SFW Archives - Page 74 of 1171 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2019

14

Nov

Emilia Clarke Cum Face of the Day

I have this talent that involves taking innocent, even festive events, like this EMILIA CLARKE, who I think is a Game of Thrones Girl, but I don’t watch that Dragon and Wizard shit, even though the rest of the world does and I don’t actually think the majority of the Game of Thrones fans were even into the show, I think they were just there cuz of a fear of missing out..or a fear of being shunned by not being into what they think they should be into…what would they talk about at their jobs if they aren’t up to speed on cultural events like that…

Point being, my talent, and I have VERY few talents…if any talents….is looking at Emilia Clarke making these faces for CHRISTMAS…and swapping it out with her taking loads on her face…

To me…this is Emilia Clarke taking a gnarly facial….and that’s all I have to say about that.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emilia Clarke|SFW

2019

13

Nov

Iris Law Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Iris Law is Jude Law’s 19 year old daughter with someone named Sadie Frost who is the daughter of David Vaughn, a psychedelic artist who worked with the Beatles and his 16 year old girlfriend at the time, perverted….so this one is the granddaughter of that “teen pregnancy” that would be deemed criminal now…and you know what they say about girls who come from dysfunctional homes…they become slutty…which is good news since every home is dysfunctional…

EITHER WAY, Jude Law’s daughter is hot! That is what I am trying to get at here…this is a serious fucking look, and I am not just saying that because along with the rest of the world, I am fascinated by celebrity kids and their plight to make themselves legit on the backs of their rich parents who spoiled the fuck out of them…I mean my mother was a Mexican hooker who died of AIDS when I was young…before they even knew what AIDS was…so I can’t even imagine going through life being like “yeah my dad’s some famous dude everyone wants a piece of, so give me shit”….but I’d be sure to be exploiting that connection as hard as fucking possible.

What I am trying to say is IRIS LAW for president.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iris Law|SFW

2019

13

Nov

Ariel WInter’s Big Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Not Hot, But Big…and rebuilt because that’s the whole point of modern science, you know use your money to give you better tits…as tits are the foundation and only thing a woman really has to offer, or at least be the only thing a woman is judged by, a benchmark if you will, of how important the bitch is….because if you look at the rest of Ariel Winter, even new Skinny Ariel winter, you will know that the tits are all she’s got and she’s still on tv, so it’s gotta be because of the tits….deductive investigation right her…right.

Posted in:SFW

2019

13

Nov

Top 10 TikThots of the Day

No Comments »

Old people still don’t know what TIKTOK is…but they’re starting to ask me “what’s tiktok”…so it’s going viral…

For those of you who don’t know….it is what all the young people are on, it used to be called MUSICLY or something equally dumb…where kids would lip sync or sing random songs in video as perverts and other kids watched…then CHINA moved in, realized it was a good way get all the data they need of AMERICANS, made it more of a VINE, you know short format comedy clips, because VINE was a thing before they shut it down, a thing that created all the VERY fucking rich YOUTUBERS who were forced to go to YOUTUBE…

Point being…it’s more video based, more comedic, more “raw” or real, more creative, more entertaining than the lame POSED photos of sluts trying to monetize their INSTAGRAM….and where there is an audience..there are THOTS looking for that audience…knowing that this type of content…this song and dance thing is hot and that eventually all the instagram people will come pollute their ecosystem but in the mean time they are running their own shit…and these are some of those CHINA TRACKED AND MONITORED THOTS making a name before it gets ruined…cuz dancing girls is dancing girls….you pervert fucks…

#1

#2

#3

#4

#5

#6

#7

#8

#9

#10

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Top 10 TikThots

2019

13

Nov

Halle Berry Abs of the Day

No Comments »

The darker the BERRY the sweeter the fruit, except when it comes to HALLE BERRY….because she’s not that dark but still hot at 53….

She’s showing off that hot fit HGH body like this was a casting couch back when she first tried making it in Hollywood…as she knew she could get cast as the black girl, cuz she’s half black, while manipulating the white people, by speaking their white language, thanks to being half white, raised white, the only black girl in her suburban school, white….who never met her dad or black family white….but who had a nice tan colored skin…

I am sure it is challenging to be fit when you work a few days a year, have millions of dollars, and can afford a series of trainers and chefs and assistants to ensure she stays on track for her goals to live her best vapid narcissistic superficial life….

This is her showing off…and I’d rather she was showing off her labia…more interesting but I guess to the HALLE Berry fan an oiled up set of menopause abs is erotic.

