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2019

02

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger and her plastic looking tits, on her hard body, that at 45 must be on the HGH like the other body builders, but we can’t be too sure, maybe they are natural….like the rest of her…a natural beauty….that came out of the womb like this..and great into this muppet Kardashian organically…I mean there must be a baseline human, a patient ZERO if you will, that the plastic surgeons based their look off of, it couldn’t have been off a blow up doll, even if it looks that way.

She is in a bikini for the sake of the half naked instagram content…that gets her likes…

So despite calling her a dude, who fell into stripping after taking on some female hormones, to win as the Vegas GoGo Dancing Showgirl cuz the no period thing meant no blackout dates…only to go onto be a Pussycat Doll, you know a rags to riches story of success…only more a cut off dick and learn to dance or learn to dance then cut off your dick so you know it’ll work out for you story…

I’m into half naked content for instagram. It allows you to separate the the real creators with the inspiring ideas….from the waste of time creators who don’t get half naked.

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2019

02

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Tits of the Day

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We have a theory that LILY ROSE DEPP is Johnny Depp’s best role.

Not in a “his role in the world” or his contribution to the world….or his legacy….being the fact that he knocked up some French bitch and made a baby to live out that entitled daughter of a celeb life….

I mean his actual best role…where he is in Hollywood Movie Magic Make Up, taking another go at life…this time as a girl…you can tell by her legs.

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2019

02

Oct

Lottie Moss Titty Mole of the Day

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Lottie Moss and her titty mole or maybe it is an AIDS lesion, she looks like the kind of girl living her best GAY MAN life of luxury, going to all the fashion parties, going to Ibiza, being on Reality TV….taking PREP so that she can’t get AIDS on her fucking quest….all while riding the last name harder than a Kardashian…or pretty much anyone with any possible celebrity connnection…it’s a TIKTOK trend “Famous Relative Check”…because people care about useless people if they have a less useless but well known person as a relative…and that is fucking weird to me…

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2019

02

Oct

Bebe Rexha Got Them Tits On of the Day

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BLETA aka Bebe Rexha her real name is BLETA…hot fucking name..I think that’s the sound I make when trying to take a lactose intolerance hepatitis / pacreaitis / bad diet so it is hard shit through my very swollen shut hemorrhoided ass, like a fucking football through a garden hose….if you know what I mean…

She is the Albanian 30 year old fat pop chick with an ego, I guess she doesn’t do enough psychedelics, you know to lose her ego, some micro dosing, toad licking, mushroom and LSD, deep breathing, higher consciousness, state of enlightenment, all the BROS are into cuz they listen to ROGAN…because instead of just chilling on her song writing credits, she need to get into popstar face, like black face, and pretend to be a popstar, that has seemingly worked out alright for her, but that seems a little too little too late cuz she’s 100 fucking years old in Popstar years…

SO….

That’s about all I have to say about that, oh…and she’s ugly.

Here she is with Angelina Jolie

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2019

02

Oct

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

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I’ve written this o a variation of this in the past.

I can’t bring original thought or ideas to a post about a person I literally do not give a fuck about, or even remember exists….but Barbara Palvin the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

Remember the out-dated dying brand has ties to EPSTEIN, they basically FINANCED his life and is the key to 70 percent of his pervert wealth….they know human trafficking…

Now thanks to the pressure of the media, trying to pretend they are “woke”, because VS is tired of taking shit for not hiring fat chicks, or trans, or fucking amputees with skin diseases, diabetes and AIDS, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, let trans people rock your shit, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks…cuz fat chicks are gross.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

02

Oct

Emma Roberts – Still Skinny – Still Reading of the Day

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While Emma Roberts’ boyfriend who she beat up and who may be her fiance, probably a marketing initiative of the Ryan Murphy Gay Sex TV Empire, because people like shows better when the two characters on the show are fucking in real life. GLEE did it too. Until Lea Michele’s gay lover killed himself from trauma he endured in the forced sex his contract forced him into, all while Gwyneth Paltrow’s gay husband watched….they are weird people at the Ryan Murphy Gay-Dom of TV hits…

She’s out here giving those of into skinny girls who read an erection.

Not that reading is that impressive of a skill, or even that hot, but this is the era of girls taking selfies, watching other folks living their lives on social media , getting their news off MEMES and angry tweeters…reading only happens when reading the captions in their favorite youtuber youtube video about how they went shopping….trying to position themselves as smart…while being uneducated, uninformed idiots who think what they say has meaning or substance because they heard it somewhere…likely a TIKTOK….

