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2019

04

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is out here promoting her new album, because girl is a triple threat no one is threatened by because she’s just a girl…

If anything, she’s a reminder that anyone can be a touring popstar with today’s audio technology, you don’t even need to sing. Like how all the instagram girls are just “models” because they have facetune….everything is a digital illusion…

She’s a popular actress, who got famous as a teen, of course she’ll go onto make music, you make more money with music….that is why EVERY single young popular actress does it.

It’s a nice reminder that the industry likes to shove garbage down our throats and in our ears….and that quality meaningful music from the heart will never exist again…thanks to no one having fucking souls…it’s all just fucking garbage.

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2019

04

Oct

Jaime King Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jaime King was popular during that whole heroin chic era of models in the late 90s.

She was skinny thanks to being on heroin, her boyfriend even died from it, that’s how committed they were to living out that image they created for themselves, all trying to be cool in NYC fashion industry…and doing that through opiates..like they were because Jazz Players like Ray Charles in the 1950s and 60s…or all those OXY addicts taking street pills now that the manufacturer of OXY is getting fucked up and they are forced to hit the streets…

But even in the 90s, she had tits she was willing to show off to the world…

So seeing her move to LA, remain skinny enough, try to have a career as an actor, hanging with all kinds of actor friends, and bloggers like that gay asian Jared is not that exciting and either is her whole starting a family. I prefer when people die off in their glory days….but maybe these are still her glory days as her nipples still get hard…and her addiction still rings in her ears saying “GET ME OPIATES” everyday….meaning eventually she’ll crack…and until she does – her’s hard nips on some bitch so eager to be cool she got addicted to heroin. Idiot.

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2019

04

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Titty Top of the Day

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I don’t think that is Lily Rose Depp’s angle. If anything it is just further proof that my theory about her actually being her dad trolling us all in costume is a fact. It looks like there could very well be a whole other person under that head / forehead chin….I am wondering if this is not actually Lily Rose Depp but rather Angelina Jolie in her present 50 year old state wearing a blonde wig….

What I am saying is the cute, rich, young Johnny Depp ejaculation turned human…doesn’t look all that cute here but she’s grabbing tit to offset all that and I think that’s a valiant effort on her part to make one of those “not looking all that great” moments better.

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2019

04

Oct

Dua Lipa Blonde Tits of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a youtuber turned popstar who I can guarantee doesn’t fucking matter in the grand scheme of the world, and who is just another fucking placeholder record labels use to manipulate young people into wanting and needing shit that they don’t need. She was big on Youtube, already had audience, already did ground work, why not get her a deal and dig their dirty lazy corporate entertainmeent industry hands up inside the bitch…and they did….and I guess it worked to some extent because I am not a youtube watcher, I don’t know youtubers, and this one has crossed over to this magical disconnected site – so clearly someone is buying into her lies…

Anyway, she does slutty things sometimes, like all the Albainians like Jim Belushi, that slut..and I wouldn’t say a selfie like this is all that slutty, but everything is slutty to a pervert like me that has the ability to sexualize even the most minute thing…

I guess the real question is how many versions of this casual selfie exist, you know she took 100 but only these got the photoshop treatment…

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2019

03

Oct

Bebe Rexha is the Worst Ass on TikTok of the Day

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This just in – Bebe Rexha is as bad at TikTok as she is at being a popstar.

The fat 30 something who had her hand in the cookie jar of the record industry, and clearly in the ACTUAL cookie jar, was able to convince her colleagues to record an album for her. So she created her persona, got her outfits, did the whole creative direction around it, to hit the popstar thing running, not ACTUAL running, she’s more of a sitter…but you know time wasn’t on her side, she was old. The fat thing is only marketable to a certain extent to other fat girls because being an old popstar outweighed being a body empowered fat chick, not ACTUAL outweigh, I mean she’s a pig…

Anyway, her old age pop act reminded me of Halloween when all the old girls from the Office get together and dress like Charlie’s Angels or something…you know old girls in slutty outfits being fat and gross but having a good time. Harmless…

As it turns out, her TikTok act is similar…like a mom who came across TikTok and felt the need to try it out, only not a hot mom…but a fat mom who can’t seem to drop the baby weight, cuz the cookies in that cookie jar are so GOOD….YUM…

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2019

03

Oct

Area 51 Raid Round Up of the Day

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It looks like the raid on Area 51 brought back this alien looking rat, who put on some of Rihannas lingerie.