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2019

13

Nov

Christina Milian’s Fucking Janky Ass Belly Button of the Day

No Comments »

Christina Milian, the hardest working nobody, is apparently pregnant again….which is great to know…even thought no one cares…

She’s the New Jersey born CUBAN thanks to her parents floating in on a raft, who moved to LA to become an actress, who ended up on a Disney Show under the name TINA, who ended up having a ONE HIT WONDER song and video that dudes my age used to jack off to, cuz it was highly sexualized, called “Dip it Low” and we didn’t have access to porn at the time, at least not as easy access to porn, forcing us to jack off to things like music videos…

She used that to get her pregnant by some record producer, who put her name on a bunch of songs he produced, including a lot of Bieber’s high paying catalog, I guess as a way to avoid paying her too much alimony cuz she’s an earner with passive residual checks…allowing her to do important things like host The Voice, or whatever show she hosted after her divorce, or whatever else she did when leaving her first kid with relatives, while she would hit vegas pool parties, good mom….who is now pregnant again…showing off her pregnant belly….with her mangled pregnant belly button and it’s fucking gross….thanks.

Closer look…..

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2019

13

Nov

Kate Bosworth Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

No Comments »

I used to think Kate Bosworth is hot…and I guess she still is…but it was never based on any movies she was in or any acting that she’s done…because I can’t think of anything she’s ever been in. I just remember her being skinny and skinny has always been more important for me than being a compelling actress in a compelling role, none of that shit matters, it’s all just clickbait marketed to us idiots with no real taste who need to be told what to watch…even the best movies out there are only big because of the moron masses who need to be told what to like, who need to think they are supposed to like something….you know to fit in or whatever…so the real problem is with you fucking drones following the fucking crowd off the fucking cliff….

POINT BEING…

Kate Bosworth is old now, her career not any more impressive, that IMDB hasn’t really blown anyone away, but she’s still skinny, and still takes a good pic and that’s what matters in this superficial life…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|SFW

2019

13

Nov

Christina Hendricks Big Weird Cleavage of the Day

No Comments »

Every picture of Christina Hendricks over the last few years has been the exact fucking same.

They claim this is from November 11th, but it could be from any time she left her house over the last few years.

I am sure I’ve seen her in this green dress before, with her really heavy, bigger than your head tits, in some kind of real fucking straps and rigs, to give them the illusion of not being so big that they are disgusting…if that is possible…if it is not possible just look at the rest of her, it’s rough…

The funny thing about these clown tits is that I don’t even mind her as an actor, I just don’t know why people think she’s hot.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Hendricks|SFW

2019

13

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Cruelty of the Day

No Comments »

Kate Beckinsale and some pussy cruelty….which I guess is something she’s into based on having a kid at a young age, you know put that pussy through the wringer before it really had a time to live, assuming that she didn’t fuck the fucking world before having a kid and bitch was retiring it knowing it was so stretched out from all the sex that the baby would virtually crawl out of her….

I do hate making pussy jokes when the post involves a cat…it seems so simple, so basic, so obvious, so done, so played out…because it is…

What the fuck else is there to say about the VAMPIRE / UNDERWORLD acting, UK rich kid who still rides that UNDERWORLD franchise, on all fours at 45-50 years old still looking hot…and playing it up…cuz she knows she still looks hot…at the expense of her poor cat that we should all call the HUMANE society on…you know just to get some backlash for someone who’s virtually won at life…and we hate that they’ve won at life…cuz we are better that we haven’t won…and their dirty pussy is using our faces as as a kitty litter…if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW|Videos

2019

12

Nov

Bella Thorne Shower Erotica of the Day

No Comments »

Bella is so trashy, gross, looks like she smells but above all this…she’s boring…

The victim of ABUSE from a stepdad, then exploited by her mom before being sold to DISNEY Bella Thorne…who typically looks slimy as fuck in anything she does…has decided to take a shower for her social media account to remind us all that despite looking like trash, she doesn’t necessarily smell like trash, except maybe in her pussy, cuz that thing is an ecosystem of its own…and hot water, soap, even vinegar can’t get those PH levels to a happy place…..

I guess she’s no longer the exploited Disney Kid perverts who watch DISNEY were into…..and is more of the exploits herself Disney kid….becoming an annoying girl from social media, who makes way too much money, thanks to having fans who think she’s keeping “real”…despite not being real….because keeping it real to this generation means talking about your acne, your farts, and other disgusting things….this is where voyeurism has gone….

I know she’s just a calculated puppet raised to be a puppet who knows how to manipulate the audience thanks to her puppet masters teaching her the way….

Taking her “celebrity” and tapping into that internet money all the kids her age are tapping into…monetize yourself despite your mental health, sanity, etc….all while looking like shit…because the internet likes it when things seem candid…so it is easy…but it still kills part of a persons soul every time they pot…

So here she is in the shower for attention, allowing you to feel like you are in the shower with her…and I guess that’s perverted enough to post here, even if I find her vile.

Here she is in a blue wig and see through shirt..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

Archive for the SFW Category