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2019

22

Oct

Kylie Jenner Deformed of the Day

While the world consistently celebrates Kylie Jenner and the world of the Kardashians…who have collectively trolled social media because they understood the power of social media and have defined how social media is used to sell products to idiots….or how it is used as a direct line to the fans….where even the laziest and simplistic content can get views….and views can get ya’ll paid…

The fact is that they are the single worst contribution to society. A bigger threat to society. Bigger than ebola….

Their influence not all that impressive because the general public are idiots and easy to manipulate and the money they make, totally deserved sure….they sell product and brands should pay….I’ll give them that…but it is at the expense of the mental health of the children they exploit with every “buy this shit you don’t need, get a fake ass and face”…thing they do…

So sometimes it’s just good to look at fake Kylie’s botched surgeries as a reminder that deforming herself cuz her original self was even worse is fucking gross to look at…and gross to do to herself…but then again the dad cut his dick off…so self mutilation is a family thing….

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2019

22

Oct

Brie “everything wrong in Hollywood” Larson in a Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson is some eager attention seeking trash – who has been trying to get famous so bad for the longest time – despite not being hot, interesting, or even talented. Not that it takes talent to act, or to be famous, but it’d be nice if it did, then we could stop hating them for being these pretentious fucks…

Anyway, Brie, like the cheese, but less delicious, had a shitty attempt at a pop career, it literally went no where, but the entitled cunt just knew she was going to make it, and likely harassed her agents long and hard enough to get her an academy award role, which she won, but that I’d argue anyone would have won, if they were given the part…..it had little to do with Larson…but at least she wasn’t playing the Hot Chick she wanted to be….

With Oscar wins comes shitty super hero blockbuster franchise character roles for the big fucking pay days these “artists” cuz they call themselves “artists” you know – crave – cuz they are really just money hungry narcissists…

So bitch gets her made in China, for China job, gets in Shape, drops her long time boyfriend who stuck with her shit during the shitty years, listening to her cry about how one day she’ll be a star…and now she’s a star…a boring, overrated, not hot star…

If you don’t believe me, check out her bikini selfie of shit…keep trying whore.

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2019

21

Oct

Lady Gaga Naked Ice Bath of the Day

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Remember when Lady Gaga almost died and I guess this is how she takes down the inflammation from her injuries, that were unfortunately not head injuries, so instead of her spending her life drooling while staring at flashing lights at some institution, we’ll be exposed to more of her shitty music….only now older, more arrogant, believing her own hype…I blame the Oscars…

Or maybe she is just riding the scam hard knowing deep in her soul that it is all an act and her true self is garbage…but smarter than the rest of the idiotic world who think she’s more than a fucking scam….you know cash in as long as you can before they catch onto her…

I don’t know Gaga’s motivations, I just know I grabbed her ass hard when she was just starting out, and it was a good compensation for that terrible fucking face.

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2019

21

Oct

Rihanna Titty Bounce of the Day

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Rihanna is on some kind of comeback and she may have new tits, but I think she’s just older and fatter on that Caribbean ROTI diet…

She’s got her Fenty Lingerie making millions that she does weird televised fashion shows with. She’s got a PUMA collection where she made creepers that make millions. She launched a book with some of her nudes that I posted last week but I’m too lazy to search. She’s got the whole music career and is releasing a new album….

I assume she fucked to get that career back when she was a 14 year old in Barbados. Her lack of talent and level of success make it a very weird story to me. How did some poor as shit underage islander get to NYC with a work visa that costs more than 10k to get…..sketchy shit went down…but sometimes sketchy shit needs to get done when you plan to sell your soul to the world….for a lot of fucking cash…

At least it backed out for her better than the human trafficked girl I know…who is still trying to human traffic herself…memories of being taken by her family in Russia and brought to Canada…but no one’s buying cuz she’s in her 50s…so she lives on a bench…because not all Human Trafficked women win as hard as Rihanna…so if you’re out there trying to get Human Trafficked like your mentor….to win at life – be sure you’re being trafficked by Jay z.

