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2019

14

Oct

Kaia Gerber Tits Out of the Day

Kaia Gerber is on the takeover…freshly eighteen and finally bringing out consistent content she’s been ready to bring out because she’s had eighteen years of training by her superstar mother….

She’s going for this model thing, which is the “it” thing to do and fine because she is a better version of all the other instagram girls thanks to her mom being Cindy Crawford…. and the fact she’s been trained for this for the last eighteen years…

This is like the pro athlete having a kid who goes pro, but easier to jerk off to if you’re a straight dude, and not some closeted sports fan who doesn’t realize the hard ons he gets watching sports are from being a queer…so I guess it’s in her DNA, or that’s how they market it, because everyone can gets excited by the child prodigy concept, even if it’s just some young slut being slut like all the other sluts, just in a more pretentious kind of way….like “do you know who my mom is”…shut the fuck up and start rebelling…..we’d rather you break free from the family business and delve into porno..It could happen, her parent’s are so fucking rich, that she’s got no concept of anything, so that porn career may be just what she’s looking for..when she realizes she’s some puppet living out her mom’s life and her mom’s dream for her…when she needs her own identity…doing things that are easier to jerk off to than this…

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2019

14

Oct

Miley Cyrus Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has the weirdest fitness cameltoe going on, I guess girl can’t help but post an image of herself, even a basic selfie to keep her personal Miley Cyrus brand alive when the world is talking about her and her divorce….

She does it while helping her friend Brody Jenner and his non-wife negotiate their The Hills Season 2 contract by giving them some hype, cuz they are all the same connected kids in the same connected scene doing the same connected shit, to amplify their whole connected lives so that they all cash in on their own hype….and I guess she’s also helping that Cody Simpson, who was GIGI HADID’s first boyfriend, cuz these idiots are all connected, because he’s her new boyfriend…cuz when divorce happens at 25, thanks to being some dumb idiot kid who gets married at 23, you’ve got no choice but to fuck everyone she fucking can…

Nothing overly interesting here…but her body looks fit and in a world of that, we like that..and really the younger generation isn’t as fat as the current generation, they are the TikTok kids and seem more fit than you’d expect them to be, they have an internet life to live and must stay hotter than their fat pig moms…you see it all the time…so there is hope for a better tomorrow…at least in terms of less fat chicks, not so much in terms of the general state of humanity, unless you’re like me and eager for an apocalypse / alien invasion…

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2019

14

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Deep Stretch of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is on the hustle….showing off her flexibility.

She was a rich kid to start, her parent’s were working actors, at least from what I know, I am not doing a deep dive into Kate Bekinsale because who fucking cares about her backstory.

She’s some hot vampire woman with a 20 year old slutty daughter, despite not looking like a mom of a 20 year old daughter….and I don’t think being raised rich and connected makes a girl less slutty.

Some of the biggest sluts I know are rich kids, the whole having everything they want, not having a concept of money, needing to get a rush some how, somewhere, and using their pussy for that…

ANYWAY, here she is doing a demonstration on how to go from being a slutty rich kid, to a slutty rich kid with an acting career and fans…

Here is her daughter Lily Mo Sheen being a lesbian

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2019

14

Oct

Brie Larson Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson is one of the more annoying celebrities getting work.

I don’t understand her, or why they decided she was worthy of getting all this work but I guess Hollywood has no fucking taste and are run by losers who are drawn to Hollywood because they grew up watching movies, cuz they had no friends, and figured that a life in the entertainment industry would come with glamour, money and pussy…so all these losers got management positions, became execs by 40, and now the losers make loser decisions, and are drawn to loser girls like Brie Larson…

She has been trying to get famous for a fucking decade, she had a shitty attempt at a pop career that is beyond embarrassing…and then committed to the acting thing and her agency was like “she’s the one” gave her an Oscar winning role, and now bitch gets in Marvel movies making bank…

But she can’t just accept that she’s trolled the system, but has instead decides to talk hollywood too white, cries about white priviledge, but instead of stepping down and retiring as she should, to make room for more women of color instead of more girls like her, she takes bikini pics for attention….

So her whole thing is “keep me working” but all other women shouldn’t be white cuz she’s got this…not that I know anything about this trash, other than that she’s not hot enough to draw in this much attention…she is fucking garbage and society should treat her as such…

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2019

14

Oct

Ashley Graham Disgusting and Naked of the Day

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Aren’t you glad that Ashley Graham wasn’t treated the way fat chicks are supposed to be treated, but in this world of fat chicks everywhere, she was treated like the queen of the fat chicks, because brands needed to make product for fat chicks, and they needed models to sell those products to fat chicks, and the least lazy of the fat chicks, the more manageable fat chicks, who may not be the disabled kind of lazy fat chick, with sleep apnea, the ones who still have energy to work, so despite being disgusting, they have confidence….which I don’t understand but maybe the black dudes who love fat white girls with big tits helped condition them to decide to be models and the brands are too scared to say “here’s a hoagie get the fuck out of here”….

