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2016

22

Aug

Today in Famewhores of the Day

First Up we’ve got – Ola Jordan Wet T-Shirt Car Wash

Ola Jordan barely exists at least not in North America. She’s polish, her name isn’t actually Ola Jordan…that’s just her stripper name…or her porn name because she is apparently a professional dancer who is a “latin dance specialist”…which I assume is code for “really good at lap dances, so good that she got gigs on shitty UK TV shows after giving them to the producers”…

I mean if she isn’t a stripper by trade, the default job of 90 percent of professionally trained dancers, showing her nipples intentionally for attention would be a big deal….but here are her nipples for attention…making me think…she’s probably a stripper by trade..the kind who does full service..

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Second up – we’ve got – Courtney Stodden bikini….

It amazes me that Courtney Stodden exists, I am sure she realizes that she was just a joke that people seemed to like at the time she first started to exist. But after so many shameless attempts at reality shows, or publicity stunts, she’s at the point where she’s either staged a pregnancy, or terminated a pregnancy, and is milking it like it’s a storyline…staging paparazzi bikini pics of her crying at the beach after shaving her head to honor her dead baby. It’s absurd, but people eat it up…I don’t know what kind of people eat it up, no one I know knows who Courtney Stodden is…but I guess someone is into it…because otherwise she’d disappear like most hookers..thanks to dying from drug overdoses because life failed them…

This shit is ridiculous…

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2016

22

Aug

Lindsey Vonn Posts a Ripped Leggings Butt Shot in Squat Picture of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn, who I guess has hooker-like sex, because she was able to keep Tiger Woods interested in her for a period of time, probably thanks to her strong legs and ass due to Olympic skiing, and the jacked up testosterone it causes, making her a tyrant with her pussy, the kind of girl you start trying to avoid because she just wants to fuck and you can’t take it anymore…you’re all fucked out…you have other shit to do like watch TV or eat or some shit…there is such thing as a girl wanting too much sex, but maybe I only like girls who don’t like me…or having sex with me…

WHO KNOWS..

What I do know is that Lindsey Vonn is on the sublte slutty in LA hustle for fans and audience by showing anus, or butt holes in her pants – because it’s not that slutty, but still slutty enough, for a slut, who was a slut for Tiger Woods…

From bikini, to panty flashes, to work out porn…she’s on a mission…

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2016

22

Aug

Cara Delevingne Makes Villain Impressions of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is up there with being the worst. I don’t know what I have against her, or what my problem is, because I should like any girl who is hot, skinny, and making that money….rocking an accent, in big movies, at all the parties…a real it girl….

You know I should put posters of her in my high school locker and fantasize about the day I’ll one day meet her and have her babies – even though she fucks girls, which should technically be bonus for my love for her…like what a great angle…she eats pussy and I eat pussy – more in common that I have with most girls I jerk off to..

But for some reason, I think she fucking sucks..she’s a terrible actor, an overrated model, she’s not that hot or interesting looking and her overall personality is just annoying. She’s a spoiled fucking kid who was born to the right family that got her to the right place..and now she’s out having fun, running shit, in a world that should have no fun, as we should all suffer as it self destructs…

I figured only nerds read this site- or go to this site – cool people are out doing cool things – so seeing her do bad impressions of villains is probably porn to you – and if it’s porn to you – then it’s porn to me…

It’s for Elle US…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

22

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Nipple on Fire of the Day

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I guess Lais Ribeiro management – or the people who bred her and created her over at Victoria’s Secret are ready to put her in their starting line-up, because whenever they decide on new pussy to push on their marketing to promote garbage made in China over priced mall brand lingerie, that new pussy starts getting coverage…and I’ve seen Lais Ribeiro mentioned at least a dozen times in the last month, which means…they’ve decided to make her exists like they’ve made so many other hookers exist.

I don’t know when this picture by nude model photographer Jurij Treskow happened, maybe I already posted it, but it’s Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model with big tits, and apparently – pretty big nipples, lighting that shit on fire like some kind of arson, or like you can smoke those nipples like you freebase cocaine…or maybe it’s just for the sake of bullshit, pretentious, fake, low concept art….who am I to tell or judge..I’ll just stare at the tits..because tits are things I like to stare at…

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2016

22

Aug

Amanda Seyfried for Vogue Russia of the Day

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I feel like we’ve seen these pictures before and that they are being repurposed by Vogue Russia…but I guess I could be wrong. I don’t really keep track of this shit, even though you’d think downloading them and uploading them to a website with a stupid blurb is pretty much doing more than just keeping up with this shit, it’s fucking cataloging it. I am so pathetic…

If there was a celebrity I remember posting o and there isn’t, because I post 20 times a day about this shit, that it’s all become one big blur or irrelevant shit, Amanda Seyfried is one I’d like to think I’d remember…

I find her hot, I find her interesting, only because she’s absolutely not interesting at all. She barely dresses before leaving the house, she’s a slob but she gets into movies, while Justin Long gets into her…and most importantly, I like that she stole work from Lohan like a fucking SCAB, and I love Scabs because they show the powers that the people they think they need aren’t actually needed, and they can be replaced by some hotter younger version – with blonder hair..and less freckles…but the most interesting thing about her, in all her boring as fuck behavior, is that she gets naked in movies…and I like it…