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2019

21

Oct

Rita Ora Chaps Erotica of the Day

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Rita Ora is so boring

There is a reason it took her 100 fucking years to get famous after fucking a Kardashian. I mean it wasn’t quite 100 fucking years, but I am sure it felt like it was, it’s probably been closer to 10 years, but still a fucking eternity for someone with such great tits…and a record deal…and all the right connections and invites…

The fact it took a decade with all odds in her favor…is just a testament of how not compelling she is…I’ve seen girls get famous for far fucking less way fucking quicker…so maybe she should dwell on that instead of finally making it because we need her to remember how inadequate she is.

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2019

21

Oct

Sarah Hyland Pussy Flash of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me out. She has since she first showed up on TV, and in the paparazzi as things progress when you’re on a hit show.

I have facial recognition blindness for a fact, which is hard to explain, but basically everyone I look at looks kind of the same…and I can’t recognize them even family members, so I make associations for people, so from the first time I saw her, I just assumed she had that Benjamin Button Disease…”progeria”…it is how I could recognize her.

If you watched trash Tv in the 90s, you’ll remember those 7 year olds who were born looking like a child version of a senior citizen.

So I couldn’t really vibe on her, without wanting to puke….and I guess I was kind of right, she did have a genetic disease, has had two Kidney transplants, and looks like she weights 50 lbs…on some pre-mature preemie baby…grown up…

Like there is no way this bitch doesn’t sleep in an incubator at night…so now that she sexualizes herself…it is creepy.

Here are her hard nipples in a tight white shirt

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2019

21

Oct

Sarah Michelle Gellar Lingerie of the Day

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Sarah Michelle Gellar has seen Kristen Bell making a comeback…so…I guess she figures she can try it out too..

They are both in their early 40s, for the longest time I thought they were the same person, and since these sluts are all so competitive….

So they figure there is life after 30….and the industry has figured out that they all need social media to make money….like Jen Aniston breaking Instagram last week by signing up cuz even She needs an IG account to matter…it’s a new Horrible world…where celebs need to be relatable instead of untouchable…

But with social media accounds comes slut behaviour cuz all these celebs are sluts…

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2019

21

Oct

Suki Waterhouse Pussy Print of the Day

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I figure that since I did a post on IRINA SHAYK’s vagina, I should do one on
Suki Waterhouse…..Because Brad Cooper was cast in Suki’s marketing of herself back when she decided to go into acting, after an uneventful model career…she paid him with pussy…but I guess he figured her tactics out….and ditched her for the much hotter Irina Shayk…who was so committed to the cause like a Russian would be…no ways she’s going back to War Torn Slovenia or wherever the fuck she’s from….that she sacrificed her vagina….

So now Suki’s moving in, being like “I got my unscathed, not a mom yet pussy, and you’re welcome to come home daddy”…..only it is scathed….all famous pussy is scathed or scabbed…same same…

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2019

21

Oct

Irina Shayk Boring me to Death in a Silk Dress of the Day

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Irina Shayk braless in a silk dress with a high slit, boring.

Speaking of High Slit, she was smart enough to use he slit on likely high Brad Cooper…you know all celebs are addicts…

Shit that Russian imports are willing to put up with, since it is not nearly as bad as what Russian women are used to putting up with, you know by being Russian to bein with…..

So despite all the bad press dude had from other women, mainly his ex wife…he was a big enough star to send tabloid clippings back home for all of her down to see how far little Irina had gone in America….

So he came in her enough to knock her up, and now she’s an older looking, more damaged, mom pussy in her 30s, than the hot model taking over who she was before Brad Cooper entered her uterus…but she’s got guaranteed income the next 18 years which helps her budgeting – so that’s nice….I guess.

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2019

21

Oct

Jessica Szohr Bra and Panties and Face of the Day

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Jessica Szohr who reminds me of Herpes because of how you pronounce her weird name, but also because she for sure has them….is out promoting bras because a girl needs to make a living…and tits help…

She was on Gossip Girl, she didn’t get the career that her Co-Star Blake Lively got, it could have something to do with her face being terrifying…but she still has been on some shit, and she still gets acting work at 35 years old, in things like Kingdom (never met it) and Orville (never met it – unless they mean the Microwave popcorn, in which case, I fucked that shit last night….but they don’t mean that popcorn…)…nothing relevant…

She says she is from Wisconsin, that she is half black / half Hungarian….has 22 tattoos and some I guess some titties…

This is pretty lame, but as a 35 year old has been, what do you expect….