches to not fuck you ever….so it’s not so progressive, but I guess it’s getting more mainstream when Disney kids are doing it cuz they are molested perv fucks….

I assume it is just some weird tactic to pretend to be all sex positive, or liberal when you are just a pervert…but these young people are perverts, they grew up on so much fucking porn, the idea of a normal sex is almost like a freakish fetish to them….like “let’s do missionary for 5 minutes not looking at each other, I may grab a tit, you may ask me to cum in you” is the new “extreme” porn cuz the extreme shit got so extreme not being into it is the freak shit….things are cyclical…

This shit ain’t news, or worth even mentioning, but I figure if you’re into trans shit like Bella Thorne, you make like her better knowing she gets fucked from behind with a pussy in her mouth…I mean it seems to be how that works…

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2019

07

Oct

Halsey Spread in her Bikini of the Day

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I don’t believe in Halsey, I think she’s as fake as her fucking tits…which are fake, we saw them when they happened cuz more bikini pics started happening. New tits do that to a girl.

Her story line about being some homeless teen party girl on red bull trying to not get raped is nonsense to me, I just think she sucked a DJs dick in her town at the hip club and he put her vocals on his track and now she’s living the dream, but the origin story isn’t all that great, sucking the DJ dick, so it’s gotta be spun into nonsense…that rich hollywood types eat the fuck up because they are so coddled they want to believe ridiculous stories…

For some reason she’s one of the most famous pop stars of the times, maybe it’s the tits, or the willingness to suck dick to the top or tricking the money into finding her backstory something to invsest in….but I think she is garbage, and she reminds me how unfortunate the music coming out these days is…and I guess how unfortunate the people are….for making this garbage happen….

But I don’t mind her pose up in here.

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2019

07

Oct

Jenny Mollen Naked Promoting C Section Scars of the Day

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Jenny Mollen is married to Jason Biggs, so she’s been around doing this attention grab for a longtime, maybe even before it was a thing all girls were doing…

I don’t really remember her from before she was Jason Biggs’ wife…that he treated like the Pie in the only movie he’s ever done, or ever needed to do, that shit made stupid money…but she worked as a blogger or “writer” for some magazines and I guess thought fucking Jason Biggs was the better way to the good life….so she had a bunch of his kids and is now doing C-Section empowerment for the women to unite and celebrate the scar they got as a sacrifice for their babies….because that’s likely an insecurity for some women….but I just see it as “tighter” pussy advert…like if you’d in the MOM scene look for that branding, like a rancher brands his cattle, to know that a baby hasn’t ripped her mom pussy in two…so let’s all follow the C-Section mom group and look for the divorcees…cuz that’s the group still intact.

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2019

07

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Virgin losers existed before the whole incel thing and they were all obsessed withKate Beckinsale….I have met these dudes and at the time seeing their goddess they were obsessed with working out like some kind of fitness slut in leggings on instagram would have driven them bananas…

I don’t interact with humans anymore….so I am not forced to meet weirdos who would be into Kate Beckinsale on the scary level all her fans are into her but I think that since we are in the smut era of content…it is very unlikely that virgin losers get excited about their favorite actress being a slut….like they used to.

Not to mention they may have already seen it on the social media it is from cuz they like her that much, since she was in the one movie she did….Underworld….

Back in the day, if you got a smutty image or video like this, of one of these girls that these comic book virgin dudes were into….you’d be drowning in emails, comments as they jacked off….or as the weirder ones would look on angrily that their queen would reduce herself to that level. The world is nuts.

So I am doing this entry for the normals, with nothing better to do than look at Beckinsale’s ass without any real emotional involvement…more just the clickbait thing…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

07

Oct

Kristen Stewart Nipples of the Day

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Kristen Stewart looking less like a bull dyke here with her nipples out in a lace bra…..but she’s still an overrated garbage actress who is zero interesting or inspiring but most importantly she is ZERO hot..

With a face like hers, I understand why she went lesbian, lesbians are less superficial than men, especially not the one she ended up dating, the Victoria’s Secret model lesbian, who you know actual lesbians wouldn’t be attracted to, but instead identity crisis people who think hot is what the marketing team has imprinted on their minds think it is hot…her whole lesbian thing seems like some level of appropriation. The text book almost BLACKFACE of lesbianism…..”Let me get that asymmetric” haircut and a flannel coat….kind of thing…

Sure she can bring out her nipples you can barely see, doing the whole “girl” thing, but I don’t buy it, or her hype….but who cares about what I think….no one cares about what I think.

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2019

07

Oct

Alexis Ren Bolt Ons in a Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren with her bolt ons in a bikini with a surf board, who’s she trying to be, Anastasia Ashley???

Here she is beat up by her pimp or just in makeup faking being beat up by her pimp because these hoes don’t know how to act right

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2019

04

Oct

Christina Aguilera Big Broad of the Day

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The icon, the legend, the never was Britney – Christina Aguilera lives…

Here are the pics of her shuffling her way into this event..as a fat man I can relate to her not wanting to wear pants…but still facing the same struggle of trying to carry that weight places…all pantsless….with your thighs rubbing togteher…which isn’t something she’s used to cuz in her castle she calls home she has a team of people physically carry her…oh to be rich and famous…

I don’t know why she’s out there doing this comeback tour, obviously money and ego, since she can seemingly sing, unlike Brtiney, who proved celebrity isn’t a singing contest.

I figure if I was a rich hot popstar at 20, making 100s of millions of dollars, I’d be good chilling on that money for life…but I guess bills need to be paid and doing nothing isn’t all that stimulating, even if I find it the best thing ever…

So instead of being a memory from the Dirty video, she’s a “woah look how gross Aguilera’s got since the Dirty Video”…and that is a dumb strategy.

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2019

04

Oct

Charli XCX Ass Shrine of the Day

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I saw Charli XCX perform accidentally when I used to leave the house many years ago…and no one cared….

It was at the time she first moved to America from the UK, and was making moves on social media to be the next Rita Ora…a dream no one actually has, because Rita Ora has accomplished very little except maybe fucking a Kardashian….and record producers…to get an illusion of a career…so that she could get invited to the it-parties and fake it til she made it a career..

So at the time I saw her and she was working her tits in leotards hard…no one cared….and I assume still don’t care…but it’s 5-6 years later…and she’s been consistent at the trying to get people to care…using ass, tits, whatever…and according to her IG story, her concert with Brooke Candy, another winner who paved the way for hipster sluts to make bad music, is sold out…

So there’s that…while you look at her white panties wishing their was more of a stain on it, but the filters are too strong, we’ll never know if she’s been ovulating in these panties, or better yet, having her period – free bleeding like all the cool kids are doing in these panties…and that’s unfortunate.

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2019

04

Oct

Angelina Jolie Erotica of the Day

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Angelina Jolie brought out her chopped off granny tits in some magazine, because I guess she was craving attention, or is promoting some shit, whether it is a movie, or her politics…who cares…she’s naked in a tub full of milky water that automatically makes me think that maybe something of hers is leaking something weird out of her well traveled cunt. Maybe something she caught eating bush meat in whatever United Nations country she abducted her kids from…

Or it could just be creative direction from the photoshoot, you know cuz they can’t have her sprawled mom cunt on the cover, and since she’s cut off her tits, this is the best thing to do…dirty bath water…a fetish to all the wrong fucking people….who I’ve met..and would would drink this water if they could order it off the internet…

All this to say – boring.

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