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2019

23

Oct

Bella Hadid Slutty of the Day

Bella Hadid is being trash in a luxury setting cuz she is fancy…and born rich…otherwise she’d just be an unknown local slut from some fucking dumbster of a town…but that’s not her story or her truth or her reality because she was born rich, is rich, bought a career and is now according to some bunk ass bullshit science, clearly the same science as those climate change crying Hippies – I’m taking to you Yvon Chouinard….she’s got the single most perfect and beautiful face….not according to me…according to “science” her dad paid for, or maybe her surgeons paid for, to increase their profile by turning shit into gold…

So this mutant face is what the lying media is saying is as close to perfect….out of all the women in the world…sure there bud.

Here she is with Lily Rose Depp

Here she is in some new fashion magazine photoshoot

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2019

23

Oct

Jessica Alba Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jessica Alba is so boring….but she is someone that everyone jacked off to in the 90s or 2000s or whenever our girl was getting cast to be the hot chick…and she was and still is the hot chick..there is no taking that away from her…

I’ve heard about her open relationship, because the rumored pervert cheats on her husband, despite her dozen kids….who cares…she is rich….I’ve heard about her rumored herpes from Derek Jeter…you can’t take that away from her. LOL. Who cares she is rich..

She used her celebrity to start an Instagram brand early on -it was called Honest despite being proven it is not honest and no one cared – it took off…all because she endorsed it. Celebrities…and their retard fans who buy their wares….which is why I prefer perv fans who like the tits.

The star who gets to play a fake Ceo while actual business folk run the ship, that’s how these deals typically work, not to say she couldn’t Ceo, but why fucking bother when you were rich to begin with when the whole thing started…and doesn’t need to work…but like a Kardashian…she’s now worth a billion dollars…Jessica Alba…richer that most…crazy right…but not as crazy as her hard nips that scream “ya’ll still like my tits?”….

Confirm and reaffirm.

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2019

23

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel wearing her new Tropic of C 2020 bikini collection….Tropic of C is her own personal brand, because I guess selling bikinis for an evil empire that created her entire persona and celebrity, and has been really the only job she’s ever had, wasn’t enough for her, knowing she was getting old and that eventually they’d fire her…but instead probably invested in her Tropic of C bullshit…so she is still working with them….

I just wrote a lot of fucking nonsense…that took us on a fucking circle…to get us to no fucking conclusion…beyond Candice being an old hag of a model, trying to do her 30s building a brand off her 20s as a bikini model for the biggest panty/bikini company that financed epstein…enterprising but not nearly as hot as she was in her 20s…but kids and aging will do that to a whore…

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2019

23

Oct

Lily Easton Slutty of the Day

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Lily Easton is not Clint Easton’s daughter…

She is not from America….she is an internationally represented model….she has worked with brands such as GUESS….which means she likely had her titties fondled by the perv founder and owner and known pervert billionaire creeper who created the brand and who probably feels pretty good about himself for his success….coupled with the level or quality of pussy he’s had over the decades cuz girls, not all girls, but girls who really want to make it, who really want to find success, don’t think fucking for opportunity is a bad thing, and it’s not…but you’re better off cockteasing…it’s all feminism at its best…

Use that pussy on weak men…and make it work for you…I know plenty of girls fucking for far less…mainly heartache and feelings of inadequacy when dude doesn’t call them back…but strategic girls do things smarter..

I like her muppet-y big lip hot outfit look…

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Posted in:Lily Easton|SFW

2019

23

Oct

Romy Reiner Tits of the Day

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If you know me, and you don’t….but you can pretend you do, since you come here for the tits and may accidentally read some of the nonsense I write, despite not being a writer, or a comic…just an asshole….

But if you know me, then you know my favorite people, the ones I celebrate and praise, the ones who have the most interesting lives….are Celebrity kids.

I don’t know why I think they are the best breed or subculture or genre of person…

So here is a hot new celeb kid, Romy Reiner, who has awesome tits and posts bikini pics to her 4000 followers cuz she hasn’t gone viral yet…and that alone is hot.