So these Vogue Russia pics may be new, are probably like all American content in Russia…12 years old..but I still like what they represent…one of the weirdest, most uneventful, celebs I like seeing naked…and for that…I’ll post them along with 20 other posts on bullshit no one cares about…I’m so innovative…giving the people what they want…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2016

22

Aug

Alexander Alexandrov’s Video of an Ass in a Wave f the Day

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His name is Alexander Alexandrov …I feel like I’ve posted some of his videos before, but this one came across my feed and I thought….damn that ass in slow motion ass in a tub and it is pretty hot, pervert shit, but that can be spinned as “art” celebrating the woman form within new and interesting textures or some shit…and not the close up butt shot it really is….and I figured that’s a great way to get girls to show off their amazing asses…because if you say it’s for my pervert fans –

Here’s another one of an Ass in a Tub

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

22

Aug

Anne Vyalitsyna for Maxim of the Day

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Anne Vyalitsyna used to go by the name Anne V…and I havent’ heard shit about her in forever…

She is a Russian model – who was a Sports Illustrated model for 10 years thanks to her hot body, but I think she did more modeling than the average Sports Illustrated model – who doubles as a sugar baby.

That’s not to discount Anne V’s attempt to sleep with rich men for the good life, she was dating Adam Levine, possibly the most annoying human in pop music…that should be taken out back and shot, but that is never taken out back and shot, but that instead gets lots of model pussy…he even knocked one up from Victoria’s Secret, you know mark that territory, show off to everyone what you bought…because these bitches love money, charge day rates and are just prostitutes in their own right…but not Anne V, Anne V is different…she’s not like most Russians with no soul, out to get ahead and to live the good life…she’s a Russian who just coincidentally got pregnant with some dot com billionaire….it was love dammit…real fucking love…

So she’s a blonde Irina Shayk, just as communist, who went with less of a public figure to seduce, and more the nerdy older rich guy…because they are less egotistical and creppy – but not really…all dudes with money who know they can buy hot women are creepy..

Well, she’s back, a mom…showing her ass in Maxim for a legendary photographer, who has had his share of models including Elle Macpherson, named Gilles bensimon….for Maxim…lookin’ hot…for a 30 year old mom…because Russians are fucking robots…amazing and hot fucking robots who fuck…

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2016

22

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new hobby is hitting on wives – and I guess girlfriends – in front of their boyfriends…where that I try to get them to make out with me while the husband is in a conversation with someone else at the bar….not because I like married women, I like all women, but I like to test the hell prison they have put themselves into – by offering something exciting, in their otherwise very routine life…

So far…it’s backfired, when the husband caught wind of my hustle, he didn’t try to beat me, you know the standard way a husband would react when you’re grabbing his wife’s tits, he actually started hitting me on, telling me how bad he wanted to suck my dick and fuck my ass…because I was beautiful…

Point of the story, the deep revelation of my experience, is that married people…are weird..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

Girls in Bikinis
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Fugitive Who Tried to Escape Disguised as Old Dude
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Lais Ribeiro – Lingerie
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Lohan Demands to See Putin
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Nina Agdal didn’t Die in a Car Accident…
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Race Walking is the Funniest Shit Ever
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Hamster Does First Level of Mario
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Robin Williams’ Daughter has Written 17 Scripts No One will REad Since her Dad Died
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Soulja Boy Made Instagram Video Making Death Threaats to the Guy Banging his Ex…
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Toddler Found Strapped to a Fence in Washington State
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US Wrestler Gets Bitten By Opponent
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Truck Spins Out on Brisbane Motorway
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Girls at the Gym
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Lou Pearlman – Rumored Pedo – Dead in Prison
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2016

19

Aug

Pregnant Rihanna by the Pool in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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After just posting BEYONCE IN YELLOW JUMPING OFF A YACHT , I figure it only makes sense to post some pics of a pregnant Rihanna, the girl who motivates Beyonce to be fit, to keep her man interested in her, because of all the money Rihanna brings into Jay Z…it puts Beyonce in an insecure place….which doesn’t happen when you’re Queen B..bullshit…

She’s probably not pregnant, based on drinking the wine, she’s just starting to fill out like the island girl she is, and if you’ve been to any island you’ll know that they don’t take advantage of the ocean to swim fucking laps in, but instead take advantage of the fast food restaurant to become 400 pounds in…

She is in Zurich though, FANCY…a long way away from her small little Island town…which should give young sluts with average level talent hope that one day – they too can be scooped up and exploited…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

19

Aug

Beyonce Jumping off a Yacht of the Day

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I hate Beyonce. I hate that she’s marketed herself as Queen B, and people buy into it and refer to her as Queen B. I hate puns and I hate cunts who are just manipulating – trying to stay relevant, singing empowering shit she doesn’t actually mean – since she’s been rich and successful since she was a kid…

She’s just a white washed scam, designed by white people to use black people to reach white people and everyone along the way can make some money.

There is zero authentic about her and she’s not even hot – even though she’s trying really fucking hard to be…

But for some reason…I fucking love these pics of her jumping off a yacht…they made me laugh out loud…and I never laugh, laughing is for retards and peasants…but this shit is pure comedy gold…but it’d be better if this was her escaping a hostile terrorist attack on her 300 million dollar yacht…walk the plank bitch, we pirates….to really give her a taste of excitement in her life of luxury…