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2019

30

Sep

Christina Aguilera Titty Tape of the Day

Christina Aguilera is looking like the human version of a Hemorrhoid. You know all bloated with age because the integrity the structure of your rectum is destroyed from all your sitting and doing nothing all these years…but the human version.

I guess she’s decided to do a quick cash grab, why not, she’s Christina Aguilera, the third most popular popstar from the 90s, forever in Britney’s shadow, only now hard to miss while in Britney’s shadow because she’s 4 times Britney’s size.

The skinny, tiny, how fake titty stripper looking Disney Kid who was clever enough to go DIRTY when going DIRTY allowed her differentiate herself, but that ended up realizing that her true passion was eating….

I am not here to make fun of how fat she’s become, she’s been fat for a fucking decade, we are just here to laugh about how she dresses like she’s not fat, I assume thinking that fat empowerment in this body positive world means it is ok to get into slutty outfits like she was 25, and it is OK, but OK doesn’t mean it’s hot or looks good…OK means yeah, sure, wear what you want, but that doesn’t mean it’s not digusting. It is disgusting.

Here is her scary fat yet flat ass…

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2019

30

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence being slutty, we have seen her NIPPLES before…

For those of you who don’t know anything about her, and you really shouldn’t because she’s not that big of a deal, and at 19, you knowing about her is pretty fucking weird.

Unless you were her gym teacher, in which case we’d expect you to know all about her, maybe even own one of her dirty socks you found in her locker you broke into, that you intended to use to sniff during your masturbation, because you like her that much. You’re a gym teacher, we get that by default you’re a fucking predator..

That said, Charlotte Lawrence is an “Indie” popstar, where “indie” means my parents bought me a record deal like I was Massimo’s kids and now they are buying her publicity to help her achieve her dreams cuz they are her parents and see her talent, and don’t see her vapid LA cunt qualities.

I am sure nothing in her life has been a challenge, you know with her dad being the creator of the series Scrubs, co-creator of Cougar Town and co-creator of Spin City and writer for a bunch of shit sitcoms and her mom being Drew Carey’s friend Kate on his shit sitcom…but I guess that’s the LA way, be born into the right place to the right family and the people will believe you’re legit and not just some rich kid who bought the career…

Here’s a video of her doing some nonsense made to look vintage for aesthetic ya know.

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2019

30

Sep

Bella Thorne Erotic Polaroids of the Day

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Bella Thorne looks like a girl who was molested the majority of her life.

From stepfather’s her mom chose over her, you know how that goes, the whole bring a dirty man into your house and treat him like he’s the father, when he’s got no reason to be anything but a pervert with the girls, as you’ve basically given him he OK, by letting him into the fucking house you irresponsible self involved asshole who cares more about her personal gains, whether that is love, getting her pussy filled right, or money…. than her fucking kids…bad bad woman..

To the pedo execs who chose a Hollywood life working in Children programming, where they cast pubescent teens to fill the slots…but on the most eager ones.

Allowing her to now be the “relatable” voice to the kids on social media, because she comes across as being just so “real”, even though she isn’t real, she is an actor who doesn’t even know her own self, and all this is just attention seeking noise to fill the void in her soul from having a mother not protect her after her dad died…

Sexualize yourself to take the power back from the abuser or some shit…to angle sexualizing yourself cuz it gets you paid and talked about.

I don’t find her hot, she looks like she smells like unshowered for a week, constipated that entire week from the opiates you snort recreationally until eating taco bell anal sex. Which I guess is hot to some.

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2019

30

Sep

Isabelle Mathers Bikini of the Day

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Isabelle Mathers is some hot, tanned, Australian bikini model I’ve probably never heard of, but I’m pretty bad with names and facial recognition which makes living pretty fucking confusing.

I just scrolled her Instagram, where I found zero fucking personality. I found zero fucking compelling or inspiring content, if anything it was boring…and she’s Austalian, they are supposed to be the hot chicks that get wild….and drunk.

Sure she’s hot, the body is good, the tits seem nice. Not to mention the blue eyes set against a brown head of hair is something marketable becausee it excites people for whatever reason and by whatever reason I mean you’re all a bunch of perverts….