Anyway, the narcissistic fat chick, is now pregnant and like all pregnant chicks, or skinny pregnant chicks not riddled with diabetes from the pregnancy…she’s documenting her beautiful transformation…even to the rest of us it’s shit.

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2019

14

Oct

Cardi B Thong Twerk of the Day

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Cardi B is too trashy for me, and I like real fucking trash, I just don’t like this kind of trash.

She is the exact kind of annoying stripper I avoid at the strip club, rocking her fake Chanel or maybe her real Chanel, acting like she’s a big deal of the club, the featured dancer even though there are no featured dancer. If you’ve been to a stripclub you know what I mean, and that is that you’d avoid this type…

Thanks to the perversion of this era, the strippers get more clout cuz the rappers validate them, by fucking them, remember Amber Rose…..it’s like from working the pole amongst meth addicted down on her luck sluts, to private jets with dumb fucking overpaid rappers, buying all their hood rich clothing with their hood money and basically RUINING the kids who watch them and look up to them like they are Britney Spears or the Spice Girls or Madonna….because Cardi B’s audience are all 15 year olds.

Anyway, she brought out her fake ass, with a ghetto Tat that she thinks is fabulous, cuz of her pile of money, and twerked for whatever reason, probably trying to promote her J.LO movie….about the stripper life..cuz society is excited about strippers now…when strippers should never be celebrated, always treated like gutter whores trying to take advantage of you by taking all your money…bastards..

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2019

14

Oct

Chanel West Coast Ass to Mouth of the Day

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No one gives a fuck about Chanel West Coast except maybe Chanel West Coast, because she’s still out here creating content for social media to try to prove to the people just how wild and crazy and hard she is. From fake hip hop accents, to being as “hood” as she can be, in what is not very hood but her rendition of hood, she’s MTV so it’s watered the fuck down hood, if anything it’s racist like Black Face “hood” but the black dudes who fuck her probably don’t care or think it’s anything racist as she sucks her ass off their dicks, like she does Ass To Mouth with strippers…you know cuz everything is a bad self produced reality show…because it is..

I remember a time when you would get beat by bouncers for pulling out a phone, now it’s all coordinated and staged because strippers aren’t stripping to be secret money making tactics, now it’s part of their online persona…and try to become inspiration for J.Lo movies…that’s our era…

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2019

11

Oct

Top 10 TikThots of the Day

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To see Last week’s Top 10 TIKTHOTS CLICK HERE

TikTok is the future. It is where the younger generation goes to make far more creative content than the posing shit of fake models on instagram. If anything the audience hates THOTS beeing THOTS on the shit because they get that elsewhere. Save TikTok for humor and jokes…and it’s full of really crazy and really good stuff….

But where there is an audience, there are shameless women mooching…so we do our duty to find it….even if TikTok’s not about that…with the state of women these days – everything is about that.

1 – This bodybuilder Booty..

2 – This short short weirdness

3 – This OLD body building thot

4 – This one trying to be a bodybuilder and showing a ton of ass

5 – This weird anime upskirt, apparently this girl is getting heat because filmed herself for tiktok on a grave which may be interest to any of the skull fuckers out here

6 – This public housing thot

7 – This dramatic emo with hard nipples

8 – Nerdy titty bounce

9 – Rope climbing erotica

10 – The TikTok Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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2019

11

Oct

Ashley Benson Panty Selfie of the Day

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New lesbian Ashley Benson has been losing weight, is still busty, just not as dumpy as she was before she found herself as a lesbian who dates Cara Delevingne, who I guess put her on that model diet and workout plan, because the fashion industry, despite their lies don’t give a fuck about fat, they are repulsed by fat, but do the whole fat thing to seem like they are inclusive and nice…..despite being evil..

From my extensive lesbian research, when a girl becomes lesbian, she usually cuts off her hair and gets fat, wearing oversized sports sweatshirts or slogan tees that say “pride” or “queer” on it…the pants keep getting bigger and bigger…

So seeing a vain, selfie, tits out lesbian is a reminder that these girls aren’t real dykes, but dykes for attention, it speaks to their bullshit agenda….makes them seem diverse and lesbian sex is hardly invasive, it’s just masturbating with a friend…

Ashley Benson is back, I guess.

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2019

11

Oct

Nina Dobrev Fucking for TV of the Day

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I assume this is Nina Dobrev fucking on camera for a tv show since she never gets cast in actual movies, but I could be wrong because I don’t follow the NINA DOBREV career even though she is Canadian and there aren’t that many of us, I generally write off those who think they are too good for me, which is basically everyone, because they are, especially immigrants who have made it in entertainment, like this one, who got into Canada with our weak immigration laws, only to get into the USA with your weak immigration laws when it comes to slutty girls…like all those fake IG models with work visas are legit documented residents of the USA…all because some agency sponsored them…

I was under the impression that she was an “influencer” doing that whole slutty fitness on the beach thing, but I guess she still does acting when it comes up since it helps her grow her IG.

I am all for watching sex scenes, which means I am all for this.

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