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2016

16

Sep

Kristen Bell Pay Equity Nonsense of the Day

The only thing I know about gender wage gaps – is that women would complain even if they were making more money then men – because they are women and in being women, all fueled by emotion and overreacting, that’s what they do. It’s a fact, I’ll make a satirical video about it to prove it…like Huff/Po did with this shit…

I’m not going to go into the “they should be happy they are allowed to vote” angle, because I am a feminist…people laugh when I say that…but I am a feminist. I believe in a woman’s right to do anything she wants, for any pay she wants. I also think that women are smarter, more educated, try harder because dudes don’t take them seriously, and besides emotional behavior and women overcompensating in the workforce and thus acting like rigid men, the worst part of men, a way to stake their claim or worth…they are an organized species, that made great secretaries…and ran households…and if they put in the hours…without being distracted by birthing, an actual issue in their lives..they do great things…it’s not a gender issue…

But people are so quit to pull the trigger warning on PAY EQUITY….and I think in general, people are lazy, people are bad negotiators, people do the least amount of work possible and feel entitled to just have a job, and that is not gender specific….

I think there are a lot of factors that go into this famous 77 cents on a dollar number always thrown at us by people who probably read one article on the subject…

I mean even this video of an actress, a fucking actress, not an authority on anything but maybe bad comedy, which is probably why they brought her in… who has a networth of over 15 million dollars -something many men can’t relate to having…despite being an unqualified college drop out – all because she plays make belief a few times a year…has no right having an opinion of anything that affects the common man…she is not common, and he makes a lot more than 77 cents on my dollar.

Maybe she’s mad that she got paid 1 million on a movie the male role made 1.23 million…shut the fuck up and get a better agent…

I want a PHD professor who has spend 40 years studying this shit, drawing charts for me, not throwing low level clickbait gags at me…

This doesn’t touch on any actual fact or represent every company, it doesn’t consider the various ways this 77 cents on a dollar number came about – it’s just a comedic satirical approach that despite being produced by a site / publication people consider a news source….is not actual news…because it is probably produced by a woman…and they were too busy getting 77 cents on a dollar to figure it the fuck out…

This is called pandering to a clickbait audience – and people eat it up because people are idiots…

Here she is in a magazine promoting herself..

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2016

16

Sep

Corey Feldman on the Today Show is Legendary

Corey Feldman always wins…in crazy trolling…how he pulled this off is crazy….I don’t know how this got past the censors, which is a fucking win really…

He must be in his 50s now….Making this even weirder…and better…

I guess this is what happens when the industry / Michael Jackson rapes you….it allows you to recruit some average at best girls to start a band you do really obscure interpretive dance with…

Feldman blocked me on social media a long time ago, but he’s clearly the gift that keeps giving….I am loving everthing about this…from it’s low budget, poorly planned disaster…to terrible music…everything I want out of any performance…uncomfortable, awkward…disturbing even…

Hollywood needs more of this…

Posted in:Corey Feldman|SFW

2016

16

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Shakes Her Ass Like She’s Still Current of the DayAlessandra Ambrosio Shakes Her Ass Like She’s Still Current of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is shaking her ass for her white girl fans…or maybe for all the dudes who Victoria’s Secret panders to…

I would say that hip hop, is pop music and that every single white girl in the world knows how to shake her ass like some kind of african princess, and I would be right in saying that…but Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t necessarily white, plus she’s not a girl, she’s an old as fuck Brazilian which could be white, but could also be native or afro or whatever, and she too likes to shake her ass..

She’s doing it like a white college girl at a frat party…because this isn’t a black thing anymore…that’s racist…but wearing an indian headdress is cultural appropriation, or having a school cafeteria serve egg rolls, or Indian food is cultural appropriation to all these white college aged social justice warriors…but shaking their ass all tribal and ready to fuck…is just doing like the music videos and that’s ok…because social justice warriors are full of shit…and because shaking ass is always ok…even when you’re in your 30s and a mom…but only if you’re a Victoria’s Secret model who’s skin isn’t hanging off her like a ravaged mom I’m sure you’ve all seen and had to fuck…because we are men…and we fuck what we have to…especially when we marry them.

I am drunk. She knows her angles. It looks good.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

15

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Midget Legs Get Into a Big Car Wearing Short Shorts of the Day

People…very questionable people…the kind of people who jerk off to sitcoms in a world of Netflix and Apple TV, where you don’t need to subject yourself to shitty canned laughter comedy on network television…are so excited about this fat little midget…because she’s got big tits, maybe because she’s got a big cars from big money, thanks to big momma selling her big titty daughter out to the entertainment industry…or maybe people get very into the people they see on TV…but looking at her getting into her car all sloppy…keeps me asking why?….