But that instagram of hers is like she’s a fucking avatar, or a CGI, or a sex doll, which I am sure she is or aspires to be for the right rich and maybe famous guy…all her pics are all the same dramatic half dead looking face…mouth slightly open, looking at the camera like she’s about to suck it off, only she doesn’t do that because she’s a fucking corpse. Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s had more fucking personality.

Further proof that hot chicks don’t fucking bother trying as they are used to just getting shit…

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2019

27

Sep

Halle Berry Erotica of the Day

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Halle Berry may be the whitest black girl to ever play a black girl in a racist Hollywood that needed their black talent to be half white so they are less scary to the executives and preferably raised in a white community, having no contact with black people, like they were Halle Berry or Drake. It is just more manageable, plus you get a white person playing a black person to their best ability, giving black folk false idols, cuz bitch is just in Black Face and they have no fucking idea…

Halle Berry is hot, has a hot body, and I respect and endorse her career, even though every overly black part she’s done has screamed black face to me…because it was…but I especially endorse and respect her big tits…

I am glad that despite being old as shit, she’s been able to get onto social media, figure out the apps and what is important content for those apps…and she can really showcase her daddy issues thanks to never meeting her dad but producing slutty content, that isn’t awful since black don’t crack, or in her case half black genetically but white as fuck in her core being don’t crack…despite being old…she’s still got hot tits…..

This wouldn’t have happened, or didn’t happen years ago because agents wanted to keep a virtual BORDER WALL between talent and fans…but we’re in the direct to consumer age and girl’s out her giving us a taste of how slutty she is at her core…no longer just reserved for the producers at the casting…nice…where’s the butthole?

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2019

27

Sep

Halsey Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Halsey has fake tits now that she’s got more than 9 dollars to her name….you know so she bought some tits cuz she’s so fucking fake having fake tits make her feel whole or some shit…that I assume makes her feel more confident about using tits to get even further along than she already is…

In case you don’t know or care about Halsey, and I know that I don’t, but I unfortunately know her storyline and marketing hooks because I run a titty site that filters this kind of information to me…it’s terrible…

So the 9 dollars to her name story, is a bullshit story she created early on in her career to give people an angle. To give her more depth. To generate sympathy. To pull the whole uplifting bullshit. To dramatize the reality because people love a rags to riches, American Dream story….

So she said she was homeless, thanks to being from some abusive home, where she was addicted to party drugs and partying, and that sh only had 9 dollars in her BANK, which for those you who don’t know, a Bank is where homeless people store their money, and she claims, this is where it gets good, she claims that she bought a case of redbull to stay up for three days, instead of sleeping on the streets, where she’d surely get raped..

When the true story is bitch was raised to learn instruments like the VIOLIN, which in case you didn’t know is super ghetto trash and something that you learn in all broken homes…I think it is a prerequisite to being ghetto trash “must have one child in violin lessons”……and bitch may have “moved out” of her parents house for a week cuz they were mad about her partying, or maybe they lived too far from the party…so at 18 she said “I’m 18, I can vote, and I vote to leave here, fuck ya’ll”….and bitch may have had 9 dollars she bought redbull with…but she was at the clubs, in the VIP rooms, drinking for free and working the DJs into letting her lay down the vocal track that got her the record deal and that gave us this pile of dog shit called HALSEY…

Don’t believe what the media tells you, it’s not a fake news situation, it’s a fake everything situation as all these fuckers and all the stories we hear are just full of shit…to brainwash you…

But this bullshit story comes with bullshit tits which makes her more fun to hate when she lies..

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Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2019

27

Sep

Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is at a 3,000 dollar a night hotel that I am sure she didn’t pay for, but if she did, it doesn’t really matter how much it is, thanks to being richer than fucking god from Disney and her coming of age, coming out, amateur porno tour that brought us things like white mainstream girls twerking, and a whole lot of tits out, pussy out, bisexuality…

I don’t know how much the MILEY EMPIRE makes in a year, but I am sure it probably around 3,000 dollars an hour, every hour, of everday in a year, which works out to be something like 30 million a year…and I don’t think it actually matters, what matters is that she’s bringing her confused sexual identity to this wonderful setting to show off her aging ass, and dopey face like you’d expect her to do….