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2019

03

Oct

Kaili Thorne Beach Erotica of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is still around…She is not an official Thorne, or maybe she is, I don’t fucking know and I have no real interest in keeping track of Bella Thorne’s mother’s vagina, because based on Bella Thorne, it probably smells like fucking shit…

I understand that Bella Thorne, in this world of trans being trendy, the tattoo of this generation is eating hormones from another gender…so Bella and her man face, fake tits, unshowered and over the top, annoying content is in for the youth with no taste but that respond to noise and flashy things….has made her very relevant….but that doesn’t mean her mom’s pussy isn’t shit.

It just means the mom had a dream for her kids to be famous, and she made that happen instead of parenting them….

Bella claims to have been raped her whole life by her stepdad, which explains her overall vibe…while her mom was jerking off Disney execs…..she started with a Mickey actor from Orlando she met at the airport Hilton and worked her way up. It has been a process to get that florida dream…

So…this one is either a sister, half sister, adopted sister, someone cast as a sister who the mom found and thought she could monetize…and she is riding her THORNE name hard…cuz why the fuck not…

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2019

03

Oct

Kendall Jenner Slutty for Fashion of the Day

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Kendall Jenner for some fashion brand reminding us that the Kardashians and their affiliates are highly marketable creatures, cuz they can’t be human, sent to us from the depths of hell, to shameless sell us products that both pay them a lot of money and inflates their already inflated egos, because ultimately they are being celebrated for zero value, accomplisments, the main one had a sex tape and the rest of them rode that shit to the top of the fucking money pile….because they saw social media was a place to sell to idiots…and they’ve been at it for at least a decade now. Pretty fucking crazy, but the value system in America is make as much money as you can, which is why people like this exist and keep busy making more money they don’t really need, but might as well take, cuz they can.

It’s a crazy world to think that this family is the single most important family when it comes to internet marketing…they have that much influence and power yet are zero fucking interesting.

This is the hottest of the bunch, unless you’re into 90 year old Zombie men who cut off their dicks….or fat girls in black face, but she’s still pretty shit.

here is the video..

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2019

02

Oct

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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Sugar Baby Katharine McPhee who fucks a 75 year old…..who she actually married….so it is her husband which means she may not fuck him at all because of that whole old men can’t get boners thing…but he is David Foster, a captain or icon of the music industry, rich as fuck for producing countless hits, so he probably has bonere technologies that the average old as fuck man can’t access….Not that I care about David Foster’s cock, or how he fucks Katharine McPhee, or if he’s into CUCKOLD shit cuz rich people in hollywood have seen some shit, fucked some shit, and came out with weird fetishes and infections from the shit. I mean this Foster dude was big in the 70s I think….

Either way, he can now afford the most high profile sluttiest senior citizen nurse around. The kind I wish the government funded old folks home down the street. It would be better than the nurses they have…maybe all ex American Idol contestants should be forced to work old people like they are Katharine McPhee, sure not all will land with rich music men like FOSTER, but they’d at least be dealing with the age group who knows who they are, and could thus command a level of respect, since old people are the only people who watch TV….or American Idol.

That said….McPhee and her Labia Reduced Pussy (I’ve seen recovry pics) is a real sick fuck to be into a 75 year old. It just goes to show you what women will do for money. It’s like “dignity” naw….buy me designer shit…yeah…so another reason we should all get rich. You’ll always be able to find someone to buy…

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2019

02

Oct

Rita Ora Panties of the Day

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Rita Ora is in a diaper for this new photoshoot because she’s a keen performer who caters to as many people she can by producing content for all of their obscure niche fetishes are….

She is the kind of girl who aims to please because she wants this fame thing so bad…she’ll work it harder than any other girl…whether it’s doing media, going on dates with producers, appearances, fucking a Kardashian, going to events..working it for the paparazzi….and using her big tits for attention…..and hard work pays off because she is now famous…..but in order to maintain that fame, or get more famous, you start needing to hit the niches like this baby diaper shit…she should probably try to sell…as the biggest fucking pair of underwear out there….on some Mormon underwear level…making us confused cuz everything else about her screams “SLUTTY”…but these panties scream mom on her period cleaning the bathroom.

HERE she is looking dumb at a fashion week event..

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