You know, born rich and connected, respected solely based on her dad….who has done SO fucking much from being Meathead on All in the Family, to directing countless classic movies, and producing even more from Castlerock entertainment…then there’s her comedic legend grandfather, who I used to follow on Twitter and who I’ve read the biography of…Carl Reiner…like so much history in the sperm that made her….so that even if she’s an entitled cunt, it’s warranted and justified….

And the best thing in all this is that she’s not Penny Marshall’s kid….you know cuz she was Rob Reiner’s first wife and if you’ve seen Laverne and Shirley or really any Penny Marshall movies you’ll know her kid wouldn’t be looking hot like this…probably cuz Penny was 60 when this one was born….RIP Penny…Hello Romy.

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2019

23

Oct

Michelle Monaghan Wet Bikini of the Day

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I always confuse Michelle Monaghan as being the girl on LOST…but as it turns out she’s actually from the Mission Impossible movies, that I can say with confidence that I’ve never seen….I hate that kind of shit…and not even because of Tom Cruise and his creepy and intense smile…one of my favorite movies is COCKTAIL…

Point being, at 43, she knows to do slutty content, just not slutty enough…

If it’s not close up before and after turning 40 pussy slideshow…it don’t matter.

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2019

22

Oct

January Jones Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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January Jones was at the 5h annual InStyle awards..

January Jones is such a fucking dud…from single mom, to acting, to using social media, everything about her just sucks…I guess booking MadMen as a solid thing to happen for her, legitimizing her, but even legitimate tits, with actual solid resumes, who have been on hit shows, can fucking suck….and January Jones….if that’s even her real name is proof of that…

If I was to choose my favorite Jones to talk about, it would be Jenny Jones….the only Jones who matters….but instead I’m here doing another January Jones post like she matters…cuz Jenny Jones isn’t out at events showing tits…instead
she hosts an IG cooking channel no one follows ….that is far more interesting than January….

Here she is with amber valletta

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Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2019

22

Oct

McKayla Maroney Still Slutty Fitness Erotica of the Day

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McKayla Maroney has gone from Olympic Gold Medalist, to underage Gymnast with a bunch of perv fans thanks to the attention she got from the Olympics, to admittedly molested girl, who instead of standing with her teammates, took a payout to keep her mouth shut..like the kind of girl you’d want to molest if you were a molester…cuz she can be bought…but not the kind of girl you’d want to be molested with..because she’d deny it if it came out…or if you were get justice…and now, she’s working on being a booty on instagram, by doing her booty workouts, cuz she already had a booty thanks to years of Olympic gymnastic training, and that muscle memory is easy to manipulate into the ass you want to be on instagram…an ass like a diaper…

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2019

22

Oct

Lia Marie Johnson Naked of the Day

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Lia Marie Johnson was topless last week and so much has changed this week…it’s so repetitive that we can identify it as a TACTIC…for audience or to get seen…or it is because it brings her joy, validation, positive feedback that feels good to her after all those failed castings that have prevented her from being a household name….plus it is very easy to pull off compared to getting an audience based on merit alone…90 percent of celebrity is based on the perv dude audience deciding a bitch is worth fucking….and doing it direct to consumer through selfies is the quickest way to make that happen…

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2019

22

Oct

Leven Rambin Twerk of the Day

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I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 29 year named LEven Rambin was in it…which I guess is a big deal…it worked out alright for Jennifer Lawrence….who Leven Rambin definitely isn’t….but she can work like a white girl, like all 30 year old white girls, who were 23 when the twerk thing went viral in 2013 and they still partied and wanted to bring the current dance trend to the bottle service booth they were in….

She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…you know one person playing two people…my biggest pet peeve in any movie or show…whether it is Franco in Deuce or Rudd in his new shit movie…it fucking bothers me…but also that good of an actor cuz only the best actors make it to Soap Operas….

She is Texan and everything in Texas is bigger…even the level of lame from this twerk…

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