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2019

27

Sep

Caylee Cowan Nudity of the Day

Caylee Cowan is another one of these busty teens who has had videos released of her sucking dick on the internet, which is standard fucking practice for the youth that don’t give a fuck about privacy, love exhibitionism, are desensitized by porn, and don’t think filming a dick suck is a bad thing…which is great progress for man…and I literally mean all men into young girls who would have worked at the GAP in our era, but who are now doing amateur porn on weekends, while the day job is acting…weird times, but not bad times, I think seeing any actress with a dick in her mouth makes me respect her more as a person…it makes me take her more seriously in acting roles and it makes me see her as some kind of philanthropist all socially responsible giving back. It’s nice.

There is video..

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2019

26

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence Gets Wet of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence.

Kate from Drew Carey’s daughter…

Doing the on trend, on brand, age appropriate thing to all us old perverts are grateful for…slutty porno behavior without the porno stigma….nipples out, asses out, pussy cameltoed for fashion and to show the world how they DGAF….fighting a great fight for perverts to jack off to.

Charlotte Lawrence

Here she is getting her ass ate for instagram..

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2019

26

Sep

Jessica Simpson Skinny Tits of the Day

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Jessica Simpson claims she lost 100lbs since her pregnancy.

As it turns out, NONE FROM HER Big mom tits and all from her big mom UTERUS…

I don’t know if she was paid 1,000,000 dollars like she was from Weightwatchers all those years ago….maybe she feels like fat is no longer fun now that everyone is doing it…and because no one wants to be fat no matter how empowered they say they are….

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2019

26

Sep

Barbie Ferreira Erotica of the Day

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Barbie Ferreira is the fat girl from EUPHORIA who plays an underage cam girl/ dominatrix or whatever because Euphoria is one of those shows, you know the extreme look at the youth of today, while being inclusive and empowering, and they know that fat lazy cam girls are an actual thing, becuase dudes are perverts and will watch anything, while fat girls, a specific kind of fat girl, offsets the fat by being a slut…not that anyone sees fat anymore, since they are all fat…all good things I guess…

So here is big girl doing keeping the character alive until next season….

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2019

26

Sep

Grace Elizabeth Lingerie of the Day

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Grace Elizabeth is a 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model that I am sure I have posted at least once, but that I don’t remember posting because they all seem to blend into each other. I mean it is hard to be a compelling or exciting character on social media when all you do is half nude catalog shoots for brands like a fucking promo model with only one marketable skill.

I mean I am sure she loves that stamp of approval all the other kids crave, a VS contract, 999k followers, it’s the fucking dream….because that is what matters to these people, being a vapid shell of a human who sells shitty unethical product no one needs, fully irresponsible dreams…

Her real name is Grace Elizabeth Harry Cabe. She is from Florida. She studies nutrition. She got engaged yesterday…to Nicolas Krause…a highly paid German soccer player….so there’s that…

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2019

26

Sep

Jade Chynoweth Lingerie Erotica of the Day

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Jade Chynoweth is some “dancer”, just not the right kind of dancer who can leave a shit stain or period stain on your Khakis for 4 dollars a song, she’s got more of an ego than that….

Apparently, she has a recurring role as Kathleen Nolan on the TNT television series The Last Ship……a TNT reies three weirdos have probably watched, but don’t pigeon hole her, she’s done more than just that, she’s also Odalie Allen on the YouTube Premium series Step Up: High Water because why kill the STEP UP franchise of yearly shit movies for the last 20 years…

She’s best known for being Halsey’s back up dancer who she gets sexy with like two college girls making out with each other at the frat party…you know to be relevant and to be edgy and to be wild and talked about and it is all pretty fucking dull to me.

Here she is getting gay with Halsey at the Rihanna fashion show..

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2019

26

Sep

Paris Berelc Braless of the Day

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Paris Berelc is doing a wife-beater titty bounce and other slutty content cuz she’s young and this is what they do to matter.

Paris Berelc was discovered at 9 years old by some modeling agency that I assume her family tried to sell her off to. She’s half Filipino, which means her mom was the Nanny and her dad some white guy with another family, so find the highest bidder who wants her cuz we fucking don’t….not to mention Filipino women, at least according to my friend who runs sketchy tech businesses out of the Philippines says the pussy is inexpensive, steady flow, they’ll do raw dog anal for 20 USD and are hot…so there’s that…you know a cultural reason for why a 9 year old is doing castings for a bunch of fucking perverts….

That said, she’s a Disney Kid, is on some Netflix show called Alexa & Katie, and another one called TALL GIRL that I accidentally watched the trailer for and laughed because a white girl being teased for being 6 Foot 2 is hardly the worst thing that a person could experience in high school…but sure Netflix…we’ll accept that you are on the outs and that you will be slaughtered by DISNEY as they enter your domain….of streaming…

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2019

26

Sep

Top 10 Towel Series Sluts Part 1 of the Day

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Mario Testino is some creepy fashion photographer who managed to get out of PERU and into the prestigious, pretentious, obnoxious, elitist fashion world….where “creatives” collectively got paid ridiculous amounts of money to do cocaine and pretend to be artists….even though art doesn’t really exist and it is all just commercial nonsense that requires self absorbed egos to try to polarize from their 5 million dollar “ARTIST” loft…fuck off..

Well, along with being accused of sexual misconduct, the real art form of photographers, from at least 18 people publicly….many are dudes cuz I guess he’s a queer…not so surprising that a dude with money and ego at the top of his industry is going to use that to get pussy or man pussy – but they say that it is wrong – even though it seems to be pretty human based on the number of creeps out there…

He has a series, that I guess is what he thinks is high concept, of models in towels after showers on shoots….you know that real and raw moment or whatever.

We’ve posted them over the years as they come up but we’ve decided to release them over a few posts if we remember because why not.

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2019

25

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin Hard Nipples of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin has nipples and she sure as fuck is going to show them off when the paparazzi her and her mom called to capture the moment are around.

It is a huge way to play up the free press a couple of hard nips get a bottom feeding shithead rich kid with a very obvious and uneventful dream of being jerked off to like the other rich kids..a dream ya’ll will make come true…

I guess the real question is how many Iron Maiden songs does her boyfriend in the short pants rock out to while questioning his gender?

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2019

25

Sep

Maggie Gyllenhaal Nudity of the Day

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Maggie Gyllenhaal is naked again…she’s always naked and has been getting naked for the longest time….and I don’t think that’s a good thing.

I don’t know what she’s getting naked in all the movies, I am not her…but it isn’t because she’s HOT…cuz she’s not. It’s not that she’s young cuz she’s not. It’s not cuz she needs the money because she was raised rich. It’s because she’s a narcissist, and thanks to nepotism, raised in the scene, connected, and getting cast in shit while being willing to push those personal goals which I guess involves having as many people as possible see her tits…thanks to her exhibitionism for validation…so validate the sloppy tit..

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