Not that reading makes you smart, but I like the concept, or seeing a girl dive into a book, tuning out all that noise and screentime, being present in their head, in their book, it’s relaxing, soothing, somee ASMR but less fucking creepy.

I guess being a product of Eric Roberts unintentional sperm donation has worked out alright for her and the rest of you need to follow her lead and read a damn book you morons..

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2019

01

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel with the deep pussy stretch was the alternate title…but our friend Cannon Show gets mad when we write Deep Pussy stretch because it makes advertisers cry…like the pussies they are….maybe Candice’s cunt being stretched is like a mirror to their overly sensitive, easily offended pussies….I just don’t know.

I do know that Candice Swanepoel is doing a DEEP pussy stretch, trying to stay as fit as possible, maybe trying to retrain her muscles to hold her uterus inside her after all those kids…you know a way to not become incontinent while being as sexy as possible with her fitness erotica…because fitness is a way to post slutty content while still being a respectable woman who cares about her body and health….how can you be mad at someone being healthy…with her vagina out…who knows…who cares…

Candice Swanepoel, the Hot VS model who has only done VS, now 30 and less hot…bringing nothing great but nothing terrible and that’s ok.

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2019

01

Oct

Sarah Silverman Titty Art of the Day

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Sarah Silverman is the worst. Even when she was at the top of her career she was the worst.

I never understood when I saw people say shit like that she was hot. She has never been hot.

I have known people personally who have said she was hot…I had to write them off as queer, I’m talking to you KIMMEL….

I am thinking that maybe people find humor sexy, even when it is dumb fart joke humor, I mean she’s made a lot of money off her bullshit…but then she pulls her tits out, cuz she’s got tits, not necessarily good tits, but big tits, which has nothing to do with her humor…..

Her humor was the one thing some dudes with bad sense of humor though made her hot, and here she is taking it as if they literally found her hot…pulling out the tits cuz she’s got tits, not necessarily good tits, but big tits, and I guess in America Big tits are all you need….

Along with being annoying, abrasive, irritating sounding, dumpy and old…she is also a flip flopper who stands behind hr friend, until being criticized for it, only to see her fortunes dwindle, so bitch back pedals, cuz these are all spineless pieces of shit who pulled off a scam to be here, not ready to lose out by standing by what they actual feel in their core, instead pandering to the people….this time with tits, and in her defense, it’s really all she’s got going for her.

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2019

01

Oct

Noah Cyrus Thong of the Day

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Noah Cyrus in her thong, taken by Tana Mongeau…..Tana Mongeau is the slutty youtuber who has managed to win over weird LA people who don’t leave their house and probably spend too much time on the computer being degenerates between acting jobs…like Noah Cyrus, or Bella Thorne before her. You know these broken rich puppets who don’t have a concept of reality, finding humor in this Tana bitch, or substance, or something they want to mooch off of, allow Tana to mooch right back off them….usually by sucking their cunts.

So in keeping current with the times, Noah Cyrus fucks this Tana Mangeau, it’s what the perv kids are into, she also wears a thong, it’s what the perv kids do, and this is basically the visual representation of the generation raised on internet porn and VINE coming together in weird content they produce of themselves, instead of saving it for the movies they get cast in.

There’s a whole lot of attention seeking going on in these parts…

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2019

01

Oct

Top 10 Towel Series Sluts Part 2 of the Day

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Here is part 2 to that Towel series because why not….

If you missed part one, google it….or I could link it…but fuck that…I do enough work around here…

I wrote:

Mario Testino is some creepy fashion photographer who managed to get out of PERU and into the prestigious, pretentious, obnoxious, elitist fashion world….where “creatives” collectively got paid ridiculous amounts of money to do cocaine and pretend to be artists….even though art doesn’t really exist and it is all just commercial nonsense that requires self absorbed egos to try to polarize from their 5 million dollar “ARTIST” loft…fuck off..

Well, along with being accused of sexual misconduct, the real art form of photographers, from at least 18 people publicly….many are dudes cuz I guess he’s a queer…not so surprising that a dude with money and ego at the top of his industry is going to use that to get pussy or man pussy – but they say that it is wrong – even though it seems to be pretty human based on the number of creeps out there…

He has a series, that I guess is what he thinks is high concept, of models in towels after showers on shoots….you know that real and raw moment or whatever.

I didn’t re-read what I wrote, that’s not my thing, but here are more of his pics to celebrate fashion perversion.

Dua Lipa