She’s way too tame even with the whole marriage and divorce and lesbian rebound thing….cuz thee only version of MILEY Worth bothering with was the one who played up being a “weirdo” by being as weird as possible which was pretty fucking lame but more interesting than this basic instagram bitch bikini shit…

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2019

27

Sep

Sarah Jessica Parker Tits of the Day

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Sarah Jessica Parker the foot face/ hoof looking old lady face…that we’ve all looked at confused over her 40 year career. I remember her on Square Pegs because I am old as fuck…and I’ve consistently thought she was brave to enter Hollywood looking like that…and I’ve consistently been impressed that a face like hers could be an very successful 80s teen in movies before becoming a SUPERSTAR in the 90s with Sex and the City, a show that destroyed the happiness of women everywhere, because they craved the Cosmopolitan, career and designer clothing life ,instead of the happy and fulfilled family life, meaningless sex with randoms over no sex with a husband…even though her real life is no sex with a husband cuz Broderick Bueller is a homo…

Her career pretty incredible, but I allocate 99 percent of that success to her tits…Tits she’s gone ridiculous with in this dress…to divert from the Celine Dion looking face…

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2019

27

Sep

Sommer Ray Erotica of the Day

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Sommer Ray is some clickbait ass from social media with a stupid amount of followers despite being barely fucking interesting besides her willingness to show her ass..

Why would a brand partner up with her based on her contribution to society, or even her contribution to instagram, seeing as she’s just an ass who does ass content, but as it turns out brand partners are equally whores and partner with wherever the traffic is until some activist SJW screams “CANCEL THAT PERSON”…and they all fucking listen as they don’t want to be cancelled themselves…instead of just saying fuck off get out of here….

Well Sommer is out here doing laundry like she’s ever done laundry, acting like som immigrant bitch who just got to America and is trying to get to that America dream….while living the American dream….maybe offering some irony or thought provoking with her pics about a step back to traditional gender roles of women not actually working, but filling their days doing errands, fucking the milk man, and watching soap operas…you know while husband was out making the money and didn’t have to touch things like kitchens or laundry rooms…..or maybe it’s more a step back to Glamour model days when women posed in pics like these for men’s mags…something that’s ended despite men still existing…thanks to everyone being scared of a little tit, sex appeal and being #MeTooed

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2019

27

Sep

Shay Mitchell Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is knocked up by some CANADIAN VJ who hasn’t been on CANADIAN TV in years, but he has been in Canadian TV Stars that moved to AMERICA to make it in the last 9 months..or at least his cum has been….all these people with the creampie fetish like they are into the risk of breeding, we are animals and instinctively want to breed everytime we fuck, even if it’s with some fat chick we met that night, in an our brains say no, our cumming in her cuz she asks for it, and that’s hot says OK…..maybe the girls like the hormones absorbed in fluid exchanges, the endorphines or whatever is released…

Clearly sometimes the risk is worth it for the dude, not all pregnancy ends in abortion, if anything, it can sometimes be a good way to secure your fucking future with the right girl…like K-Fed did…not right in terms of love, right in terms of manipulating your way in, tricking her into thinking you love her, and allowing you to work on your creative projects by her pool while she’s out there hustling, cuz she believes in you.

Life is sales, everything is sales, so you can sit and sell shit to idiots all day to pay rent on your shitty apartment, barely making it….despite the effort, or you can sell one dumb rich girl and live a life you’d never live if left to your own devices..

MAKE THE RIGHT SALES CALL….Quality not Quantity…

Either way, a nice status play on his part…get that rich as fuck, highly followed, hustling rich kid from West Vancouver, who is likely a total cunt, but too busy to bother with you, so you livee the good life in LA, she makes you a kid to stay at home dad while she’s on her annoying trying to be a “MOGUL” cuz she was on a hit show kick….

You can just fuck off and the get child support of 20k USD a month, which is like 30k Canadian and the kid will grow up to have access to all the best things, best schools, not that that’s part of the plan, as the baby momma is all about instagram and exploiting the fuck out of Social Media for personal gain…so it will become a vapid spoiled idiot…so it’s all positive and so are her massive mom tits, despite the whole ready to drop filled up uterus, that’s gross….

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