Put some damn pants on girl…

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I feel bad giving the fat one all the attention…that’s against the way of man….and Sarah Hyland, the original girl from the show people liked because she was creepy and really young looking, which is better than fat…and here she is older and making Creepy Face of the Day

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2016

15

Sep

Anna Kendrick Questionable in a Movie of the Day

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Anna Kendrick is one of my least favorite women in movies, which isn’t saying much because I generally don’t like any bitches in movies, and for the most part I don’t remember any of their names, so saying KENDRICKY is my least favorite, is almost like saying she’s my favorite….

She’s not…but she’s just marketed to us, in all the popular romantic comedies and popular movies, but she’s boring, the fact that she’s made it when I don’t really understand why she’s made it all while rocking a creepy mouth….

THis is the premise of her new movie …


Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister’s Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.

Sounds like an oscar winner…

Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2016

15

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Groupie in Women’s Health Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Karlie Kloss…and she’s in some Victoria’s Secret bullshit that no one with a penis ever really understood – because her sex appeal is zero…but they pulled her from the high fashion runways and decided that she works as one of their personalities…and I guess Taylor Swift liked the way she worked also, and decided to co-sign her and make her work for her, as her life-like doll – as the first of the VS models the weird pop singer recruited into her apartment…an apartment they lived together in…simulating a normal NY experience bitches who don’t make 200 million a year live…

The whole thing – very fucking weird…creepy and probably evil…but I guess in being Taylor’s number one fan, soul sister, partner in crime…she’s also doing media like Women’s Health, you know because she’s got a name of her own now…

This isn’t exciting…

Maybe you prefer seeing Taylor Swift, slutty temptress, being followed by men…

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

15

Sep

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

Emma Roberts is skinny…and I like to see that there are girls out there who insist on being skinny, who still starve themselves and workout as much and as hard as they can….or just starve themselves because they know that being fat is disgusting….

Maybe we are just blinded by all the noise fat girls make- because they are well fed and the sleep apnea makes them moody, angry and willing to fight for their right to be fat as fuck…

So looking at some Emma Roberts legs, separate to her likely daddy issues, because let’s face it, Eric Roberts is a fucking wreck…may not be erotic to you, but it is to me, becuase I can see her leg bones and that’s something I look for in a woman…

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Maybe you prefer to see her with the Rumer Willis’…

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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2016

15

Sep

Rosie Huntington Whitely Cleavage of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whitely is lovely, she just looks like she’s a fucking cunt…with a bad attitude from being a model for a long time…

I am a fan of her. Not because she gives bald men hope that if they are rich and famous they can fuck a model too…because bald men deserve hope…let’s face it they have nothing else going for them…unless they are rich and famous…but because she’s hot…

I also liked that before she was a low level actress, that she made Megan Fox obsolete she was a model, and in being a model, she She’s done a whole lot of awesome titty shoots …making her cleavage a reminder…of those good times…

I also like that she gets nude and topless for money and the fashion industry, yet she’s so classy about it…unlike all the other poor ghetto topless models from the UK..

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Here she is for some bullshit denim company…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|SFW

2016

15

Sep

Chubby Ashley Benson’s Side Profile of the Day

Ashley Benson has such a flat ass….for such a big girl…

She was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star with a huge following willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy…which isn’t really a threesome without pussy…but movie magic or someshit..

She’s gone onto continue her pretty little liars life…as a chubby girl who no one thinks is chubby because all girls are chubby these days…but I guess she decided she’s chubby because she’s been working out…but not working out the right parts of her….but more importantly even when she’s fat she’s not fat in the right parts of her…

Sloppy Sloppy…

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

15

Sep

The Woman Taking Ass Pics of the Day

The Woman Taking Ass Pics is probably a troll, probably a stunt, probably a joke…like “hey we should stage a fake video of a girl taking an ass pic next to a tree being caught by someone on a balcony and not noticing because she’s so into the selfie that she’s oblivious to”..

It is the selfie generation, walk down the street, everyone is so sucked into their phones, themselves, they don’t know shit that is going on around them, in their bubble but out in public and it’s fucked…but what isn’t fucked is the slutty selfie…it’s the only porn for me…and girls just fucking love participating in it…because they temptresses, who like to seduce as many men as they can to feel good about themselves…whores..

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